/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It IS the best fast food item ever made. All meme aside, Döner Kebab is one of the top 10 dishes this world has to offer.

I've never had a good one. They're always bland and chewy.

>>15397395
I like having it once in a while. Although I want ALL the salads with it. And a little bit of chicken pakora if I'm feeling like a fat fuck because I just like the simplicity of the spice blend it tastes great

>>15397395
>affordable and easy to use machine for purchase
Go to >>>/diy/ and ask them how to make. The engineering is retard easy to figure out. Mexican taco vendors usually make their own for al pastor tacos

>>15397411
Maybe try going when they open and get the first cut of the day. I can tell you from experience that the most flavourful and juicy doner I've had is whenever they make that first cut off a freshly cooked meat cone.

>>15397395
Doner is absolutely Based

>>15397395
best döner is 85%beef, 15%lamb

>>15397411

Yo m8 where did you eat it? Did actual turkish people make it?

mit freundlichen Grüßen der deutsche Rat der Döneresser

>>15397447
I've never had lamb mixed into my doner, but I can imagine it would be quite good since lamb kebab is amazing. Sadly my local place only has beef and chicken. But at least their food is really really good.

Do you like pic. related in your Döner or do you like to eat it in the wrong way.

doner is weak
DONAIR is strong

>>15397474
I have tried all the different veggies and extras, but for me the extra meat with fresh sliced tomatoes along with their sauces have proved to be the best tasting combo.
Extra meat is the only way to go for me when ordering doner.

>>15397491
Donair is fine, but doner is on another level. I have been to Halifax and had fresh donair so I am not inexperienced.

>>15397395
Mfw I'm about to eat some doner while reading this thread

>>15397503
>Extra meat is the only way to go
BASED

>>15397395
I've only eaten it drunk

>>15397395
>25% donkey meat
>60% bread crumbs
>10% ground up grooming victims
>5% spices
It’s horse shit.

>>15397708
mfw

>>15397725
This thread has nothing to do with politics, it's just about the food dumbass. Go back to /pol

>>15397471
I had moose kebab once, it was good but might as well have been beef the spices covered up the game taste

>>15397745
he posted food though?

>>15397755
>moose kebab
Never even thought of that. Sad that some of the natural flavour was not able to come out. I have found that lamb kebab had it's own distinct taste so I would have expected that from moose as well. I suppose it all comes down to the combination of individual preparation and presentation.

>>15397395
It's really great. I'd even say it might be worth all the killing and raping

>>15397758
Yes, but he it obviously trying to get political while denigrating the food because it's from a different culture than his own. I am not from the Middle East or even from the East, but I can appreciate their food.

>>15397791
Up here in northern sweden they sell reindeer kebabs at a local place. I did not like it tho as im fairly sure hes been hunting em down himself with a fucking club or something cuz man was that meat sour so i doubt it had a quick end.

>>15397801
Well in my culture, we keep the children out of the ground meat.

>>15397827
I'll admit that this made me laugh

>>15397395
Doner is the stupidest name for a food item and is why I never eat it

>>15397824
>was that meat sour so i doubt it had a quick end.
That's a shame. It could have probably been quite good if it was all done well.

>>15397474
Red cabbage is what makes döner stand out from all other fast food dishes.

>>15397395
Those things are really for restaurants and fast food joints that have high traffic, you'd have to eat that three times a day for weeks before it went off. You'd probably get sick of it before it went off smelling.

>>15397801
>while denigrating the food because it's from a different culture than his own
This is common. A lot of Americans would condemn an Asian meal that contains dogs meat, while many Indians would condemn a beef dish from a different culture. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If he doesn’t want to eat grooming victim kebabs then that’s just more for you.

>>15397978
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15398012
How often do you ctrl+v this, five times a day?

Al pastor is better. Pork is the superior vertical roasted animal.

>>15398012
You left out the gutter oil.

>>15397395
Doner/kebap/shawarma/souvlaki are the best fucking fast ever.

Try the souvlaki OP, its basically a pork kebap by the greeks.

In my country they are more common place than burger joints.

God I would eat a kebap right now..

lets not forget our gyros, anons

>>15398153
>>15398220
I've tried all of these and they can all be quite good, but I must say that doner has thus far come out on top in terms of overall enjoyment.

Best sandwich imo, that shit is simply too based for 5 bucks.

I've got a shitload of food in my freezer/fridge but on the verge to call for some döner with tons of sosse.

>>15397395
I get one every morning for 2,5€ here. Its so tasty bros.

>>15398368
>tons of sosse
Don't forget the extra meat

>>15397395
You know they make small rotisseries and you can make this on a grill or oven.

Pic is al pastor that I made on the grill. Same concept but with mexican seasoned pork.

>>15397395
When I'm drunk it's literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

>>15397739
God I wish that were me

>>15397874

absolutely true and based

>>15397395
I fucking love doner. I can eat so much of it