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15435936 No.15435936[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Will the waitress think I'm gay if I order a croque madame?

>> No.15435942

Yes.

>> No.15435949

>>15435936
Yes
And when the customers notice it too they will have a good ol fashioned faggot lynching

>> No.15435950

>>15435936
When she repeats your order back, say "no, I said I would like your crotch, madame." Works every time.

>> No.15435995

>>15435936
just say "no homo" after the order and you'll be fine, anon.

>> No.15435999

>>15435936
less faggy than a croque monseiur

>> No.15436086
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>>15435950

>> No.15436324

>>15435936
u gay bitch

>> No.15436330

>>15435936
They don't care about you enough to have that kind of opinion.

>> No.15436335

>>15435936
She would probably think so walking over to your table, just by looking at you.

>> No.15436337

>>15435999
Trips of validity

>> No.15436348

>>15435936
I only eat at places with numbered menus specifically to avoid this, OP

>> No.15436350

Adding an egg to anything is based.
Make sure you eat it with your hands to retain masculinity

>> No.15436394

>>15435936
Say you want a crow-kay mad-am.