/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Lemon piglet sloppa a la Skyline

>>15453475
One quart of Tillamook huckleberry ice cream. Half eaten with a note saying my eyes are bigger than my stomach.

>>15453475
Fried chicken, mashed potatoes and gravy, Caesar salad, cold beer. Ice cream for dessert.

>>15453475
Something that makes me POOP a lot haha! That'll get em! Haha I'm gonna POOP when I die! Haha stinky! They're gonna half to clean up my POOP because gonna eat some real POOP food! Heh. They'll regret killing me after I POOP on the floor and they half to clean it up. Hehe pretty clever don't you think?

>>15453475
Tin of deenz and a can of gulls

A small bowl of tempura soft-shell crab stir fry for a starter, or potentially a small pho.
A surf and turf main, medium fillet steak with thick-cut steak chips, onion rings, an appropriate sauce and a slice of lobster with capers.
An English sticky toffee pudding or a gooey salted caramel chocolate brownie for dessert.
Start the meal with an Old Fashioned, then the rest of my drinks'll be Limehouse vodka with Pepsi Max.

>>15453613
One quart of palak paneer, coming right up.

Caesar salad
42oz ribeye steak
Loaded baked potato
Molten chocolate lava cake w/ glass of milk
Red wine with everything until I get to dessert

>>15453718
>42 oz
No fuckin way
Also, they don’t allow you to have alcohol! How many times i gotta say it

>>15453475
a plate of everythign that I ever ate and liked.

>>15453475
>narwhal steak or burger
>bird nest soup
>platapus egg omlette
>stinky tofu and/or durian fruit (not to eat, just so everyone else has to smell it)
>64oz Mountain Dew

>>15453475
a supreme quality steak, fires, tiramisu, brownie, chocolate icecream with brownie chunks topped with melted chocolate (not syrup, yuck), a "bikini" sandwitch, a coke to drink, a nice red franziskanner to drink after with a nice cuban cigar, and for the first dish maybe a god-tier gazpacho with fried bred crumbs, after that a barbacue pizza spanish style (with minced beef and bacon), I think that's about all I can eat

Food isn't as important as the alcohol.
I'd ask for a bottle of bourbon, steak, fries, and a pack of cigarettes.

>>15453657
this post irradiates extremely good taste, and I say that as someone who absolutely hates shellfish, the desserts are something out of this world, and I WILL cook a brownie with salted caramel

>>15453554
>Tillamook
>huckleberry
pretty good idea where you're from lol

>>15453718
>Molten chocolate lava cake
that shit is just too good

>>15453475
steak diane with mashed potatoes and asparagus

>>15453475
A whole Stouffer's lasagna from Costco and at least 6 Steel Reserves

Pork with mushroom sauce and mushrooms and goat cheese. A dark beer for a drink and some berries for desert.

>>15453613
when you get electrocuted ur f**kin peanus will explode into guts all over them!

a bunch of psychedelics so i can have the worst trip imaginable and then get out of it by dying

>>15453867
>heh...im gonna ask for the most expensive and obscure shit I can think of, they have to give it to me
>no

>>15453613
>>15454217

>>15453475
double cheeseburger
2 fried chicken thighs
small pepperoni pizza
fries
1 liter coke
chocolate chunk brownie
2 scoops of vanilla ice cream

>>15453475
an entire shepherds pie. wash it down with a litre'a'cola

>>15454218
DUDE

>>15453613
>Hello, based department? We got a live one, sir.

A loaf of fresh baked bread
Good butter. Some pickled vegetables. A lamb rib. Grilled salmon. A slice of huckleberry pie

>>15454224
c-can they do that? What about my rights?

>>15454439
mai rights

>>15454439
You have the right to freedom from cruel and unusual punishment, but guess what's happening tomorrow.

>>15454439
They can indeed deny you

MOOOODS

>>15454439
The "last meal" is mostly a traditional thing. There is absolutely no legal requirement for it outside of whatever the minimum they have to feed prisoners is.

>>15454439
Yes, they can. The "expensive last meal" gimmick has been thought about. At least a few states have a maximum budget for your last meal, like, $100 at most. If that. John Wayne Gayce was on the right track with that bucket of KFC.

a loaf of bread and a carafe of water

>>15454528
too spicy for me

C U N N Y

>>15453475
I... Honestly don't know

>>15453475
Does it say anywhere if he actually ate it?

>>15453475
Cuttlefish and asparagus with a side of vanilla paste

FIVE big kings

extra large all meat pizza, double meat, 2 liter of mountain dew. chocolate chip cookie dough.

>>15453475
>eggs (over easy)
>they're clearly hard

What a fuck you lmao

>>15453718
why salad though. Are you trying to stay healthy

Poutine and black coffee would be a pretty comfy way to go out.

>>15454244
Based, fuck all these elitist serial killer snobs

>Giant cup of black coffee
>peanut butter toast
>four scrambled eggs
>half a pack of bacon
>one pancake with butter and syrup
>a glass of water

Say that I had the worst lawyer was innocent but found guilty, and was punished to death sentence my last meal would be this.
>6 raw oysters
>16 oz of durian raw
>14 pitted prunes
>1 bowl of spicy curry with beans
>1 bottle of corn syrup with water on the side.
And wait for the fireworks to explode

Sukiya's tonjiru and cheesy gyudon bowl, soup curry from Hokkaido with deep fried broccoli in it, cheese cake ice cream from Coldstone, and hop water.

>Aged beef of 50 years, but starting now

>>15453475
A single glass of wine, any variety. 2100 vintage only, however.

Being practical, you should probably do your favorite foods, some shitting food, and then some vodka to forget it all.

>>15455454
>>15453613
Same

>>15453613
this the new wojak?

You can't have alcohol. They give it to you a week before execution so they don't clean up your massive shits.

>>15453475
>Double bacon cheeseburger with pickles, onions, and ketchup
>Deep fried chicken with gravy
>French fries, salted
>Mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara
>Assortment of Mediterranean olives
>2 liter of Coca-Cola
>Freshly baked and warm chocolate chip cookie
Is this too much to ask?

>>15454439
Texas got rid of it a few years back because it broke their budget.

Most states for US have it with limitations of costing $15-$40, sourced locally, and/or substitutions allowed.

*blocks your path*

>>15456068
You cheeky cunt.

>>15453613
devilish

>>15456068
death by dehydration, very bold.

>>15453475
>>15458259
Where are you finding these images?

>>15458259
This kind of misrepresents what happened. He had the meal, then requested to watch the LotR trilogy after eating during a two-day religious fast before his execution.
He personally requested to be executed by firing squad, being a devout Mormon and believer in atonement through blood.

>>15458322
It was some guy's shitty photography project. It gets spammed here constantly, but you could probably find them on google.

Absolute soiboi choice
>WAOW ME WANNA WATCH LE EBIN WIZARD MOVEE WHILE ME EATY DIN DIN!!!

>>15458340
The guy was literally brain-damaged and mentally ill thanks to growing up eating lead and mercury.

>>15453475

>>15453475
Comfy

>>15453475

>>15453475
nothing cause the gut wrenching nauseating feeling of looming death would ruin any meal

>>15458335
honestly, for all the photography projects i've seen, this one is at least somewhat decent and not horrendously executed
>pardon the pun XD

A pot of chili with creme fraiche and as execution method the firing squad

>>15458435
The metal cutlery and glassware is pretty retarded.

>>15458340
>>15458350
I just read up on him and he was adopted by a homosexual pedophile that raped him and his brother and prostituted them out to other men, which makes the lack of love he received from his father a cake walk in comparison

>>15453475
I'll take 10 fentanyl and 2 xannax freshly ground and a bottle of scotch please.

>>15458259
>>15458402
lmao does this really warrant capital punishment in the states
americans are such faggots

what he do, rob a store and killed some annoying wannabe-heroes?

>>15459603
This nigga hasn't heard of Hammurabi

Dumb social humanist fag

>>15459613
eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth
miss me with that gay shit, everyone knows that when it matters civilian life is worthless

>>15459622
Then you agree we should enslave and or murder criminals. Good job.

>>15453475
Fun fact: Every day thousands and thousands of people have their last meals. Most to so unknowingly.

fresh baked bread with butter, a cup of beef stew, aged cheddar cheese, summer sausage, strawberry jam, fresh lemonade, one shot of espresso, cheap brandy and a cheap cigar.

>>15453475
If I were about to be electrocuted, I'd be content with a fifth of whiskey ahead of time.

>>15459636
Bro...

>>15459633
i favour controlling my emotions and making rational decisions, instead of giving in to feelings of wrath
you're not a hero. it makes you no better than the criminal you are prosecuting.

>>15459645
>>15459650
No alcohol. No tobacco.

>>15459678
content with the espresso then. maybe some rice pudding to take their place

>>15459678
Lame

>>15459674
I don't care about better than. Overpopulation is already an issue and as you say human life have no inherent value.

>>15459678
I kinda get no allowing alcohol, but no tobacco? That kind of sucks. Wouldn't mind a chunky cigar after a steak before I went.

>>15453475
3lbs ground nutmeg
3lbs poppy seeds

>>15459709
what are you talking about? overpopulation is a complete non-issue. all countries worthwhile have a stagnant or negative birth rate.
there are only two continents with an overpopulation problem, neither of which are sustainable without outside support.

try reasoning by principles, instead of claiming arbitrary law and order or social contracts.

>>15459752
The onlh coutries in which population is negative are wealthy ones and make up an incredibly small amount of the world population.

>>15459787
exactly

I'd order sea food, as I'm allergic and that would kill me instantly, and also ill finally get to taste them again.

>>15459794
So holocaust africa and india.

>>15453613

Fucking hell

>>15459877
Don’t forget China

>sparkling water for drink
>caprese salad
>filet steak medium rare with peppercorn cream sauce
>side of fries and roasted carrots
>vanilla icecream with chocolate syrup for dessert

>>15459603
Why do you assume they were wannabe heroes? Have you never seen Forensic Files or any crime documentaries? Some people will walk right into a gas station and shoot the clerk dead without warning.

>>15453613
>can’t tell if his mouth is open or closed

You know what willpower is? When for your final meal you stay on your diet.

>>15456014
underrated

>>15459918
psychopaths who have progressed to the stage where they are willing to kill, kill regardless

>>15459842
>that would kill me instantly
I don't think it would

>>15453613
A man of culture I see

a pounda coke

A smoothy made from Ron Jeremy's semen and the hair of a mongolian yak topped with a whole truffle from Italy.

>>15453613
Lol. You devil, you. Now what's the name of that picture?

>>15454321
Nice

>>15453475
amanita pantherina stew, a chunk of hakarl rolled around in black powder, and some leaded wine roman style

>>15453475
Eggs. All of the eggs. I need to eat all of the eggs. When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large. Now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs so I'm roughly the size of a barge. Barges made of eggs, boat eggs, eggs made of boats. I once sailed the seven seas on an egg, it was an eggcelent time. Do you eat eggs? I eat eggs, I eat lots of eggs all sorts of eggs more eggs than you can imagine. I have seen through the void and spoken to God, he was an egg, and he told me to eat eggs, so I eat eggs cause I like eggs

Chicken fried steak
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Grilled asparagus
Fresh baked, warm bread
Bread pudding with bourbon sauce
Glass of root beer or coke, surprise me

>>15458328
>>15458259
Ah firing squad. I believe it to be the most humane execution method since it results in instant death and dissolved burden of execution via one squad member having a non lethal round.

>>15453475
>king crab chawanmushi
>nigiri omakase that includes way too much chutoro (otoro is too over the top rich for me)
>nice green tea ice cream (without the horrid food coloring)
>jasmine tea
>all with my son by my side because sushi is his favorite
>one kiss on his cheek as I stare into the abyss

>>15459603
>does robbery and spree-killing really warrant death?
...Seriously?

>>15460499
2 and 3 people is not a spree killing

Drink: Gin and tonic, sparkling water
Appetizer: Jalapeno poppers
Main: Lasagna
Dessert: Mixed berry pie with vanilla icecream

>zurich ragu with späätzle
>juice of one lemon
>2 big macs
>1 large mcdonalds coke
>cheesecake
>a pear

>>15458259
literally everything about this is kino
>steak
>lobster
>apple pie
>LOTR
>firing squad
perfect, absolutely perfect.

Abolish the death penalty.

>Drink:
Vino blanco
>Appetizer:
Soft egg with soldiers
>Meal:
Spaghetti alla puttanesca
>Dessert:
a cigarette

>>15460572
Murdering more than one person in quick succession is considered spree-killing. It's distinct from serial killers, who plan between murders.

>>15460445
>tfw they substitute your son for a manlet from cell block D

>>15461097
No, abolish the automatic appeals and speed them up.

>>15461119
Sometimes, depends on circumstances, look at Ted Bundy Chi Omega murders as an example

>>15453613

>>15460430
>it results in instant death
Too prone to error on that part.

>and dissolved burden of execution via one squad member having a non lethal round.
You could mock up the same with lethal injection in reverse. One real button, the rest fakes.

>>15453475
>>15458396
These are both solid meals. I don't know what I would pick. Nothing stands out flavor-wise, and it's not like they could replicate my mother's cooking so no nostalgia points. I'd rather ask for an extra hour with my wife than any meal.

>>15461794
>You could mock up the same with lethal injection in reverse. One real button, the rest fakes.
The machine most commonly used has two technicians each press a button on the machine, with the button that activates the injection being randomized and not recorded by the control module.

>>15460430
>>15461794
That being said, a blank won't cycle the action on a modern rifle (without noticeable modifications to the gun), so it's more than obvious who made the shots and who didn't.

>>15457327
Their last meal is a week before they die lol

>>15460061
Eat the eggs, Smashmouth

>>15461856
not if you're using bolt action rifles

>>15461794
You have several rifle men, i dont know of any case where its been fucked up. Lethal injection however.
>>15461856
Who said blank? Wax bullet or whatever

Beef and vegetable soup
Cornbread
Roast suckling pig
Grilled sole
Asparagus
Fresh beets, green peas and squash
Apple strudel with cream
Iced water
Lemonade

24 oz porterhouse
potato au gratin
caesar salad
cream of chicken wild rice soup
spicy papaya salad
4 dark meat fried chicken
6 piece buffalo wings
red beans and rice
two gyros extra meat, onions, and tzatziki sauce
two corned beef sandwich, toasted with brown mustard and swiss
chili cheese fries
fudge brownies with a pint of vanilla frozen custard
4 oatmeal chocolate chip cookies
and a 6 pack of sprite

>>15453475
>What would you last meal be?
pork roll sandwich
panzarotti
side of scrapple
disco fries
pitcher of boost
cranberry water ice

>>15459724
We can't have other death row inmates developing cancer from your second-hand smoke, now can we?

>>15459603
>do 2/3 murders warrant capital punishment

Yes, why do you ask?

>>15454915
salads are just tasty fatty

>>15453475
wathever is just had for dinner

>>15462292
what'd you have

>>15462295
fried meat

I'd have my father decide for my final meal.
Pic unrelated.

I can pretend to be cool and all that, requesting my favorite meals and delicious pints of ice cream later on...
But the sad truth is, if I were facing certain death, I'd have little to no appetite. I'd probably be like that guy who requested a single olive with the pit still in it as his last meal.

>>15461097
no, you only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang.

>>15453475
Lobster bisque. Not because ordering expensive food is a wacky meme, but just because I like it.

My mom's pizza.

>>15453613
A tub of Saag Paneer and Extra hot Vindaloo

double cockmeat sandwich

>>15461926
blank rounds have almost no recoil
guy who would get the real round could easily tell he was the killer

>>15461952
Lethal injection machines typically have redundant systems, especially for the traditional three-drug combo.
Also, pretty much all non-lethal ammunition does not provide the force required to cycle your typical modern rifle. Even rounds that don't melt or shred out of the barrel simply don't provide the gas build-up.

>>15453475
mom said it was my turn to make this thread

Whataburger #5 whilst listening to 3 songs:
Guy Clark - Desperados waiting for the train, Robert Earl Keen - corpus Christi Bay and Blaze Foley - clay pigeons.

>>15463264
You don't eat songs, retard. Nobody cares about that shit.

>>15463206
just give the blank a regular powder load.
I don't even know if the blank thing is actually done but its definitely feasible.

Whats the point of giving these crims a last meal request when theyre just gonna shit it out post mortem

>>15462395
>getting executed for playing chess
I mean it's a game for losers, but still a bit harsh

>>15463516
Apart from just "being in the country for a rematch", nobody really knows what Fischer did to earn that international warrant in Yugoslavia...

Medium rare rib eye with caramelized onion and a baked potato with butter and green onions
Coffee ice cream and a zero bar for desert

>>15463630
>"The local health authority says that we're only allowed to serve your steak well-done, to reduce the risk of foodborne illness."

this

>>15453475
Two fried eggs and a bottle of Cognac

>>15463920
>>15463487

>>15457327

>>15458360
McVeigh was a chad.

>>15465482
Apparently he admitted after the fact that he probably would have pussied out of the bombing if he had known about the daycare in the building. The irony of him accidentally blowing up a bunch of children in revenge for Waco was pretty great.

>>15454217
>>15453613
LMAO

>>15458360
McVeigh did nothing George Washington wouldn't have done.

>>15458211
>15-40
fuckin a’
bucket of kfc it is then

>>15459877
>>15459911
Based and environmentalism pilled.

>>15459603
>nooooo think of the heckin sociopaths
fuck off tard

>>15459674
killing is necessary at times, wrath and vengeance need not be involved.

>>15462395
Pic looks good, source?

A medium rare Ribeye steak, some burnt ends, sausage and pepperoni Chicago deep dish (personal size or just a slice or two from a larger pie if the guards want the rest) and wings, some spicy pad thai, and cookies and cream ice cream for dessert, and lot of root beer.

>>15458211
>Texas got rid of it a few years back because it broke their budget.
out of all the places to start penny pinching, they go after something that can only have cost like 1k a year

>>15453530
Fuckin based

>>15466823
The whole way we do the death penalty makes very little sense. I'm not even opposed to the death penalty in principal, but just at this point we have the whole system around it so ass backwards you get all sorts of dumb shit like this. Letting someone have a 100 dollar last meal is too much, but the 100k per year per inmate on death row, some ~250 bucks a day is no problem.

>>15453475
>Fried chicken
>soup beans
>corn bread
>mashed potatoes
>green beans
>collard greens
>cole slaw
>corn on the cob
>raw green onions
>chocolate velvet cake
>Neapolitan ice cream
>sweet tea
>coca cola
Everyone else’s last meal BTFO badly

>>15458211
>>15466823
It wasn't about budget, it's because one prisoner ordered a feast, and then refused to eat it out of spite, and then a State Senator got butthurt about that and ruined it for everybody else.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-15034970

>>15466836
The state has executed hundreds of people who were proven to be innocent post-mortem. They cannot have a monopoly on violence considering their perpetual incompetence.

>>15466870
That's almost worse, since like, I mean, I doubt it's not the first time people have been spiteful about being on death row the day before their execution. That's like taking away the bathrooms because someone shit and pissed in the corner and on the walls out of spite before they were executed.

That's pretty fucked up if that's really the sole reasoning behind it. I mean fuck it, he doesn't want to eat it, I'm sure the guards and staff, or even other prisoners would be fine with a bunch of food.

Oh ya'll done fucked up

>69 hot pockets, any kind.

>>15466875
>The state has executed hundreds of people who were proven to be innocent post-mortem.
That's sort of my point too. I'm not opposed to the death pentalty if we're actually executing the right people but far too often it's the wrong guy, on bad evidence, and the methods we execute people by to me as so fucked up. We do lethal injection despite all the issues with it because we try to make it 'clean' for observers, instead of trying to minimize suffering for the condemned, like we forgot where the empathy and humanity is supposed to end up.

If I had my way, execution would be by 12 gauge shotgun point blank to the head, for instant and immediate scanners style head explosion death for the condemned instead of some prolonged shit process meant to let people watching a man die not be offended and clutch their pearls and shit.

Alaskan king crab, a lamb chop, mashed potatoes, steamed broccoli, carrots and snow peas with banana cream pie after

>>15453475
are these actually served to you a few hours before dying, or is it a symbolic thing that could be days before execution? honestly half of these "last meals" have so much shit that i would be begging for death from bloat soon after finishing. maybe that's the real move with a last meal, make you look forward to the execution

>>15453475
One burger please

>>15467187

>>15467187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xU1NY5i7U

>>15453613

>>15458259
ngl this is kinda based

>>15466913
The state just can’t be trusted with the power to execute people under any circumstance. If they fucked up once they’ll do it again, and they’ve done it hundreds of times and even refused to pay out to the deceased’s family in the vast majority of case, or paid out complete bullshit. Life without chance of parole should be the epitome of judicial punishment.

>>15458328
You can request your own preferred style of execution? I’d request death by snu snu

>>15467333
i dont want to pay to keep people alive tho
a few misses every so often is okay by me, even if its me
the price for perfection in this area is so steep as to be immoral

>>15454900
I think you are thinking about sunny side up. Try cooking eggs more.

>>15460430
Can’t they find people who want to execute other people. Like, if the pay is good I would do it. I don’t want to kill anyone, but I also want to do a good job. How do I say this on linked in?

>>15461856
Utah used lever actions I believe.

1) burger in the pic, from a small local chain and is the best fucking burger I've ever eaten in my whole life (unfortunately an LTO)
2) Brisket Stuffed Jalapenos (ideally somehow from another local place that shut down but owners still operate other restaurants)
3) A basket of onion rings served with chipotle ranch
4) A strawberry cheesecake for desert
5) A cherry vanilla Barqs rootbeer to drink

If I'm going down, I'm going fucking hard.

My last meal would be:
>A big plate of red beans and rice with smoked sausage and pickled pork in it.
>Crispy Fried Chicken
>Some Buttermilk biscuits
>Cheesecake
>Cookies and Cream Ice Cream
>Big Chocate Oreo milkshake

>>15468965
its stupid you can't even eat it normally

>>15469178
Really not as hard as it looks, the photo is exaggerated to show off the ingredients and you can just press down a bit to get it to a manageable size if needed. I eat it normal just fine.

>>15453475
Steak and dumplings please.

>>15466870
Why did they get butthurt about this? Now they get to eat the feast.