/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15464895
Lolno

Fuck yes. Liver pâté is a food of gentlemen.
My grandfather used to enjoy it with a side of martinis and cigarettes.

DEENZ NIGGA

>>15464895
I eat liver pate on toast for breakfast about 50% of the time and my vagina says your theory is fucked

>>15464914
Great answer

>>15464895
My gf likes it more than I do

>>15464895
Everyone eats "leverpostej" in Denmark.

>>15464919
just because a doctor carved out a hole between your legs doesn't make it a vagina

>>15464914
based

Bacon

>>15464945
Not all women on the internet are trannies contrary to your browser history

>i'm sure this is bad for you somehow blood pressure blah blah blah vagina noises
just my experience. if you even let them touch a steak it's ruined.

>>15464914
possibly the best answer. distinct memories of my drunk ass dad standing at the kitchen counter eating deenz late at night so he didn't get bitched at about the smell.

>>15464895
My mom loves ot desu

>>15464895
My gf loves it. I keep liverwurst in the fridge so she gets extra iron in her diet since she's a child who can't keep a supplement schedule and barely eats otherwise

Oh so many my waifu doesn't understand such as organ meat (liver, kidneys, thymus, tripe,... ), cow utter, blood sausage, frying stuff in ox fat, horse meat, cheeks,....

stinky soft cheeses
anchovies
sardines
cured pigs face
kimchi
pickled anything

OP pic looks like half the steaks I see posted around here

>>15465106
Crumbly

Sushi. Every woman in my family gets California rolls or deep fried bullshit.

fuck women doe

>>15464914
SUPREMELY based.

>>15464895
whats a good brand of liver pate? picked some up at the local import store and it tasted like cat food. I've had good pate before, so i know its not that i simply dislike pate

>>15465158
>toast
>butter
>marmite
>braunschweiger
I highly recommend this combination

>>15464919
>and my vagina says
reddit-tier quip
Why are women so reddit?

>>15465175
reddit in its early days was the female version of 4ch, like a decade ago if you heard a woman browsed reddit, you knew she was a femcel just like the incels on 4ch.

>>15464919
tits or gtfo

>>15464895
I'm a woman and I made liver pate for my boyfriend like, less than a week ago. It was my idea. I was sick of liver an onions..

It's delicious. I made it with onions, garlic, and portabella mushrooms. We ate it with homemade biscuits and carrot sticks.

>>15465259
You are a whore.

>>15465051
Based taste you've got

>>15464960
They are on this digital ghetto

>>15465237
Back in the day we called them leg beards.

>>15465286
At least I'm not a tranny.

>>15465297

>>15465297
>this digital ghetto
truthfully a good way to describe this place, reddit, and other gutters of the internet

>>15464960
>Not all women on the internet are trannies
I knew this would be case when the Iphone 4 was released.

>>15465319
Dirty anal cum dumpster

>>15465305
lel it's been so long since I heard that term

>>15464960
They’re and enbie retard

>>15465323
What’s with the Jewish teen wojak?
I don’t get what his deal is, is it a self hating kike?

Not really a food, but homemade stock.

>>15464919
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>15464895
Fried clams

are we talking about women with penis, or..?

>>15466126
any lazy bitch