/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15385361
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don't care about risoto

>>15385361

I can't stand Babish. His recipes are always way above and beyond what any normal home chef would be willing to bother with and it's all for flourish and flexing. His voice also bothers me, it comes off as not genuine.

I miss when he was just some guy making fiction cartoon and video game recipes and not a huge production where the majority of his recipes were already tried and true.

>>15385361
reddit

>>15385361
>Cringing with Catshit

>>15385366
Based

>rree zoh toe

Anyone else get triggered by the fake accent on perfectly common foods?

>>15385461
He got triggered pretty hard by those Italian grandpas when they critiqued his carbonara instead of just telling them and the rest of the boot to shove it.

@15385361

rosemaried

>>15385361
>no saffron in the lobster butter
Saffron and lobster, especially with risotto, is a classic pairing, how do you miss that

Also you really can't shortcut risotto so I'm glad he actually did it the traditional way at the end. I worked the risotto station for a year at a Venetian small plates restaurant, and the menu straight up says "please allow 30 minutes" in the risotto section.

>>15385527
literally pre-cook risotto half way
fucking italians

>>15385536
You can't. If the rice cools and you try to finish it later, the grains will get super starchy on the outside but not be finished in the middle.

>>15385536
>NOOOO YOU CANT!!! IT'S WRONG!!!!! IT DOESN'T CREATE AN INDISTINGUISHABLE PRODUCT THAT MORE FLEXIBLE AND SAVES TIME!!! NOOOOO NO AUTHENTIC ITALIANO RISTORANTE WITH OLIVE OIL COLD-PRESSED 1000 TIMES HAS EVER DONE THIS!! NO ITALIANO HAS EVER DONE IT! EVER!!! A PASTA LINGUINI ARRIVADERCI!!

don't watch him now he has that chick from bon appetite on his channel

>>15385584
You're welcome to try, but it's going to come out like dogshit.

A new what?

>>15385722
Have YOU ever tried it, or are you just parroting what you've been told?

sneed

>>15385955
I have. It doesn't work. Obviously there's a lot of things you can get ahead on for a busy service, but pre-cooking risotto is not one of them.

>>15385961
>It doesn't work.
youre shit at cooking then

>>15385361
Aren't the vast majority of his recipes literally just the first thing he finds on a google search

>>15385361
Ireland dish should be potato and only potato.

>>15385368
>His voice also bothers me, it comes off as not genuine.

Pretty sure he's admitted to deepening his voice like a teenage boy trying to sound like an adult. Which makes sense since he definitely gives off the same vibes as those divorced suburban dads who buy a motorcycle and hang out at clubs

>>15385527
I heard that you can cook risotto and start stirring only at the end and get the same result

>>15385361
>NEW BINGING WITH BABISH!!

>>15385361
>BINGING WITH BABISH

>>15385961
>Jacques Pepin says that parcooking risotto to expediate service is acceptable and commonplace
>greaseball It*lian line cook on /ck/ says "it must never be done!"
Who to believe?

>>15385706
Uh, you mean the dude from BA?

>>15385368
the recipes obviously aren't made to be followed and replicated by the average viewer, they're literally just food porn

>>15386829
>food porn
>it's rice but with color lmao

>>15385361
at this point he is just making content to be laughed at by those 3 fat Italians. sad

>>15386939
I'm not saying all his videos are enjoyable, just that it's obvious that the main intention isn't instructive.

>>15386469
>French-born american chef

>>15387299
>m-murrican
Pulled that phrase directly from wikipedia, I gather? Should have read the rest of the article, dumb guido.

>>15385361
>Bland carbs served along side bland carbs.
Do youtube homos really?

>>15385361
can she just fucking cancel him already?

WE ALL KNOW ITS COMING, JUST DO IT

>>15385961
>food reviewer for seattle times refers to my risotto as “perfectly cooked”

youre so wrong lol. italians are such losers, holy fuck

>>15387774
Not gonna happen. Babby is a cuck, through and through and will probably give her joint ownership in the brand if he hasn't already.

Analling with Ass-Slammer
Banging with Buttbasher
Cringing with Cuckslut
Dilating with Dildodick
Eyesore with Eggslut
Faggoting with Fuckboi
Groping with Gaping-Ass
Homoing with Homoman
Immorality with Internet-Idiot
Jackoff with Jew-Jigaboo
Kucking with Kyke-Dyke
Lameass with Loser
McFaggoting with Mickman
Nigging with Nigaboo
Opening with Orifice
Pissing with Porchmonkey
Queefing with Queerbait
Rimming with Rutabega
Shitcanning with Smegma
Turnting with Tardman
Unclefucking with Ugly
Venereal with Vaggot
Wetbacks with Wopman
Xenophobia with Xylophone
Yahooing with Yeastbeast
Zoo-Time with ZOGman

>>15389669
this is a pretty good post

i'm partial to "cringing with reddit" but it doesn't fit the theme of your post

>>15389669
cringing

>>15391196
with Cuckslut

>poojeeta shows up
>starts appearing in every episode
>babish makes a risotto
>colored like the flag of India
Why are you still subscribed to that megacuck, op?

>>15389722
Bonging with Babushka

>>15385361
lmao he didn't even use the right kind of rice

>>15391535
>he thinks he knows better than a famous chef on youtube
lol

>>15385361
ETHNIC FOOD FROM MY FAVORITE MOVIE

>>15385584
>can't communicate disgust for Italians without sperging out
take it easy. do you need a glass of water or something?

>>15391556
If my mother had wheels she would be a bike.

>>15391636
If your father was a tranny he'd turn you on

>>15391641
first time, cutie?

>>15389669
rent free

>>15391575
Literally one person is making all of these posts and it's comedy gold. Fucking unironic r*ddit babbish damage control team is on point.

>makes a recipe that a TON more qualified people have already demonstrated how to make
>still fucks it up

A good risotto is like an oozy kind of porridge. He dried his shit out too much.

>>15385361
Too early for St. Patrick's day sorry

>>15386829
>Gives measurements, says recipes aren't complex
>Has videos called Basics with Babish intended to be easier to follow recipes for more basic chefs
Even his dumbed down recipes are doing shit that no normal fucking home cook would waste their time or pots/dishes doing just so he can flex.

>>15385361
You mean White Supremacist Andrew Douglas Rea?

>only two colors plus white

>>15391512
If he doesn't fade into obscurity within the next five years, Babish 100% will be cancelled for some arbitrary reason by Solah.