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>Oh! My! God! I LOOOOVVVEEE COFFEE! I NEED COFFEE EVERY MORNING! Haha! Coffee is so yummy! It's my addiction!
>Uhhhh, could I get a LARGE, BLENDED, Caramelicious Frappucino with extra caramel? Only one shot of espresso please, I don't need to get hopped up on that hard stuff :p

>> No.15492269

DO WOMEN REALLY????????????????????

>> No.15492277

At least she seems happy.

>> No.15492295
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>>15492265
>Why yes I will take a quad shot of espresso and nothing else, how could you tell?

>> No.15492305

>>15492265
How are they not fat

>> No.15492312

>>15492265
>wasting the mental energy to care about some thot's starbuck's order

>> No.15492318

>>15492312
some stereotypes are real.

>> No.15492319
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>>15492295
>For me? I'd just like a cup of your drip today? Is that Ethiopian? I'll have that.

>> No.15492347

God, I'm so lonely too bro's.

>> No.15492348

>>15492305
She's what's known as a model

She doesn't actually drink that shit

>> No.15492363

>>15492305
The wall calls all women in time.

>> No.15492378

>>15492347
Struck a nerve, roastie?

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>>15492319
>Ah, I see my fellow compatriots are here. I'll join you gentlemen after a doppio of fresh Kenyan. Dark roast, if you do so have it, barista

>> No.15492419

>>15492265
>triggered by starbucks
Why can't roasties stop winning?

>> No.15492436

>>15492265
Medium black coffee. Whatever's freshest. No I don't want room for cream.

>> No.15492442

Are women good for you?

>> No.15492450

>>15492442
No, they are the source of many physical and mental ailments as well as detrimental to your financial health.

>> No.15492457

>>15492265
Another day goes by where you'll never have sex, right, anon?

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>>15492419
>>15492457

>> No.15492466

>>15492442
Yes, they are a key ingredient in making a family.

>> No.15492467

>>15492265
Nobody talks this desu but I agree with the sentiment desu

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ITT

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>>15492465

>> No.15492477

>>15492442
Yeah until they're not and then it's really fucking bad

>> No.15492482

>>15492295
Why dont Americans ever drink Espresso? Too strong?

>> No.15492485

>>15492471
Smiling at women like that is textbook beta behavior. If women are attracted, THEY will smile at you.

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>>15492295
>>15492319
>>15492400

>Hello champions it nice to see you all at the local cafe rather than Starbucks. It’s always good to support small business and the community at large.

>> No.15492502

>>15492491
I don't go to starbucks but before covid the local places were always full of students and hipsters on their laptops, tablets and phones. Started just using the drive-through because there was nowhere to sit.

>> No.15492514

>>15492502
Just barely based

>> No.15492515 [DELETED] 

imagine giving your money to a coffee shop that burns coffee and openly hates christians

americans really are the dumbest pieces of shit alive

>> No.15492520

>>15492502
I thought Starbucks was where the hipsters were.

>> No.15492525

>>15492482
>Too strong
Pretty much. Anyone I've ever gotten to to try it always says it's too bitter. Most Americans are used to drinking weak drip brew with creamer and sugar, so it's not surprising that find it too strong.

>> No.15492526

>>15492520
Starbucks is mainstream. It's like expecting hipsters at McDonald's.

>> No.15492548

>>15492319
>I'd just like a cup of your drip today?
Chad wouldn't speak like such a pussy with putting question marks at the end of his statements like he's indecisive. You aren't a real chad, soiboy.

>> No.15492558 [DELETED] 

>>15492548
based

>> No.15492614

>>15492277
It's a shallow happiness that disappears as soon as her shopping trip is over.

>> No.15492639

>>15492269
yes.

>> No.15492640

>>15492525
My country is pretty much THE Espresso country next to Italy. Feels good.

Actual Protip you wont read anywhere else : the best way to enjoy Espresso is together with a good hazlenut chocolate. Once you've tried that, you will never want to drink anything but Espresso nor any other way again.

>> No.15492652

>>15492482
Tastes pretty bad. I could get similar effects from a bump of coke. Would rather do that honestly.

>> No.15492669

>>15492548
Called out hard

>> No.15492671

>>15492652
>Tastes pretty bad
You have to be 18 or older to post here.

>> No.15492676

>>15492482
Espresso is niche in America. We have great espresso and baristas, but they are very much not a mainstream part of our coffee culture, which is focused on adding as much cream and sugar as possible to coffee.

>> No.15492684

>>15492548
You think that photoshopped homo is supposed to be a chad? Lel

>> No.15492687

>>15492548
Chad is polite and wants to make the barista's experience as pleasant as his.
Chad makes sure to show respect to service workers because it is the correct thing to do.

>> No.15492691

>>15492652
>Taste pretty bad.
That's what coffee tastes like, anon. Real coffee without sugar, syrup, artificial flavoring and all that shit.

>> No.15492709

>>15492676
Who drinks Espresso in America? European expats? Mexicans?

>> No.15492725

>>15492684
The guy with six rows of abs is photoshopped? You don't say, retard. Do you need a warning that cartoons aren't real people as well?