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15481313 No.15481313 [Reply] [Original]

WHEN THE FUCK DID WE CROSS INTO THIS BERENSTEIN UNIVERSE?
WHEN THE FUCK DID IT BECAME "TURMERIC"? IT'S ALWAYS BEEN TUMERIC WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.15481319 [DELETED] 

>>15481313
turn it down, bro. we get it.

>> No.15481321

>>15481319
I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM WHEN WE KEEP SWITCHING UNIVERSES

>> No.15481322

>>15481313
It's haldi.

>> No.15481327

>>15481321
just go with the flow. It's useless to complain

>> No.15481331

>>15481319
TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

>> No.15481339

>>15481313
please stay in /x/ and dont leave your containment board, not everybody on this website is a retarded schizo

>> No.15481340

>>15481313
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

BIDEN WINNING SWITCHED TIMELINES AGAIN??
IS THIS WHY GME STOCK IS BOOMING?

>> No.15481342

Most of these are experiments in media gaslighting

>> No.15481353

holy fuck these are usually stupid but youre right this time

>> No.15481359

>>15481313
I've sold way too much of this and curcumin. I can assure you, it's always been "turmeric"

>> No.15481369

>>15481313
>WHEN THE FUCK DID WE CROSS INTO THIS BERENSTEIN UNIVERSE?
It happened when they started up the LHC, it caused a distortion of reality itself that rippled through both past and future distorting events wildly.

That is why we now got all these misnamed stuff but also why we got fucking photosynthetic slugs and other illogical shit that defies reality.

The increase in the frequency of humans born with natural ESPs is also linked to this phenomena and seems to be causing a boosting effect to it, further acelerating the rate at which these reality disturbances occur, screwing up the timeline even further.

It is possibly going to result in a total collapse eventually.

>> No.15481386

>>15481313
That's cinnamon retard

>> No.15481396

>>15481342
Interesting, but some of it would have to be retconned on physical media. Like chic-fil-a's name; someone would have an old napkin with the alternative spelling.

>>15481359
Some people seem not to pronounce the r. Maybe that confused OP.

>> No.15481401

>>15481313
Probably one of those words you never knew how to spell

>> No.15481421

>>15481359
You're just a new universe alien piece of shit
All of us from the old universe are better than you. Stay out of our fucking way, uni slave.

>> No.15481436

>>15481369
>photosynthetic slugs
We've had those for like... well, forever. Kleptoplasty and horizontal gene transfer are literally as old as dirt, and occur all over the tree of life.

>> No.15481438

>>15481313
Most people pronounced tuh-mric before. Only recently, the ethnic police has cracked down on us.

I continue as before.

>> No.15481441

>>15481313
you were definitely the kid who pronounced 'turret' as 'turrent' in primary school

>> No.15481444

>>15481436
>We've had those for like... well, forever. Kleptoplasty and horizontal gene transfer are literally as old as dirt, and occur all over the tree of life.
No shit, genious! Those fucking reality distortions have affected far back, so now we got shit like horizontal gene transfer and an entirely distorted tree of life.

>> No.15481456

>>15481444
...mitochondria

>> No.15481509

>>15481436
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THOSE THIEVING SLUGNIGGERS STEALING MY PLASTIDS

>> No.15481511

Have you ever seen the word written down? It's not like it's sralt or pelpper, you aren't going to see it it in every recipe. Most people pronounce it "too-meric" so you probably just assumed that was how it was spelled.

>> No.15481539
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>>15481421
Nah buddy you are new here, we are the old ones in this dimension
Also people itt please consider pic related

>> No.15481552

it's literally pronounced terr-mer-ick how else would it be spelled?

>> No.15481691

>>15481552
Not OP, but everyone I've ever met pronounces it tumor-ick.

>> No.15482356

>>15481313
I literally have TUMERIC in my spice cabinet, I’m posting it when I get home. Fuck this universe hopping bullshit.

>> No.15482413

ITT: americans are retarded and can't spell

>> No.15482430

It's curcuma you assholes. Also pineapple is ananas. Also arugula is rucola. Also cilantro is coriander.

What the fuck is wrong with the english language? Why do you have to make up your own names for everything?

>> No.15482443

>>15482430
>It's curcuma you assholes. Also pineapple is ananas. Also arugula is rucola. Also cilantro is coriander.
Holyfuck, the Bärenstein Beers universe is real.

>> No.15482461

>>15481313
>>15481321
The universes are NOT being switched and if they were we'd be wiping your memory completely instead of half-assing it.

>> No.15482591

>>15482430
see >>15482413

>> No.15483316

>>15481313
same thing happened when a friend asked for the bowl with prawn crackers, but I only had krupuk.
get the fuck outta here with your "prawn crackers"

>> No.15483908

>>15481313
Always been Kunjit, Kurkuma is acceptable as well

>> No.15484042

>>15482461
They're not doing it on purpose. They'd prefer everybody stayed in their assigned timelines, but there are occasional glitches. Our minds have been designed to take the easier path and just accept such glitches, but it's not a failsafe guard.

>> No.15484175

>>15481313
it's always been turmeric

>> No.15485028

mandela is literally an amerilard cope for being retarded.
>"is it possible I'm just a retard? no it must be an alternate universe"

>> No.15485041

>>15485028
This

>> No.15485044

>>15481313
Jews

>> No.15486200

>>15485028
Literally. Its a combination of being retarded and or anglos learning the correct fucking spelling after a while

>> No.15486206

>>15482430
This

>> No.15486246

is it cucumin too

>> No.15486273

>>15481313
It has always been turmeric, but many people do not pronounce the first r.

>> No.15486310

>>15482430
Well... according to a quick skim:
Curcuma would come from Arabic or Sanskrit. Turmeric would be a bastardization of the Latin term for it, which might in turn just be a bastardization of the Arabic or Sanskrit.

Pineapple comes from the shape of the fruit - Spanish did the same thing, whether or not the words pineapple and pina spawned one another or just happened spontaneously. Ananas comes from a native Tupi word for either this fruit or basically any fruit that doesn't suck.

Most names for Arugula, Rucola, Rochetta, etc. come from Eruca, which would have been some sort of mutant cabbage, either a close precursor to the current form of arugula, or some work in progress.

Coriander seems to have its roots in the Greek word for bed-bug. Spanish, through latin, turned the word into Cilantro. It makes it easier to distinguish the leaves from the seeds by name in English, but it's not our invention. Very little of our language is.

>> No.15486324

>>15481369
>espers
so where's the aliens and future men?
and the autist god to tard wrangle?

>> No.15486330

>>15486324
Hiding. Have you seen what we do to shit we don't understand? If our Blind Idiot God's lucky, he'd wind up smeared on a million glass slides under a million microscopes. That's the good ending.

>> No.15486337

>>15486330
Ia Azathoth

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>>15481313
Apparently Japan is closer to China, there is now a star above the communist hammer and sickle and the risky business scene is now pink shirt with no sunglasses.
Enjoy

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>>15486330
What if the idiot god looked like this!

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>>15481691

>> No.15487442

turmeric has been spelt both ways all the time, unlike Berenstain (which we are cursed to spell only one way in this wretched and doomed universe)

>> No.15487463

Ed McMahon now never worked for Publisher's clearing house.

>> No.15487489

>>15481456
CELL'S DRIVING FORCE THE

POWER

>> No.15487857

>>15487284
Then Azathoth gets the BAD END!

>> No.15487860

>>15481313
>THIS BERENSTEIN UNIVERSE
It's BerenstAin.

>> No.15487870

>>15482356
>posted more than 24 hours ago
What the fuck, did the dimension police get him?!

>> No.15487999

>>15481322
This. It's never been "tOoMeReEk" it's always just been haldi

>> No.15488706

>>15487999
It's Kurkoum, you... slightly lighter or darker shade of brown

>> No.15488737

>>15487325
Kek

>> No.15488942

>>15485028
>>15486200
the thing about berenstain is that i have a pretty clear childhood memory of sitting with my mom reading a berenstein bear book and talking about why it's pronounced berensteen instead of rhyming with frankenstein and the entire premise of the conversation doesn't make sense when it's berenstain