/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15455194
For only 3.99

I ran out of a moving car to run into the bathroom because i was about ready to shit my pants 30 mins after eating cicis

I shat out the window of a moving car because I ate at cicis.

I shat in the buffet line while eating cicis

I shat myself thinking about cicis.

>>15455194
i want to treat a trap or femboy to cici's and then bring her home or maybe to the movies and rub her tummy and tell her she's a good girl. who else?

>>15455517
will they shit themselves?

>>15455194
cicis is one of those places where you expect to see vomit somewhere

>>15455194
What does an Asian have to do with pizza?

>>15455523
well if we go home i could put them in a diaper while they bounce on daddy's lap, i don't see why not.

>>15455534

>>15455540
enjoy your lonely cici's shits, pleb. i hope the mexican family there with 20 kids screams in your ear and pickpockets you

>>15455534
alright I'm sorry I asked

>>15455194
damn, look how thicc and soft that crust is, which means it expands massively w/ the sodey pop it absorbs in your stomach. always fascinated by how buffets that are "good deals" take such creative measures to jew you

love cici's tho (my strat is to not drink aside from sipping some water, and try eating like half of the end of the crust)

>>15455568
I never understood the end goal behind trying to cheat buffets to eat as much as possible until you look like a bloated corpse and can't move, it seems to be a common thing too, like the goal of the buffet for people is to cram as much food as possible into your beer belly like you're a starving hyena unsure when the next meal is

>>15455579
i mean, i'm rich i could eat two slices and chug a coke and not care about getting a raw deal, it's just in my head to do things efficiently and not feel raped by capitalists i guess.

>>15455568
>and try eating like half of the end of the crust)
if they put toppings to the end of the crust, ill eat the end of the crust. mountain mikes does this.

is cici's still doing buffet or are they shut down until further notice?

i used to always get commercials for cici' on my tv but the nearest one was two states over.

>>15455643
i'd assume cici's got totally anal'd by covid, which is unfortunate since i understood they were making a decent comeback involving something resembling standards.

i assume there's so much bare end-crust on cici's just to fill you up cheaply, but yeah if there was stuff on it or good dippy sauces i'd probably make use of it.

>>15455652
If Cicis does that I'll eat my hat. The last time I went in Cicis was like, 5 years ago and it was all societal inferiors. Trailer trash, welfare queens with six or seven brats, and the place hadn't been cleaned since they opened the place. My shoes were sticky from the floor. I hope they fail so something decent moves into the spot.

>>15455579
Wow dude I'm sure everyone really respects your temperance and sensibility

>>15455531
Asian food gives you diarrhea just like Cici's.