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15472377 No.15472377 [Reply] [Original]

and why is it St. Louis style? Crust like a stale cracker, sauce with no seasoning, and motherfucking PROVEL cheese. I've never had worse pizza in my LIFE and I'm fucking 40.

>> No.15472394
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15472394

>>15472377
pittsburgh pizza

>> No.15472421

>>15472394
why do americans do this

>> No.15472479

>>15472377
bar pizza is pretty shit desu

>> No.15472495

american pizza

>> No.15472498

>>15472377
>>15472394

St. Louis is a pit of a city with bad pizza, but Pittsburgh and Westchester (basically all of west PA) is an absolute wasteland when it comes to pizza. Motherfuckers even top theirs with kraft singles.

>> No.15472537

>>15472394
I lived in pittsburgh my entire life and never once have I seen this style. I only became aware of it because of a One Bite review at some obscure pizza shop that does this and also sells pizzas by the "cart".

>> No.15472589

>>15472377
Only one of these I've ever had is Imo's and I just don't get it. I mean why even bother eating this crap ever.

>> No.15472620

I've only ever had STL pizza while drinking. It's okay then.

>> No.15472700

American za

>> No.15472920
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. . .

>> No.15472969

>>15472377
>I'm fucking 40
Why are you still on this website?

>> No.15472976

>>15472394
This is a mis-characterization of Pittsburgh pizza. Most of the well known ones like Mineos and Aiellos are basically NYC style with provolone. Ice never eaten or even seen a pizza in Pittsburgh that uses disgusting unmelted cheese, idk why this meme took off as "Pittsburgh style"

>> No.15472981

>>15472969
I hope some little faggot that isn't even born yet asks you that when you're a 40 year old boomer and still posting here.

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>>15472969

>> No.15473233

Italian pizza.
Literally just stewed tomatoes on crude bread. Maybe a slice of mozzarella

>> No.15473377

>>15472981
thankfully it's only a matter of time until 4chan get's shut down thanks to trumptards. I bet some youtuber is making screenshots like crazy about pol for dem leftwinger clicks.
>tfw you will never go back to the good old golden age of the internet
why do the best things in life peak so early

>> No.15473851
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>>15472394
THIS. Pittsburgh pizza is the worst
https://www.foodbeast.com/news/betos-pizza/

>> No.15473892 [DELETED] 

>>15473851
What The Fuck.

>> No.15473918

>>15472981
Not who you were talking to but
>34
>been on this site since I was 18

Why do we do this to ourselves?

>> No.15473976
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This or pizza with cooked chocolate/strawerry mousse
Worst thing I've ever tasted

>> No.15474000

>>15473976
>candy pizza

do americretin really

>> No.15474002

>>15473851
Literally one place. No one else does that shit in Pittsburgh.

>> No.15474037

>>15473851
I'm open to cold cheese since I like it on tacos but cold pepperoni? Fuck that.

>> No.15474097

>>15472377
stay mad costie

>> No.15474127

>>15474097
I had your pizza when I drove through STL last. Faraci's.
It wasn't repulsive, I ate it all, but for real, what the fuck are you guys doing with your pizza.
I used to work for Kraft 10 years ago, and literally the only place we shipped provel was STL

>> No.15474134

>>15474127
>north city
ew, get imos

>> No.15474154
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You guys got permission to post on my board today?

>> No.15474162

>>15474134
It was the west location. I was considering imo's, but it seemed like choosing imo's was like going to mcdonalds when there was a better, local burger joint to choose. Next time though.

>> No.15474194

>>15472377
It's bad and they cut it into squares like fucking morons. Pie cuts have a practical purpose in that you have a handle for the slice. Square cut, everyone jams their sloppy fingers into adjacent pieces I hate it

>> No.15474205

>>15474194
You get more pizza when it's cut into squares because squares are bigger than circles

>> No.15474211

>>15474205
You get more pizza by making a bigger pizza retard

>> No.15474450
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>>15473851
>>15472394
i've always heard it called ohio valley style.

>> No.15474491

>>15472377
I tried Imo's as a Chicagoan guest of a suburbanite with family/property down there.
We got plenty of toppings. I'll say, the cracker-crust is easily the best part of the concept, granted I've eaten a lot of Jack's frozen pizzas in my life. The fully-loaded toppings probably helped a lot. It wasn't wholly-repulsive, but my first impressions, word-for-word, were that it was fine enough to eat, but that if I were to teach my children that "This is what pizza is", it would be, these words, "A Sin". I grew up on Aurelio's, for reference.

>> No.15474492

>>15474205
didn't know that's how it actually works kek

>> No.15474494

>>15474000
It's actually most popular with Asians. All of the software engineers at my job go crazy for pineapple pizza. It's kinda weird.

>> No.15474496
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Every regional style besides Chicago is sloppashit

>> No.15474499

>>15474450
What is it, just uncooked pizza? Do they just cook the sauce and dough and then throw the ingredients on without baking them? Sounds pretty horrible. I'll go buy lunchables pizzas if i want uncooked shitty pizza

>> No.15474509

>>15474499
it's basically a lunchable, yeah

>> No.15474513

>>15474194
Nothing about the tavern-cut necessitates touching a piece you don't intend to eat, but regardless, most proper pizzerias that serve it in this style provide a.... I'm losing the word, "trowel" can't be the word, but it's apt enough, a utensil with which to place your rectangular slice onto your plate. Furthermore you don't get cunts who eat the slice and discard the crust.

>> No.15474514

>>15473976
>duckduckgo.com.jpg
based

>> No.15474522

>>15474450
Can confirm. I have lived in the Ohio Valley for years. There's several local pizza places that do this.

>> No.15474532

>>15474496
Chicago is borderline literal trash tier only because St Louis is so shitty, you can't place Chicago on the same level. Chicago is literal shoppashit stuffing as much shit as possible into the shit crust - the ratios are all fucked up.

If I want a thick pizza that's actually properly balanced, then I go for either Detroit style or old-school Sicilian/grandma pies.

>> No.15474609

>>15474532
Listen, I'm VERY sympathetic to the idea that an over-the-top-and-thus-out-of-balance foodstuff is not any better for its overindulgence. Deep dish isn't really tht offbalance, but it is meant to be consumed in different quantities.
My problem with detroit-style is that it's too breast, though. It's still good and all, but, too often it's got an imbalanced ratio of puffy-bready-crust to thin layer of sauce and cheese and toppings.

>> No.15474612

>>15474609
Too bready. Fuck my ass and all the other autocorrect typos.

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>>15472377
I agree anon. When I was there with my buddy he said "I can't imagine someone leaving St Louis and feeling homesick for this trash pizza" and later that day we saw a commercial for Imo's pizza where a guy comes back home and immediately goes to Imo's for a pie it was eerie and kind of funny

>> No.15475709

>>15473851
what even is that, what the fuck dude

>> No.15476665

>>15474450
should be called lunchables style

>> No.15476688

>>15474162
Imo's is good, if you want the real slop go here https://www.rigazzis.com/ . It's bad but in a good way.

>> No.15477240

>>15472377
What do you have against provel? It's the greatest of the American cheeses.

>> No.15477549

>>15474450
There's a place in Connecticut that does this because the local drunks kept burning the roofs of their mouths on the hot ass cheese