/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15414483
Sausage, green pepper, and onion
or maybe
Sausage, roasted red pepper, and onion
or
roasted garlic, anchovy, and green olive
or
pepperoni, pineapple, green pepper, jalapeno

>>15414483
Fucked in the ass

>>15414483
Large TRT, add anchovies. It's a sloppy mess with too many toppings, but god damn it does a man good.

What were you drinking?
Wine - veggie toppings to counteract the hangover of fermented fruit. It is a yin/yang balance.
Spirits - all the meats to plug your intestine and stop the liquor-shits.
Beer - extra cheese with whatever toppings. Also breadsticks on the side, because I said so.

>>15414496
Andre's Special Pizza - Intelligent Tomato Solutions

>>15414496
>anchovies
>baby clams
>smoked oyster
>escargot
Sweet mother of fuck that sounds like a great pizza joint.

>>15414488
>Sausage, green pepper, and onion
That actually sounds pretty good.
>>15414503
Beer.
>>15414511
I'm all for seafood, but keep it the fuck away from pizza.

>>15414483
>>15414496
>american (((pizza)))

oh god this one place by my house does spaghett and meatbol pizza. What the fuck lol

>>15414517
>never had a crab pizza
Don’t knock it til you try it

>>15414519
Literally the best in the world, fagboi. That’s why we export it to lesser nations.

>>15414524
>crab pizza
>hungover
I might actually throw up. PLaces don't open till 11, might as well go shave.

>>15414524
>best in the world
Amerisharts are something else

There's a Domino's nearby are those any good? I don't know if I've ever had domino's.

>>15414548
You don't have any local pizza places?

>>15414519
It's a restaurant run by a Greek-Canadian family, but sure.

I wish some Japanese pizza chains would expand to the west

>>15414549
Oh there are plenty, I just never had Dominos.

>>15414496
>create your own favourite pizza
alright lets see let me get some beef some chicken some foie gras some mustard some broccoli some pears and some bbq sauce oyster sauce worcestershire sauce and some sesame seeds with a cumquat

>>15414554
It's not great.

>>15414545
Where do you live, fag?
I’d like to compare how many American chains are in your country, vs how many of yours are here.

>>15414557
>asking for an anons location just so you can travel there to eat even more shitty pizza
Holy fuck do americans really

>>15414579
Answer the question.

Alright about to order a large pepperoni, sausage, hamburg, mushroom, onion and pepper with extra cheese.

Good?

>>15414601
There's no need for 3 different meats and 3 different vegetables.

>>15414605
Go fuck yourself it's a free country. The deed is done. Gonna go pick it up in a bit.

>>15414552
>shellfish in pizza
That looks retarded.

>>15414605
>t. Eats plain cheese pizza

>>15414625
Nah, it’s half the fun. You eat the pizza and spit the shells like with sunflower seeds.

>>15414483
>What am I getting?
fat

but also, which pizza joint are you ordering from?

>>15414641
fucking unbelievable how weebs excuse anything japan does thinking loyalty is going to earn you japanese genetics. you're never going to be japanese you slob.

that looks disgusting as fuck.

>>15414483
A 7 mile run

>>15414625
At first it sounds weird, but if you bake clams on pizza they release sweet briny juices on the dough. You're already eating with your hands, it's a small thing to pick the shells off later.

>>15414557
Not him, but never seen an american pizza chain in my country we have great joints of our own, no need for crappy ford like mass production pizza.
Only crap you people export are mcdonald's or burger king and those are already shit tier

>>15414597
I'm doing your already lard clogged arteries a favour

>>15414653
Did you really just get that mad over an obvious joke?

>>15414738
>mcdonald's or burger king
And each one is like a little US Embassy, making sure you behave like a good boy.

Success. A little thin for my liking, but tastes amazing.
>>15414641
YEah I don't want to have to pick shit off my pizza to enjoy it. Japs don't know pizza, mayo and corn doesn't go on it either.
>>15414648
It's just a local joint close by.
>>15414655
Yeah I'm definitely going on a bike ride in a couple hours.
>>15414703
no

>>15414757
>mayo and corn doesn't go on it either.
I’m not a fan of the corn. But if you’ve never tried a small drizzle of mayo on your pizza, you’re depriving yourself.
Not even joking. Try one bite and you can thank me later.

>>15414765
I've tried it. In Japan. It's shit. Japs do some foods very well. Pizza's not one of them.

>>15414738
>Not him, but never seen an american pizza chain in my country we have great joints of our own
Really? You don't have a Domino's Pizza franchise in your country, but claim to have quality pizza restaurants otherwise... I'm having a hard time guessing where you might be from.

>>15414744
>caught one, boys!
Did you? lol!

>>15414757
Pepperoni, Italian sausage, salami, linguica, mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olive.

It's so good.

>>15414772
>doesn’t live in Democratic People’s Republic of Korea
>doesn’t enjoy his ration slice of glorious People’s Pizza, made with recipes invented by Dear Leader Comrade himself
Enjoy your shitty western imperialist pizza, yankee devil.

>>15414821
Does North Korea even have pizza? Serious question.

>>15414825
Yes

>>15414825
The answer is yes.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/ezkvg4/munchies-in-north-korea-a-visit-to-pyongyangs-newest-pizza-joint

>>15414821
>>15414825
Apparently there's a famous Pyongyang restaurant called "Italy Pizza". Shows up in propaganda pics occasionally.

>>15414837
>>15414838
>hivemind down to the second

>>15414846
you're just envious as fuck and we all know it but you don't. You'll never taste the most glorious pizza ever created.

>>15414825
So it seems. So it seems.

>>15414852
I was just pointing out the oddity.

>>15414854
Too slow for the hivemind, iToddler.

>>15414858
>implying it’s a race
But anon, I was busy looking for the menu
>iToddler
I’m not going to actually sit at a computer just to post on a Siberian curry forum.

>>15414854
>>15414838
>>15414837
This is wild.
https://youtu.be/9BNN4tlBy-g?t=179

>>15414854
>>15414825
>>15414821
there was a super cool story, about NK's pizza, apparently Kim yong il himself made some chefs be trained in NK to make pizza by Italian pizza makers. Not happy with the end result he sent the chefs to italy to learn properly. So NK's pizza is Kim Yong Il approved.

>>15414905
a bit dissapointed by their reinterpretation 2bh

Why can’t Italy make Italian food as good as North Korea can?

>>15414920
I mean it's North Korea, what do you expect?
>>15414906
You know as hilarious as the idea of NK's top leadership is, it's so goddamn depressing. I had a dream I woke up in NK and I can still remember the feeling of hopelessness.

>>15414899
this looks way better than:
>>15414905

So anyway OP, what are you going to order? Share with us.

>>15414837
>>15414854
>Cutie on the left needs to be smuggled across the border
Just think, your very own Norkfu, depending on you to teach her the ways of the modern world, and expressing her love for you with her handcrafted pizza, as pizza-maiden was her government-assigned role at birth, and it’s literally her only skill.

>>15414483
>I'm hung
no need to brag!!!! Lolololooololol (penis joke)

>>15414637
No. 3-4 toppings is plenty.

>>15414483
Bacon and gorgonzola

>>15414483
for me it is:
. minced beef
. bacon
. onions
. red pepper
. corn
. tons of BBQ sauce

>>15414965
I already ordered and ate a few slices like half an hour ago.

Got a large pepperoni, sausage, hamburg, mushroom, onion and pepper with extra cheese and a 2L of Coke.

>>15414970
T.

>>15415002
Absolutely trash
8/10 good hangover pizza anon, would eat too if I was trashed myself

>>15415014
Yeah I actually feel better than when I woke up. It was exactly what I needed.

>>15414483
Pepperoni and jalapeño

>>15414970
kid detected

>>15415002
>hamburg
So ground beef? Or is it in chunks like sausage?

>>15415215
I couldn't really tell it apart from sausage, so no idea.