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I am from Hawaii, or "Batu island" as we call it. It's a beautiful place, and look at this. Some of the best food you can get. We call them "Mahu". They are delicious and served all over. You can just walk into a bar anywhere on the island and get one.

Timidness is frowned on, just go into a bar or restaurant and say loudly the famous local phrase: "I NEED SOME MAHUS IN MY OKOLE (Stomach) RIGHT NOW!" and just sit back and wait for local hospitality. This is traditionally a male request, so let the men do the work and the women can just sit back.

There are different flavors of Mahu, the Popolo Mahu, Haole Mahu, Pake Mahu, you can specify what kind of Mahu you want when you announce your request - "I want as many Popolo Mahus in my okole as I can get!" Always filling. Very few guys can stop after their first Mahu.

>> No.15472813

>>15472628
I went to Hawaii with my family when I was 16
We got yelled at multiple times by natives and told to go back to our country and we weren't welcome there
Fuck Hawaii
No matter how beautiful that state is
The people suck massive horse dick

>> No.15472816

>>15472628
Tldr bullshit

>> No.15472821

>>15472813
based pacific islanders

>> No.15472962
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15472962

>>15472628
>OKOLE
> MAHU

>> No.15473101

>>15472628
I miss Cajun King and Dixie Grill and Genki sushi(until they found aids in the fish there and closed it down). Best 3 years of my life being stationed there. Also fuck Hawaiians and pineapple niggers lol.