/ck/ - Food & Cooking

2l of straight vodka will get you more fucked up than any amount of red wine. If possible splurge a little bit more to get two liters and fuck the juice

>>15395656
When I was in college we called it "retard punch". The recipe is fairly simple. 3 packs of kool aid and a bottle of everclear.

Largest amount of cheapest vodka wherever you are. Fuck mixers, waste of booze money

Just don't eat anything all day and you'll get fucked in no time.

>>15395656
Mixers are for women and homosexuals

>>15395676
I wasn't planning on using it for taste. Thought maybe adding pouring the vodka into the juice would help make a little more. Might dilute it but get more bang for your buck you know?

>>15395691
Are you trying to get wasted or not? Cause watering down your booze is not how you get wasted. Jeez what are they teaching at universities these days?

>5 people wasted
>1 liter

lol

>>15395705
so mixing drinks doesn't make more alcohol?

i already told you on /b/
>>15394614
works like a charm and it's super cheap

>>15395676
>Mixers are for women and homosexuals

>>15395656
20l water
4kg sugar
packet bread yeast
pinch epsom salt
1/2 teaspoon citric acid

mix every thing and wait 5 days.
result would be 20l of beer/wine with alc content of 9-15%

>>15395735
I mean as a homosexual he’s not wrong.

>>15396228
replace the cap with a balloon or it could burst

>>15396228
u can also add 1/2 teaspoon of di-amonium phosphate or 2 table spoons of tomato paste too speed up fermentation.

>>15396236
i just use buckets with lids. our gov has banned alcohol sales since dec last year, am making 40l of moonshine errday

>>15396241
>can shitpost on 4channel
>can’t buy alcohol
Damn that’s fucked up

>>15395656
Red wine please.
You can also mix it (in your glass) with coca-cola or store brand cola, this is what spanish students do.

>>15396233
Im gay and hes wrong, fuck mixers.

Just get as many spirits as you can. Nothing else competes bang/buck.

Calculate units. Litres x abv. Your vodka if 37.5% will be that many units. Your wine at 12% will be 60 units. Divide price by units to calculate price per unit. Assuming you guys can drink at all 12 units is going to be the minimum for pretty drunk. That is about 8 beers.

I have just seen your prices. The wine is better value. You get 18.75% more booze for your money.

Also I am concerned at the lack of basic maths in this thread. Seriously just calculate the amount of alcohol in each item and divide the price by that.

>>15395714
>put one potato in a bag
>add two carrots
<wtf how come there's only one potato in this bag????

>>15395656
soak some tampons in red wine and shove 'em up your ass
this will get you fucked up right real quick and for a fraction of the price

It's just down to taxes. I think there's no $2 vodka because the government doesn't allow it.

just donate blood before then use the blood money for booze

Drink the booze right after donating blood. You will get beyond fucked.

>>15395714
Have you ever taken a chemistry class?

>>15395705
So, everyone gets 20cl, a buzz, headache and nothing to drink after half hour. Or same but drenched in yellow liquid sugar.

>>15396410
honestly this. dont know about wine but boofing alcohol is the most affordable way

>>15395711
This. Wtf. 1 liter is for 2 people tops

>>15395656
Vodka tampons in the ass. Do it like the Germans do. You and your friends will be beyond drunk with 1 liter several times over.
Alternatively, if your friends aren't into putting shit in their asses, vodka soaked Haribos. Mein Gott, Haribor macht erwachsene wirklich fröh ebenso.

>>15395656
Not worth getting wasted on red wine it causes mad headaches for tons of people just get vodka and drink water as a chaser so you don't feel like dying the next morning.
No food for 6 hours befor you drink can make you drunk in like 2-3 drinks when it would normally take 7-12 if you were full.
Worse case find cooking sherrie and grab 4L for cheap.

>>15396702
Nope drink the wine slower, air it, drink it cool, drink water, be free to eat and don't care if there's leftover (in the fridge) as there is more than one bottle per person. which also leaves enough if there's a heavy drinker.

>>15395656
cheapest?
sugar wash

Don’t eat that day.
Donate blood beforehand.
Enjoy your intoxication.

gay people can't donate blood

>>15396783
very problematic

>alcohol
Yikes

>>15395656
mouthwash

>>15395656
As much cheap vodka as money can buy and freeze it well.

>>15395656
Get yourself a proper Rambo knife to divide up the spoils.

>>15395673
this lmao I used to skip eating on Fridays so I could get wasted when it was time to start drinkin

Huff some glue & or paint.

>>15396241
Not moonshine, homemade wine. It's actually a classy and cool activity.

>>15395656
Do someone elses chores for a few bucks. Go door to door offering toilet cleaning. It'll raise some eyebrows, but it'll be honest pay.

>>15396854
This. Puking it up is great, cool and tingly plus your breath is minty and fresh

>>15397348
based

>>15395656
buy $15 worth of gasoline and huff huff

>>15397391
That's what altoids and fishermen's friend is for.

>>15395656
Dirt cheap, strong and tasty af. Mix with fruit punch, seltzer and ice. You'll thank me later.

>>15397420
>altoids

>>15398142
yikes

>>15395714
depends how long you're willing to wait

>>15395656
how do 5 people only have $15 between them?

>>15398186
They're black

>>15398142
geez anon, just buy some cheap vodka and a mixer. no need to degrade yourself like this

>>15395656
I fucking hate liberals, you “people” deserve to be lynched.

>>15395676
I bet you’ve got quite an extensive hot swauce collection huh anon

>>15398295
Have fun drinking your plastic jug rubbing alcohol.
99 is 10% stronger and it tastes better than low grade vodka. Bitches don't even know they're getting drunk until their panties are off.

This is really quite easy. The main thing that will stop you getting wasted is eating, so just drink whatever cheap shit the anons here recommend but make sure you do it on an empty stomach.

>>15395676
*sips mai tai*
B-baka

>>15396241
Where u at anon, got a good chicken n rice recipe?

>>15398186
This is the real question. Even as a 14 year old I could scrape up $20 with 3-4 other people to get weed after school. How can five 18-22 year olds only have $15 between them? Somebody is definitely holding out.

>>15395656
yeast and sugar if you only want to get wasted

>>15395656
SLAP
THE
BAG
SLAP
THE
BAG

>>15398142
this is actually pretty good stuff. at my last job the bro caretaker for a nudist colony id go to gave me a bottle towards the end of last summer. the context of it still makes me laugh

>>15398591
You moron. He was clearly giving you a non-verbal sexual cue. I’m guessing he was an older gentleman and you were a young cute twink

>>15398609
the tones were certainly there but he wasn't that much older than me, married, had kid(s), and was possibly married.
>you were a young cute twink
apparently. i almost wish i was gay. the quality of dudes who have hit on me vastly exceeds the quality of the women. its genuinely unfair

>>15395656
airplane glue

>>15395666
>>>15395656 (OP)
>3 packs of kool aid and a bottle of everclear.
Last time I bought a bottle it was like 20-25 bucks but shit will get you fucked up more than anything else you can get for that price at a liquor store

>>15396783
they can though

>>15398440
maybe op is 23

>>15395656
A bottle of aristocrat 5.00
A case of ice beer Milwaukee or busche
11.00
Skip dinner
Morning is gonna suck

>>15398576

>>15395656
>Be me
>Going to college
>Guberment and school pay for everything because mom is a single parent
>Live at home for free
>I Don't work
>Mommy buys food for me
>Never actually have to leave room since all classes are online, have only step foot on the campus once
>For some reason university keeps sending me checks for $1700 every semester as refunds despite me never paying a penny
>Will get my meme degree in 2 and a half years
I laugh when I hear about poorfags in college.

>>15395656
get a 3l bottle of mouthwash.
You'll go blind but you'll technically get wasted.

>>15395656
-Get the cheapest vodka you can find.
-Get a water filtering pitcher, the kind with carbon filters.
-Filter your vodka through it a couple times and it will make it taste much better.

>>15395656
A handle of vodka, a two liter of ginger ale, and a can of frozen lemonade. You’ll be fucked up to beat the band.

get a fucking goon its like 4L for cheap as shit
goon is boxed wine

>>15401412
Vodka is cheaper most places. Box wine is only cheaper in Australia because of your tax system.

>>15401417
vodka isnt going to get 5 people fucked though

>>15400122
>be me
>make up this story
>still feel empty inside, not even getting (You)s
have a pity you

Donate blood before you get drunk. Less blood means a higher BAC with less booze

>>15402185
Talk to someone. You aren't alone I promise.

>>15395714

>>15396439
K. I'm going to assume you mean plasma and not blood. In which case you are right as I would get good and hammered in a hot bath after my second "donation" for the week.

>>15400122
Nice. But unfortunately mommy will die one day and the longer you go without saving those tendies the quicker it'll be til your out of your ass because you don't wanna work. Mooch, but help out around the house, keep an eye of mom, and invest that fucking money.

>>15400589
Tastes better, but still gives the same shitty hangover if it's a shit spirit. At which point why bother? Just down a pint of it and twenty minutes later all you'll need is a chaser if anything at all.

>>15396439
I thought I had a really good idea for this but it turns out it has to be your own blood.

>>15395676
Drinking bottom shelf vodka straight is end stage alcoholism tier.

>>15395705
The sugars in mixers actual move the alcohol through your blood faster essentially fucking you up more than the alcohol alone.

>>15395656
You can buy these expired for insanely cheap, it wont affect the alcohol content and on the plus side you'll have extremely fresh breath.

Oh look another alcohol thread :/

>>15396439
I have been in this position and they started turning me away for showing up with elevated blood pressure. First it was "okay just go sit in the waiting room for half an hour and we'll check again", then it was "okay we'll let you pass this time, but I'm making a note of it here and we won't be able to continue doing so in the future" to just straight-up "We cannot do this, you need to go home".

I'm in better shape now.

>>15395656
1 steelie boy for every one, should get you feeling good.

>>15403427
I think the problem with that is that one beer is never enough so you have to plan for one liter of vodka for everyone.

One jug of corn for each person works too, that'll get the party going.
XXX

lol alcoholism is fun haha

>>15395656
Either Nikolai, Popov, or Bartons will get you fucked for cheap. Drink it straight from the bottle. Turn of your tastebuds and start chugging

>>15401412
A goon? I learn something new everyday.

>>15395656
Costco spiced rum

>>15402185
They always give you orange juice and a sandwich.

>>15395656
Pure grain alcohol. 198 proof

>>15403731
That's gotta be pretty harsh, I put a glass of devils spring in a glass and a glass of water on a table on a Sunday night then had to take a phone call and forgot which one was the water and which was the devils spring so drank the devils spring and it put my voice into raspy mode for a couple days. That was plain goofy.

>>15403763
.. I think that was only 160 proof, I'd hate to know what 198 would have done.
>>15403731

>>15401417
Cheaper in the US too.

>>15403773
Well ethanol is hygroscopic so i'd say rather parching at least.

>>15403773
Most people mix it with koolaid/drink powder. In college we had a recipe for what we called “riot punch”. Bottle of everclear, a bunch of keystone light like 2 racks, and a full thing of kool aid mix. Put it in a Gatorade cooler and then watch every black out and get in fights

>>15403799
Funnier to try to change a light bulb while intoxicated and fall over straight into a kitchen table. That's holiday season stupidity and I nobody to blame but myself for a nice gash over my left eye.

>>15395673
Without buying vodka, it is all of poor quality.
Better buy some alcohol and dilute it with tap water, and then shake it a little.
You can also add alcohol to the juice for a cool, harmless cocktail.
Low-quality vodka can cause a strong hangover and dryness, but alcohol will not hurt your head and you will remember everything that happened to you. You will just be thirsty.
By the way, if there is no money for a hangover, then I recommend treatment with green tea. I used to get drunk when doing repairs. I didn't have Coca-Cola, which I usually drink with vodka (I just drink it, I never mix it!), I washed it down with juice. When I got up in the morning and was thirsty, I felt like hot, but I didn't have black tea, only green. I brewed it and drank it. It's just incredible! Two glasses of green tea put an end to my hungover thirst, and I was ready to drink a bucket of juice!
>vodka
>red wine
Wouldn't recommend!
You will all be vomited.

>>15403893
I've found that the only cure for a hangover is hydration and to just sleep it off.

>>15403900
That dude is clearly russian, aka Just Built Different

>>15403893
retarded ESL

>>15403799
Keystone and Everclear? That's fucking disgusting. In college, we made Jungle Juice for big parties. Big cooler, dump in a bunch of bottles of cheap vodka, rum, tequila, bourbon, plus a shitload of orange, apple, grape, and pineapple juice, then fancy it up with strawberries, orange wedges, shit like that. Charge $5/ head, watch the girls get hammered on strong fruity drinks, and the guys pay to be in the party to pick up on drunk chicks.

>>15398142
TWU

>>15395656
you can get 2 $7 bottles of shitty vodka

>>15395714
based retard

>>15396239
>2 table spoons of tomato paste too speed up fermentation.
Please explain how tomato paste speeds up fermentation. Then list the commercial brewers that use it, you fuckwit.

>>15397348
>>15397393
this but ill get a large pizza and pick at it for 6 hours

>>15395656
The quickest way to get wasted is spirits mixed with sparkling wine (the carbonation helps portal the booze into your system faster). Get your $10 vodka and spend the rest on the cheapest sparkling dry white wine you can get. Mix together in a bucket (so every drink is consistent in terms of booze) then go to town.

>>15396357
faggot

>>15395656
get some vodka so bottom shelf that you have to dig into the ground to get to it. then mix it with OJ gatorade or kool aid. and don't eat anything before.

In Scotland we have 'tonic wine' that is full of caffeine and causes uncontrolled drunken escapades. We call it 'wreck the hoose juice'.
https://www.ladbible.com/news/uk-news-buckfast-linked-to-over-40-percent-of-arrests-in-scotland-20171109

>>15408602
Americans know about fortified wine, m8. They sell Mad Dog in America, it's where it comes from.

>>15396228
is this real and can i just ¼ the recipe?

>>15395656
Make your own sugar wine.

>>15395656
Get the vodka and use the leftover money to get as many airplane bottles as you can. Drink on an empty stomach to get more bang for your buck

>>15395656
Do they sell Night Train or Cisco in your area? Couple of bottles of that should do ya.

Buy a 2L of soda water for mixer at least. They’re like a dollar. Also how the fuck do 5 men only have $15 between them? Homeless people have more cash than you.

>>15410446
Ah yes, The Cisco Challenge

Buy some goon port/tawny

In aus you can get 4L of tawny for like 13$aud

>Cheapest way to get 5 people wasted

>be black
>meet american police

>>15403381
>drinking listerine
just drink lab ethanol at that point

>bottom shelf 1-liter vodka
Nah. fuck that. Bottom shelf vodka is terrible.

Bottom shelf gin is superior. If you have a Trader Joes that sells alcohol you can pick up The Rear Admiral (750ml) for $7. Almost good enough to drink straight. Add lemonade and you've got yourself a fine pitcher of Gin Sours.

If you want to be fancy pick up lemons and some honey (might fit in your budget). Then you got the Bee's Knees. Fucking great cocktail.

>>15395656
Go over to the severe alcoholic section of the liquor store where they have the 90% shit from Poland and the Jarred smoky mountain moonshine.

get rubbing alcohol and tampons. soak the tampons in the running alcohol, then insert the tampon into your anus. while unconventional, I guarantee this method will fuck you up for cheaper than any other method suggested.

>>15408618
I just got myself some mad dog today.