/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15468234
Those are french fries.

>>15468243
Nah m8 thas chips

>>15468234
no, but i see the appeal.

>>15468234
Yes, I am very autistic about things touching and sticking to my fingers, have been since a toddler. I require gloves to enjoy chicken wings and have been known to cut into sandwiches as if they were steaks

fpbp

>>15468247
pom frites (frys), dumb bong.

>>15468250
>and have been known to cut into sandwiches as if they were steaks
Why don't you just not eat sandwiches then, retard?

>>15468250
your autism is literally a choice, stop making the wrong one.

>>15468247
No, these are chips (well, I would call them steak fries, but I'll accept the name chips)

>>15468250
>have been known to cut into sandwiches as if they were steaks
Why the fuck do you have sandwiches and not just the filling then you tard? The sandwich being two slices of bread is so that there is something edible to deliver the filling in that won’t get your hands dirty.

>>15468272
Those look like potato wedges.

>>15468272
As a bong I’d say this is correct, that image is chips. Whereas this image
>>15468234 is fries

>>15468279
Well, they're not.

>>15468289
I think they might be.

>>15468262
>>15468278
I still eat the bread you dipshits. I get it all in a fork bite

>>15468350
So you can hold a fork but not crust? Fuck you. If you were my son I'd kick you out of the house on your 18th birthday.

>>15468359
Lets see, is the fork gonna leave crumbs and oils on my fingers that I'll have to immediately get up and wash off thus ruining the relaxed pace of the meal? Fuck you I'd run away from home first

>>15468350
Yes I’m aware that you’re eating the bread. You’re a retard because you don’t understand that the bread is only there so that the sandwich can be eaten by hand; if you’re using a knife and fork the bread doesn’t need to be there. The sandwich literally got its name because some bong fop with the “sandwich” title wanted to eat tasty meat as he played cards without getting meat grease on his fingers and cards.

>>15468385
>wash off crumbs

>>15468387
NOOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE CRUMBS!!!!!!!!!

>>15468387
All bread still leaves some kind of residue, maybe you've become numb to the sensation after a lifetime of barbarianism but I can still feel its maddening presence, rendering me unable to touch anything else until hot water and soap has been applied

>>15468393
>>15468394
Fuck you all I bet your living spaces are littered with food particles and all of your possessions coated in a thin layer of grease. Couldn't be me, enjoy your ants

>>15468396
I reiterate, if you’re going to use a knife and fork because the thought of touching bread triggers your severe aspergers, why are you having a sandwich, a food explicitly designed around consumption by hand, in the first place rather than a meal designed for a knife and fork. You don’t need to eat sandwiches like everybody else, you’re free from that.

>>15468433
Because I still like the flavor and texture of them! Just in my mouth, not on my fingers. But don't get me wrong, I can't stand residue on my lips/face either. Luckily I can just dab my napkin into my water and wipe my face without having to go all the way to the restroom.

>>15468447
>I can't stand residue on my lips
Are you aware of what a tongue is?

>>15468453
... are you implying that I just lick my lips like a disabled child? And leave behind SALIVAL residue??

>>15468463
Anon, I’m not sure you of all people should be using “disabled child” to insult others

>>15468304
Potato wedges are... wedges of potato

>>15468496
Correct. And those look like potato wedges, not chips.

>>15468501
these are potato wedges

>>15468526
Maybe in the American northeast.

>>15468594
I'm from the midwest and that's the only kind of potato wedge I've ever known. They're never pale yellow.

>>15468250
I don't do the sandwhich thing but similarly hate getting grease on my hands or face. Repulses me and I feel filthy.

>>15468501
Steak fries are not potato wedges

>>15468234
of course i do I'm not a heathen
>>15468243
be quiet, mutt

>>15468602
>I'm from the midwest
kek, so you admit you're american? fucking retard

>>15469782
I never said I wasn't, silly.

>>15468234
Depends. If I'm eating them with a burger or hotdog where my fingers will likely get a little greasy anyway then I don't bother with utensils. But if I'm eating them on their own then I'll use a fork.

I have to take a shower every time I eat anything greasy. I take 7 showers a day on average anyway. There's nothing worse than feeling dirty.

I had two chili dogs for lunch today that I ate with a fork.

When I make a chili dog, I add plenty of chili. There was so much chili that you could have seen that it was a chili dog from across the street. Eating them with your fingers would make eating ribs seem less messy in comparison.