/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15432728
for me, it’s Big dinner

>>15432728
You've killed everything on that plate.

>>15432733
Hell yeah brother. I’m definitely a 1 meal a day, maybe a snack in between, kinda guy.

I get to eat pretty much whatever i want, and maintain weight. I’ll typically be just as hungry at the end of the day, regardless of if I had 2 meals in between or just a banana and some OJ in the morning, or nothing at all. And it’s really difficult to eat more than 2,000 cal in a meal if you’re not guzzling soda.

I don’t work on a farm, I’m not burning calories at a high rate. I have a work from home/office job. If I lift/work out I’ll probably eat something beforehand, but otherwise it’s just big dinner.

I tend to feel bloated and shitty if i eat several meals throughout the day without a ton of physical activity to help burn it off.

>>15432728
Then why can't you put a bit more effort in

>>15432728
Not even an airport-quality breakfast. Try again.

>>15432728
Here's what I whipped up this morning in the cast iron.

you guys should try side pork, i like it more than bacon

>>15433967
Thanks mate *grabs plate and walks into living room*

>>15432728
And yet you decided to cook crap

>>15432728
>Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
actually a lie but I like breakfast and yours looks good OP

>>15434110
what are you jewish

>>15433967
Looks good bro, but is cast iron a meme?

It's been so long since I had a good breakfast. I just don't have the time on weekdays and wake up too late on weekends.

>>15434114
It looks like shit anon, even the toast looks sad

>>15434112
>actually a lie
zoom zoom

/fit/ reporting in

>>15434388
Why are American sausages so thin?
These are proper sausages.

>>15434400
Because they're breakfast sausages. In the land of the free we have large and small sausages. What a novel concept huh?

>>15434406
What differences are there in the pigs for breakfast & other meals?

>>15434406
why would you want small sausages retard. I bet if you ever had a daughter she'd be an anorexic whore

>>15434400
idk but they cook faster so I'm ok with it

>>15434158
Is a durable non-stick pan that you can safely use metal utensils on, cook stove top, in the oven, or over a fire a meme? I think not.

>>15434388
>Lord of the Rings
>The Beatles
Uhhhh? Hello, based department??

>>15432733
>>15433899
1 meal big dinner gang rise up

>>15434109
I typically use higher quality bacon and sausage, this is some shit that's been sitting in my freezer from about 8 months ago when I stocked up when the stores were swamped from people freaking over covid. The eggs are farm fresh, and cooked medium, the toast is potato bread.

>>15432728
fun fact: if you eat a breakfast like this everyday you are destined for high cholesterol and heart failure in your senior years

>>15434109
Get back here cocksucker

>>15434528
>Wake up
>eat breakfast
>work out
>skip lunch
>eat dinner
>work out

This keeps your eating window within 12 hour period. Effectively fasting for 12+ hours a day if you don't consoom soda and snacks like a tard.

>>15434528
>in your senior years
way to go out on a limb kiddo

>>15434556
>

>>15432728
9/10, you miss a point for not having buttered and jellied toast. Otherwise it looks like something I would smash the fuck out of 2 plates of and ask for one more for the road, brother

>>15433857
i wouldnt want to eat bacon and eggs thats still alive

>>15434528
just like every boomer who has lived to 70+

who here /scrambled eggs/?
im drunk right now /ck/ love you all and ill cook scrambled eggs soon and show you all
love you bros

>>15435186
shutup degenerate

My little electric skillet has done alright.

>>15435186
Scrambled eggs have their time and place, but medium eggs are superior. I would suggest an omelet before scrambled, but if that's what you want, by all means make it. I like Pepin's take on scrambled eggs.

https://youtu.be/bqKq0bQHnZU

>>15435421
Could you, like, maybe not burn at least one of the things on your plate?

>>15434424
because they take as much time to cook as hash browns
regular sausages take 15 minutes or more
brits can't cook a breakfast without multiple trips to the broiler
americans can cook breakfast in 10 minutes on a flat top

>>15435451
not calling Pepin out, but loose scrambled eggs aren't my bag

ketchup on eggs
y/n?

>>15435537
Seems the clumped up kind get to dried out, hard to find someone to do them right.

>>15435558
For me? No. I like tabasco sauce on mine.

Breakfast isnt the most important meal of the day in fact its the most damaging, firstly that lie was created by cereal companies to sell their garbage grains to kids by making their mothers think its healthy, secondly your ancestors would spend the most of their morning hunting right after they woke up to get food and then eat it later. Making your digestive system start working by eating shitty grains as soon as you wake up wreaks havoc on your internals as you make it a habit.

>>15435421
You can have electric skillets in prison?

>>15435558
Mayo is better

>>15434406
>Land of the free
Not anymore it isn't, LMAO.

>>15433967
>>15432728
Why are yanks allergic to butter on toast?

>>15436183
>Egg on eggs

>>15436199
Butter? BUTTER? BUTTER!? You cook the fucking bacon in the cast iron and you toast the bread in the bacon grease soaked cast iron. It's so fucking simple it eludes you pompous fucks.

>>15435592
you're supposed to eat them pretty fresh out of the pan, not in a steam table

>>15436227
Bread looks so very dry, but on some butter

>>15436239
Steam table? Faggot its the last thing I cook. You heat up the plate in the oven put just over easy eggs on hot plate, they turn medium, while you toast the bacon grease delight

>>15436199
Because they used it all in their coffee

>>15432728
Yes if you're doing heavy physical labor for the rest of the day.

>>15432728
>>15433967
>>15434388
>>15435421

Holy shit, how difficult is it to actually cook an egg. Four egg monstrosities in row here.

Jesus and two of you can't even do toast right. Fuck me. All you have to do is put it in a toaster put the heat setting on correctly and press down. Then once it pops you spread butter on it.....

>breakfast

>>15436227
Sure this is another option that works well. Still doesn't get away from the fact that both attempts at toast posted so far are awful.

>>15436681
Retard my eggs this morning where a perfect medium

>>15436681
post your eggs then faggot
all talk but no show

>>15436699
Retard my toast this morning was fucking great

>>15432733
>>15433899
This is my big dinner (along with a berry and banana smoothie), for breakfast I have a protein bar and a tin of deenz for lunch.

>>15436210
Yes.

>>15435558
Yes. Mustard is also really good with hard-boiled eggs

>>15432728
make more eg- wait what

>>15432733
>>15433899
>>15434515
Exactly. Shit, eating a breakfast just puts my ass to sleep when I need to get to the office and work. Black coffee and get about the day. Skip lunch so you aren't sleepy by 2 PM, too.

>>15438512
and pickled mustard eggs are good too

>>15434528
Working man's gotta eat, it's not for everyone.

>>15434400
Why are your sausages so tiny British boy?

>>15432728
>>15436727
based carnivorebrudis
10/10

more like the most important meal of the gay amirite

>>15438512
what mustard is best?

>>15436681
>Fuck me
You gave yourself away here, Ramsey

>>15439899
>pickled mustard eggs
Thank you for showing me this.

>>15432728
i always skip it and i feel great throughout the day. i guess i don't wake up looking forward to the trough immediately

>>15440574
i hate americans on here
t. american

>>15439933
you're overweight and you know it
>t. gangly and stronger than you

>>15443239
You’re a faggot bro.

>>15432728
breakfast is easily the third or fourth most important meal of the day, just slightly ahead of lunch.

>>15443253
Post lifts, bitchtits.

brekkie for dinner, lads

>>15443929
god damn are you going to eat some drywall with all that dryass shit? what i'm saying is everything looks dry

>>15443935
i like to be able to hammer nails with my toast

>>15443941

>>15443929
That shit is really dry, like really fucking dry. Fix yourself.

>>15436186

>>15435929
My breakfast consists of eggs

>>15432728
Do American's really?

>>15432728
>no deenz
>no beenz
>not even a speck of spam
what did he mean by this

>>15434388
>johnsonville sausages
absolutely based

>>15435929
I do get indigestion if I eat before 10a, interesting

>>15443935
>>15444106
dont be mean

Ah, time for some more breakfast

mmmm, bekfast

>>15444278
they're not being mean, that shit is dry as a fucking desert

>>15432728
Missed opportunity not putting the bacon and eggs between buttered toast and having a little of everything everything for the perfect bite.

>>15434388
>keto breakfast
>Lord of The Rings Special Edition
>Black coffee in a Beatles Mug.
Based, would lift with.

>>15444284
my dog puked up earlier and it looks just like this

>>15444284
chili on eggs? Frickin wildman

For me it's an everything bagel with lox, cream cheese, tomato, cucumber, red onion, capers, and chives

>>15444332
it was quite tasty

>>15432728
waste of cals i skip it

>>15435929
Breakfast has existed for millennia and it's not limited to cereal. If you're a fucking lardass that needs to skip meals to lose weight, that's good and all, but skip for yourself and don't make shit up. I have breakfast everyday and my gut is fine.
Btw, breakfast skippers are more likely to be obese than people who have breakfast.

>>15435929
>Making your digestive system start working by eating shitty grains as soon as you wake up wreaks havoc on your internals as you make it a habit.
Source?

>>15445821
My ass

>>15432728
Keep trying dr Schlomowski

>>15434388
cringe

>>15435558
Probably the only thing ketchu is good for besides meatloaf.

>>15444284
This made me believe in a god.

>>15435558
Only to make overcooked scrambled eggs edible, but even then salsa is better

>>15432728
my stupid stomach cant handle food in the morning even though I feel hungry

How about breakfast but I eat it at lunch time because my metabolism is fucked (or the part that has to do with mood regulation and just general mental health is at least) and pseudo-intermittent fasting fixes it?

Just grab the cheapest cereal you can find and drop some cow juice on it, lol. What's with these atherosclerosis inducing breakfasts.

>>15447799
>atherosclerosis inducing breakfasts
What did he mean by this?

>>15432728
Why do only fat people eat big breakfasts?

>>15448143
>picture over a year old
>still not rotated correctly
shame you didn't eat, choke and then die

>>15446683
>muh mental health
stop being a bitch

>>15432728
indeed. heres what i made the other day for my lovely husband.

>>15448620
I'd divorce you on account of those raisins in the granola.

>>15448620
You've already been fucked by life so AIDS would be a godsend.

>>15448620
>Nothing but carbs
Why

>>15448688
Guess not everybody likes raisins D:
>>15448693
Why so mad?
>>15448727
We don’t really eat meat here. That’s a very fit breakfast And it’s all good carbs.

>>15432728
Your mum

>>15448768
Not mad just don't like poofs.

>>15436681
Most of the retards on this board are terrible at cooking. You're just realizing this now?

>>15448799
Ah haha!!
We’re a heterosexual couple

Can someone tell me a healthy breakfast that will keep me full for longer than an hour? I usually eat cereal (which has a lot of sugar, even the adult stuff like honey bunches), oatmeal (i add brown sugar to plain oatmeal) or a banana + peanut butter.

Any other suggestions?

>>15448813
>We're
speak for yourself, obviously you are

>>15433899
I eat fucking bullshit all day long, literally just whatever the fuck I feel like whenever I feel like it, and I guarantee I would fuck you in literally any athletic endeavor with relative ease

>>15449172
I had a good one this morning. Eggy toast with a can of sardines on top alongside a can of pineapple slices (in juice, not syrup). Six hours later I still feel nourished.

>>15432728
Good nutrition but not good cooking. Eggs look decently cooked but it appears as though you seasoned them before cooking which is wrong, you didn’t put enough black pepper on them, and they’re dry as boot leather. Doesn’t look like there’s any butter on the toast. And the bacon is clearly over cooked. The theme here seems to be: dry. That said at least you’re not some faggot who “fasts.”

>>15449218
>eggy toast
Kys

>>15432733
hundo pp this
plus supper then snack

>>15449172
Yogurt. A cup of plain yogurt sweeten to taste if need be with honey, throw some blueberries or strawberries or whatever in a ziplock baggie and sorta half-crush them, then mix into yogurt. Great low sugar breakfast that has a little protein and fat and some antioxidants and tastes pretty good and is quick and easy to do.

>>15432728
>Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
Not, its not

>>15435558
I dont like personally

>>15435929
based and saturated fat pilled

>>15448620
holly molly the sugar

Anyone from Ireland here? I was over there not too long ago, and im not a big breakfast person but I had Denny brand sausages and they were bomb.

wish hotels would serve better breakfasts

>>15432728

Breakfast is for plebs
It's fast all day and after a 10+ hour shift eat a single massive meal master race for me

>>15451449
that sounds like 10 hours of torture every day
why

fried egg, bacon sausage patty, sharp cheddar
helped my hangover

>>15451229
hi Kelly

>take bite of fried-egg bagel
>egg yoke runs through bagel hole onto beard
>get mad
>still make egg-bagels with runny yokes all the time
Everything bagels are too good and runny yokes are too good. There must be a solution for this. Do they make bagels without holes?

>>15436199
non american here, why would you bother with the butter when you've got bacon and eggs?

Made this just now

>>15452808
Plug the hole with a slice of cheese frend

>>15443268
No, those are meatballs. Anon is a retard.

>>15453456
raw potato and dry toast does not look so great, good effort though

>>15453456
>>15453590
Agreed. Add annato, cayenne, paprika, garlic and parsley (salt n pepper of course) to give that rich red color and flavoring to set it apart from the toast.

>>15453600
>annato
BASED DEPARTMENT

>>15453456
doesn't even look like breakfast, just a glorified brunch

>>15434388
Is coffee good for you?

>>15434109
Hate it when that happens.

>>15432728

A meal i usually skip with a coffee or other beverage.

I agree. I eat steak and eggs for breakfast on Sundays

>>15455066
jesus christ there's more fuckin oil on that plate than in saudi arabia

>>15450691
Go to better hotels.

>>15434388
>why yes my shits are hard as stone how did you know?

>>15451229
Classily

tomorrow morning can't come soon enough

>>15455537
Its steak fat. Its good.

>>15455655
Do you eat the whole fish whole? And is that beer for your breakfast?

My breakfast consists of fresh vegetables, miso soup, yogurt, water, and tea. Don't fall for the Amerilard breakfast meme

>>15455995
You forgot to mention the cum

from the other day

>>15456080
>another non-butterer
what's up with you people

>>15456090

i got enough calories with the bread as is. and i keep my butter in the fridge and dont want to tear the bread up.

>>15439899
I'll be making these next time I get eggs

>>15455901
>he doesn't drink down a fuzzy before starting his day
Ngmi, m8.

>>15449249
KYS?
Kiss your sister?

>>15456100
>butter
>in the FRIDGE
do am*ricans REALLY?

>>15456167
Only do that on days I start with lunch.
Workdays start with adderall. It doesn't mix well with alcohol.

>>15456198
says the lardo who puts butter on everything

>>15433967
what's the deal with the tea?

>>15434388
one of the lesser Beatles albums.

>>15455877
looks amazing

OP breakfast

The butter is on the inside of the toast

For me it's pic related

>>15456360
yeah? of course I do. I swap it out for oil in basically any recipe. Rather than nasty hydrogenated garbage gutter oils, I use butter. What, scared of some healthy fats? Globo Homo made you think sugar is OK and fat is big bad evil?

>>15433857
yea FUCK that bread

>>15455655
mfw

>>15456380
I have a 4 set of these beatles mugs but I will say Abbey Road is my personal favorite, although admittedly I don't listen to them all that much anymore

>>15443929
Pretty that's vegan meat/egg substitutes

>>15434388
Hey really solid looking breakfast. Do you have a GF to share that with??

>>15432728
i made mcchickens

I just made this. A little late for breakfast but im a retard

>>15458891
Good looking big macs right there
How do they compare?

>>15458991
they always turn out a bit greasy from frying the egg and muffin in the sausage grease, but still tasty

>>15434400
American here. There’s a place near me owned by a dude from Liverpool who brags that he serves “proper English sausages”.
Shit is definitely cash.
I have a coworker from Leeds who says “they aren’t that great”.
When I mentioned that to the owner, he said “He’s from Leeds. Fuck him, and fuck anything that comes out of his mouth.”

I’m inclined to believe the restaurant owner, as he’s bro as fuck. Whereas my colleague from Leeds is much more of a limp-waisted faggot sort.

>>15459927
basic but done well

>>15432728
I made pancakes for the first time in a while then threw up on my restroom floor and shat liquid

>>15461223
A girl made pancakes at my house once and then threw up all over my bathroom and left without cleaning it up or telling me. Weird broad

>>15458080
https://youtu.be/J7uyGbfwVjw

This is you

>>15452707
Its not bad, if you’re not a fat ass.

>>15433917
Massive faggot

>>15432733
Anyone else do a "snack" for breakfast and then big dinner? Can't run on empty but something like a peanut butter sandwich or a meal replacement bar and I can go until night without eating again

>>15460247
That was a fun story.

I don't really have anything to add, but I thought you should know that.

hey #girls when i get totally crunk and i need to cure my hangover, i whip up some scrambies with a few pieces of artisan rye toast and a tall glass of #farmfresh OJ! on my cheat days i throw a little shredded cheese into my scrambies... yum!! #breakfastinbed #morningvibes #cheatday

>>15449172
Do oatmeal with a good amount of ground turkey instead of traditional breakfast meats.

>>15460247
>Shit is definitely cash.

>>15464782
I don’t think your memeing makes any sense in the context.
Poorly memed, my friend.

>>15456376
I have tea when I first wake up, I have coffee when I go to work.

>>15458828
you called it

I eat a pound of ground beef cooked as is in a bowl, and a handful of oranges/apples/berries/ect whatever I have on hand every morning. Sometimes I will have a lizard if it is available outside and small enough. That is what I do.
AMA.

>>15435558
Hot sauce is better. It's almost cheating how well eggs and hot sauce go together.

Just got done eating steak and eggs for dinner, shame I missed the eggs thread.

perfect way to start the day

Breakfast is a scam pushed by jew farmers who think they can trick us into eating their subpar quality harvest. No thanks farmer JEW, I don't even have an appetite when I wake up. Dirty jews and retarded cumskins are a match made in heaven. Fuck them both to the depths of hell.

>>15467143
Hey now, the white hatred is legitimate, but cool it with the antisemitism

>>15464096
massive cope
i wouldn't feed that plate to my dog

>>15436210
ever heard of eggs benedict ya fucking dip?

>>15455655
looks like shit
gtfo and kys

if ever anyone needed proof that ck can't cook for shit this thread is it

>>15433917
I had this at an airport. Bretty gud.

>>15432728
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day to skip and fast instead.

>>15444284
>t.

>>15467061
the coke makes me seethe like you wouldn't believe

>>15470236
got a big test today! wish me luck

>>15470416
i was mad but this just makes me really depressed for some reason. everything in that plate just makes me feel desolate and hollow inside

>>15444318
finally some actual fuckin bukfus

>>15470416
probably an AIDS test juding by that picture

>>15433899
I always get tired after eating so eating a big meal in the evening is satisfying.

I am an alcoholic, though, and spend the rest of the day drinking.

>>15448768
>carbs
Carbs are carbs. They're not different because they appear in different foods. That there is way more carbs than any person should eat in one sitting. Eat more dairy

>>15449172
Any kind of dairy. Make your oatmeal with milk and then mix in some yogurt

>>15470429
dont be dramatic anon, it's just food
>>15470448
nope, it's a praxis test

>wake up around 6 on Saturday morning
>throw my laundry in the washing machine
>hang it out to dry just before 7
>walk through the city, still early enough barely anyone is on the streets
>get to cafe just as it opens
>enjoy a violently overpriced breakfast that I can afford because my rent is dirt cheap
>once other customers start showing up, head out to do some window shopping or check out new exhibits at local museums
Comfiest mornings of my life.

>>15434528
can you show some of those facts?

>>15445807
I remain hungry throughout the day if I eat breakfast. If I plan to work hard outside, I can go till 2 in the afternoon before I need a meal.

>>15432728

The bacon and toast look okay, but those eggs look miserable. What' did you do to them?

>>15472762
literally the opposite IMO
bacon looks overdone and toast looks plain af, but eggs seem pretty nice and moist

>>15434109
goddamn it stop taking my food you asshole

>>15473120
*holds up spork* no