/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15488286
chicken

>>15488286
we all go to culvers

church is for faggots

>>15488370
Based midwest anon.

>>15488286
My mom has a ladies' luncheon with some of her church friends with appetizers and maybe a soup or salad course. I don't attend because I have nothing in common with church people.

>>15488286
I'm Jewish

>>15488370
is culvers good? im from Alabama but i want to try it

>>15488377
So... reubens and matzo ball soup?

>>15488286
Real men don't live at home after 18. I haven't dined with family since Christmas.

>>15488378
Their burgers are about as good as it gets for fast food. Whataburger / In n Out / Steak n Shake tier. Everything else is either deep fried or microwaved, and their frozen custard is great if you go for ice cream. I personally don't like to indulge that much on a Sunday out of respect, and get the chicken tenders, which are quite good as well.

>>15488393
>he doesnt have regular get-togethers with the parents, siblings, grandparents, aunts/uncles/cousins
LITERALLY ngmi

>>15488406
whataburger is awful
i like frozen custard though, that place sounds pretty good

>>15488414
I've never had Whataburger but Southernfriends seem to hype it up a lot, and I figured you would be familiar with it. Sorry for kind of being dishonest, and thank you for listening.

>>15488406
I'd put the basic burger from InO over the basic burger from Culvers, but the best fast food burger I ever had was one of Culvers' limited time ones

Wife usually sings at 1130 mass as well as nine, so me and the kid are on our own.

>>15488408
I haven't even lived in the same city as a relative since 2011.

>>15488286
Growing up my family would always go to mcdonalds. I’d get a big mac meal. One time we were doing communion in church and I spilled the wine all over myself just so we could leave sooner and get burger.

>>15488425
>>15488393
You should try going to Culvers with you families some time. I know modern life isn't conducive to keeping contact like we should, but we have to put in the effort. This lack of dining or even living near your family is some rootless cosmopolitan Jew stuff and it's going to be the end of this country.

>>15488425
wow dude you are so cool, i wish i could be estranged from my family like you

>>15488421
it might be similar to whataburger, and whataburger isnt actually awful, i just hate how overhyped it is

its not THAT good, just a simple burger place

>>15488431
It's called having a job that lets you retire at 40. Only wagies who will die as slaves don't move for work.

>>15488444
No amount of money will ever be worth the time you missed with the most important people in your life.

>>15488472
His fund manager and coke dealer?

>>15488472
They aren't important to him. You can tell by his wording. He doesn't see time with his family as something he's sacrificing, but as an irrelevant distraction on his way to wealth.

>>15488482
>>15488484
Okay, I am now very sad. Please have a pleasant evening; I shall pray for everyone in this thread.

>ITT Americans pretending being christian means anything

I'm Jewish

>>15488286
Bacon eggs and pancakes but we haven't been in some time due to covid

>>15488491
I'll pray for you

>>15488491
americans are downright satanic and they dont even realize it

>>15488516
Religion is a just an excuse fascists use to justify oppressing gay people.

Praying doesn't do shit. You just hate gay people because you are competitive. There's nobody making you.

>>15488491
Does the guy in this pic have downs?
The most Chad looking downs guy I've ever seen!

i have never been to a church in my life

>>15488527
Wtf! I kneel! Had no idea

>>15488532
enjoy hell

>>15488537

>>15488537
enjoy bad singing and gay sex

>>15488541
>utter separation from God
>spiritual darkness and exile for eternity
>fabulous
I really feel sorry for these people. Like it doesn't make me mad or anything at all, just incredibly sad

>>15488551
you can only watch

>>15488389
I hate kikes but Reubens are unironically kino (but I don't think they're kosher either)

>>15488286
none of your buisness you frog posting freak

>>15488537
>worshipping the demiurge

>>15488551
Pray for them and don't let your family fall the same way.

>>15488286
We (the five of us) sit equidistant around our round table and typically eat some chicken, lamb, etc. Whatever was sacrificed during the ceremony.

>>15488406
putting Culver's in the same category as Steak n Shake is severely misguided.
Steak n Shake food is SHIT compared to Culver's, not even accounting for the fact that only niggers work at any SnS.

>>15488472
I'm nta but I just wanted to point out that this only works if you have a good relationship with your family.
I live far away from all my family for a reason. They are bad people and a relationship with them is counterproductive. I would not take time out of my day to spend a leisurely afternoon with any member of my family except maybe my brother. Some people just don't have the luxury of family.

we used to eat pot roast. now I live alone and just drink beer

>>15488376
>My mom has a ladies' luncheon
code for lesbo sex fest

>>15488773

>>15488472
my families better off without me in their lives and visa versa, sometimes you burn too many bridges and it's better to just move on

>>15488286
Whiskey.

>>15488286
Little Christian boys and girls.

>>15488773
>we
>I
lo fucking lol

>>15488286
Usually some kind of pasta.

>>15488286
Golden Corrall...holy ghost bring a snack though that lines long as ever gee golly gosh willikers

I can't eat with other people because misophonia is a bitch

>>15488502
You can tell that's photo shop based on how some words are blurry and not the ones they inserted. Honestly a really bad job.

And here I hoped at first glance this was real....

>>15488502
If she’s a Jew she’s not a very devout one given that upper arm ink

>>15488286
roast or meatloaf.

>>15488531
Are you fantasizing about him going downs on you?

>>15488286
usually olive garden or cracker barrel

>>15488286
I have no family. I also work Sunday mornings so I go to either a 6 or 8 PM mass.

>>15488286
>family
>home
>church

What the fuck are you talking about

>>15488286
My sister's pussy, usually. Sometimes my mother's, but she isn't into it as often as she was when I was still in school.

>>15488551
It's pleasant to see a Christian who isn't angry. One of the reasons Christianity is on the decline in the United States is that so many people who call themselves Christians in this country make no effort to be Christ-like. They react to non-Christians with either wrath or holier-than-thou pride instead of with compassion. I personally know more people who left Christianity because of the hypocrisy of those around them than people who left from a lack of faith in Jesus. I don't know you, of course, so maybe you're not even trying to be Christ-like either. But in this moment you weren't wrathful, and that by itself is something.

>>15488286
The big Sunday thing growing up was donuts with the other families in the garden afterwards.

>>15488502
Terrible foot alignment. She has flat feet. Zero medial glute strength.

French toast.
there was a little brunch place a few blocks from my church as a kid that had great big slices of french toast.
They always had crayons to draw on the table paper and jazz that I didn't understand and Dad would let me play a submarine game on his Palm Pilot.
Good days

>>15488370
>>15488374
>>15488378

We have Culver's in Texas and it really ain't shit. Just like all the Cali fags used to hype up In-N-Out these midwest fags think "their" burger joint is special too when it's really not. They just think it is because they have shit taste from always eating garbage.

Whataburger > Culver's > In-N-Out

Real burger talk

>>15490977
I would say all 3 of those are about equal, along with Steak n Shake. The midwest wins because we have both Culvers and Steak n Shake.

>>15488286
My immediate family stopped going to church when I was around 5 or 6 years old, so I don't remember what we would have. But Every once in a while my aunt would invite us over for a Sunday brunch, and she really did it up nice. Pancakes, french toast, fruits, boiled and scrambled eggs, various cheeses, bacon, sausage links....the works. She would even make homemade cinnamon rolls sometimes. Peak comfy and familypilled