/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is he doing well? I can't watch his youtube anymore. it causes me anxiety and it's just not fun anymore.

>>15479750
>glutton
>pretends to be Christian
Fuck this fat faggot

>>15479756
left arm no work.

glizzy gulper goat fr fr

I wish I could kidnap Jack. I’d wait until he was filming a Jack on the Go episode and I’d make my move. I would distract Tammy away from the scene by throwing a brick through their stupid fucking car, then I’d approach Jack. I’d tell him the time has come for me to review him, at which point I would whip out the chloroform and tell the snuffling pig to take a good long sniff.

Once out for the count, and having used a whole bottle to drop the fat fuck, I’d have him wheeled out back and loaded onto a forklift.

Taking him down to my basement I’d ensure he was held down and restrained with plenty of chains to prevent the fat fuck jiggling.

‘Wh-Whaaissrhishh’ he would slurr. Attempting to wave his stroke arm, for I left it unrestricted, it is useless to him after all.

As he comes to, I begin to show off the various tools I’ll be reviewing with him: the Graty, the SlapChop, the Big City Slider Station, the Meat Claws, you name it we’re reviewing it.

His screams would never be heard in the soundproof room, and Tammy would only have just waddled back from the car to realise he’s missing.

I fire up my blowtorch to begin the cook. I tell him my first step is to make slow cooker pulled pork as I eye up his belly.

I equip the meat claws.

‘Come on in close’ I say, grinning malevolently.

>>15479756
same, but I still hope his misadventure leads to comically poor outcomes in his life

>>15479802
based

when did he disable comments and like/dislike ratio?

>>15479750
vile

>>15479750
anyone that sticks their tongue out like this to eat deserves death.

>>15479750
Is he still eating medium rare chicken?

>>15479834
Like two years ago

>>15479756
Left arm is still dead. Had surgeries on both feet last year. Fatter than ever

>>15480131
>Had surgeries on both feet last year.
oh shit? beetus related?

>>15479750

>>15480454

>>15479802
>Attempting to wave his stroke arm, for I left it unrestricted, it is useless to him after all
based

>>15480464
Do Americans really?

>>15480483
She's Taiwanese.

>>15479750
big boy bite

>>15480485
No she's not

>>15480464
Ahhhh fuckkkkin sexy HOT HOT HOT HOT