/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15392331
Wouldn't even hesitate to walk through that. Why would he put them up like that in a public space?

>>15392331
Imagine coming home from work one day, trying to get into your apartment, and some soiboi has his fucking hot sauce collection lined up on an entire set of stairs.

>>15392331
>Be an "essential" worker who has to wake up early to pay rent.
>Nearly break neck rushing down stairs because the faggot working from home wanted le reddit gold.
>Be late
>Get fired
>Brutally kill hot sauce nigger
>Repeat.

>>15392343
I'd walk through it and once he started making his approach towards me I'd nudge him down the stairs.

Also, what's the point of having that much hot sauce? No way somebody goes through that much on a yearly basis even if they were to eat it daily.

>>15392331
do amercans really....

>Buidling
So the faggot took up an entire staircase in his apartment for this shit? I'd slap the shit out of him

>>15392357
No, just liberals.

someone post that feel guy with mouth agape, I know somone's gonna post it

>>15392331
why are americans so obsessed with hot sauce?

>>15392331
>on the staircase in my building
Did this soynigger block traffic for his neighbors?

>>15392371

>>15392371

>do they really?

>>15392357
Libtards are a confusing mixture of supporting communism and defining themselves by their consumerism.

>hotsauce collection

>>15392379
Hahahahagagagagagagahahaha fucking jupiter for his weird abscess

>>15392331
now this is autism

>>15392331
>not a single bottle of secret varky or srirachirino to be seen
pathetic

>>15392331
If this dude was not a redditor and instead just an autist it would be pretty based.

Imagine the vinegary shits

>>15392398
I know! I was about to heckin' upvoterino it, too!

*soup Trump supporter voice* NO UPVOTE FOR YOU!!!

EDIT: Holy smokerinos, my first reddit gold!!! Thank you kindly!

>>15392409
You normally say that in regards to alcohol consumption.

Femanon here, cute!

that's a lot of work for only 800 upvotes

>>15392331
I have a
Franks (good with tomatos)
Sriracha (Asian food / general stuff)
Valentina's Extra Hot (Mexican)
Thai Birds Eye Chili Oil (Alternative to Sriracha)
Mustard sauce
I don't really know what the hell else I would need hot sauce for that those don't cover

I have like 3 hot sauces at a time... tapatio, texas Pete (actually store brand "hot sauce"), and siracha for guests and siracha mayo on burgers that shits great. I'm making some fermented peppers for hot sauce atm so thatl probably replace the tapatio

>>15392331
I have sriracha and valentina. all you need simple as.

>>15392449
i use aardvark for tex mex because i don't care for vinegar

>wowerino you did it again lets have a selfie us chiliheads

>>15392460
Buy a thing of franks and put it on the next thing of spaghetti you make. I don't know why it works, but it's magic.

>>15392419
Come by I can show my one bottle of Tobasco because I'm a real man baby

>>15392473
just add cayenne or red pepper

My hotsauce name would be "Rank 12 Pyroblast"

Most of those bottles are still sealed.

Guys I fell for the hot sauce meme and tried pic related after I was gifted it by a friend thinking it'd probably give some decent heat to my chilli as it had reapers and habaneros but was only like 8/10 heat on their heat scale.
Decided to taste a spoonful before adding to the chilli and it felt hot but not that bad. Then a minute passed and my tongue felt like it was getting acid burned despite this sauce seemingly not using any pure capsaicin.
I look up the sauce on the maker's website and this shit is only 66,000 SHUs. Why the fuck would anyone buy anything higher heat then this other then for bullshit gags or soy shit like OP pic?

Although on the plus side it did work very well with my chilli and added some nice sweetness. Maybe that's the real redpill to exploring hot sauce at the end of the day and not being a Hot Ones viewer faggot.

>>15392536
huh?

>>15392575
Nani the fuck?

Wow. It doesn't even look like most of those have even been opened.

>>15392536
These people don't feel anything in life so the hot sting of meme sauce is the highlight of their dull week.

>>15392585
jesus fucking christ dude
its just hot sauce not some soul looking glass

>>15392536
>taste moment of death hot sauce
>wtf my mouth is burning

>>15392603
Tongue Annihilator Rape Zone

>>15392608
I've had hot sauces made from 100% reaper in pulled pork that only felt slightly hotter then this one. Hence why I'm confused as to why some people would want anything hotter then this. What joy would they even get?

shitposting and forced meme threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/global/rules/10
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15392331

>>15392706
>shitposting and forced meme threads are cancer and against >>>/global/rules/6 and >>>/global/rules/10
>OP is a faggot.
>Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
>Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
>https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15392331

>>15392706
>NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN RULERINOS!!!!!

>>15392706
>Trying to turn /ck/ into /tv/
I will not stand for this.

>>15392331
Easy to make your own. And it will taste like you want it to and be as hot as you like.

>>15392368
>>15392384
my father's literally the most MAGA person I've ever known (insisted Trump was #stillwinning as late as mid-2020) and he has a pretty decent hot sauce collection. not as big as this guy's but still about two steps worth

>>15392706
fuck off >>>/tv/ fag

I can't tell which is more reddit, hot sauce collections or funko pop collections?

I’ve always wondered who actually buys those novelty hot sauces which taste like shit.
I guess this explains that.

>>15392910
Why not both?

>>15392342
It's his building

>>15392910
>>15392933
funko sauce