/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15419350
This is a real thing? I'll pass. I like frying my own eggs too much, plus that just seems like a first-class ticket to food poisoning.

>>15419350
I don't know how to open an egg. There's no pull tab.

>>15419350
it takes 80 seconds to make an over medium egg
it'd probably take 10 seconds to reheat this and have an overcooked piece of shit
i'd rather take the 70 extra seconds and save my 2000 third world currency units

>>15419350
Do Paraguayans really?

Why not?
I could put it on a slice of my frozen microwaveable toast.

>>15419377
>80 seconds
>10 more seconds on top of that.
It literally takes me 5 seconds to ApplePay, and that’s counting the 3 extra seconds for typing in my password because facial recognition doesn’t work with my COVID mask.
I’ll be enjoying my egg a full minute before you. Checkmate.

Done it at restaurants a hundred times.

>>15419386
"enjoying" maybe a little strong here

>>15419350
No. I have soul.

No, it's gross and they always over charge.
I'd add an egg to a meal in a restaurant if it wasn't a ridiculous price

imagine being such nigger cattle you can't take the minute to fry an egg

>>15419728
>Niggercattle
What does that even mean
Fuck I swear you probably don't even know what you say anymore or why you say it, all you can do is spout buzzwords

>>15419740
welcome to 4chan enjoy your stay

>>15419740
It's the non-PC way to say "Black Bull".

>>15419740
Niggercattle means consumerist slave.

>>15419350
Dont have heat or cooking utensils

>>15420258
If you invested in those purchases, you'd be paid back several times over in the saving made from not having to buy overpriced pre-prepared and packaged garbage. Investment in your health as well.

>>15419350
Only if it is in an english muffin or biscuit with some sausage in there too.

>>15419350
God no

>>15419350
Its obviously made for people that are picking up lunch at the grocery store.

>>15419350
Fastest way to make double-fried eggs.

No the only time I ever got food poisoning was from eggs and it was horrible.

>>15419740

>>15420433
Exactly. Still pretty silly I guess but if they're selling it someone's buying.

>>15419350
I prefer my pre-cooked egg scrambled and shelf-stable.

>>15419750
negroid bovine

>>15419350
hell no

>>15419386
You eat it behind the cashier? You truly are a magnificent human being.

>>15423681
>not eating your egg while waiting in line then getting the cashier to scan the empty package

>>15423687

>>15419350
Pre-fried eggs are like when you put used womens' panties in your shoes and walk around without socks all day without telling anybody, so it's like your personal sexy little secret. Personally, I'm not on board with pre-fried eggs, and I'm not sure how you would reheat it without overcooking it. I'm not really sure who the market for this product is.

>>15423687
I get a big sack of tendies from Walmart and walk around the store eating them all and stashing the bag in an empty storage container in the home storage area. Free tendies are best tendies

>>15419740
fuck off newfag

>>15423750
Good, fuck Walmart

>>15423720
wtf bros i'm turned on by prefried eggs???

>>15423654
Which Michelin star restaurant is this?