/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i'm triggered

>>15376678
Eat your fucking bugs, employee.

go back to /pol/, faggot

>>15376673
>with some friends and a hot but incredibly stupid trashy and slutty girl and one of the guys we were with says he wants to go see his friend in Salt Lake City, so we go to his friends house
>nice house in nice neighborhood
>walk in and sit on the couch and see that the coffee table, walls, couches, etc., are fucking covered in roaches as heavily as that pizza
>not even exaggerating
>pizza boxes everywhere, and theres a fucking baby in a high chair to boot
>guys friend is some buff guy that may have just gotten out of prison and invites slutty grill downstairs to his bedroom
>"theres no bugs in my room"
>mfw she was actually going to go with him for a quick lay. She was down like that. I fucked her a couple times prior
>finally say "come on can we fucking leave wtf"
>get in car and leave
Fuck I hate roaches

>>15376733
>not singing hakuna matata while you build a dinner plate of roaches, ants, and worms

>>15376673
>be living with friend in what is essentially a crackhouse minus the crack
>still plenty of WEED lmao xD
>drinking one night watching tv
>sip beer, but instead roach that had crawled into the neck of the bottle enters mouth
>not the only time that happened

>>15376819

>>15376834
Pretty sure I drank out of my cum bottle one time in college but a roach is too much man. Get your shit together

>>15376834
I lived in a shitty college trap house with a layer of beer cans on the floor but at least we picked up our garbage and never got roaches. We had mice and ants sometimes but never fucking roaches

>>15376861
Oh there were rats too, killed several with sticks/roommates pitbull. I'm thankful to have put the white trash part of my life behind me

>>15376673
>this image has literally happened to me, looks just like my memory
high school were dark days