/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15450881
raw meat

>>15450881
Obviously expired ground beef. Nothing happened, it just tasted funky. I still choked it down cos I'm a man and shit

i ate beans i thought would give me botulism

>>15450881
Alcohol

Raw seafood cocktails on the streets of Ensenada. Delicious and well worth a case of the shits.

>>15450881
At least with gas station sushi, you can check an expiration date usually. There's no telling how long those hot dogs have been rolling for.

>>15450881
I kept drinking some milk that made me sick because I thought there was no way it was the milk
shit was like a week before its expiration date, smelled and tasted fine
after like 3 days of having to nap off intense nausea i finally isolated it down to the milk even though i suspected it in the first place

>>15450881
When I was a kid, My mother would leave the butter at a very moisty pantry, I woud literally eat the "withe silky stuff" that appeared from time to time, years later I learned that was moho, I am still alive I guess

>>15450881
Clams at a $3 AYCE buffet in the poorest part of Paterson, NJ.

Waffle House salad

>>15451821
i chortled

>>15450881
I drank spoiled milk once or twice

>>15450881
Mystery meat soup from a roadside stand in Jakarta. The broth was really tasty, but the meat was unrecognisable. At the bottom of the bowl there was a pile of unidentifiable offal

>>15450881
your mom's pusy haha

>>15451869
haha

>>15450881
PRESENTING

>>15450881
I almost died after eating bad sauerkraut from a 7-11 once. Worst food poisoning of my life.

>>15451927
Sauerkraut goes bad?

When I was a kid I ate these gross cold packaged gas station hamburgers more than once. I think they were supposed to be microwaved or something. They weren't frozen, they were like single burger packaged things but they didn't seem like they were factory packaged, they were in a section with like single single packaged deli sandwiches and stuff. This was not a place that should have anything akin to a deli or fresh food.

>>15450881
Truck stop clearance bologna. Whole pack was 90 cents. I thought, whats the worst that can happen? And the answer was food poisoning, lmao.

>>15451853
TIL

>>15452596
>truck stop clearance bologna

Sometimes I'll leave pork in the fridge for too long and when I go to cook it it smells and some parts are starting to turn green. I wipe it down with paper towels and cook it anyway.

I love fugu.
It’s not “risky” at all though.
The only people who die from it are tards who catch it and try to prepare it themselves.

>>15452630
But it was 90 cents. If it didnt give me the pukey-shitties it would have been a great deal

I ate a cheeseburger from McDonalds once.

>>15450881
I just ate a very expired nutrasystem chicken noodle soup where everything had congealed into a mystery meat lump because I was too hungover to make food. I don’t know where I got it it’s just always been in the pantry. I’ll update if I die.

>>15450881
One time I ate some chickpeas in the can that was expired by 5 years and I threw it up but also I'm allergict to chickpea

>>15451904
>eat gas station nacho's
>die
OH HEY CAN YOU SEE

>>15450881
Chicken wings from a garbage can. They were warm, so I figured it'd be ok.

>>15451797
Was it also worth the intestinal parasites, you moron? I hope you've seen a doctor about this...

>>15453028
are you the homeless guy that posted from a "camp" the other week

>>15451845
Probably nothing wrong with those, if you don't object to unpaid child labor.

>>15451961
No. For something to go bad, it must first be good

>NOOOO YOU CANT EAT X FOOD ULL DIE
Howd our monkey ancestors survive then huh? They scavenged all sorts of rotting meat

>>15450881
Op's cooking

any meal i ate while i was in the navy
or the street vendor food i ate while in peru, though i never got sick from it

One time I drank month old un-frozen soup. It tasted really REALLY sour/salty and had white particles in it. I'm a poor student and my mum had given me the soup so I didn't really think too much of it. I still had another bowls worth left - but the last meal I had made me a little suspicious. Turns out I was drinking fungus/mold and that's why it tasted so horrible. Didn't get sick but I felt very disappointed.

>>15454028

>>15451835
What the fuck is "moho"??

>>15450893
I mean it's still fine if you cook it, it just has that horrible sour taste

>>15451797
>>15453035
ceviche isn't raw...

>>15454719
also wondering this

I'm poor so if I see a bit of green on my bread I'll cut it off and toast it. The most adventurous I've been was with a loaf of bread that was particularly moldy, and opening up the bag you could smell the moisture and mold. Even after toasting you could taste the mold. Finished the bag and never suffered any side effects.

Was probably good for me, even. I'll never tried it again but I didn't get sick so...
Apparently most of the common molds that grow on bread are edible too, just make sure you don't eat it when the mold grows dark.

Steak Tartare:
>raw meat
>raw egg
although I guess it's only americans who consider those things dangerous nowadays

>>15450881
Gas station deviled eggs. Thought I was going to die in the woods

>>15454882
My gf has gotten it a couple times while we've been out, it doesn't taste bad but texture is disgusting to me.

>>15450881
I cooked a steak without seasoning at 4am while drunk, left it sitting out for 10 hours. Ate it while hungover for some reason.

expired milk and taco bell. It wasn't too far gone, though.

>>15454882
Only American eggs are dangerous to eat raw because we wash the coating off of them. We also have to refrigerate our eggs lol
Raw meat is stupid wherever you are but it's worse when it comes from some disgusting factory(don't get a big head either the same corporations own your food production that own ours)

Canned oysters and some other trash I was scarfing down

>>15451835
>>15454719
>>15454770
i think he meant mold

>>15451835
Looks like it impeded your ability to communicate there, Hal

>>15450881
>gas station sushi?
I've had metro station sushi.

But otherwise I ate green eggs and some awful local fish in central america, and mostly drinking the local water was not a good move.

>>15451904
I also came here for the chubby emu -emia memes

>>15450881
lately, old as fuck eggs, like 3 months expired, they smelled fine tho, tasted fine too

>>15450881
I got drunk once and microwaved some veggies and then forgot to take them out. The next night I said fuck it and threw them into a stew. Nothing happened.

>>15450881
Raw pork (technically it was just under cooked but it made me horribly sick).

Just the other day I ate some questionably old cherry pie and noticed halfway through it had mold growing on it (also it was way more tangy than normal).

Accidentally ate mushrooms once and it put me in the emergency room because i'm allergic to fungi (which has the added benefit of making most anti-biotics literal poison to me).

I've accidentally drank expired milk on several occasions.

Once while eating cereal I noticed some maggots in the bowl, made me sick and to this day I can't eat cereal.

Drank some bad egg nog and got horrifically sick. Even the smell of egg nog makes me nauseous.

>>15451815
>There's no telling how long those hot dogs have been rolling for.
You want the skins to be leathery, but still sweaty.

Ideally you're familiar enough with the type of hot dog they use so you know when it's shrunken beyond the point of being fit for consumption.

I try to only dine from roller grills where I've actually seen them throw old product away, other than at the end of the day. Gives one hope.

>>15452680
>If it didnt give me the pukey-shitties
Every trucker I know has puked at least once on the side of the road.
Most of them know you can park your ass in between the drive tires to do an emergency shit.

You became a man that day, son.
Proud of you.

raw oysters, septic shock, near death experience

>>15450881
Eating any food in Papua New Guinea.
I've caught Typhoid and Dysentery when I worked there. Its not the greatest.

>>15455303
I have to ask
What the fuck work were you doing in Papua New Guinea? Are you like an anthropologist or something? Isn't PNG basically just tribal cannibals and untamed jungle?

i worked as a chef for a promotional company. Basically drove around in a huge RV eith a portable kitchen that i towed behind me. The fridge wouldnt go as low as it needed to for some reason. vast majority of the time i was on a one day trip but sometimes it would be 3 or 4 day trip and the meat was abviously starting to turn but i over cooked it and served it anyway

>>15450881
my doordashed chicken and rice today delivered by some gang banging nigger with hand tats

>>15454882
steak tartare is great.
The risk is overblown. There are some people who eat raw meat exclusively and they're fine.

>>15450881
I ate some beef stroganoff that a friend of mine cooked for a Christmas party she was hosting.
Unfortunately she did not know how to cook, and this was something I was aware of at the time.
I spent most of Christmas morning recovering from food poisoning.

>>15455754
were the mushrooms/meat old or something?

>>15452663
I wish I could find a good sushi restaurant to frequent. Would like to try this and many other pieces. Local place only really sells specialty rolls and their sashimi is closed right now. They aren't Japanese though.

For some reason I had a 20pk of mcnuggets with szechuan sauce high up in my closet, probably while drunk and they were a couple months old so I ate like half of them a few months back. Looked perfectly fine just not quite as orange.

I once ate days old fries that were lefr outside once. Woke up at 4am with terrible stomach pains. As soon as I hit the can both holes turned into a super soaker. It freaked my family out. it cleared after 2 days.

Oh, tasted fine too. Not crispy but all you could taste was the szechuan sauce.

>>15455763
Maybe that, maybe the cream was old.
The texture and flavor felt kind of raw, so maybe she didn't get it hot enough so whatever bacteria were present on the surface of the ingredients/cooking utensils didn't get killed.
She also probably left the pot sitting around at room temp too long.

>>15455807
old dairy shouldn't really cause much problems. The bacteria in milk and cream will prevent harmful pathogens from growing. It'll taste like shit but shouldn't make you sick.

>>15454719
mold in spanish. Just a reminder that 4chan is infested with 3rd world shitters

>>15455754
could have been stomach flu not necessarily food poison. there was a bad batch a couple years ago here and everyone was throwing up from both ends.

>>15455709
did you give him some dap?

I smashed a fifth of Old Crow and ate a can of Spam that expired in 1973 in the basement of an abandoned mansion with a bunch of Chi Omega sorority girls who were higher than the international space station on cupcake edibles that they had miscalculated and this one really weird fucker named Kenny who had schizo eyes and kept slowly looking me up and down while I was scarfing the can down with one of those plastic sporks from KFC that I found on the ground.

This was last May.

When I used to work at a bowling alley I was supposed to clean plates off of tables, but when the plates had like untouched food, I'd just throw it in a box and eat it between tasks. That's probably the riskiest thing I've done.

>>15455878
gave him the imperialist sneer

raw steak
raw chicken
lunchmeat ham I would just leave under my bed for a week or so because I had broken the refrigerator
milk that had begun seperating and had to be shaken and chugged
expired cans of soup but that's really not a big deal actually
I've also eaten cardboard and tasted cleaning products and other chemicala but that's in tiny amounts and done for amusement factor

>>15455167
Nothing wrong with that, eggs actually last dramatically longer than the printed dates especially if you refrigerate them, just stick em in a glass of water to do the float test and if the entire egg doesn't float up to the top they're perfectly fine to eat

>>15455966

People who drink expired milk: why?
Like I get the proposition "I couldn't afford more milk," that part is not hard for me to understand.

Just like,
what the hell are you doing drinking milk? And wanting to drink it so badly that you were willing to drink expired milk? Like I'm from Wisconsin, so it's not like I think drinking milk is necessarily disgusting, it's just, like, I've never needed a glass of milk that fucking bad in my life.

>>15454882
What the fuck is up with all of these assumptions about America that people just pull out of their asses? It’s particularly obnoxious on this board for some bizarre reason. I’ve been eating raw egg 2-3 times a week since I was in elementary school and absolutely nothing has ever happened to me. And these aren't from a local farmer or even just fancy organic shit from Whole Foods. These are literally the $1.79 for 18 great value Walmart eggs. You people are just grasping at straws to try and find something to criticize America about.

>>15450881
Probably that whipped cream that I had in my fridge for way too long
No I'm not a lardass

>>15455618
>The fridge wouldnt go as low as it needed to for some reason
RV fridges aren't self defrosting.
Most people don't notice, since they shut the thing down every 10 days when the trip is over and they park up, and it just warms up and dries out.
They're also notorious for losing refrigerant and effectiveness.

>>15450892
Sometimes when I'm trimming a roast ill get a chunk or two and sprinkle with kosher salt and peppercorn and just eat it raw while I'm working. Been doing it for years and nothing bad has happened yet

>>15451815
Former gas station manager here. We were supposed to trash and write off all roller grill items older than 2 hours. But if the store is busy and I'm running a register and also having to stop to make coffee and stock the cooler when it gets dangerously low, I promise you that roller grill is at the bottom of the priority list. I wouldn't eat that shit if somebody paid me to

fast food prepared by black people

>>15455994
it was a rough time and I couldn't waste any food, this was the same time the fridge was broken I mentioned, many years ago now thankfully

>>15456113

But were you just trying to like, get calories? Milk isn't even filling.

>>15456117
yes

>>15455792
Proof they contain 0% chicken meat right here

>>15456120

Yikes, dude. There are free ways to get more fulfilling and calorie dense meals. I hope you're doing better.

>>15455994
In my case it's happened multiple times because I drank the milk without realizing it's expired, usually at someone else's house or I just didn't know the expiration date because I didn't pay attention. Now I double check every time I have milk and sniff test it first, but it's an easy thing to miss if you lack awareness.

>>15456413

What's the appeal of drinking milk for milk's sake?

>>15456432
It's fucking tasty with cookies, cake, chocolate, really anything that's sweet.

When I ate apparently was almost a week old chicken that was left out on the stove.

>>15450881
Canned coconut water
Worst decision in my life

>>15456442

Yeah, but that's with cookies, yaknow?

>>15456103
winrar

>>15450881
An unwrapped peanut butter cracker i found under my couch. Strangest part was I hadnt bought that type of cracker in over a year. Was fine.

>>15455314
Back in the late '80's, my dad thought about moving to Papua New Guinea because he was a weirdo. The travel agent told him and my mom that if they hit a pig while driving, to not stop or the natives will catch them and hurt them. It was at that point where they decided against Papua New Guinea.

>>15455314
The pay's pretty good for a contractor. Plenty of very rich multinational corporations sucking its resources dry at the expense of the natives in need of competent specialists. You just have to do what security says, and not do too much overland travel.

>>15450881
Moldy fruit, moldy bread. Expired milk, expired yogurt. A lot of other expired things too. I rarely get sick must have a strong immune system by now.

>>15454770
>Ceviche is marinated in a citrus-based mixture, with lemons and limes being the most commonly used. In addition to adding flavor, the citric acid causes the proteins in the seafood to become denatured, appearing to be cooked. (However, acid marinades will not kill bacteria or parasitic worms, unlike the heat of cooking.)

>>15450881
>store
>kalamata olives
>home
>jar unsealed
>dented lid
>some fuck dropped it
>fuck
>eat
>didn’t died
I didn’t died
I’m gay btw, if that matters

>>15453064
All your monkey ancestors are dead now so obviously eating rotting meat didn't work out for them

>>15451961
Real sauerkraut doesn’t, as the brines salt preserves it almost indefinitely

I spent a 4 day con weekend having to scavenge for food because I was too broke to (responsibly) go and didn't think about the hotel security deposit. I had enough money to get one meal from Denny's and the rest was either pilfered from people who left their snacks/meals alone for photoshoots or taken out of the top layer or garbage cans. I used whiskey to stave off hunger as much as I could, and did not get food poisoning. It was coincidentally the first year I cosplayed fallout instead of a trap maid, which made it honestly pretty immersive and fun.

>>15456726
if you want as the maid you probably could have survived off of the semen you'd be ingesting desu

>>15456730
Unironically could have persuaded gay boys to buy me food. I gave up the maid gig the year prior because people got handsy, but while I was still rocking it I got invited to way more hotel parties and got a ton of free booze.

>>15450881
Woke up hungover at a house where we were partying in high school. Friend decides to make bacon omelette but didn't fry the bacon before putting the eggs so we basically ended up eating raw bacon and on the walk home I swear I felt really weird but it could have just been the alcohol.

>>15456413
My family would get milk delivered in those glass bottles when I was little. This was a long time ago. We'd put in the fridge and all but it would go off fast and get all chunky. My mom would dump it down the toilet because we had / have a septic tank and apparently that's good for them.

>>15456021
I didn't say raw eggs were actually dangerous in the US, I just said that many americans consider them dangerous while in most other places no one cares

My mom's cooking. She leaves food out for days before putting it back in the fridge, defrosts and refrosts meat, just never throws leftovers away, has things in the fridge/pantry from who knows when, and just generally isn't very good at cooking even without the gross stuff. I still eat it with a smile on my face because that's what you do when your mom cooks for you, but I swear this is why I have a stomach of steel.

>>15452800
F

>lived in India
>lived in China
>eat basically anything
Just ate undercooked chicken, no fucks given.
Got rat spine in my zhaozi last week, didn't get sick (if you were wondering)
Rule of thumb, If you boil it then it's OK

I only got sick once and that was from seafood congee in Vietnam at some shitty local place by the beach.
That's what you get for ordering breakfast food for lunch in a shithole

>>15452663
Supposedly there are people that think the poison is what makes it taste good so they try to get the chef to get a little bit of poison on the meat for them. Those are the idiots that die to fugu.

>>15450881
Lots of canned food that's hissed when it was opened.

>>15457117
No, they just know (correctly) that the liver is one of the best parts of the fish. Issue being that’s where most of the poison is concentrated. Since the toxin isn’t produced by the fugu itself and actually comes from bacteria it gets exposed to in the wild, aquaculture farms have managed to test and produce safe fugu whose liver can be eaten no sweat.

>>15457118
Hi Steve

>>15457117
>>15457133
I always assumed the fish thing was bullshit and it was just Japenese men trying to kill themselves and have it look like an accident for the sake of not loosing face
If you paid a chef enough they would totally do it

>>15450881
>gas station sushi

>>15457198
>If you paid a chef enough they would totally do it

No way. Fugu restaurants are usually held by senior chiefs with a high reputation and high income. No way they would compromise their status by giving the appearance of being incompetent..

>>15450892
homo

>>15457226
I...I think that if I worked it out most Japanese people would also work it out anon.
To say reputation in this context is a misunderstanding, it's literally honor.

>>15450892
t. American

>>15457214
all of his stories are stolen from made up 4chan greentexts
sorry to pull the bandaid off

>>15453064
The ones that scavenged rotting meat died, and the ones that survived did so by watching their retarded relatives die and learning from their mistakes.

>>15454794
You should know that by the time you can see the mold on food, it's already spread much further into the food than just the surface. Cutting it off is effectively just hiding the bits you don't like to look at, rather than getting rid of the mold.

>>15450881
Chinese buffet sushi was my number one until my honeymoon cruise to Cazumel, where we drank watered down beer and ate from a fish taco buffet that I swear I saw flies around. Somehow by the grace of God I did not die from my stupidity, but I likely brought back some stomach friends at least.

>>15457238
>>15457428
what the fuck is your problem?

>>15450881
went to a high end seafood restaurant on some Atlantic island

ate lobster, bass, mussels, etc but the weirdest thing was shrimp carpaccio, it was raw shrimp hammered down and with salad/garnish on a plate

felt like slime in my mouth but tasted pretty good, until i was violently vomiting a few hours later, but that could of been due to the mussels given I'm allergic

>>15457627
>stomach friends
haha

Did you get to see the underwater sculptures? Those things kind of freak me out for some reason.
_________

Used to work at a pizza parlor and be starving mid shift. I'd eat the leftovers dumped into the garbage. Not proud of that but never got caught or sick (that I know of).

>>15457718
Yeah, carved from real bone they said. After my eating habits I couldn't get mad at them for thinking I was an easy mark.
>eating leftovers from the garbage and being fine
Nothing feels better than doing something stupid or risky and not paying the price.

>>15450881
I made a westernised citatap once. Minced raw meat and threw it into boiling water. A few weeks ago my coworkers told me I was supposed to cook the meat before putting it in boiling water, but nothing happened, no parasites or diseases lol

>>15458373
clearly the westernised aspect of the dish was using meat which wouldn't kill you if you didn't cook the everloving fuck out of it

>>15458441
Yeah I didin't have pukusa (which I replaced with leeks), whatever msuhroom they use there (used portobello), or any venison or game, just bovine meat straight from the market

Some surprisingly tasty deviled eggs from the liquor store where the crackheads hang out.

>>15457632
When you said raw meat, I assumed you were talking about sucking dick. So I called you a homo. It was a joke. Calm down newfag.

>>15457117
Your supposition is wrong.
A licensed fugu chef isn’t going to lose his license because of a customer request.

>>15457198
>If you paid a chef enough they would totally do it
No.

>>15451904
how does he manage to look 20 and 50 years old at the same time

>>15450881
I think I ate 2 year old cereal once, bag was unopened and it just tasted a little musty

>>15451866
Probably just threw the entire gastro system in the pot without cleaning it lol

>>15450881
Ate some raw chicken once. I was making fried chicken, fucked up the cooking, outside was getting too dark but the inside was still basically entirely raw. I really don't like wasting food, so I said fuck it and had some.
Surprisingly, it tasted like salmon and had a really nice texture. I've really wanted to try eating more raw chicken since, but I just haven't worked up the nerve.

>>15455197
Are your senses of taste and smell fucked, anon? That's a lot of instances of food poisoning for someone with top functioning taste and smell.

I made turkey broth about 2-3 years ago and kept it in the freezer since I never had anything to use it for. Right now I'm making some turkey drumsticks and using that same broth to keep them moist. Will I be okay?
Aside from that I remember when I put some fruit juice in a metal bottle and forgot about it in my bedroom for a week. I opened it and found some white film/skin had developed on it and my instinct was to eat it.

>>15461290
Actually yes.
I have a very weak sense of smell. Generally I only smell things that are absolutely putrid or really, really strong; and even then I barely smell them. I can go for months without actually detecting any noticeable smells. In contrast though I have really sensitive taste buds. Wine is absolutely disgusting to me, along with things like onions, tomatoes, cilantro, etc. Anything really bitter or really strongly flavored is pretty much inedible to me.

Also I suffer from a general lack of awareness, so much so that it's an inside joke among my friends and family.

>>15455197
Nigga how tf do you get maggots in packaged food? Do you leave the front door open the whole time or something?

>>15461340
How does that work when the two are related?

>>15461485
anon might be retarded

>>15450881
Went to Hong Kong once and went on a food tour, ate a lot of shit that soon made me feel like I was dying. And the worst part is that none of it looked like an obvious red flag like snake soup or anything, it was regular stuff like pork and sugar cane tea

>>15461378
The maggot cereal had been open and sitting on top of the fridge. It was hot mid-summer and somehow they got in there I guess.

>>15461485
Idk, i'm not an expert on that shit. I guess they are related but not dependent on one another. Also, it's not like I CAN'T smell, it's more like I don't notice smells unless they are really powerful or right under my nose. I guess if I had normal smelling ability food would probably be even more intense.

But idk, it just works.

>>15461693
Nice copypasta

>>15450881
jamon serrano or raw pork ham idk how you call it

>>15455260
Oysters are supposed to be raw

>>15450881
recently? probably when I left fishsticks which I half cooked sit in my toaster over while I left for a couple hours, just turned it back on and cooked them up, all time? I eat food which I have dropped on my floor or I find stuck in my beard all the time, sometimes I am lying in bed and I find a little nugget of food and depending on how flat it is and the chances I was actually lying on it I eat it.

>>15461777
"Risky"

>>15456021
Americans can't handle banter

>>15450881
alcohol poisoning.

>>15450881
I get drunk and eat old fastfood laying around my sty. I've eaten week old room temperature mcdonalds and dominos and found out about it the next day. I just have gas, no other side effects.

>>15459647
do you think about sucking dick that much anon?

>>15450881
>making fried chicken
>my oil is way too hot
>outside of the chicken is really crispy, almost burnt
>take a bite
>the chicken wasn’t cooked, it was raw
>spit it out
>swirl vodka in my mouth and spit it out and throw away the chicken

>>15455140
based IJ poster

>>15451815
Whenever I'm on road trips, I make it my mission to always eat a gas station hot dog whenever we stop to fuel up. I'm sure they're unsanitary as fuck, and if >>15455239 is right, then I'm a fool for even going this route, but goddamn does it hit the spot.

>>15450881
When I was in high school my dad made kebabs on the barbecue. I had a few but on one there was a piece of chicken that was noticeably pink. I’m no bitch so I powered through, it was unchewable and it just slid off of my teeth but I got it down. The next day my stomach was in all kind of knots and I had terrible gas, but every fart was relief. I walked out to the garage and let one rip and immediately all of the pain was gone. As I walked back in I felt something wet in my pants, I did a quick inspection and saw a mess of just liquid and mucusy diarrhea, and a solid chunk of unchewed, uncooked chicken.

I went to the doctor’s thinking I had salmonella but in all likelihood it was probably just my body being confused about some random object it didn’t know how to process. That was 10 years ago and I don’t think my dad has made kebabs since.

>>15464386
Your dad needs to learn how to brine chicken.

>>15464459
My dad is an excellent cook but this was definitely a “I’ll just wing it” idea. He just chopped up some meat and veggies, threw them on the grill and took them off when things got browned. 99% of the stuff was properly cooked, but that one piece did me in.

I made an egg salad sandwich. Ate half and found mold on the bread.

>>15450881
I once ate a steak that had been sitting under my pillow for a couple days, I had forgotten about it.

Went to an all you can eat casino buffet at maybe 2pm and got a plate full of sushi- didn’t think about the fact that it had probably been sitting out for hours. Started hallucinating and vomiting that night.

Ordered Mexican food in Berlin and got so ill from it I thought it was bird flu, almost couldn’t make the plane home.

Got a slice of vegetarian pizza at an outlet mall and was violently ill for three days afterwards.

Moral of the story- if what you order is outside of its natural habitat, steer clear.

P.s. when I was informs I had a mini fridge in my room. Reached out to it in the middle of the night to chug some milk and mistakenly grabbed orange juice- after swallowing a couple of mouthfuls and getting a citrus rather than dairy taste I thought I’d accidentally grabbed a bottle of bleach from the floor or something and immediately projectile vomited.

>>15464562
Do you not have an immune system or what?

>>15450881
I made fish soup for the first time when I was like 10-11. Parents didn't know I had to freeze the leftovers so I hate a bowl next day when I was home alone, it tasted nasty, but ate the whole thing anyways. Didn't get sick for some reason.

>>15450881
rotisserie chicken that was probably old from a super market, blew my ass out the next day

>>15455170
Assuming you were also drunk when u said fuck it to add them to stew? Also good on you. Eat them veggies, helps filter out the toxins from the booze.

>>15464543
Why was there a steak under your pillow?

This is a chicken breast that a homeless guy cooked for me on his butane stove.
He knocked the stove over and it landed on the sidewalk, but he reassured me it was fine because he sweeps often.

im a pussy, so nothing. besides like expired meat, or chinese food.

>>15464773
I have too many questions to even bother asking them

>>15464612
It sounds like there were probably enough preservatives to prevent a proper infection of the fish, but enough to taint the taste. Luckily our brains are smart enough to figure out that any amount of harmful bacteria tastes terrible while our digestive tracts are strong enough to kill it.

I recently ordered fried rice with shrimp and mistakenly left it out overnight, the next day I gave it a shot but I was immediately met with a toxic taste so I spat it out and threw it away. I probably would have been fine to eat it despite the awful taste, but in the circumstance it wasn’t worth the risk.

Once when I was still learning to cook had a large pack of chicken breasts that I kept in the freezer uncovered. Didn't cook very often because I knew jack fucking shit and could barely microwave a hot pocket so that pack of chicken breasts sat in the freezer for a month or two. One night I dug one of the frozen breasts out and started to thaw it, noticed it had a terrible smell to it, but cooked it anyway. Whole time the rotten smell was making me gag but I cooked it very thoroughly because I figured that would be good enough to save it. Ate it over some rice, each bite more sickening than the last, and I didn't finish the whole thing. I was sick for three days after that, frankly thought I was dying. Yes I am retarded

>>15464773
looks tasty, anon.

gas station pickled eggs

>>15464773
Tell us more faggot. There's a story here

>>15459712
he looks like asian jordan peterson

ditch salt that had a slightly fishy odor to it

>>15450881
I ate a ticking time bomb once. Riss KEY

>>15465860
You ate spillover road salt?

>>15455089
Only URBANITE eggs need refrigeration. Real americans own chickens.

>>15455089
Not refrigerating eggs is still retarded as shit. You got memed by this site seeing Eurofucks with their eggs on the counter.

>>15466046
>be eurofag
>keep eggs on counter
>eat them almost every day
>no sickness
Stay mad, mutt

>>15459712
good hair and bad skin

>>15464597
hes an alcoholic

>>15451795
Lol this

>>15451815
There's something strangely satisfying about a gas station hot dog or gas station nacho

I use to get one or the other each time I gassed up on my lunch break. I kinda miss it.

>>15466059
Ok chud

>raw pork
>raw beef
>raw fish
>raw seafood
>raw egg (daily for many years)
>raw milk (daily for 15+ years)
>roadkill
>moldy bread
>moldy cheese (not supposed to be moldy)
>lots of dumpster dived shit
>homemade alchohol
>homemade caviar
>various homemade meat products
>3rd world street food (hundreds of times)
>3rd world tap water
>food off of all sorts of dirty floors
the only thing that consistently gives me the shits is moldy bread if i eat more than a couple pieces, and even then its just for a day. only time ive had food poisoning was from church lady potluck food a couple times. longest time i had the shits was a month straight in tajikistan and uzbekistan (my fault for eating old japanese curry from the bottom of the pot that they gave me for free)

>>15450881
random berries

>>15450881
yogurt 2 years after its use by date. I wouldn't even call it risky anymore, just stupidity and yes, I got really really sick

>>15466046
>Have baby chickens
>reach laying age
>no eggs in the coop
>realize something is up
>find a 52 egg volcano behind a stump where they had been laying for months
>put all eggs into a 5 gal bucket in the garage
>broke each one we used into a custard dish to check for freshness
>all but two were absolutely fine...we ate them for months

>>15450881
I had a fried whole fish that was offered to me by border guards in Afghanistan.
I fully expected to get sick but I didn't.
It was delicious.

>>15464773
I hope you paid the gentleman.

>>15464359
You could have saved it if you finished the chicken in the oven man.

>>15450881
gas station pizza

>>15464640
midnight snack

>>15461340
you have an inspiring sense of humility

>>15464342
Constantly.

>>15457512
Are you fucking retarded? Almost all of his stories have actual proof. Some are even case studies

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna16614865

https://www.foxnews.com/health/soy-sauce-colon-cleanse-hoax-leaves-woman-brain-dead

>>15451821
you have no idea what made you ill

>>15451904
new episode dropped boys, let's get that -emia

>>15450881
I ate food in Guatemala and India. A trip to the pharmacy for immodium cleared any problems.

>>15450881
i ate 6 month old eggs recently. only the last one was bad and discarded.

>>15450881
Probably some really moldy 7-grain oat bread as a kid and underdone chicken. As a teenager an old Taco Bell burrito that had a bite or two in it and some mold growing on the bites. And as an adult? Hmm. Probably some three day old sushi that was covered and in a relatively cool corner of my room. I got pretty nasty food poisoning from a small mexican restaurant in the mall and ate about half of a pizza stick that had green mold innit before I recognized it. Should of sued the restaurant and the school, but by that time I was so numb to that shit that I just wanted a replacement.

>>15456021
>You people are just grasping at straws to try and find something to criticize America about.
ball busting exists. now make fun of that anon's teeth or lack of cheap late-night mexican food or something.

>>15456103
>fast food prepared by black people
*black teenagers

>>15455197
>autism makes a snack

Found some salmon at a good discount ($3.50/lb), fresh and packed today.
I'm not sure why it would be that cheap though? Could there be something up with it, or are they just having trouble getting rid of it to the point that they sell new ones at a discount?

>>15468383
Black niggers*

>blackout drunk in Osaka with a friend
>missed the last train, its like 2 AM
>go into some shitty looking sushi place to waste some time
>more alcohol
>friend strikes up a conversation with some guys in suits nearby
>probably just businessmen but osaka at 2 am who fucking knows
>they end up buying us fugu
>debate whether or not to eat fugu prepared by a shitty graveyard shift sushi chef
>eh fuck it
>still alive

It was probably 100% perfectly fine but I can't help and think of that one Simpsons episode where Homer eats it thinks he's gonna die.

>>15456432
Not that guy but I buy milk just to drink glasses of it. I think it tastes good

>>15451845
Based fellow NJ Bro. And yeah anything in downtown Paterson or 10th Avenue has probably had entire civilizations of rats crawling in or around it. If the rabid criminals don’t kill you, the food probably will but Golden Krust is so tasty it’s worth it

Some old eggs and bacon that were sitting on my stove top for I guess 8+ hours? Made a taco and felt fine yesterday and most of today but I have unholy diarrhea right now

I've had a raw tilapia filet in the fridge for like 4 days, gonna eat it tomorrow morning. am I gonna die?

>>15461340
You actually have a very weak sense of taste. All those foods you listed get their primary “good taste” from your brain conflating the flavors with the smells together. If you’re not getting great smell signals then all those things will taste repugnant or like nothing at all because your brain isn’t detecting the smells that would make them taste good.
TLDR; you have shit genes

>>15450881
/ck/ recipes

>>15468529
White niggers*

>>15456648
>he doesn't look at his food before eating it

>>15459712
acne scars

Worked at a paint store for about five years, we supplied paint to a “trucking facility” where truckers would pick up their cargo or something. One day I dropped off a pallet of paint for them and this old trucker dude who I dealt with had a huge ass box of cheese sticks that fell off a truck. I brought them back to my office and my other coworker and myself snacked on a couple of them and we both got sick as a dog the following day. We had prolly 100-150 of these individually wrapped cheese sticks we just threw in the dumpster. Also ate sketchy fish from some random Latino painter dude that he pulled out of his pocket wrapped in tinfoil. Was really good though, just looked like death.

>>15450881
I bought 2 kgs of completely expired diced chicken once and made it all up into a huge korma. when it was cooking it smelled fucking foul but nothing happened so I guess I got lucky

Ate some potatoes that had a greenish hue. Had the absolute worst stomach cramps I've ever experienced. Learned that potatoes produce a poison called solanine

>>15467792
Chinks are fucking indestructible

>>15468529
>>15469842
Based

When I was 6 my favourite food was dunking my vegemite toast into a berry smoothy. I still do this to his day cause its a great balance of salty and sweet.

>>15470075
The dose makes the poison, green potatoes don't have enough of that to be dangerous.

>>15450881
A chicken tikka with chili sauce sandwich from subway that had been left in the sun for 24 hours. I could still walk around and do shit but I didn't feel great, constant stomach pain. When you're a poor uni student you gotta take what you can get.

>>15470338
Yeah, I ate a fuckload.

>>15458373
That's literally just for the texture, feel and flavour of the meat.

If its hot enough to cook the meat through its hot enough to kill the harmful shit as well.

>>15469117
>UM ACKSHUALLY
>proceeds to explain how lacking smell can make things taste like nothing

Retard

>>15455089
how the fuck do you wash an egg

>>15470878
in the washing machine, cooks it at the same time too

>>15450881
Raw salmon from a grocery store on a self dare. Didn't end up with parasites or getting sick but INCREDIBLY STUPID thing to do I will not repeat. Even though it tasted wonderful. Not worth the risk.

I mean that was flat out loading a bullet into a gun, spinning it and putting it to my head. Even though it should not have to be said do not do this ever.

Food pantry fish chowder. Kinda tasted plain and weird at the same time, strange. Didnt get sick though.

>>15450881
Dunno as far as dangerous but it tasted like death's asshole. I suppose at 5380 mg of sodium it could be considered dangerous (Yes, I kept the carton and it really is that number.) 245% your RDA, baby!

I have no idea what I was thinking taking it home and tasting it. As far as thinking there would be other flavors than 'salt'. But yeah. Like horrible burning kinds of salty where you felt like if you ate the whole thing it would fuck you way up. I even broke down and rinsed off the noodles to see if I could do anything else with them. Even with that crap rinsed off the noodles were still like downing shots of soy sauce. Perhaps I am just a clueless white guy not in on the joke that 'You are not supposed to use the entire flavor sachet, idiot!' or something.

>>15455197
Literally how do you eat such aggressively spoiled food so frequently?

>>15455966
>I've also eaten cardboard and tasted cleaning products and other chemicala but that's in tiny amounts and done for amusement factor

Well? Give us a breakdown

>>15456726
>trans
>eating other people's food out of the trash at a con

Please tell me more about the lack of mental illness.

>>15450892

>>15469117
Are you ok or are you always this retarded?

grocery store sushi that got recalled

>>15467792
Did he pour shots into that? why did he get them smoking?

>>15464773
I hope you're ready to meet God anon

>>15450881
Undercooked pork sausage in homemade potstickers, like 2 weeks ago. I got sick. Everything else I only eat as long as it's not slimy and passes the smell test.

Kebabs labeled "meat kebabs" at a Chinese buffet. Not to go full /pol/, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't chicken, duck or any other regularly served meat. Felt really weird eating a few and ended up having the worst diarrhea of my life. It was so bad it actually stained the inside of the bowl

>>15471122
Why would you repeatedly state how much of a weak-minded pussy you are?

>>15471463
wtf am i looking at

moldy bread and gas station sushi propably

I ate a container of something I didn't remember once out of my fridge. It had to have been in there at least 5 years. I was super hungry and couldn't leave the house. It was some sort of sauce, maybe a stew that thickened up from mold or something
ate it and blacked out. If I didn't check to make sure I'd have sworn I was shitting out my bones and blood for the next 2 weeks after.

>>15467820
>-emia
But what does it mean?

>>15471591
emia meaning presence in blood

>>15450881
A subway sandwich made by black hands

>>15471536
i mean kebab is usually lamb or mutton,but i wouldn't eat something like that from a chinese place either.

>>15450881
4am döner kebab by some smudgy Bulgarian street cart. It is a miracle I didn't get food poisoning

>>15471548
Fuck off.

>>15471600
How do you get bulemia in your blood?

I once ate blue river crabs that had been in my chest freezer for 10 years as a teenager. They were delicious and I was totally fine.

Chinese chicken from a place near my school. It had the distinct smell of dog meat and made me nauseous after I ate it.

Undercooked pork made by a relative when visiting the US. I just was nauseous and weak for a day, didn't even throw up.

One time I ate monkey, but I wouldn't call it risky because it came from an area without disease and was kept at temperature when it was being served. It was good, though a bit oily because of how it was cooked.

>>15471536
We used to have school lunches when I was growing up. The catering company who made them was on my friend's street. There was also a large pack of stray dogs, 100 or so deep that lived on the street too. Over two years the dog population dwindled then disappeared. On the rotation we would get stewed "turkey". It did not taste or look anything like turkey. I ate it several times and didn't care that it wasn't turkey. This is why I can identify dog meat without fail.

>>15466140
those machines are never cleaned, at least that I've seen in the 4 years I've worked at a quick stop

>>15471654
Just saying you took a slight risk, and acted like you just free-climbed the Eiffel tower, on top of saying at least 3 times how you'll never do it again despite turning out completely fine. You're a scaredy bitch and need to get over yourself if you want to actually live.

>>15471656
>It had the distinct smell of dog meat
You know what I'm gonna ask.

>>15471680
If you had read my entire post you would see that it was because they put dog meat in the school lunches and pretended it was turkey. No I am not Chinese lol, I'm from the Caribbean.

>>15471685
Damn, couldn't delete quick enough. Also, as an actual Caribbean resident, what's your favorite rum?

>>15471692
Angostura 1824 but I'm poor so I drink their Single Barrel which is amazing in it's own way. I also really like the Ron Zacapa Edicion Negra. Pyrat is pretty good as is El Dorado, though I prefer their 15 year and older.

>>15471721
Thx based Caribbro, I'll keep an eye out for those

>>15471692
Oh and Mount Gay's lmited edition pot still rum from last year is delicious

>>15471730
You can't get Single Barrel outside of the country where it is made. They can't even keep up with local demand because it is so good. The 1824 is also not available in the US but you can get the others.there. If you live in Europe you might find the 1824, but they send very few bottles out there so if you see it grab them.

>>15471561
Really fresh beef that they threw salt on

>>15450881
I tried some vegan something.