/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15441600
imagine depriving yourself of seared beef texture so you can eat the butcher's castoffs raw lmao

>>15441613
have you tried it ?

wild animals dont cook meat so why should you

>>15441600
I prefer to make mine into meatballs and smash them flat on my griddle so they get that crunch caramelized exterior but the inside is tender and juicy, I find it enhances the flavor of the meat while simultaneously giving it depth in texture since you have a very slight crunch biting into it but then it's just delicious squishy beef.

>>15441656
wild animals don't use cell phones

>>15441666
this the only time someone has responded positively to me trying to redpill cu/ck/s on burgers

>>15441656
wild animals also don't die nearly as frequently to consuming said meat

>>15441666
smash burgers are god tier, 10/10 and would recommend. absolutely torch the outside with high heat as fast as possible, and don't let the inside cook too much

>>15441673
why haven't i died yet ?
i've been doing this months

pic rel

>>15441600
I like cooked burgers

>>15441600
oh look its the anon with the nasty keyboard and his even nastier "burgers"

>>15441687
cucked burgers as i like to call them

>>15441696
wow at last I see the light now I will eat raw burger meat

NOT

>>15441684
People's digestive tracts work differently, I knew a guy who did nothing but devour raw beef all the time. Foodborne illness is a retarded myth perpetuated by the FDA as a way to mitigate lawsuits so I mean you're not wrong in saying you have a way you like a burger, I just happen to like mine warmed through

I will probably give your method a shot if nothing else though, almost everything is worth trying once

>>15441666
This never works for me. I smash them as flat as I possibly can and they always rebound and wind up near burnt by the time the interior is done.

>>15441703
warm em in the microwave for 10 seconds

>>15441600
Cook that shit negro

>>15441666
Fucking rights, greasy smash burgers are where its at

>>15441703
>Foodborne illness is a retarded myth perpetuated by the FDA as a way to mitigate lawsuits

>>15441600

What's up with the soda cup lids stacked under your monitor?

>>15441703
If there's no such thing as foodborne illness, what would they be getting sued over in the first place

>>15441600
So a tartare burger?

>>15441684
Check out how many fuckin pubes on on this guys keyboard
gross dude

>>15441703
>Foodborne illness is a retarded myth perpetuated by the FDA

As someone who has had severe food poisoning and also as someone who understands statistics I can't express to you just how fucking retarded and incorrect you are.

>no maillard reaction
This is objectivly wrong. Also not accounting the fact that someone dirty like you (Seriously, whats with the soda lids??) Is most likely using cheap ground beef so enjoy that food poisoning when your luck runs out.

>>15441600
>”...and fart, they must be combined.”
Was ist das, Anon?

>>15442853
>listen to science guys!!!

>>15441600
you are worthless pond scum and i look down on you like i do an animal

>>15442840
imagine the smell

>>15441712
use a large iron griddle, nonstick is reasonable for this. use butter, it shows you how hot the griddle is. toast bread on the griddle before the burgers, this tells you how hot the griddle will be before you throw on the meat. place 4 balls, depends on size and thickness, on the griddle and then immediately smash when done placing. wait a minute, if the first side is done the pink side (facing you) will have pink juices pouring up while the sides will be brown. scrape up the burger using a metal spatula, but flp it upside down first. this gives you a good leverage/scraping surface than having the spatula up right. flip the patty and wait a minute. check the sides for color and then serve.

>>15442840
This was my keyboard when I recently cleaned it for the first time in about 5 years.

:DDDDD

>>15441703
Food poisoning isn't a myth, but it might as well be. Your chances of getting sick from raw or undercooked meats in a first world country are incredibly low. I've been eating rare pork for years and never gotten sick.

This guy has been posting this shit for about a year. He's a well known troll newfags. He has no girlfriend no friends and no life. He thrived off of all the yous and attention newfags shower him with. Stop engaging this man. You are encouraging a mentally ill person. Stop.

>>15441656
Most wild animals also dont eat anything they didn't see die with their own eyes. Humans eat carrion anon, via advanced anti-spoilage methods. You try to eat old meat in the wild you fucking die.

>>15444476
Rare pork doesnt cause food poisoning, it causes trichinosis. Enjoy your brain worms, fag.

>>15441703
>foodborne illness is a myth
Okay, schizo. I was in the hospital 2 years ago with hepatitis a from eating some frozen berries that some shit covered bum in the packing room handled, but my jaundice was “just a myth, bro” and the simpsons is a live action show.

Pic related
>in b4 sneed

>>15442898
>science is fake! Listen to infographs on the politics board of an anime site for all necessary information!
Shouldn’t you be out teaching a flat earth lecture?

>>15441613
Seared bite

>>15445084
Is that you, Lurch?

>>15445084
lol pussy

>>15444532
im such a chad that i get condemmed from other imageboard, cope harder

>>15441600
post more of the girl in the background

>>15442961
good lord, do you shave on your computer or what?

>>15445255
Keep in mind this was many years of build-up, but it's a combination of occasionally getting pubes on the keyboard + me actively balding so small amounts of hair are constantly falling on my desk.

>>15445191
A Chad would be accepted everywhere, stop coping because no one likes eating your raw shit burgers

>>15441600
Reminder of the general hygienic state of most American grocery stores. Just think about that when you're eating this. Not just the employees, but the customers too, who care even less about hygiene and will leave raw meats on the shelves in the cereal aisle. Then the employees probably just put it back on the shelf

>>15442961
nigga do you shave while hovering over your keyboard or some shit?

>>15441600
Why is this board so fucking autistic?

>>15445084
>>15442853

Sorry but you're just genetic trash, yeah people like you would have died without modern medicine but it would have been a good thing for the human race

>>15441684
>disgusting keyboard
>lazy to cook burgers eats them raw
>gross desk
please die, I can tell by this picture that your house is prob a pigsty

>>15441703
Yeah that's bullshit. I got UC from a hamburger and shit blood for a good two weeks.

>>15445850
You have a pube covered keyboard and are eating raw beef that probably someone sat and farted on in the grocery store. You're superior to nothing.

>>15441656
wild animals eat meat they just killed 2 minutes ago

>>15441656
wild animals get shitloads of parasites

>>15441600
>Microwave

I'm sorry you're afraid of fire and hot grease makes you bleed profusely. Have you ever considered setting the over at 350F and turning them over within 6-8 minutes per side?

>>15441684
Tomorrow you're gonna feel it.