/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is this a private joke?
Sage

>>15488718
Are you stupid, or just from a country that doesn't eat chili?
Countersage.

>>15488666
Beans belong in chili. Anti-beaners are swill of the LCD.

You’re a faggot. Modern chili has beans in it. This isn’t the 1800s cowboy era where you took meat, threw it in a pot, jerked off into it twice with your bros, and then slammed the lid down while screaming nigger.
If you don’t like beans, you’re faggot, you’re also a faggot for making this retarded ass thread.
Sneed

>>15488666
if you simmer something for 8 hours with beans in it, you're just gonna end up with bean paste in there

>>15488951
What if I throw some deez in there to liven it up?

>>15488865
>>15488921
Chili does not have beans.
When you put beans in chili, you no longer have chili. You have *stew*.
L2food nubs.

>>15488666
TRUE

>>15488989
You can pepper to taste
>You can eat these dudes plain!
The fish is safe cause it's low on the food chain
You might have your own way
Of getting Omega 3's
But for me
>it's all about them /deenz/

>>15488852
no and no
your move, homo

>>15489021
Your cranial cavity must be a stew, because you can call anything in a pot that has a sauce thicker than soup a stew.

>>15489032
>>15489046
Read 'em and weep, bean-brains.
https://www.chili-cook-off.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/ChiliRules.pdf

>>15489059
>Muh autism rules
Cringe...

>>15489059
What about how the rest of world makes it though

>>15489096
>gets ass handed to him
>"OH NO I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT NOW BETTER USE THE BUZZWORD OF THE WEEK!!!"
I'll go ahead and tell you to cope and seethe now. Sorry I just captured your favorite trick
>rest of the world
>making chili
MFW

>>15489122

i don't put beans in my chili but it's not like I'm going to throw a shitfit and refuse to eat someone elses if it's got beans in it. Purists are the worst.

>>15489122

Dump the pot onto the floor and immediately leave

>>15489122
Reddit gymnastics

>>15489103
Who the fuck cares, I'm not going to fucking eat that slop if they make it wrong

>>15488666
Honestly I don't like the chili if it has been simmering that long, the flavors get dull and homogeneous. I'll give it about an 1-1.5 hours max.

>>15489174
Based giant fucking retard

Can I ask a question about browning the meat for chili? I feel like most people sorta steam cook it in the pan, making it more gray than anything. I feel like it would be much better to get a darker brown Maillard reaction on the ground beef. Any tips for getting that with ground beef, is it just cooking it in smaller batches? Is a Maillard reaction even desirable for chili?

>>15489183
Yes getting a nice sear on the beef you cook absolutely improves the end product. I typically use slices of chuck instead of ground beef, and sear them similarly to how you would pan fry steaks, deglazing with beer after each batch. This is easy to do with chuck, not sure how feasible it would be with ground beef but I bet you could get it to brown correctly if you used a relatively thin layer of beef in your pan.

I prefer cubed chuck, but if you have to use ground beef use the coarse ground stuff. Sometimes sold as chili grind. Small batches helps, too.

Are you from Texas because I am too but I don't get the bean hate, especially since there's a 90% chance there's gonna be beans served as a side dish at the same table.

>>15489174
Basado. Dad used to cook shit all day to 'let the flavors meld'. Finally figured out a better way is to just cook something for an hour or two and let the flavors meld overnight in the fridge

>>15489021
Nobody puts either beans or ground meat in stew. They put both in chili.

You guys ever put bofa in your chili?

>>15489933
>0.79 sec Google search
>14,100,000 results
https://www.thespruceeats.com/chuckwagon-vegetable-beef-soup-3057263

you are dismissed.

>>15489210
>>15489169
>>15489163
This guy gets it.

>>15489728
There's no hate, it's just that chili with beans in it isn't chili. It's stew.

>>15488666
>giving this much of a fuck about a retarded food like fucking chili
just lmao

>>15490092
>Heh look how pissed off opee is that there's beans in le chilli. He's so mad, man this guy really cares about this thing that hardly matters. I bet he's so mad about it. Why does he even care?

>>15490017
Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

>>15489183
Once all the water evaporates it starts frying itself, just keep cooking it and stir it less once that starts happening. You can also add spices at this point to intensify their flavor, just don't burn them.

I put beans in my chili because it tastes good and I don't let faggots on /ck/ tell me what to do or think. I am now leaving this thread forever and won't even bother to read any responses to this post: that is how little you matter to me. Cope and seethe, texas faggots.

>>15488666
Chili without beans is curry.
Change my mind.

>>15489059
Well I’m the head of the intergalactic chili guild and I say chili can have beans in.

>>15490059
>soup
Um, anon...

>>15490446
You posted in this thread, you posted in the last one, and you will post in the next. The last chili thread I made will be a week old in two days because it keeps getting bumped by off topic seething beanlets. You people cannot help getting upset by the fact that beans do not go in chili and attempting to put them in will give you an inferior result full of cheap filler that is not in any sense chili.

Take a look at this. Does this make you mad, beanlet?

>>15489059
>BEANS and PASTA
this means you can't have both, but either of one is fine. you're a fucking retard with a sub 10 lexile level. go back to reading the coloring book, faggot

>>15490070
I would wring the neck of the cook who served me "stew" that involved cumin and/or chili powder in it.

>>15489103
This is the same bullshit Italians do when we make carbonate with cream and peas.
>muh traditions

why the fuck not
is chili really supposed to be just mince and sauce according to you? that sound unbelievably boring

>>15489059
what about it
the hotdog council says you cant use ketchup after youre 10 years old
fuck em

>>15490572
Why no cumin?
t. puts cumin in everything but shouldn't

>>15488666
Good I like beans.

>>15488666
Beans is good

>>15488666
>>There are beans in it.

>>15488666
do you know where the name chilibeans come from, anon? the muthafukin beans that you put in the muthafuckin chili. now go buy some chili at wendys and thro it in the damn cashiers face for selling you muthafukin chili, cuz the muthafuka has beans in it, anon. it has muthafukin beans in it, and theres nothin you can do about it, anon. now, get the fuk out of here with this shit, anon. get the fuk out of here.

>>15488989
>>15489031
i don't know about you fellas but i like my deenz small and femine; i can fit more in my mouth at once!

>I like my chilli with only beans, no meat

>>15490460
imagine the smely shitz

>>15491518
i love cumin!

>>15488951
Incorrect

>>15489059
>chili cook-off
Brain dead hick confirmed.

>>15488921
>modern chili
Imagine being some nu-chili eating faggot.

Henceforth /ck/ will refer to the bean eater's favorite dish as nu-chili.

>>15493003
pic_related is this anon >>15488921 buying his nu-chili ingredients.

>>15490059
Oh what a painful post. Did you even look at the screencap before posting?

>>15488666
Chili has beans in it

>>15488921
>sneed
How low has this meme fallen

>>15488666
Nice.
I spoon it over my rice.

>>15491500
So are tendies but autists love those too.

>>15488666
Why do you insist on calling a curry chili then?

>>15494228
Why is there meat in your chilli?
That'd make it chilli con carne.

>>15488666
>8 hours
jesus chili should only take 1 or 2 hours to make.

>>15488666
Chili had beens in it, get fucked autist.

I always throw a can of this in my chili now. So much flavor for a buck fifty.