/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15387421
The difference between madness and genius is determined solely in terms of success.

>>15387421
>Not a single person making a Gaston joke
What a bunch of plebs

>>15387421

>>15387450
Wasn't that raw?

someone post the horse shit smoothies or roach farmer

there's the guy that wanted to bulk on discount nutella, was pretty funny, I don't have the pasta though

>>15387462
why

>>15387421
>>15387436
pretty sure he'd die with that slim a ratio of protein to fat.

>>15387529
it would be very painful

>>15387421
The Gaston Diet.jpg

>>15387421

>>15387633
for you

>>15387531
what am i missing here?
this seems slightly odd but more or less reasonable?

>>15387783
Right, it's a tad autistic but not bad.

>>15387531
remove the chocolate and sugar shit

U M A

M

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>>15387462
Based

>>15387640
Based

>>15387501
>roach farmer
As requested.

>>15388154
>just screaming

>>15387715
Fuckin based schizo

>>15387726
Ur a big guy

>>15388163
>>15388154
So many spiders

>>15387450
Here you go, m8

>2021
>Not eating the whole egg
>Shell included

>>15388366
fuck me,you can see the desire to just end it all in his eyes after the first fucking egg.

There once was rumor of a copypasta about a fat family that farts when they tip. I am in need of just that copypasta.

>>15388418
is it this one

>>15388467
Yes, I remember it being more elaborate though. Thanks.

>>15387529
the body will burn protein for calories, muscle included, as well as bodyfat

it's a cutting diet, it doesn't go for a year, only a few months

I have schizophrenia

>>15388366
I'm pretty sure that's real unsafe

>>15388914
Nothing is unsafe for The Beast.

>>15388919
wtf

>>15388924
They are sugar bulbs, they are constantly used in holly wood special effects. Same with fake glass, it's always just crystalized sugar as it is less sharp and clean up is simply spray with water. Sugar glass also breaks fantastically and if exposed to electricity makes a way bigger spark.

Basically harmless

>>15388967
And the cactus?

>>15388967
No, they are real bulbs. Eating glass is a classic magic "trick", and is perfectly safe if you know how to do it.

>>15388979
Ignore that guy, he's talking out his ass.

>>15388982
Those are clearly fucking props dude, notice how fucking white they are compared to normal bulbs.

>>15388979
That's legit, native americans do it all the time in arizona. By the time it hits your stomach it's covered in mucus and a non issue

>>15388825
Grim.

>>15389001
One of the first google results for incandescent light bulbs. How are you old enough to post here and not know what light bulbs look like?

>>15389001
Even the big spikes?

>>15387640
how do I find this with sound?

>>15388143
Based

>>15388825
My fatass roommate just lies about it to other people until he believes it even though nobody else does.
>Bro I'm drinking so much less soda!
>*chugs straight out of the 2nd 2L bottle of the day 5 seconds later*
>Bro ever since I asked Anon to move his weights outside where everyone can use them I've lost so much weight!
>*hasn't touched them once, eats dinner twice*
>Bro I went to the Doctor and she said that I'm actually super duper healthy
>*is super duper morbidly obese and constantly complaining about health problems related to it like hemorrhoids, aching joints, fatigue and cysts forming between his folds and under his moobs*
Dude's also convinced that he's a capeshit tier badass. Chuuni as fuck.

>>15388252
>at least two weeks

>>15388143
processed insect proteins will be a grim reality for planet Earth in the next 50 years.

>>15388467
please be real

>>15389320
It's for the best.

>>15388825
>>15389172
This is the aspect of obesity I can understand the least;
>constantly verbalise / perform mental gymnastics to downplay their general consumption
>divert blame away from their weight to other aspects to justify their deteriorating health and physical ability
>always discussing future plans while doing nothing in the present
>Complaining about things non-fats wouldn't even consider an expenditure of effort, such an inclines or basic physical labour

When are we coming full circle and worshipping Greek/Roman physique again

>>15389356
Yeah, if you want to min-max life human life like a fucking autist. The better solution is to let the niggers, spics, poos, sandniggers, and chinks die.

>>15389356
>comparing different things in each line at random
>annoying graphics for graphs representing a mix of positive and negative aspects in the same way
>units of measurement could be easier to understand

who made this

>>15387462
Subway customers can be eeally disgusting. When I worked there, a customer asked me for a Subway Feast with double meat and all the veggies. That kind of gluttony goes too far.

>>15389001
Eating glass lightbulbs is a real thing.

I went to college with a guy who got scurvy due to eating a bizarrely limited diet.

>>15389385
I remember my fat friend would always be like

>i know I'm fat it doesn't bother me bro
>no really I know there are things me being fat prevents me from doing, it's my choice

Bullshit. Always bitching and moaning about movement, it being hot, wanting to sit down.

One time he was over and sitting on some shitty plastic storage bench my dad had, it was shitty but I wasn't about to let him break it, I politely told him it was clearly warping and buckling under his mass, and to please move to a metal chair. He had a complete bitchfit and left

>>15388143
>all those artifical WUT TEH FUUUU posts where obviously the idea is cool, and the set up is nice

you fucking screencap-fags are literally killing this website,its the same reaction bullshit everytime, fuck it off to hell, fucking redditors

>>15387529
he would get the so called rabbit disease or protein poisoning

>>15389463
In high school I dated a girl who worked at subway and her hair always reeked of the bread.

>>15390251
That's just scurvy anon.

>>15387783
>5pm - lunch: 2 tins Pea and Ham Soup with dipping garlic bread, garlic scraped off
Let's be generous and assume they're already working the night shift, so we'll ignore the timing of lunch, but he took a 250 calorie meal of soup and added 500 calories of garlic bread.
>Breakfast: Yule Log, with chocolate shaved off, covered in shredded wheat
This, I'll mark you, is on a 'health day'...

>>15389356
This is the worst graphical overview I've ever seen in my life.

>>15388825
>my eating desk

>>15389001
The "trick" that anon is referring to is very real. Eating glass just involves grinding them on your molars for minutes on end till they're a fine granular texture, basically sand. But on the flip side you also grind down your molars and have to deal with exposed nerves and gum abscess if you do it wrong. Not worth the hella epic youtube money.

>>15388825
This is pitiful

>>15389395
ow the edge

>>15388914
only if you live in a 3rd world country like the US, they have salmonella, scat and other delicacies on their eggs
1st world countries like japan or scandinavia has very very safe eggs however

>>15388143
jesus dude

>>15390430
The infamous "bicycle eater" explained his tricks whenever he showed up in Ripley's Believe-it-or-not published after a certain year. It was mostly for legal reasons, but also to stop dumb impressionable kids from reading about some guy and then trying to eat a fucking soup spoon. Still, he basically proved that humans are goddamn monsters in terms of survivability.
The human body naturally processes a lot of trash. As long as it breaks down reasonably before it passes your throat, you can shit out nearly anything.

I started the egg troll on /fit/ back in 2009. Had a trip code for egg posting and everything. Glad folks are carrying it on.

>>15388979
bro have you seen the guy running into the doorframe like halfway into this video

>>15388825
actual schizo behavior

>>15389320
Mate, that was a brief fad here in Finland like four years ago, every market carriet cricket powder bread. The technology is there. 2 square meters raising facility can provide enough protein for a family of four.

The fad came down when farmers realized they wouldng get agricultural subsidies.

>>15389395
Thats probably the case. Lab grown meat for westerners, plant proteins for mid income populations and insect protein for global poor.

>>15390266
;''''bread'''''

>>15391027
What’re you implying

>>15388143
Breeding insects as pets isn't even that weird, half the Staceys on youtube are doing it, fuck off with this r/greentext bait.

>>15390251
Rabbit Starvation is due to lack of fat, not excess of protein.

>>15387715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jsY7YSJBs4

>>15391060
Who's 'Stacey'?

>>15390961
It's inevitably the future. I, for one, welcome our new insect protein additions to food. It literally tastes like nothing.

>>15387531
Found the NEET

>>15387421
in high school i could poop the rainbow. green, red, purple, blue, yellow, orange and brown.. probably the vegetarian diet.

>>15388396
Before the first one lol he knows that shit is a horrible idea.

>>15390961
>>15389320
bugs are fucking pointless
nobody views them as desirable or tasty, you need to grind them up to a dust and add them to some kind of fortified soylent omniloaf
but in that case you can have bioreactors producing some kind of microalgae/bacterial/yeast concentrate directly from CO2 and LED light/hydrogen, which is an order of magnitude more efficient

also, weaselfacts like "40% of cow is inedible while 80% of cricket is digestable" is bullshit
100% of cow is used - you have hide for leather, bones are turned into bonemeal, hoofs are turned into gelatin, offals are cooked into petfood etc.

>>15391035
penis juice bro ;)))))

>>15388467
What an ungrateful fucker sounds awesome to have two Chris Farleys for parents that buy you food once a month just doing shitty slapstick bits.

>>15388701
only funny post ITT

>>15389320
you also forgot how fish will practically become a luxury meal and there will be almost only jellyfish left to process into milf creams/food in the sea.

>>15387531
>nutella stuffed bell pepper
>fish stew with chocolate cat faces
>caramel pasta

>>15391342
>milf creams
beg pardon?

>>15387640

>>15389098
here ya go matey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4&ab_channel=Dr.Phil

>>15389463
>>15390266
I’m pretty sure that subway cultivates a hyper aggressive parasitic strain of yeast that infects peoples brains.

>>15388143
Literally couldnt finish the story

>>15389320
Not our fault africans will quadruple in numbers in 80 years

>>15387462

>>15387531
>dinner
>late dinner
based

I had two female coworkers go on a "soup and salad diet" where they only allowed themselves to eat variants of those two meals. After a week they couldn't stand the sight of soup or salad and quit.

>>15387531
Just wtf is with saturday? Is the lunch supposed to be arranged to look like a hand and late dinner eaten using a clock as a bowl?

>>15387531
>moonspoon

>>15387421
friend puts olives and pickles on literally EVERYTHING he cooks. olives and pickles in ramen, olives and pickles in his eggs, olives and pickles on vienna sausage sandwiches. He also put tuna fish in his tomato soup and was surprised it was vile. and he wonders why he has diarrhea daily

>>15389385
>always discussing future plans while doing nothing in the present
The same dude is also convinced that the highly derivative comic that he isn't actually working on is going to make it big some day. Just like all of the other Idea Guy™ shit that he came up with instead of just getting a fucking job. Just to keep this post on topic not only does he eat a fuckload but he throws a fuckload of food away and since everything he eats is prepackaged bullshit the trash is always full and it's always his shit but he says I'm treating him like a servant when I refuse to be the one to take out the bin full of empty soda bottles and takeout containers. He's 30 but living with him is like raising a child.

>>15387421

>>15387529
You can go for months before rabbit starvation occurs. Fun fact you can actually survive on rabbits if you eat the skin, brains, and organs as well as the meat.

>>15391930
>>15387640
god i bet her tummy is visibly distended after all that even with how fat she is. that's so hot

>>15388252
>omg silly faces I'm in the picture what the heck lol
What a fucking faggot.

>>15393693
Sort of makes sense. Brains are made of fatty tissue. You debone the whole rabbit and make sausage out of the offal and meat you'll probably do all right at least for quite some time.

>>15393803
you need help, man.

>>15391155
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
YOU WILL LIVE IN A POD
YOU WILL BE REPLACED

it's not about die effizienzee ja it's about human dignity
never acquiesce

>>15394041
>die effizienzee ja
SPEAK. ENGLISH.

>>15389356
I like how they have to swap between cricket and mealworm in order to hit the numbers that they want.

>>15393658
Almost hurt myself laughing at that.

>>15391235
Anon, I...

>>15388252
>off to watch Game of Thrones
>2015, he's watching season 5
damn, really no rest for this poor man lol

>>15390404
>that pic
nice, tkmiz is definitey /ck/

>>15390513
There's actually more shit on euro eggs. Ours are washed and waxed. Japan and australia both do the same thing. It's why they are refrigerated. The original cuticle is gone.
Dumb obsessed semen gulper.

>>15388143
You WILL eat the bugs

>>15390513
>>15395150
Scandi eggs, too.
>Before eggs are sold, they undergo a sterilization process. They're washed in hot, soapy water and sprayed with a disinfectant, which kills any bacteria on the shell ( 5 , 6 ). A handful of other nations, including Australia, Japan, and Scandinavian countries, treat eggs the same way.
If I'm being trolled, 10/10, very subtle.

>>15393658
the sourest of them all

>>15391930
ashamed to admit this is my fetish

>>15391930
thought it was katy perry from the thumbnail

>>15391100
Kek

>>15395493
Well youre just plain retarded then, anon. Sorry for your condition.

>>15395678
if someone came up to me before my existence and was like:

>alright let me know if this is cool, but we were thinking of making you normal in appearance and able to attract regular women, but inexplicably you will have a sexual attraction to fat women and a desire to make them fatter

I'd tell them to go fuck themselves. I tried ignoring it early on but it was impossible to do. I married a thin woman and pumped some babies into her. She's chubby now, not nearly where I'd like her to be but because I'm not a total degenerate I help and encourage her to diet and exercise so she's not unhealthy and unhappy. Those years when she's still got the pregnancy weight though anon. Fuck. She knows what I like. I'm actually surprised that with that information she didn't just 100% let go and turn into a blob. Sort of makes me respect her a bit more.

>>15395493
thank fuck I’m just a normal, garden variety agp fetishist. I don’t think I could ever stand to be with an obese person or be obese again.

>>15388252
>an anon ate 50 eggs in one sitting. This is what happened to his anus.

Damn. This shit just reminds me of my fetish and how hard it is to combat it while trying to be healthy.
I used to be 350 pounds and would stuff myself every night with 3 huge Subways subs I'd take home from work, 4 bags of chips, a bag of cookies and a 2 liter of soda and just sit in bliss of my gluttony as my stomach felt so massive and full.
But I've been able to get control on my life and I only OMAD now, but boy I could tell you all many stories of extravagant and huge meals I've done.

>>15395751
How is that sexually pleasurable?

>>15395751
go on

>>15395751
I always strayed away from finding a woman who was into the kink for herself. I knew within a short amount of time we'd be featured on Dr. Phil as the guy feeding some 800 pound woman or something. Nobody should actually live like that obviously so I keep it all under control. I just think of it like a simple exercise in self control, like maybe I want to take a shit and the corner of the room is a much quicker and appealing place to splatter my shit, but obviously then I'm going to have to live surrounded by the stench and poor hygiene of my own pea brained choices. So that's why I married a skinny girl and help her keep herself relatively in shape. She's still chubby though so at least there's that, it's better than nothing. Wish I was just normal but my brain is broken in that regard.

>>15395760
I don't know desu, I think it's a mix of degradation (which I'm also into) and just having food as a positive reinforcement in my life. I mean I'm not really sure how fetishes happen, I just realized one day "damn it'd be hot if I was like 400 pounds"

>>15395767
ok horn dog, one day I decided to do my own bastardized American "British Fry-Up" with a pound of sausage links, a dozen eggs made into an omelette with american cheese, a can of baked beans, a loaf of bread (half regular toasted, half fried in butter), 8 oz of sauteed mushrooms and like 4 diced up sauteed tomatoes
I still remember feeling so full and yet so proud

>>15395787
I totally understand you. As hot as it is, that's why I've went instead to being healthy and all that crap, cause even though it's hot, you still gotta live with it. It's ironic cause as hot as it is, it also freaks the fuck out of me thinking of being bed-ridden cause I'm so fat. Idk. Definitely personal health should be more important than sexual indulgence.

>>15387421
this kills the egg-fort bro

>>15387462
>make my gross sandwich jan... i mean sub artist

>>15387783
There is no way you're not overweight

>>15387492
No i think it was only 4 or 5 dozen specified. He eats a couple of what i assume to be hardboiled eggs that may or may not have been peeled

>>15395760
I don't know why he calls it a fetish but I love food comaing myself. It's so comfy. I'm a pudgy fuck at 5'11 180 but I'd probably be a healthy weight if I didn't love eating so much.

>>15393803
Based

>>15388467
i have been unable to breathe since reading the tip with a rip part

>>15387421
what's even wrong with this, it sounds based and fartpilled

>>15387640
Seeing the camera alternate between Dr. Phil and the black-haired woman really confused me at first. I thought, "Damn, she looks totally normal, and she eats all this? Does she look like Squidward after eating all those krabbie patties below her waist or something?" Then I saw the monstrosity.

>>15388247
>>15388154
Just screaming always reminds me of Quilting with Will and I read it in his voice

>>15388467
>we tip with a rip

>>15395701
I'm in the same boat as you anon. Well not married but in terms of what women I like vs what I can attract. I like being healthy and doing fun athletic things, but I just love fat chicks. I still like thin women but a preference is a preference. I'm just gonna try and ignore it, I don't want to marry someone who dies at 40 because of my hangups.

>>15387531
>Snack: Blended pizza crust

>>15387531
Snack: Blended pizza crust

I buy about 30 bags and they last me all year.

>>15387492
they were hardboiled when my high school did beauty and the beast some years back

>>15388143
he's probably an etymologist photographing his lab's stock for kicks

>>15387531
Damn, how I can be this efficient at speedrunning diabetes?

>>15387640
Was that mara wilson?

>>15387531
I can tell this is a woman just from reading this. No man, even a lardass fat man, even Ja/ck/ would eat like this.

>>15388997
lol this got me good

>>15398002
I thought it was a man 'cuz of the steak/ lg pizza/

>>15390921
>Glad yolks are carrying it on

>>15387531
Fucking hilarious.

>>15398002
It’s a weirdly specific list sure, but I kind of assumed it was a dude.
But then again I know more guys who eat like that then women.

>>15388914
I'm pretty sure you're a faggot.

>>15389006
>>15389385
>>15390451
>>15390934
Glorious, let the idiocy flow like gravy.

>>15388914
he's a professional

>>15387421

>>15392016
Gotta have a harvestable population for the aliens man

>>15389001
Do you not know what a frosted bulb is

>>15389356
Cool graph except it's literally fucking BUGS
BUGS AREN'T FUCKING PEOPLE FOOD

>>15390513
US actually washes it's eggs before sale, anon.

>>15395760
Who the fuck knows dude, why do some people get off to toes?

>>15389463
People that regular eat at Subway seem to be total cunts. I've seen a woman start screaming at the worker because she tried to tell her she physically couldn't fit any more lettuce into her overflowing flat bread that couldn't close and the lady just started ranting about how the people in the subway in some other town have no problem with this very simple request.

>>15387421

>>15399439
Is this from the Jack video?

>>15389356
I think longpig will be on the menu soon.

>>15399517
>HAW HAW YOU SIRRY WHITE MAN KNOW NATHING

>>15399520
anon you dont get salmonella from the egg itself but from the chicken. the bacteria can then pass through the shell into the egg and fuck you up.
sit down and look at statistics of salmonella in eggs between japan and the us to see the hard facts.
most of the us is unfortunately a 3rd world country with a 3rd world population, 3rd world infrastructure, 3rd world education and a 3rd world health and wealth inequality.

>>15391225
Lmao that's what I'm saying

>>15389463
If he were in Europe he would’ve been lynched for such crimes against humanity

>>15399592
US has fewer salmonella cases per capita than Europe.

>>15399592
>look at the statistics
Okay

>>15399815
>3rd world country is literally 3rd

AMERIFATS BTFO

>>15395493
I think chubby tummies and muffintops are sexy as fuck, but the girl in the gif is past that point and no longer what I'd consider attractive, but I'm lonely enough that I'd still be with anyone that isn't too fat to stand up and walk on their own

>>15387531
>Dinner: Large Pizza w/o crusts
>Snack: Blended Pizza crust

>>15387715
this guy is fucking insane. he eats like that regularly, most days films himself ingesting a similar (large) handful of vitamins and other supplements, and then will drown some strange food item (often raw eggs, sausage, canned fish products, etc) in some sort of hot sauce and eat it in instagram live. he is severely autistic, but it's so fascinating to watch it's hard to look away.

>>15399815
>unsafetugal

dietary gore? never saw that movie

>>15400033
America

>>15400053
Canadian you obsessed fucking retard.

>>15387421

>>15400059
Close enough. Canada is America Lite

>>15399927
It’s concerning how much time you spend thinking about the US anon

>>15400047
Is this vore?

>>15387531
>>15389630
I'm pretty self deprecating but I'm also kinda funny. I don't get laid or anything but I have a lot of frens. 5'10" 250.

>>15392876
dude move the fuck out

>>15387421

>>15400716
this is untrue. he was an alcoholic and coke-head but this schedule was completely made up by some journalist.
still funny tho

>>15400606
>literally a machine, literally like a machine and enjoying it
pure mechanical bliss

>>15400716
>>15401075
Hunter S. Thompson was an absolute turbo bastard, but that article does say "apocryphal" in the first sentence.

>>15387640
When the sandwich ingredients kept going after avocado, I cracked.

>>15387640
>box of hot pocket potatoes
lost

>>15400033
>STAY SEXY

>>15395493
Rrroooooooooxxxyyyy

>>15400455
lmao, you're fat

>>15400716
E Jean Carroll is a fucked up person, iirc HST was going to sue her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNBaRM8sKZU

she's obviously crazy

>>15387640
You watch the first half and think "man, that's kinda wild that she can eat all of that"
But then reality rears its fat ugly head and the penis shrivels

>>15388467

>>15392032
kek

>>15389463
what's wrong with getting double meat?

>>15401251
>Please take my money to two-hand shove a burning taco deeper down my throat than any man has ever been

>>15388467
His parents must be rich, I can only afford 1 pair of pants every other year, and this chad dad just obliterates his for comedy gold on a monthly basis.

>>15388967
Damn things cost like $50 each too. A friend of mine was filming an indie movie for his college filmography final. He asked me to source these candy glass beer bottles. When I went to the shop that supplies local studios with all manner of glass, including the aforementioned candy glass beer bottles, the shop guys tried to make $50 a bottle seem like a fucking deal. I walked right the fuck out, bought some real beers & went to toys r us and bought a copy of splatterhouse 3 and still had money left (friend gave me $100 and requested at least 5 bottles). I drank the beers and rinsed the empty bottles so no beer scent would linger. Genius me then poured some simple syrup in the bottles so they'd smell like candy. Took the bottles to the shoot and watched as some random dude got his skull obliterated with the bottles which did not break on the first go. All the while I assured them it was indeed candy-glass. When one of the bottles finally broke it sent glass bits everywhere and the guy getting hit got all kinds of fucked up. Made for a great scene in the end. To this day my buddy still believes it was candy glass and randomly talks about how dangerous real bottles would be in a barfight (remember how anon got busted open with those candy glass beers? Imagine how fucked up you'd get if someone attacked you with a real bottle?)

>>15388825
This is bloody hilarious

>>15401251
>machine gun man is disgusted
as he should be, cismoids are the worst

>>15399565
It's from reality

>>15387421

>>15402264
i remember fitMC posting it on his twitter and an army of americans defending that shit because muh moderation even though moderating that shit would mean drinking a fraction of a shake a day

>>15402264
Amerilards

>>15387421
Classic

>>15400033
didnt he get ass cancer and die?

>>15402504
no, he got nut cancer and has no balls now

>>15402516
guess im thinking of another guy then

>>15402537
you are perhaps thinking of totalbiscuit, he was a youtuber who got arse cancer and diet, but he was gaming related

>>15399517
>BUGS AREN'T FUCKING PEOPLE FOOD
*blocks your path*

>>15402555
no, the guy im thinking of also made vidoes about eating alot or drinking dangerous amounts of alcohol

>>15402558
shrimp is shitty bug food

>>15402105
cracked me up

>>15389356
(((They))) REALLY don't want you to eat beef.

>>15401373
He is, dude is ripped and was a competitive lifter.

>>15402571
We keep expecting shoenice to die every year, but somehow he hasn't.

>>15391934
It's called sugar

>>15403098
I'm no fan of subway's, but that was them trying to bend an ambiguous and contradictory wording of the law to extract more tax revenue, rather than an indictment of the quality of the food.

>>15391085
it's only a "lack of fat" because of the "excess of protein" idiot

>>15400179
Yes

>>15395751
Same, anon. Personally I turned my gluttony around and started lifting so i can still eat big without being obese.
God, I just wish my brain wasn't broken the way it is.

>>15399517
this graph isn't cool at all it looks like shit and is impossible to decipher

>>15401628
>We drop loot with a toot!

>>15387462
>>15392032
What in the unholy name of ASS is this fuckness?!

>>15387531
The longer I read it the harder and harder I laughed

>>15387531
>oreos eaten from a clock with moon spoon
wut?

>>15388997
this made me do a big laugh, also always good to see the word mong used

>>15388467
the tip with a rip thing makes this obviously fake

>>15395818
Any tips on how to stay out of this horrible fetish, anon? I'm only slightly pudgy right now but everyone once in a while my dick takes control of my brain and tries to make me eat like a pig.