/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Gross dumpy old woman who makes gross food.

>>15375719
That looks loovlay

>>15375719
>British “cuisine”

>>15375719
Didnt she die from covid?

she's cheerful and makes comically bad food

>>15375719
HA PEEPO

>>15375731
That would be horrible. Source on that rumor?

>>15375731
>last vid 5 days ago
Nah.

>>15375719
The William Hung of cooking

>>15375719
Delusional idiot that can't cook or take advice

>>15376013
Fuck off, pos.

>>15375719
The leading authority and expert on traditional british cuisine.

>>15375719
pretty sure she's a troll

>>15376002
That's a 35 year old millenial pop culture reference if I ever heard one. Even calling her the Rebecca Black of cooking would be a decade-old reference.

but basically yeah, people watch her for cringe value.

Also her son is a epic NEET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80AWIZjorNE

The greatest british cook

>>15375719
Pretty sure she's drunk in half of the videos she's posted.

>>15375719
I want her to collab with ja/ck/

HI PEOPLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-rj3gVOAnM

>>15376261
Lee Anthony 'Big Man Lee' Hoyland is a fucking national treasure

Night ziggeh see ya in the morning pal

>>15375719
You can't explain good content to a nincompoop.

>>15376478
what the fuck is going on

>>15376495
I love greyhounds. such gentle dogs.

>>15376478
>garlic completely burnt
>look like raisins
>"so, now the garlic is browned"
lost

>>15376495

Nyh Nyh Curleh

Why does she always forget what shes cooking while shes in the middle of it?

>>15376495
>Doesn't feed the food dog food but her food
>She poisoned and killed the poor dog
>They replaced Ziggeh in a week
I can't imagine just replacing the dog you've had for over 10 years within a week actually I can, I'm just surprised they didn't name the new one Ziggy

>>15376615
that and the fact that her hands are too shaky & uncoordinated to chop an onion or carrots or anything would lead me to think it's some degenerative neurological disorder or she used to be a full blown alcoholic or maybe still is

I feel like she's one of the brainless morons that voted for the Tories

>>15376639
Sod off, cunt. We will NEVER let you turn England into a new Cuba/Venezuela.

>>15376639
Imagine being brainless enough to think voting matters

>>15376632
She's bit of both. Surely she isn't the brightest person out there, and she's clearly drunk too.

>>15375719
She reminds me of Wanda and her macaroni recipe
>RIP Wanda, wherever you are

>>15376261
I love this family

I swear I saw this lady in an xvideos gangbang.

hi jersh

>>15376632
>that and the fact that her hands are too shaky & uncoordinated to chop an onion or carrots or anything would lead me to think it's some degenerative neurological disorder or she used to be a full blown alcoholic or maybe still is
I think she has disability level severe carpel tunnel damage. She has no wrist strength.
There was mention in one video long ago.

I find her personality cute. No issues with her whatsoever. I can't say I've seen her in a while, but she was so heart on her sleeve endearing waiting for her son to approve the first bite/flavor of whatever she threw together. I love her metalhead Tshirt rotation. I bet she was actually a pretty teenager, headbanging at all the best shows, with those dimples and all, but ended up the poor single mom. WTF is that kitchen closet porch vestibule weird kind of no code construction of a stove with zero counterspace, with the tile walls. Is that a curry kitchen?? Horrible landlord? WTF. I'd love to know if she has a normal kitchen whatsoever. I always want to send her some nice set of pans or something, haha. I feel bad for her.
But, she was generous to share all the episodes her son made, and her son is so idiotic and cute taping it all. Bet she's ADHD, can't think ahead. But it might just be the zero counterspace.
That birthday party hangout with his friends looked sweet. It's funny that people really do eat like this, fries and carbs, powdered curry sauces, sausages in pastry. Oh man, just say I'm glad I'm american.

I don’t understand how someone is able to make hundreds of cooking videos, and not improve one bit. Even after going through countless comments she still hasn’t learned anything. I like watching Kay, but holy shit I’m still not 100% convinced she isn’t a troll

>>15375721
she's based and you're rude

>>15376388
nah, drunks are easy to spot. She's doing comedy while not actually be able to cook properly

>>15376615
Heavy metal poisoning

I don’t put this forth lightly but their bloodline seems extremely hearty, and dare I say, based & redpilled? The son’s music is high tier

>>15376261
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80AWIZjorNE
Thanks.

>>15378217
Probably from all those Iron Maiden T-shirts.

>>15376261
>Son
oh god, they look like they could be siblings.

>>15375719
She looks a lot like my neighbor, single mom and always snooping around the place. Creepy bitch

>>15378648
that's a good one

>>15376639
FOUR MORE YEARS

>>15378637
Yeah, great, add a repetitive wageslave routine in the middle to make those days more varied. Good analysis.

>>15379127
>NEETS think that life is either being a hopeless wageslave or a basement dweller with no life
Meanwhile anyone normal pursues something they care about and has plenty of time to do 100x what some useless NEET fucks manage to do in their entire lives while working and having other responsibilities.

>>15379153
wagecope

>>15376639
>muh tories
yeah, they're dickheads but do you have any other conversation topic other than 'BORIS BAD', its proper sad

>>15376639
Shut up you fucking melt.

>>15376261
I miss Godwinson.

>>15375719
Most of the food she cooks is alright. It’s just why would you share it online?

>>15376495
>>15376261
I like to think the dog is an analogy to British empire

>>15376261
what the fuck is wrong with people

>>15379514
yes, very appetising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WhZvyrSeNA

>>15376261
My favourite day was

>Morning everyone
>I'm having pizza
>Right I'm all tucked up in bed

>>15376495
That cut from the dog eating his pilchards to looking like that I thought he was dead.

>>15375719
piss off, look the shit bitch up yourself, why should I?

>>15375719
If you're too lazy to look that nasty thing up then why do think that I should do your research for you, you fucking cunt.

>>15375719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNto-3DvDpw

I think this has to be the mandatory video. I imagine watching this video gives the same feeling as taking a ton of PCP and wandering around in a sewer.

>>15376261
fucking brilliant, does anyone know how old he is?

>>15376261
>good mornin it's half past one inne afternoon
>night night it's five firdy inna morning an im all toocked up in bed

I don't miss the NEET lifestyle/sleep schedule

>>15377704
I'm thinking that

A. her cooking videos are the only times she cooks for herself, I think it's safe to assume that like Lee her daily meals are instant frozen things or just the most basic beans over toast type shit

B. Given that she mostly only cooks for the camera, hundreds of cooking videos is still just the equivalent of like a year's worth of cooking. And it's not like the youtube comments are there to remind her and help her WHILE she's cooking it's always after the fact after she's already rubbed raw chicken all over everything and burnt garlic into charcoal.

I do remember one video where she was like "oh right so I remembah peeple tellin meh to not set the heat so high up so I'll turn down a bit this time"

>>15375719
Is 90% of the dish mash potatoes?

>>15375719
she's an amerifat makibg amerifat food

>>15376661
corbyn hates jews apparently, thats why i voted for him

>>15379153
>>15379289
Mate I'm a wagie and I love it. Have made some great friends, I get to use skills I have and work on things I wouldn't get to work on as a lone person / wouldn't have the capital to even begin myself. I have plenty of time to pursue other hobbies too.

>>15379323
Is Boris like their version of Trump or something?

>>15381256
not really, he is right wing though

I’m guessing she’s from “The North”, simply based on how Brits describe northerners.

>>15375719
KAYS COOKING
>her old channel
Kay's Cooking
>her new channel

>>15376002
>she moves, she moves!

>>15376624
I was in the process of getting a new puppy then my dog unexpectedly died the day before I brought the pup home. Felt bad.

>>15381260
He's pro mass immigration, pro fag marriage and was even pro Brexit/globalization until he saw a route to power.

Not even remotely right wing.

>>15382991
The EU is right wing, look up the people who headed the movement to leave the EU until quite recently. Time to grow up from your babby tier understanding buddy

and for my suppa i am avin two yum yums

>>15376624

Bro is this true? When did that happen?

>>15375719
Only people from the UK could understand, Kay is every working class mother that has ever been hated.

She went on some racist rant calling women in burqas letterboxes which is very based

>>15380770
26

>>15381256
Imagine if the Democrats were being accused of being evil far right bigots, it's a bit like that.

>>15385060
>letterboxes

>>15376478
The rice is fucking raw

>>15375719
Dumb council house slag who grew up eating nothing but sausage, chips and beans and is too poor to afford decent ingredients.

>>15375719
An incredibly well made satire that fooled thousands

>>15376495
dis nigga is blazed

>>15380863
I broke my ankle badly and was off work for 5 months.

used to wake up at 15:00 and cry because i felt like i was sleeping my life away

now i just work my life away woohoo

>>15381234
>I'm a wagie and I love it

>>15376013
She's fully aware she sucks and probably does it intentionally at this point its her thing

>>15387401
Last parts and debt are genuinely horrible advice. Loaning is great if you know what you're doing. Being a bottom bitch at the work is way to get crammed with unpaid overwork and bossed around.

>>15381335
Is this a porn?

>>15376261
>crisp sandwich
kek

>>15376261
How do these people afford to live?

>>15380766
delicious burnt spaghettio

>>15387790
i would assume that people who are incompetent enough to require advice from random pictures on the internet fall on the category of people who don't know what they're doing

>>15388092
welfare or parents