/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15378848
Key Lime > Lime
Also, yes, we like LaCroix because it replaces having a beer can next to me at all times while I get sober.

>>15378848
>>15378864
>we
Official /ck/ hivemind here. LaCroix is for faggots. You guys have ten minutes to leave the board.

coconut is the best one sorry anon

>>15378848
no lol kys

>>15378876
we overturned that decision back in 2018

>>15378911
That was a failed coup by board tourists.

>>15378915
>>15378911
sweet sexual tension

it's like tangy shampoo water

people that enjoy lacroix have a repressed edging fetish

>>15379130
Real niggas drink bubbly

Passionfuit is the best one lick my dong

I don't get it, why buy these crazy overpriced cans instead of just adding a good lime cordial to dirt cheap sparkling water

>>15379174
>overpriced
it's like $3 for an 8-pack

>>15379174
They're constantly on sale and lifting a can reminds me of the beer I'd normally be compulsively drinking.

>>15378848
eat water fatass

>>15379250
they're 0 calories gayboi

>>15378848
Mango best one

>>15378848
Its dangerous to drink that shit. Water gotta have sodium and minerals like real mineral water.

>>15379256
>can't eat normal water

>>15379417
Eat the fucking water you asshole

>>15378848
They're pretty good. Not as good as flavored perrier, but cheaper. I prefer the new Aha stuff though, their flavors are more interesting.

>>15379426
>oy vey, water is )))free((((
>if you eat the water you're antysemitic!
>here, buy this kosher flavored water goy.

>>15379417
You eat the water? I just swallow mine

God tier:
pamplemousse
tangerine

High tier:
lime
mango

Good tier:
lemon
coconut
orange

Low tier:
every other basic flavor

I have no mouth and I must scream tier:
cola

>>15380073

>HE PRONOUNCES IT LUH CROY

If you cant pronounce French names, kill yourself.

La Croix, aka The Cross

>the Faygo of sparkling water
Just go with Perrier. At least it has some mineral content and you can get it in glass bottles.
>inb4 overpriced
Cheap as fuck at Sam’s Club. Flats of 24 bottles for ~$14

>>15378848
I like all soda water, brand is irrelevant

>>15378864
Fuck key lime. It tastes artificial.
Lime = lemon > grapefruit = tangerine

>>15380073
Ill pample your moose

>>15378848
yes and yes

Ice your frying oil 15378848
>faggot beverage
>le consensus guis?
>spacing
The fact you didn't get the red text you vermin deserve speaks volumes. I'd gladly accept a soybish general if it meant you tourists were permanently flushed. (You) withheld for tourism.

>paying for water

>>15380577
>drinking the fluoridated, xanax-laced, birth control-tainted jew

>>15380642
I take advantage of my natural surroundings and collect and store rain water
And if you think your faggy laxcroix isn't full of all of those evil drugs and more then you need to wake up noob

>>15380642
>>15380650

Bottling sparkling water while John Waters is in the plant does not count as flavor.

>>15380577
I don't care to ingest fluoride

>>15380653

Hello shill.


https://www.businessinsider.com/birth-control-pills-hormones-estrogen-drinking-water-health-effects-2019-10

https://www.foxnews.com/story/study-finds-traces-of-drugs-in-drinking-water-in-24-major-u-s-regions

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/can-fluoride-affect-developing-infants-in-utero

>>15380709
So then avoid lacroix

>>15380653
government organizations literally test the water and find it in the water and disclose this information to the public

limoncello is the best flavor
fuck off

>>15380737
It goes through reverse osmosis and something else

>>15380653
Hello lebbit

>>15378848
DON'T OPEN IT

>>15380650
What do you think happens to all the chemtrail chemicals when it rains ?
Yeah there in your stored rain water. Which you probably use a plastic container for that wasn't made to hold water so you're not only drinking air borne pollution, detrius from your collection contraption and leeching xenoestrogenic chemicals from your plastic containers. Enjoy your bitch tits gay frog boy.

>>15380073
Are you counting limoncello as a basic flavor? It needs to be in high tier at least for your ranking to be at all accurate.

key lime taste like skittles and is really good FYI

>>15381228
You like that, dontcha faggot? Do they sit next to your hot sauce collection too?

>>15378876
>Official /ck/ hivemind here. LaCroix is for faggots.

Imagine getting this worked up over sparkling water.

>>15381554
>Imagine getting this worked up over sparkling water.

>essence of flavor
They all taste the exact same.
The color of the can tricks your brain.

>>15378848
I like hibiscus flavor the best

For me, it's
1. Limoncello
2. Apricot
3. Coconut

Anything else isn't worth it

Also Whole Foods has a ginger flavored one of their 365 brand sparkling water that's good

lu cnonx? not a fan

It tastes like getting fruit described to you.

>>15380840
>he fell for the marketing
>>15381002
distill it and store it in glass, cope harder faggot lmfao

>>15378848
every single la croix ive had tastes the exact same