/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15484324
>order some cokes
>waitress spills entire tray of cokes on me
>got up and left before I killed someone
Was good times

>>15484348
>before I killed someone
Is that hyperbole or do you actually have untreated anger issues?

>go to typical restaurant specialized in burgers, french fries, and wings
>decide to order food and take it home because I don't want to eat alone
>wait for like 30 minutes while people get their orders ready in less than 20 minutes
>start to get anxious and feel like everyone is watching me while they eat their delicious orders
>feel more hungry
>ask if they haven't finished my order
>"It's almost ready anon."
>cashier girl gives me a smug smile (she was kinda hot)
>delivery guy (he had a helmet on) is having a chat with the cashier girl
>finally they shout my name and head up to pick up my order
>"Don't let them treat you like that anon." said the delivery guy.
>cashier girl laughs while I take the order and leave the place uncomfortable.

It wasn't necessarily a terrible experience or my worst one ever. But it still boggles my mind.

>>15484532
Beta

>>15484324
>go to hooters
>waitresses don't like when I say "hey nice hooters"
>food taste like garbage
>waitresses not even that hot
place sucks

>go to restaurant for breakfast
>Place is pretty empty, which is normal since I live in a small town
>Order food and drinks
>Sit there drinking soda for about 30minutes
>Ask waiter what's going she apologizes for the wait
>I can see the kitchen from my seat
>Cook is sticking her fingers up her nose and wiping her face down without swapping gloves.
>Other people start leaving the restaurant
>Apologize to my waiter, and tell her the cook is picking her nose and I lost my appetite
>Still leave a tip for the waiter even though I didn't pay for the meal

It doesn't take an hour to cook an omelette and pancakes. That place is closed now too, which sucks because they where the only good burger and wing place in town.

>>15484568
Rapist

>>15484348
I hope you eventually got help

>>15484378
>>15484611
Low T as fuck.
You wouldn't actually kill someone, just knock the silly out of them. But you're reasonable enough to not even do that because you fucking left.
Not even him.

>>15484324
>be retarded 5yo
>receive water with lemon slice
>squeeze lemon slice into water
>it gets into my eye
>scream and cry, inconveniencing all other patrons in the dining establishment
>dad got me ice cream after so it was ok I guess

>>15484532
This is why waitresses deserved to get two pennies as a tip unless they go above and beyond, whilst they regularly get a hundred dollars an hour, untaxed, and delivery boys deserve a minimum of $5 but get stiffed regularly.

>>15484619
I don't get that angry over innocent mistakes, I fuck up sometimes too, especially not gonna hold random strangers to standards of perfection, I'd be irritated but not actually angry over something like that, shit happens

>>15484568
>nice hooters
holy shit I'm surprised they don't have sex with you in the booth

>>15484630
kek
reminds me
>be retarded 5yo
>recieve pancakes with dollop of butter on top
>mistake butter for whipped cream or ice cream
>instantly pop in my mouth
>parents, I think even grandparents, waitress look at me in half horror half wtf retard
>obviously regret my decision instantly
don't think I got ice cream after just shame

>>15484324
Man, I would love to eat there, probably could make friends with someone

>>15484619
>just assault someone bro
>consequence free bro
This is how I know you never go outside.

>>15484733
>>15484659
It's an appropriate situation to be outraged about.
I was explaining the hyperbolic statement, single hemisphere. You don't literally pulverize someone if you say you're going to.
Followed by me explaining how one doesn't do that, one simply leaves.
Let me drop a gallon of corn syrup on your shirt, pants, and lap during your night out with a date so you can apologize and take responsibility for someone else's fuck up like the cuck you are.

>>15484733
it would work if he was black

>>15484762
step to me and you'd be sucking my dick in 0.3 femtoseconds gayboy
i will fucking pulverize you, cretin

>>15484762
>don't have to pay for dinner
>meal is over
>free to take date home to "change" and fuck her
The fact you see this as a bad thing means you've also never gone out with a woman.

>>15484324
>Go to a Mexican sit-down restaurant with my now ex-girlfriend back in September.
>Black teenage waitress acted like she was drugged and took her over 10 minutes to just grab our beverages.
>She completely butchers our orders to where we receive different menu items. Experience more and more issues during our dinner to where we both get pissed off. Such as the black waitress just dropping off non-stop baskets of chips and bowls of salsa when we never needed anything all while doing that giggle laugh that people who are high do.
>I demand to speak with the manager when another employee walks by as our waitress had disappeared for over 20 minutes with our cash when paying the bill.
>Manager looks and acts as the world's biggest jagoff. A sweaty obese retard who has a larger waist diameter than his own height.
>Says that our waitress had her shift end and that we still need to pay.
>No, we paid $50 for our $40-ish meal. Where is our charge so we can leave?
>My ex just says screw this and we begin to leave. "It's only $10 and not worth the stress of dealing with these retards".
>Obese manager puts his flipper on my shoulder and says that we're not allowed to leave without paying.
>In my head I'm already processing the ramifications of kicking the fat off this man.
>The same employee who we asked to grab the manager comes over with our change and receipt and says that everything is okay now.
Avoid El Campesino in Pittsburgh anons.

>>15484568
>friend and I go to hooters
>waitress is turned on by me calling her "missile tits"
>get a blowjob while a wait for my order
>waitress kicks us both out

>>15484324
>go to small restaurant that was really popular in the community and had been around for a while
>called Lynn's Burger Bar
>order Burger and fries, chocolate milkshake, and side of onion rings
>gf orders the same sans the onion rings
>food takes a while to get to us despite being the only person in the restaurant besides this old woman with her ankle biter dog in a cart
>food finally gets there, burger looks like shit
>beef is gray on the edges and looks overcooked
>despite looking like it was cooked Auschwitz style, it's oozing with grease and sloppily put together
>gf's fries were cold
>burger had chunks of fat and what appeared to be little pieces of veins
>say something to the person at the register
>"we always cook our burgers the same way. There's nothing wrong with it that's just how a burger should look"
>tells me I should just go somewhere else if I don't like the food
>say I'm not going to pay for the burgers or fries since they were shit and we didn't eat more than 1-2 bites. but that I'll pay for the milkshakes, and ask for cups to go
>she tells us to fuck off and leave
place was later sold. Current owner is turning it into a 50's style diner.

>>15484600
>Incompetent cook picking his nose in full view of restaurant
>Best burger place in town

>>15484619
you're such a big strong man

>>15484324
>go to red lobster near me live in gurnee so not to much good figure ill try it
>waiter was smoking skunk weed could smell it on him
>forgets to give us our menues dont say anything just finished my college finals and came back to town to tired to complain
>get menues 10 mins in
>order drinks spills water all over the table only brings one glass
> i want water for everyone dude jokingly calls me a highroller and leaves bringing back 1 glass
>ask for glasses for everyone brings back the remaining two
>order food takes 30 mins is cold and just awfull
>ask for a replacement get new food foreveryone hits my mom in the head with the food tray spills hot food over my front after bouncing off her head
>think we got new food 3? times were not super picky either
>manager comes out what went wrong
>explain everything to him he goes im so sorry you can have 5$ off this meal and a 20$ gift card for next time you come
>ask for boxes brings one tiny box was gona feed the food to my nieghbors dog but it wont even fit in the box
>ask waiter if hes fucking with me he gets offended and starts yelling at me
>ask for boxes again just get the boxes and dump the food all over the floor dont pay and leave first and hopefully only time i dont pay for food.

>>15484872
oh ye their closed now i think

>>15484872
are you ESL

>>15484784
>t. learned everything he knows about courtship from romcoms

>>15484849
Wait until you see how vascular my dick is.

>>15484762
people must love having you around

>>15484324
>anime pizzera
>ponies
americans? explain

>>15484894
no im just tired

>>15484929
Your mother sure does.

>>15484872
Why even pay for the fucking meal at that point? Let alone staying after the second round is also fucked. My parents live by Gurnee and there's at least a dozen other spots I might pick before RL.

>>15484985
based you must be really smart

>>15484997
where else do you go?

>>15484997
red lobseter is pretty shit but almost everywhere here is shit besides the point

>>15485004
>>15485018
Saluto's would be down the street and is very adequate for Italian. Hayashi for sushi if you're in the mood. Royal Thai is also nice. And a shit ton of good franchises-- Chic fil a, red robin, cracker barrel, giordano's, fucking portillo's, mod pizza, etc. too many to count; most of which rank above RL in terms of just reliable non-shittiness.

one time I went to waffle house and the hash browns tasted bad

>>15484619
you've never laid your hands on anyone outside of your made-up stories.

>>15485037
didnt salutos close down i rember goin thier also cracker barel here keeps giving me cold food and takes an hour

>>15484683
Asian people will eat butter

>>15484872
You sound like the type of person that's so easy to bully you just can't help it. You single?

>>15484683
>>15485178
>eating breakfast at diner
>stack of pancakes with a dollop of whipped butter on top
>move butter to side of the plate since I'm putting peanut butter on them anyways
>consume everything on plate but the butter
>cue waitress "You gonna finish that?", intoned in such a way that I still don't know if she was serious

>>15484324

>go to giga tourist trap restaurant in Brussels with mom
>as soon as we step in, waiter yells at us to close the door because it's cold outside
>mom asks for a table by the window, waiter rolls his eyes and insists for a shared table with other strangers
>throws the menu at us and leaves
>mom looks ballistic but too tired and hungry to make a scene
>look at menu, it's obscene prices even by tourist trap standards
>a dirty looking cat jumps on the table
>forks, knives and plates look like they've never been washed
>we look into each other's eyes, get up and leave without needing to say a word
>someone yells at us on the way out, mom is a fluent French speaker and describes is as a German gay bottom trying to gargle water, dick and speak French all three at the same time
>eat a kebab at a kiosk instead
>later check tripadvisor reviews, half are 5 stars from idiot american tourists and half are 1 stars from fellow europeans
>rate it 1 star

>on the road
>in town halfway between home and where I was
>hungry
>decide to stop in at that one pub I drive by sometimes
>check the menu
>poutine made with real fresh cheese curds
>ok
>order that
>it doesn't have fresh cheese curds
>just shredded stuff from a bag
>taste the gravy
>I was unaware that gravy could have so little flavor
>like how the fuck did it even get that colour with so little flavor?
>absolutely horrible
>but hungry so I will just eat it and leave
>pour some ketchup on it just because it was so bland
>guy comes out
>so how is it?
>give a perfectly dismissive "its fine"
>guy asks me "just fine? its not good or great or anything?"
>nope, just fine
>guy just shouts at me "WELL IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DON'T EAT IT"
>ok
>get up and leave without paying
>grab a bag of chips from the gas station and hit the road

>>15484324
Unironically been there, shitty pizza with pepperoni shaped in anime logos

>>15485189
Can't blame her, I've seen plenty of (mostly elderly) people yell at a server for taking a plate without asking if they were finished no matter how obvious it was they were finished.

>>15484830
This is the kinda of America MAGAtards are going to die trying to protect

>>15484568
>>15484676
>>15484824

i have a stupid hooters one

>be in high school, go to hooters with friends because we think that's a cool thing to do
>smoke multiple bowls in parking lot and had taken a few mushrooms earlier
>sitting in hooters high out of my mind
>friends ask me how my food is
>i respond "its good but this tea absolutely sucks"
>friends ask where i got tea
>i point at their place settings and show them that they have little teabags as well
>mfw i was high and mildly tripping and brewed my moist towelette in a glass of ice water like it was tea and drank most of it

A franchise BBQ place called Dickie's opened in my town a while back and my god. Not only were they expensive but the meat had no smoke on it, was dry as hell and the sauce tasted like straight maple syrup. I don't think they lasted a year.

>>15485083
Nigger

>>15484790
that's on carson right?

>>15485250>>15484324
I can't draw bro, but at least I gave her tits bigger than her eyes

>>15484830
>restaurants only have 1 cook

The night and lunch cooks were spics, the breakfast cook was a fat white bitch.

>>15485285
kek'd

>be 9
>be at pasta house
>clutz waitress spills a burning hot bowl of minestrone on crotch
>mom gets pissed since they won't cover the cost of our meal or something
>don't even get taken to a background for cleaning off by an onee-chan waitress like in my /ss/ doujin

>>15485285

>4 years ago
>foreigner but just moved to U.S. to be with American gf for a couple months
>middle American city
>strip malls, chain restaurants and drivethroughs as far as the eye can see
>her family wants to take us out for a "nice dinner"
>want to look decent, so wear pic related which is low-mid tier /fa/ where I'm from
>her family sends her the address 10 minutes before we're supposed to be there
>Golden Corral
>pull up, have some pickup truck with "CrossFit 4 Christ" plastered on its rear bumper nearly rear-ends us as we're looking for parking
>meet her family for the first time outside and exchange pleasentries
>gf's stepdad and stepbrother: "Ooh fancy man, huh?" "You just come from work in those boots?"
>waiting in line amidst a sea of camo hats, loose jeans, meth-skinny dads, landwhale mothers and their cracked out tardlets
>get seated next to pod of landwhales
>3/6 of them wearing bedsheets as clothing and riding freedom scooters, another has to sit in 2 chairs at the same time
>screaming, hollering, clapping, speaking to waiter like shit, no please or thank yous
>landwhale tardlet starts crying cause he wants dessert and his mom won't let him get any until he finishes his pizza and steak
>30 minutes of this shit until the landwhale mother sets the tardlet free to roam
>comes back trailing melted chocolate all the way from the chocolate fountain to the table with a bowl full of melted chocolate
>his arm is drenched in it up to his elbow
>landwhale pod thinks this is funny
>an hour in and they decide they've had enough
>as two-seater landwhale gets up her bedsheet gets caught on back of chair and I catch a glimpse of John Carpenter's Thing hiding underneath
>smell of decay/death wafts into my nose as she walks by
>Plates not stacked, chocolate smeared on the table
>they didn't tip

Do Americans really?

>>15484532
I never thought less of people eating alone but one time I was eating alone on a work trip by myself and some little kid was like “mommy that man is eating by himself” so I guess I don’t have the correct form of autism.

>>15485600
Kek, did she say anything? What gender was the kid?

>>15485603
She said something along the lines of “and that’s ok” I’m assuming he was a boy but it is 2021

>>15485590
lol

>>15484532
>>15485600
Lmao whats wrong with americlaps

>>15484762
N

>>15485711
I

>>15485717
M

>>15485736
R

>>15485743
O

>>15485744
D

nice job lads, proud of ya

>eating at my favorite restaurant
>place suddenly gets crowded with no tables left
>forced to share my table with some teen couple
>ackwardly eating my food while the couple barely say anything to each other and they wait for their food

>>15484619
Mate I have probably five to ten times the amount of testosterone in me than you and I'd just laugh something like that off with an "it happens". You sound like an insecure little bitch.

>>15485770
>not asking them if they've tried anal yet

>>15484324
>be at Subway
>Ask for “the Spyro”
>man behind the counter has no idea what I’m talking about
>pull out my phone to show him the fucking Spyro subway image because I think it’d be funny
>he sees it and starts gagging
>he runs into the back
>I hear the sound of him vomiting
>leave when he doesn’t come back after 3 minutes

>>15485778
Bro...

>>15485590
Where I'm from that's the sort of thing a homosexual would wear if he wanted to signal homosexuality without being fashionable.

>>15485590
turbo gay

>>15485308
I've had good experiences at Dickie's, but I'll agree with you on price, they're very pricey. However I only ever got the hot BBQ sauce I found it really enjoyable.

But you're not alone because I tried to take a friend there once and he was very against it, listing a bunch of complaints about lack of variety and other things. I had a hard time believing him so I asked him to at least come inside and look, and he was amazed by the menu.

I guess they're franchised or whatever since the quality can vary that much. We were out and about a year later and I spotted another one and was in the mood for it, I was confused by lack of fries, mac, and jalapeno kielbasa. My friend said this was exactly like how he originally experienced it.

>>15485804
Yeahs it’s pricey but good if you don’t have a local place. I usually make it my only meal of the day.

>>15485259
There are people who don't know to place the cutlery next to each other on the plate to signal that you're done?

>>15485813
There are people who do that at Olive Garden tier places.

>>15484762
It's a lot cooler to play it off on a date than to sperg out, retard

>>15485285

>>15485778
He wasn't vomiting Anon, he was loudly squeezing out a log so he could make you a Spyro. You should have waited Anon, it can take time to make a Spyro, especially if the employee is out of juice and has to take laxatives.

>>15485810
In the same vein is Rudy's, their bbq sauce is what carries it though

I saw a fat guy deep throat the public sauce spoon at an open buffet once

>16 and just started smoking weed
>buddy rolls up a big blunt and we smoke it on the way to the shitty pizza buffet in our small town
>too high to function
>get uncomfortable looking at all the christian shit on the wall, christian radio etc
>waitress, even younger than us, comes to get our drink order
>buddy recognizes her, she is a couple classes below us
>pick up fork while my friends order
>the fork bends
>reality ceases
>hold the fork at the tip of the handle and wiggle it so it looks like the fork is making a wave
>get a nudge from my buddy
>they're both staring at me and the waitress has a look of confusion mixed with pity
>"uu-uh I'll h-have a water"
I kinda miss being retarded high but god damn.

>>15485799
>>15485803
Cope, Amerilards.

I organized a party for my 4yr old nephew at Chuck E. Cheese. It mostly went according to plan, we got fed, played in the arcade awhile, and they even did the weird little animatronic music show.

The thing that really pissed me off was the party at the table next to us had a bunch of kids who didn't get much pizza so they kept stealing ours, and at first my nephew was happy making friends but pretty soon started getting upset because we ran out of pizza. The parents of the other party didn't want to step up and the staff didn't give us more pizza and he started to cry. The worst thing was Chuck E. never came out to meet the kids and all he wanted was to meet Chuck E. We all left feeling pretty frustrated and the staff was zero help whatsoever.

>>15484324
All these high stories, might as well post mine

>Be me
>Autist 16 year old
>Driving around at like 3am with friend I worked with at McDicks
>Stoned as fuck
>Get paranoid from being in public high
>Always sperg out in one form or another when around people I don't know
>Decide to go to Denny's because it's the only place open where we can sit down
>Waiter takes us to a booth
>Like 8 cops sitting at another table within view
>My friend is 19 but I'm 16 and the drinking age here is 18
>We try and order beers, the waiter is cool and doesn't even ID us with the cops right there
>Get two Budweisers
>I'm getting fucking paranoid because the waiter knows we're high and keeps saying shit that I think is sketchy
>Order loaded nachos to split
>Seems like order is taking forever
>Start freaking out
>Was literally convinced that the waiter was fucking with the food
>Stare inside the beer bottle
>See what looks like a pill floating in it
>Tell my friend to look in his beer, he sees the "pill" too
>We freak out, leave money for the beers on the table and get the fuck out of there
>Sober up later and think about it
>mfw it was literally the light above us shining into the fucking bottle, making it look like a circle was floating in the bottle

>>15485778
>>15485829
topkek

>>15484940
Trying to be hip with the kids.
Also, technically american cartoons are "american anime"

>>15485590
Nancy euro bitch boy, you WILL respect my culture

>>15485590
Fucking this, I live in some place where there's a ton of mexicans and they are always way to fucking respectful for some reason comapred to the americans

>>15485876
Yeah bro weed is harmless bro. It helps you relax bro.

>>15484790
The one that just opened on Washington pike in bridgeville?

>>15484790
>waaa waaa waaa let me speak with the manager
Ok Karen

>be me, drunk
>go to boomer mexican place
>order tacos with no tomatoes
>they bring me ones with tomatoes
>pull out my gun and blow my brains out and didn't pay
never went back

>>15486199
maybe don't be such a drama queen next time anon

>>15484733
cuck

>>15484324
This makes me so sad. I'd like to find the poor creature who made this thing and end the poor wretch with a couple of headshots.

>>15484824
underrated post

>>15485773
Those numbers are average as fuck, and nobody cares you sperg.

>>15485773
>>15486470
oldƒag here. how do i improve my teste-osterone? i'm on Centrum Men and Magnesium but there's gotta be a better way. i don't want to go bald or anything but my dick doesn't have the energy it used to

>>15485590
red peacoat is not /fa/ anywhere, its a telltale sign of autism

>>15486477
Drink semen

>>15484324
Casa Bonita, purely in terms of food.

>>15486533
that doesn't seem to help anon. stomach acids and the overall process of digestion doesn't allow for hormones to be absorbed

thank you for your answer

>>15486629
is it that bad?

>>15485271
Strawman

>>15485590
Go back to where you came from, we don’t want you here

>>15486655
Eating semen won't increase your test levels, but saying that hormones can't be absorbed from the stomach is just stupid.
Hormone pills do exist after all.

>>15484324
Had some delicious Indian food in London on a school trip once, but the next day my stomach was in an uproar. Had to take a liquid shit every half hour or so, but of that doesn't mean the school tour of the whole fucking city was off.
Some pubs and such let me use their toilet, but a lot turned me away even when I offered to pay 5 "quid" for access. I was 15.
Taught me a lot about what people are like I guess.

I was also allowed to take a shit on the toilet in one of the bigger grander churches of London but I don't remember which one it was on account of my sorry state. Never knew churches had toilets. Maybe I just got lucky with that one.

The food really was delicious, though. Someone clearly just didn't wash his fucking hands enough. I was not the only one falling ill either.

>>15484324
I wish this place was still open so I could make a /ck/ thread there with pictures. But they are permanently closed.

>>15485855
Suck my ass spook

>>15484600

>enter a restaurant
>don't eat, don't drink, don't use the bathroom
>leave
>still tip the waitress

Do Americans really?

>>15484633
haha seethe boh fag

>mexican food

>>15485813
bitches will have napkins balled up on their plates and still have an absolute cow if i move to take it away

>>15486189
you must be very intelligent

>>15484600
>drink soda for breakfast

I mean, you do you, but what the absolute fuck...

>>15486916
Every time I go to Denny's for breakfast I get a vanilla coke with my lumberjack slam.

>>15485271
Obsessed, rent free, etc.

>>15485590
Cool story, eurotrash

>Go to indian restaurant
>have to keep saying no to dishes they try to sneakily put on our table (obviously trying to run our bill up)
>waiter is incredibly greasy
>still end up getting ridiculously overcharged
Really glad that place closed down, some indians really are just smellier Jews

>>15484824
kek

>>15486671
Semen doesn't have a methyl group attached to it that allows it to pass through the liver

>>15486477
Get blood work done, if you're in the US you can get a comprehensive hormone panel for around 80 bucks at quest labs.
If you do actually have low test you can get a prescription for hrt. It'll be a lot easier to get this from a dedicated clinic (which will want you to pay out of pocket) than it will be from your doctor, because insurance companies don't want to pay for shit.

>>15484790
Knew you were from Pittsburgh as soon as you said jagoff lol

>>15484324
wait a minute that image...

>>15485590
>they didn't tip
Ask me how I know you're making this up.

>>15487379
Is Lee even on /ck/?

>>15485778
you made my day anon

>go to NYC for a school trip in middle school
>every night we as an entire class had reservations at different tourist trap restaurants
>despite having this reservations at exact times for months when we go to each of these restaurants they don't have anything prepared
>literally everyone that ordered chicken at Rainforrest Cafe was served a raw quarter of a chicken
>everyone sends it back
>they just microwave it or something because now it is made of rubber and the plates are bloody
>no one eats it, send it back again
>we have to sit there and watch all the kids that ordered lasagna eat and then go back to our hotel not having dinner that night

>>15486189
Go back

>>15485778

>>15484633
>whilst they regularly get a hundred dollars an hour, untaxed
Now if this ain't some made up shit.
>and delivery boys deserve a minimum of $5 but get stiffed regularly
This is also some made up shit. I'd bet $10 you've never worked either of these jobs you larping faggot

>>15487631
$100/hr is a stretch but 50+ is realistic. at least $5/table, rotating out every 5-10 minutes over their whole section. plausible for a good looking woman at a busy restaurant. and you can't pretend delivery boys don't get stiffed.

>>15485773
No diss but isn't high estradiol bad. Like isn't it the same as estrogen

>>15487256
I heard you can get HRT in Florida pretty easily. Any experience?

>>15487819
and if you work in any restaraunt you realize servers also tip out bar, boh, hosts, expo, bussers etc, namely the latter also being delivery drivers more often then not?
fuck outta here

>>15485186
ye i just broke up with my gf didnt even wana date her originaly but she said she was gona killherself if i didnt why does it matter?

You know what I hate? How big the screens have to be at fast food places nowadays. Everyone behind you can see exactly what you order. It's embarrassing. The other day I was at taco bell, the guy in front of me ordered 80$ worth of taco bell. Wtf. He ordered two different party packs and like 3 quesadillas, some random burritos. I thought it was for a lot of people, but he only ordered one soda, so it was all for him! How do you spend that much money at taco freaking bell? Anyway, I don't like it, and it's caused me to order a lot less when I go.

>>15488123
The problem isn't the screens. The problem is your autism.

>>15484683
I eat butter all the time

>>15484532
The more ghetto an area is the more restaurant workers behave like this. The restaurants turn into glorified day care, the only people who take it seriously at all are the cooks but they’re usually high as fuck anyways.

>>15484945
I hope you got some good rest last night anon! ;^*

>>15484872
This was written by AI that can’t exactly figure out green text still

>>15485037
>portillo’s
I live by the only portillo’s in Southern California and it feels SO FUCKING WEIRD that I know what you’re talking about even though you live hundreds of miles away.

>>15485285
10/10 kek
Sounds like something i’d do

>>15486983
>Defending bedsheet wearing hamplanets
>"n-n-no OP is the faggot!!!"

The absolute state of Americanoids

>>15484324
At a Marco Pierre White steak place, I asked for a sirloin, they asked how i wanted it, I said rare. Wait or told me it would be better medium or medium rare. I said rate would be good. He said the chef would send him back to check so was I sure. I was. He came back a few minutes later and said the chef had told him to tell me it would be much better medium or medium rare. I told him I’d changed my mind and wanted it blue.

Some buffet all you can eat place the staff asked me three times in ten minutes if everything was ok when I’d already told them I didn’t want to be disturbed and just wanted to eat.

>at a Russian restaurant with friend and our families
>friend and I order Kiev cutlets
>everyone has their food before we do
>I just want to go to my friend's house and play viddy games
>still waiting when everyone else is half finished with their food
>finally the waiter brings out the Kiev cutlets after like 40 minutes of waiting
>they are fucking huge
>like the size of my head huge
>way too much chicken for one person
>cut into it
>it's raw
I hate Russians

>>15485872
Was the family black?

>>15485285
DUDE

ITT: plebbit

>>15484532
Did you tip anon?

>>15487853
It's a problem if you start growing tits/you get a lot of water retention.
Otherwise estradiol is necessary for IGF-1 synthesis, is cardio and neuro protective, positively impacts sex drive (until it kills your cock) and seems to keep your skin healthier when on exogenous androgens.
The ratio of various sex hormones to one another is as if not more important than the levels that they're at.

>>15487859
Just google anti aging clinic near me or hormone replacement therapy clinic near me.

>>15485845
This sounds like ja/ck/ or dsp

>>15485872
What the fuck?
>have party for kids
>don’t get enough pizza
>see them stealing other people’s pizza
>don’t do anything about it
And further
>see other kids stealing your parties pizza
>not bitching out the other kids parents until they did something about it

Sounds like both parties were retarded in this case. Also, how could they not pay some dip to wear the fucking suit for 10 minutes? Why didn’t you step up and be the chuck E your kid needed? What a load of faggotry

>>15485876
Something similar
>be cross-faded on liquor and weed
>go with group of friends to Denny’s
>took my car, but I didn’t even want to go
>go inside
>waitress says this exactly after seeing the bullshittery going on at the table
>”Looks like this is gonna be a fun table”
>fucking dead-eyes me at the end of her sentence
>I’m high as absolute balls paranoid and drunk enough to see her absolute disdain and contempt
>I just fucking tell my friends “I’m not doing this” and I sit in my car until they’re done

>>15487819
The trick is to make customers sign card slips while you watch
Really cuts down on the amount of stiffs per shift

>>15484790
Did the fat manager apologize?

>>15484532
>>"Don't let them treat you like that anon." said the delivery guy.
I don't get it...

>>15486189
fag

>>15485117
Nigga, I got herpes from raw fucking all the time in college. Fuck you.

>>15487994
I fucking wish, dude.

>>15488604
Fucking men doesn't count

>>15485819
So what would you do? Just chill there and eat dinner with your dick soaked in sticky shit?
Who am I kidding, you've never been on a date.

>>15484999
125, not bad, not great. Enjoy your cuckdom.

>>15484619
>High T
>Not able to contain yourself
>Lacking self-control and discipline
Stoicism is your friend dumbass.

>>15488611
Don't talk that way about your mother or I'm gonna tan that hide, son.

>>15488542
Don't look at me bro I ain't the kid's parents, I just threw the party together as uncle, otherwise I was just a guest

https://youtu.be/SXFgOtz7648

>>15487631
Found the simp.

>>15488620
>he said as he pushed the glasses up his greasy nose, imagining a sinister glint

>>15485214
You mentioned that your mom speaks French. So what exactly did they yell at you??

>>15486759
Enjoy your night kid, dumb bitch.

>>15484324
When I went to a restaurant in America, I was asked to pay more than just the price that was listed in the menue. Apparently, they call it "tip" but I refused ans insisted on speaking to the manager. Needless to say, that I didn't have to pay any "tip" and the rude waitress that asked for it is now back in Honduras again.

>>15487081
>smelly jews that give you food poisoning because they don't was their hands
FTFY. I only eat indian food I've cooked at home now. It's not even hard, at all.

>>15485590
Holy shit, the autism coming off this lireral fag is blinding.

>>15485590
You're gay but I will give you this: Golden Corral is boomer slop and the sooner it goes bankrupt the better

>>15484532
>>15484790
>>15484826
>>15484872
>>15485214
>>15485242
Did those truly happen? You're not making it up? On what fucking planet do waiters get to treat their customers like that? What the fuck?

I legit can't believe what I'm reading here. Damn...

>>15488354
>defending
Nah, I'm saying that your story never happened. Big difference.

>>15484762
https://youtu.be/iOm9YPaqhso?t=81

Is this you?

>>15485876
Where does dennys have beer wtf

>>15484324
>On vacation with people and stop by full-sized restaurant for lunch
>Suspiciously empty for such a big place in a central location
>Order mushroom soup and fries
>Forty-five minutes later some sort of meat loaf shows up
>Decline it, and the waiter/chef starts arguing with me like it's some sort of conspiracy against him that everyone heard me order soup and fries
>Another forty-five minutes later I get what's obviously just a can of Campbell's and frozen fries from the Supermarket

>>15488151
i did wbu how was your night

>>15488166
sad... im buillied again

why do things like OP's pic make me sad?
stuffed animals cause the same effect.
it's a feeling like, "they tried". and it makes me sad in a way almost nothing else does.

>>15485872
Are you the guy whose nephew got bullied so you made a recipe to make him feel better? If anyone saved the screen caps?

>beat those eggs like you want to beat up your bully

>>15488151
making steak dinner for tonight for me and a few friends.

honestly though, pretty much any time i wait >15-10 minutes to be waited on and end up leaving angry
tho the drink i immediately get wherever i go next is usually pretty good
and i also like making angry eye contact with any employees as i leave the table

>>15489022
*>5-10
i ain't a 15 minute waiting cuck

>>15488859
Where don't they? All the ones I've bee to have been licensed.

>>15484568
when I was probably 9 or so I asked for two hooters and a glass of milk

not a restaurant story per se since I ordered online and I was high as fuck but whatever
>be me
>living inna dorm
>friend gets a hold of some lush bud
>order some munchie boxes and IRN BRU for me and the lads
>end up smoking with just one guy
>smoke a solid ounce between the 2 of us
>split and go listen to some music while I wait for our food
>check my phone to see where the delivery guy was
>realize in that split second that I'm a literal god holding this poor paki in the palm of my hand and dictating his every move for the hour it takes him to bring me my sustenance
>almost cry
>wake up 15 minutes later
>99+ missed calls from Raj Deliveroo
>immediately call back
>"I left facking food on the sidewalk yes? go geddit bladdy fack"
>hangs up
friend laughed his ass off but I was holding back the tears...

>>15485308
i went to dickie's with my friend once, it was greasy as hell but alright. i got shitfaced later that night and threw it all up anyway

>>15486659
What?

>>15485770
God I hate it when I get placed next to strangers and by some infinitesimal chance they are somehow more socially awkward than I am. At least play a game or something

>get dinner
>a little thing on paper has a place where you can write a tip

Every fucking time. I will neeeeever tip if I ever see a reciept thing that says that. I never tip at all anyway but sometimes give them loose change if the kid is sexy enough.

>>15485285
Sure you did.

>>15489365
I tip but I’m American. If a place has pre figured tips like 20% $1.50 I don’t tip. Also there was a bit of a thing where some math bro noticed the pre figured out tips were like 25% when it said it was 15%

>>15489365
cringe

>>15489365
>get takeout
>a place to write in a tip when paying credit

Wtf? Its like they never want our business again.

>>15489365
>>15489388
Tips are for exceptional service. If the staff went above and beyond, tip. If they didn't, well that's what an hourly wage is for.

>>15489422
>tipping unless I get something free or I get sexual favors from the underage waitress

No.

>>15489426
If I order coffee and toast and have to pour the milk myself, pour the sugar myself, walk to another table to steal a jam packet myself, have to hail her down every goddamn time for refills and then have to go to the front to pay because she never came back with the bill, why the fuck does she personally deserve any of my money?

>>15489446
>and have to pour the milk myself, pour the sugar myself,
There is literally nothing wrong with this you retard.

Imagine literally throwing money out the window for NO reason.

>>15489461
99% of places that sell coffee prepare it for you as directed. Fucking McDonald's can make my coffee for me and nobody demands they get tipped.

>>15484324

>be with normies
>Nigger roscoes chicken and waffles.
>Waited in line for an hour
>turns out typical incompete niggers didn't put us on the waiting list
>adds us to waiting list
>some more times
>order dry ass chicken and sweet ass syrup
>why is this a thing?

>>15489365
based
I put a big ol 0 with a slash right through it

>>15489558
I tend to just ignore it and write the total again.

The funniest thing is, back years ago I wouldn't even pay. I'd go into a texas roadhouse or outback eat a huge ribeye, say thanks to the girl at the front podium and leave. Never was caught and ive dine and dashed probably 80 times all over the USA. Haven't done it in years though. Maybe its harder or easier now I am wondering. Thought I would get out while I was ahead.

>be 8 yr old me
>go to a new local sushi place
>bansai sushi or some shit
>my dad is excited, he loves Japanese culture but is also kind of a hothead (was a day trader on top of a career, stress through the roof)
>me and mom waiting while dad orders, gets the big fish egg roll and a bunch of other shit
>the waitress comes out and brings the small fish egg roll and my dad is kind of pissed and asks for a replacement and the really nice waitress gets the manager
>manager is a total fuckhead chink "what u want" type of attitude
>dad just escalates situation by yelling back with the same energy, saying how he isn't even japanese but some dirty chinese cockroach
>get starts speaking in incomprehensible gobbly gook language
>waitress looks really scared
>mom just has her head down in embarrassment
>I'm just enjoying the sushi
>dad pulls my arm and rushes my mom out of the store
>wasn't finished asshole
>walking back to the car, cold air hits as we're walking back, feel really bad about what happened
>manager opens the door and says "get out of here piece of shit"
>my dad turns around like he was ready for it and sprints towards the store and just starts slamming on the glass windows screaming like a fucking silverback gorilla
>remember just watching this and crying
Still like sushi

>>15484532
>wait for like 30 minutes while people get their orders ready in less than 20 minutes
Do people actually do this?
I normally call them to place my order, and then show up 5 minutes late to make sure the food is already done.
Alternatively, I go in and place an order, then leave the restaurant and come back 15 minutes later.

>go to restaurant
>black is allowed entry

>>15489480
Because they are fast food joints with expensive coffee machines designed to portion out sugar/cream/milk the exact same way everytime. If I'm eating at a place where I'm waited on I'm not gonna ask for a fucking double double like I'm at Tim Horton's or fucking mcdonalds. The servers idea of 2 sugars could be completely different from mine. Maybe she thinks I mean two packets worth, maybe they dont use packets and she will put 2 giant fucking spoons of sugar in my cup. Most of your other complaints are valid but you whining about storing your own coffee is fucking dumb as hell. Why arent you mad that your toast didnt come with jam already on it you hypocrite? Any actual coffee shop or restaurant will provide cream and sugar so you can adjust your drink to taste, the only places you'll get served like you're at mcdonalds are places like mcdonalds so I dont know whose ass you pulled that 99% number from but it couldnt be further from the truth.

>>15489620
I bet your mom was so wet after that do you remember if they had sex that night?

>>15489640
Tim Horton picked me up as a toddler.

>>15489665
Are you like 60 years old? Even if that happened on the day he fucking died youd have to be around 50.

>>15489688
I was born in '68

>>15489651
My mom is Japanese, there is no sex after a kid is born

>>15489753
>asian mother

Yikes. I am sorry. You aren't a half breed are you?

>>15489640
One sugar is one teaspoon. It's standard everywhere. Each packet is indeed one sugar, as that's the standard so they put a teaspoon in each packet.

>>15489818
>It's standard everywhere.
It's clearly not, but whatever you say retard. Even at your precious mcdonalds, the meaning of one sugar or cream changes based on the size of the drink you order. If you ask for one sugar in a large they push the large sugar button and so on. And again, you will only find those machines in fast food joints that pump out thousands of cups of coffee a day where their existence and use is justified.

>>15489845
Exponential sugar scaling. America sounds like more of a nightmare every day.

>>15489865
I'm not even american but those exact machines are used in franchises all over the world.

>>15489865
Are you retarded? Of course more coffee requires more sugar to achieve the same flavor.

>>15489774
I am but it's only served as beneficial in my life. People think I'm just the cool japanese guy. All these weird hapa faggots on the internet make it their personality and don't try after that. The individual is way more important than the group unless it's a nigger or a jew

>>15489971
glad to hear

>>15489712
Based ancientfag

I just think its sad to do that to a kid. Never really being truly accepted as any particular race and always being a halfling. I'd never do that to my offspring if I had another.

>>15489365
I always tip 25% becuase I'm a nice fucking person

>>15489753
Your dad just keeps getting cooler and cooler. How do you get an Asian GF? My yellow fever is so bad I'd be thrilled to get a 1/10 asian GF.

>Be me when I was like 8
>go to applebees
>order food
>food arrives
>potato is frozen with ice crystals on it
>tell mom to never go to applebee's again

>>15490182
Very carefully, I'd imagine. My mom said it was because he was funny.

>>15488975
Pretty good I took a hrydo 10 a 5mg cyclone and drank some bourbon. Slept like a baby
>>15489005
based

>>15484324
>go to local restaurant with parents
>receive shit service
>waiting 30 mins for the bill
>mom goes up and asks waitress to get it
>she acts like a cunt towards my mom
>leave her a $5 tip on the $100 meal
>she chases us out to our car screaming at us

>>15484324
Anyways, >>15484324, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>15484324 should just stick with today's special.

>>15489089
Disgusting druggie. You're worthless.

>>15488394
this cannot possibly be real, that is truly insane

>>15490336
Who do you literal boomers even think you're offending with comments like this?

>>15484532
It hurt to read this

>>15488394
>Some buffet all you can eat place the staff asked me three times in ten minutes if everything was ok when I’d already told them I didn’t want to be disturbed and just wanted to eat.
ok more context?

>>15485271
rent free, rent free

i have probably 10 of these storys nothing pisses me off then spending my money on expensive food and it being fucked up. ive gave a two cent tip twice and two dollar tip more than one

>>15489043
I haven't seen it, and I live in Wisconsin for fuck's sake. Every place that has a fridge or sells food has beer here. Was a shock to see that Noodles n' Company discontinued last time I went.

>>15488594
It's normalfag humor, chuds wouldn't understand.

>>15485590
Top kek

>>15489971
I'm blaxican and that never stopped me. my mother raised me, and I'm rather stoic. a pagliacci kinda guy. only halfies raised around nigs end up nigging. which is most.

>>15490298
I love these translated 2ch copypasta

>>15489365
I admire a man who doesn't mind waiting for his food

>>15488888
checked

>>15490468
You are correct. Every half breed nigger + non nigger has actually been an extremely intelligent guy, I meant pure bred nogs and jews.

Went to Denny's with some friends at 4am and ordered a "Bazinga burger." The waitress was new so she thought it was a real thing and brought the order to the chef. Didn't get my bazinga burger though
-Q

>>15490597
So if I take every third letter and decrypt using every second letter as the key...

TRUMP IS STILL PREZ GUYS!

>>15485308
They're fucking awful.

The meats aren't outright inedible, but for the price it's offensive.

As you said, the sauce is super sweet and lacks flavor.

There's a few of them around Houston and I have no idea how they stay open.

>>15484872
I think you might have hit your head one too many times when riding American eagle. You gotta be careful at six flags, those Rollercoaster can be dangerous.

>>15485849
lol'd

>>15484872
This was teetering dangerously close to a strokepost....but it somehow kind of avoided it

>>15487631
you have never worked at a restaurant if you think this doesn't happen. I've known waitresses to regularly make over $300 each on a weekend in tips alone, and they only report ~5% of their earnings on their tax forms, since both them and the business benefit from it.
>>15487819
this anon is correct
>>15487994
lol no waitresses are insufferable bitches who don't share tips with anyone and most restaurants don't have any type of policy about tip sharing. If the owner suddenly made waitresses share even 10% of their tips they'd all all quit and go somewhere else because they know how much money they could be making

t. worked in a restaurant for a couple years and had many friends who worked in other restaurants

>>15488999
>beat those eggs like you want to beat up your bully
bump for this

>>15489089
>Raj Deliveroo
fucking kek

>>15484872
its funny that i read this just fine, and then looked at the replies. I have a fever lmao

>be me order Tom Yum Kom soup and small thai restaurant. Add a ton of hot peppers and sauces and I taste until its liquid acid disguised as a soup. When ever I have to hot food I get Ridiculous hiccups, like really loud and strange sounding, lets just say embarrassing if your not in the right setting. So now Im into my 3rd-4th spoonful of this lava, when in walk 5 super hot chicks who take the table nearest to me, like I said "Tiny Thai Restaurant"! They are all seated and getting comfortable having yet to notice me...Then it happens that roaring horrible sound erupting from the belly of hell, first its little hiccups, then another start right behind it, then another, then here it comes HIIIICCCCCouchCCCCCCUUUUUUUUPPPPPEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWUCCCCKKKUP! at 180 decibels And again and again and again Im turning blue, look over at a table for super hot chick looking at me in fright and I have snot and tears and that sound and sweat dripping off my face...God I love that soup!

>>15485600
weird. ive had a lot of pleasant dinners and lunches at restaurants just by myself and id be surprised to hear something like that. at the end of the day, though, i guess it was just a kid..

>>15488468
yes

>>15484872
it's like billymc's retarded kid brother wrote this

>>15484600
It was nice of you to still tip the waiter.

>>15489585
Wut?

>>15490468
Who or what is a pagliacci?

>>15491088
pagliacci is a pizza place in Washington state, no idea what the cunt is on about though

>>15484324
Half the tables will be closed due to covid meme.

Waiter sits me down at a visibly dirty table.

This has happened several times in the past few months.

>>15484784
This actually sounds like a good idea. Get a friend who works as a waiter and have him immediately spill a drink on you and your date. Then you can skip the food and try to bang

>>15486189
>Expecting reasonable service
Hurr durr Karen

Anti-white brainwashing.

>>15488813
From my experience the waitresses at non-chain restaurants (usually small diner type places) can either be super friendly or huge assholes. They don't have any real standardized training at those places

>>15484872
Which english dialect is this

>>15486685
>Do Americans really?
Still have morallity? YES, they have...

>>15484659
Pussy. Spill a drink on me and I’ll beat the fuck out of you if you’re a dude. A woman is getting verbally assaulted and maybe another drink thrown at her. I will not be humiliated like this in public without exacting vengeance.

>>15491225
snöflek

What is wrong with you retards? If it’s a small garbage restaurant it’s shit. Go to NICE restaurants and you don’t have to suffer like poor people.

>>15491238
and who's paying for this shit, you?

>>15491160
Covid took the mask offf and people really dont cate anymore. Just look at the USPS. A lot of these people are betting they're getting gibs from here on out. Effort = 0. I'm all in automation. Blow gamestonk for slv and start investigating burgermatic3000..

>>15490902
I hate black people so much. 100+ million white people deserve reparations for quality of life reduction over 400+ years of this b.s.

>>15489620
Lol.

>>15484348
>someone
>myself

>>15484348
maybe she was trying to douse all the flaming spaghetti

>>15491115
He thinks he’s italian or something even though he’s a filthy half breed who should be put down.

>>15491241
Obviously. I’m not poor, I can afford nice things. You know what that’s like? Ha. Of course you don’t. Work til you’re 90, poorfag.

>>15491279
I make good money anon I'm just saying not everyone can have every meal at a 3+ star restaurant

And most people don't want to anyway

I love living in NYC, even the small restaurants try their ass off. I can't imagine any of this shit happening here. If a place sucks it's gone within a month, same for workers.

>>15491288
>most people don’t want good food everyday
Yeah I fucking love eating shit and food not even fit for animals too! We’re so poor isnt it great!? 60 hours a week until we have strokes and die WOOHOO!

>>15491315
your little performance here is boring anon

>>15484348
Based "before i killed someone" poster. I just got out of the kitchen after cursing and saying "I'm gonna kill someone, I'm really gonna fucking kill someone" several dozen times. If anyone overheard me I'd just say it's my catharsis.

>>15484378
Is that actually a sign of an untreated anger issue? To say "I'm gonna fucking kill someone!" in response to almost any type of irritation? Is it just me? I've started rephrasing it in case I'm being monitored to "No, this time I'm REALLY gonna fucking do it, I'm gonna fucking kill someone then kill myself!!!"

Being a British who goes to France a lot I find they will try to palm me off with shit food a lot. Shitty steak, short change me on the gamba etc It's always been resolved when I let them know it was not acceptable.

Worst was in the UK in an all you can eat Chinese in London. I was 14, skinny but had hollow legs. I didn't stop eating and after my 5th or 6th plate the waitress took my plate off me.

>>15484826
Based autism couple wasting people's time and helping beloved small restaurant go out of business. "Mam! This ground beef has bits of fat in it and I think these might be veins!" "Ugh, that's how a burger is supposed to look sir, it's made out of ground up meat." "Well.... I DIDN'T EAT ANY OF IT." "Oh my god, okay can you just leave?"

>>15486834
Why not just approach the table and be all "did you all enjoy the meal? I'm just going to clear the table, and will be right back" or whatever to announce that you're doing it?

>>15485242
What the fuck was wrong with that faggot? I wish I had been there with you, I would have gotten up and told him it was SHIT straight to his fucking face and dared him to fuck with me. I would have been physically losing my fucking shit, red, shaking, sweating, ready to go ballistic on this fucking retard son of a bitch, while you're holding onto my arm just trying to ease the situation and get out of there before things turn violent. Eventually he would scoff and go back to wherever he came from and we'd leave without paying and go to some nice little motel and make sweet sweet love.

>>15484378
>Um, excuse me, "loud" is not "allowed"

>>15491088
Pagliacci is an old italian opera about a clown who has to put on a happy face for his act but is actually a sad miserable bastard or some shit. I don't know the details, but it's where the sad clown trope originates from.

>>15488888
nice quints

>>15489089
>99+ missed calls from Raj Deliveroo
>immediately call back
>"I left facking food on the sidewalk yes? go geddit bladdy fack"
LMAO I kek'd hard

>>15485778
What is spyro subway? I googled it and got a pic of hunter sticking his butt out while spyro holds a sandwich.
Is Spyro putting the sandwich up hunters butt or is he pulling it out of hunters butt?
Does the spyro have anything to do with hunters butt or has goatse ruined my mind?

>>15484872
Getting "mad at ponytail/pool" story vibes lmao

>>15489089
I used to live in a shithole apartment block, up on the 5th floor and the intercom didn't work so I always had to loiter outside to catch the Deliveroo guy.

One time I ordered a succulent beef vindaloo, and when I saw Guang was pedaling closer to my block I went downstairs to meet it. Stood there outside the apartment door. Some Chinese fool rocks up on a bike with a Deliveroo bag. Ask him if he has an order for "Matt in apt 35", and he says "no fo yoo". So I just wait for my guy to arrive. It's a big apartment block and deliveries are arriving constantly at dinner time.

We're both standing there basically right next to each other like assholes while he gets more and more frustrated that nobody is there to collect his order. I can see it's fucking curry and rice. I ask again, and he says "no fo yoo".

After literally 10 mins he gets the shits and calls Deliveroo HQ and says "nobody here take food". And the little niggre pedals away. Immediately my phone rings and it's Deliveroo Central Command telling me the rider had to leave after I failed to collect the order. I told them I can see the little ping pedaling away right in front of me with my fucking food. They hang up to call him back. They call me a minute later and say "the food can't be delivered because it was spilled in transit".

I guess I'll blame Deliveroo but we all know who the crooked degenerate was here.

>>15489620
Was your dad Eric Hayden, CEO?

>>15490486
I wonder if 2ch ever laughs at 4chan's bullshit
Like how would "For me, it's the McChicken" even translate?

>go out and eat with friends
>euro country where tipping is very rare
>finish eating and my total lands on 19 euro
>give waiter a 20 bill and say keep the change with a cool look on my face
>friends start laughing at me

>>15491350
All you can eat buffets are a scam anyway. What did you do after she took away your plate?

>>15491686
https://youtu.be/O8i4eQm8VgI

>>15491238
This guy is right no matter how much of a faggot he comes off as. If you're too poor to afford to go to a good restaurant, don't go at all.

>>15491781
you're dumß as chimp balls
>if you can't afford a Ferrari just walk lol
>if you can't afford a doctor just die lol
>if you can't afford a 4-star+ restaurant don't ever leave the house lol

>>15491638
I've seen a few times where 4chan caps are translated into japanese, posted on 2ch, then responses translated back into english. Mostly they take our ironic opinions and troll posts at face value.

>>15491694
Pretty good, thanks anon.

>>15484872
Gupta is that you? I'm sorry very that this is has happened to family at restaurant so bad.

>>15484324
A nigger was the waitress

>>15486655
Inject semen

>>15486655
snort semen. Your mucus membranes are the most regenerative source you have. So by snorting /passing these important proteins through there in theory should up your T count slightly.

>>15484324
Jesus Christ, please tell me this isn’t real

>>15484532
This fills me with insurmountable rage, I might spit in her face

>>15485747
S

>>15485778
I hope this really happened

>>15486189
Zoomer moment

>>15491345
based schizo

>>15484872
>Be me
>Live in Gurnee
>Not much good food around, but there's a Red Lobster, figure I'll try it out with my family.
>When we arrive, the waiter is obviously high, and reeks of skunk weed.
>Stoner forgot to give us our menus, but I'm too tired to complain, just finished finals, and just got back into town.
>10 minutes later, finally get our menus.
>We order drinks, when they arrive stoner spills water all over the table, and only brings one glass.
>Say "Sir, I wanted water for everyone."
>Dude calls me a "highroller" then only brings back one glass.
>I'm getting pissed
>"I want glasses for everyone," and he actually gives us the remaining two.
>We order, it takes 30 minutes for the food to arrive, it's cold and awful
>I ask for a replacement, when it arrives the waiter hits my mom in the head with the food tray, the food bounces off her head, and hot shrimp scampi spills all over me.
>We had to get new food 3 times. Didn't even care what we got.
>The manager comes out, asking what's wrong.
>Explain everything to him, he says "I'm so sorry you can have 5$ off this meal and a 20$ gift card for next time you come."
>Ask for boxes.
>He brings one tiny box. I was going to feed the food to my neighbors dog but it wont fit in the tiny box
>Finally lose it, ask the waiter if he's fucking with me.
>He gets offended and starts yelling at me, calling me a little bitch.
>I just ask for boxes again, while he's gone I just dump the food on the floor and leave without paying.
>Hopefully the last time I have to leave without paying, what a horrible experience.

>>15485285
I'm either one of your friends who was there and I don't remember or I have seen this before on this website like 4 years ago

>>15484676
Well, they work at a place called 'Hooters', the main qualification for employment with which is having a good rack. One could be forgiven for thinking that they would take it as a compliment.

>>15485552

You had grounds to sue. HAD. Your mom had the one chance to be a proper Karen, but she didn't even tap into her white-lady powers. Shame.