/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15460850
If something tastes bland then most likely there isn't enough salt in it.

literal slop
why are meatheads so fucking shit at cooking
>hurr I eat for fuel not flavor

>>15460850
>big sloppa
what in the fuck is even in that?

>>15460850
S L O P P A
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>>15460944
They're too scared to enjoy the food their eating incase they eat a microgram too much and compromise their gainz

>>15460850
Not the worst thing I've seen /fit/ come up with, but pretty bad.

>>15460850
>Despite adding a lot of spices it has no flavor
It doesn't taste like anything. It just tastes.

>>15460850
extreme sloppa, what the fuck did you put in there?
>chicken
>potatoes
>baby carrots
>boil for 18 hours or until fully homogenized

Put on something.

Looks like a

>BIG
>SLOPPA
>SHIT

You retarded faggot

>>15460850
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but you made poop, not food

>>15460850
Looks like a dry alto guiso

>>15460850
Is this nutrient paste?

>>15460850
https://youtu.be/gYy9Qj3HJls
Kinda cringe but this is the easiest way to make basic meal prep shit palatable.
Also if you're adding spices and not getting flavor you probably need some acidity or salt. That's probably why the hot sauce helps.

You couldnt even serve this shit at a homeless shelter

>>15460975
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY MACROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS

>>15461121
LMAO

>>15460944
>>15460975
both wrong. it's because I dont know what the fuck I'm doing.

I can splurge on expensive ingredients and make a fantastic meal for a date or something. And I own Gordon Ramsey's cookbook so it's not like I don't have recipes for good food. But I don't know what to make for just my day to day non-expensive food.

>>15461000
yeah basically. chicken, rice, potatoes, carrots, and a fuck ton of chili powder and cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat.

>>15461455
This is embarrassingly bad. I seriously doubt you can make anything palatable.

Take these OP

>>15461455
You ate the bones too?

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat.

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat.

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat.
posting in an epic thread

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat

!

>>15460850
mush will never taste good, beauty is in simplicity and you just can't take so many flavors literally molten together.

Also looks... food that doesn't look good can't taste good, your brain is too retarded for that

>>15461636
>>15461642
>>15461652
>>15461655
>>15461657
Whats wrong with eating the bones? They get soft after boiling for a few hours. The bones add flavor. Feels like I'm one of my caveman ancestors eating a hearty meal.

>>15461455
>I can ... make a fantastic meal for a date
>cooked until the bones were soft enough to eat
I fucking hate you op

>>15461619
might do this
>>15461623
gross. no.
>>15461628
everyone knows how to make pancakes
>>15461635
yeah like I don't know how to make a protein shake. I use protein powder, oats, milk, peanut butter, banana, and chia seeds for extra cronch. gets to about 1200 calories

>>15461455
Damn anon, you dumb as shit.

>>15460850
weak hands typed this

>>15461455
Don't mishmash everything together except for stews but you're not on that level of cooking yet. Learn to prepare your meats, carbs and veggies separately first, these are the very basics. Learn to fry things, to do that you put fat in a pan and let it get hot. You can put almost anything in a pan, it generally improves taste. Some meats like chicken and pork should be cooked fully, but you don't usually eat the bones with, no matter how soft they are. Use salt in the cooking water of your rice, potatoes, pasta. Then salt some more. Chili powder is insufficient as your only spice, it doesn't add any flavor only spicyness, try dried herbs, pepper and nutmeg instead. Learn to cherish onions and garlic, they're healthy and give lots of flavor. Then lastly use wine and vinegar (not lots) for taste and acidity in your food, this gives it important balance. Good luck.

>>15460850
Dude literally just take all of those same ingredients and bake them in the oven on a sheet pan with olive oil, salt, and pepper.

>>15461470
Pot, meet kettle.

Pie filling

Cheap protein filled meal.
Eggs
Sardines
Butter for scrambling eggs
Seasonings
Green onion for flavor and color
Top with your choice of salsa

Mash sardines up and scramble with the eggs before cooking.

Filling, delicious, protein packed, and cheap.

>>15460850
Do you fuel your car with sloppa too?

>>15461718
Please tell me you aren't serious please

>>15460980

>>15461455
This nigga eatin bones!

>>15460850
Did you even add salt you dripping cunt?

>>15460850
>>15461455
Spices cannot do anything without fat and salt. You need to add one or both of these to your sloppa.
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat
Nevermind, just do whatever you were doing before, there is no hope for you now.

>>15462859
Eggsactly the one I was thinking of.

>>15460975
>>15461121
I think /fit/ has an unacknowledged orthorexia problem.
>>15461455
It's great that you've taken interest in cooking, but jesus christ you are off to a bad start.
Start simple- roasted meats and veggies are a good place to start, and you can use it as an opportunity to figure out what different spices and ingredients taste like. You can also start with stovetop braising, where you can adjust according to taste and cook time/ingredient proportions don't matter as much (but please, for the love of god, never make anything like this again).

>>15460850
>Despite adding a lot of spices it has no flavor.
Corona

>>15460850
/fit/izens are such fucking retarded manlets lmao

>>15460944
Most of them cook for efficiency, not flavor. Spices and following recipes require extra time, money, and calories. That being said, the smallest amount of research can yield great /fit/ recipes, but again that takes time and energy

>>15461121
>no serving sizes eat whole pot at one time
fit really used to be based

>>15464860
Orthorexia is considered a disorder? How?

>>15460850
>messy mess
Canned doggy food?

Has lots of proteines.

>>15462889
underrated

>>15465223
It's an all-consuming preoccupation with health and fitness. It may not be as deadly as anorexia or BED, but it can affect quality of life.

>>15460944
1 1/2lb of beef seekh kebab and a pound of salmon for me today. Anyone that says my food is bland is an idiot.

>>15460850
you are covid infested

>>15461455
Hahaha nigga what the fuck?

>>15465663
SEEKH ENJOYERS RISE UP

>>15460850
>>15461455

>>15461628
I remember when I first wanted to make pancakes according to a /fit/ guide like 7 years ago. I didn’t blend it, and it ended up being ungodly sloppa of dry oats glued with scrambled eggs with a banana on top. Not even nutella saved it.

>>15466309
>making food from /fit/ recipes
recipe yeah...

FOR DISASTER!

>>15461455
>COOKED UNTIL THE CHICKEN BONES WERE SOFT ENOUGH TO EAT

>>15461455
>rice and potatoes
I don't get it
If you're putting carbs in there anyway, why not just have a delicious chicken sandwich

>>15460944
>meatheads
Ask me how I know you’re a fat DYEL with bitch tits.

>>15464860
>orthorexia
>"problem"
DYEL detected

>>15460850
fucking /fit/

You have to add salt dumbass you could throw a pound of ""spices"" in there and without salt it would taste like mush

>>15460850
I cried looking at this photo.

>>15461455
what... the... fuck. First, you boil the bones separately to make stock, remove the bones, and then that's when you use the stock to cook the rest of your stew. You don't just combine everything and over season it till you can't taste anything else about it.

>>15461455
roast that shit roidhead

>>15460944
I made some great steamed rice pot today. It was just rice, a tomato, ham, corn, mushrooms, and chinese sausage steamed in the rice cooker. I then made a sauce of fried shallots, garlic, ginger, soy sauce, oyster sauce, and sugar. I folded it into the steamed rice dish and it came out to 500 calories for every 8th of a serving. Just because one guy can't cook doesn't mean others can't

>>15461455
This is your brain on 80iq and roids.

>>15460850
just add MSG

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat.
Ignore the haters, there are tons of benefits to be had from bones, and softening them up makes consumption of marrow easier. I'd recommend just saving them and making a bone broth, though.

>>15461455
Imagine going to a dinner date and this guy serves you a plate of "soft" chicken bones.

>>15461455
put me in the screencap

>>15470288
no

>>15461455
>cooked until the chicken bones were soft enough to eat
Anon, I've got just the place for you!

>>15470313
ok

>>15461455
>24 replies, heh this kid must Saud something retarded, lemme read up
>hmm seems pretty tame, what's the big deal
>OH GOD THAT LAST LINE
what a fuckin finale, bravissimo