/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15369668
I'll finish
>op is a massive faggot

>>15369672
fpbp

Whatever OP uses

>>15369672
He said Reddit cookware, not Reddit ingredients.

>>15369672
kek

>>15369672
btfo

>>15369672
/thread/

>>15369672
nailed it

>>15369668
cast iron, carbon steel etc are only plebbit if you're a faggot about it. Me, I have tinned copper, carbon steel, stainless, cast iron, enameled cast "iron" dutch oven (actually made railroad steel), and even a teflon nonstick pan in my kitchen because different food requires different utensils to cook with.

Tinned copper is by far the most based cookware though.

>>15369672
WEW

>>15369672
open and shut case

>>15369672
really, OP is a massive faggot. the whole point of this thread would be absolutely retarded. I don't even get it.

>>15369668
WORST. POST. EVER.

>>15369672
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>15369672
OP’s been real quiet since this one dropped.

He got rekt so hard that it fucked him all the way back to plebbitt

>>15369668
OP, I think you are done here.

>>15369672

>>15369672
jesus christ not like this

>>15369672
you're batman

>>15369668
OP PLEASE TELL US IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!

>>15369672
my nigga

didn't know so many redditors also liked /ck/

>>15369668
if from reddit why are you posting here you fucking faggot?

>>15370026
at least not from the fag zone of reddit

>>15369668
Yeah cast iron is so inconvenient.

>>15370240
Jackin off that, good times were had by all!

>>15369718
>different food requires different utensils to cook with
This. /ck/ are a bunch of retarded children that limit themselves.

>>15369668

sup guys

>>15370710
Do fuckers uironically use these shits?

>>15370710
Use those in a fistfight.

>>15371102
if you need those things, it means the meat isn't overcooked enough

>>15370710
I got this as a gift. Fucking terrible, serrated knife and big fork is still the method

>>15371102
Only when trying to live out a fantasy life as a bear

>>15369672
Destroyed

>>15369668
I use my great grandmother cast iron skillet. Cast iron is amazing because the skillet is almost 110 year old and still work perfectly. No problem no hole no scratch no bending. Cast iron is not magical its old its rough and if you take care of it your family will never need another skillet, ever.

>>15371235
>serrated knife and big fork
Just fucking pull it apart with your fingers. It's called pulled pork, not daintily shredded with a fork and knife pork.

>>15369668
I never understood this shit. Why season the PAN and not the steak itself? Also the shit rusts like crazy.

>>15369672
>when the first post is the best post

>>15371761
did you forget to dry it after you wash it or something

>>15370240
Jesus that pinky what the fuck.

Electric stovetop

>>15369672
Be op
See seamen
Pic related

>>15369672
Gotdamn OP on suicide watch

>>15369672
first post reddit post

>>15369672
Op sucked my dick. Can confirm, massive homosex.

>op cookware
I’ll start

>>15370710
who's the fat youtube chef that uses these? he's a lolcow around here, I forgot his name.

>>15369718
I agree. I'm actually In the market for tinned copper though, I don't have one yet. My stainless set is beauty, though. Cast is for steak and eggs.

>>15369672
holy frickin based

>>15369672
destroy d

>>15369672
Rekt

>>15373120
jack

>>15369672
Gottam

>whoaaa wait bro, dont use that knife, I have a special tool for slicing cheese

>>15370240
thats not too cringe, it can be adapted to work for the elderly or disabled.

>>15373623
u serious

>>15374510
>it can be adapted to work for the elderly or disabled.
That's precisely what it was invented for. The Soylent company didn't invent that machine, nor was it invented with Soylent in mind at all in general. Someone did that as a joke because it was a running gag that the labels on the Soylent bottles would freely slide around so much that you couldn't get enough grip to open the bottle properly. The labels weren't glued to the bottle so you'd grab it with both hands and it'd just spin around. The easiest way to open it was just to rip the label off, but it became a running gag about Soylent and people made videos like that as a joke. It was never "I'm too weak to open a plastic bottle," the joke was always "Soylent bottles are so poorly designed they require extreme methods to open." Of course, retarded trolls with no connection to the context just think whatever they want because they can't be bothered to actually learn anything beyond just reacting to the surface level appearance of everything they see and then treating that like absolute truth.

>>15369672
OH LAWD

>>15370629
>different food requires different utensils to cook with
I agree. I do cook at home regularly but I realized this after buying a stainless steel and cast iron pan.

>>15373623
I don't even use one but how fat are you?

>>15369668

>>15370731
mmm delicious hypertension and dehydrated steak

>>15374626
Didn’t read you hrt faggot

>>15370240
The geometry of this person's hand gets me every time.

>>15374917
I don't even drink Soylent, I just choose not to be an uninformed, ignorant retard.

>>15374917
Damn that guy just called you an uninformed, ignorant retard
Get blown the fuck out you fagoid, how does it feel to be made into a cuck by some guy online?

>>15374872
>if you dont use this meme tool you = fat
Literally what?

>>15375474
He's saying if you have a spatula only for cutting cheese it must mean you eat too much cheese which must mean you are fat.

>>15374917
You will never be a man

>>15374626
the question as old as time itself finally answered and I got a free lecture too

>>15375474
What's your IQ?

>>15369672
How can OP ever recover?

>>15373623
Literally every household in Scandinavia has one of these.

>>15375898
As I said, Reddit

>>15369672
came here to post this

>>15370710
I fell for this meme. I make a decent amount of shredded chicken, and they were on Amazon for like 20 bucks. They do, in fact, suck.
>>15371102
Only once, maybe twice.

>>15373120
sneed

>>15369718
>Tinned copper is by far the most based cookware though.
why, other than cost

>>15377073
Why are smokers Reddit?

>>15377103
Pellet smokers are redddit. The food doesn't come out nearly as good and it's a lazy way to smoke food.

>>15377112
I'm not familiar with the alternative. Using a grill?

>>15377137
An offset or a barrel smoker

>>15377137
Charcoal smoker, wood smoker, the only thing shittier is a straight up electric smoker. Fuck, I'd rather a gas smoker than a pellet smoker

>>15377146
>>15377157
Okay, I understand now. Not a lot of direct experience with smokers. But what makes wood pellets so different from wood logs? Given the same type of wood it seems like they'd have the same result.

>>15370710
I'm 99% certain I had beach toys for digging in the sand that were exactly like this when I was a kid

>>15377177
The results are not the same. The pellets don't give off a pure smoke flavor. Real wood is the only way to go.

>>15377177
That is what they are sold on (it burns wood), but the shitty pressed pellets don't give off much smoke, just heat and doesn't add flavor to the food you are smoking

>>15377220
>>15377222
Makes sense, thanks.

>>15369672
I don’t get it....is this supposed to be funny?

>>15369672
fpbp

>>15377222
checked and informativepilled

>>15374917
based

>>15369668
>he doesn't cook all his food by boiling it in gallium with the microwave
fucking caveman

>>15376092
formerly chuck's

>>15369668
>not using staub

Wtf is wrong with you

>>15369672
Based. Also, fuck Jannies.

>>15372697
>cockware

>>15370240
Soybot, my strength is waning, I need your help.

>>15377666
thank you satan

>>15369672

>I'll finish
>op is a massive faggot

>>15375498
>>15375764
Ah yes , the classic retarded non sequitur

>>15369672
OP truly btfo

>>15378969
I feel bad for you OP, next time don't selfproject when making posts

>>15373623
Wait, amerrikuns don't use these?

>>15379781
We only ever had the type with a wire and roller in our house.

>>15374947
Europeans actually think like this.

>>15379781
I use a knife, you know, that tool for slicing things

>>15373623
I literally have 4 or 5 of these and use them nearly every day. Perfect for cheese and cucumbers.

>>15380011
>

>>15379990
cutting thin slices of cheese with a knife is a fucking chore
cheeses vary so much in consistensy that it's literally better to have it's own tool for it

>>15380023
i don't doubt, but it's still Reddit as fuck

>>15380056
>I use a knife
>Knife is shit for cheese
>I don't dobut
so you don't actually ever cut cheese?

Oh I get it now. Americans only use pre-sliced cheese. Gotcha

>>15369672

>>15380023
>I'm too weak to cut cheese with a knife
LOL the state of soys

>>15369672
/Thread

>>15373120

>>15370240
This guy has to be memeing right? What's up with all of these soyboys who can't open the bottles?

>>15379839
What the fuck? Doesn't this break when the cheese is even slightly hard?

>>15380614
It's a lot stronger than it looks, but I never tried it on particularly hard cheeses, we mostly had softer cheeses growing up anyway.

>>15380571
>trying to cut sideways with claws
Why is he so retarded

>>15371814
Wiens’ reactions make me burst into spaz laughter at 3 in the morning

>>15369668
I'm afraid you are, anon

>>15380571
How many parasites do you think Jack is host to now?

>>15376246
Copper is a great conductor of hear even more than Iron.

>>15373623
Wait... People don't have/use these?

>>15380990
you don't understand, the parasites don't feed off Jack, Jack is feeding off them.

>>15381046
Everyone point and laugh at the loser who uses functional tools for specific purposes!
Hey loser! Don't you know that owning anything that does something useful is cringe and reddit?! If you don't have 1 knife and 1 non-stick pan (since iron is reddit) to do literally everything in your kitchen you're a faggot!

>>15381131
>using a knife
Just use your bare hands like a REAL MAN, you soiboi

>>15381131
>>15381146
>nooooooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOO, dont make fun of my meme kitchen utensils!

>>15369672
Nice shot, Delta-4. He's not gonna be walking after that one, over.

>>15369668
Whuu what is roddit`?

>>15369668
Redditors don’t cook lol. They might once in a blue moon for updoots but I guarantee they order grub hub every day

>>15371761
>Why season the PAN
>Also the shit rusts like crazy.
Based retard

>>15374626
>It was never "I'm too weak to open a plastic bottle,"
Yeah it was retard. People complained that the ridges on the bottle top were too rough and hurt their hands

>>15380924
>unironically outing yourself as a redditor

>>15381518
>You can't post on reddit because...
>y-you just can't, okay??

>>15369672

>>15369719
Tin has wonderful nonstick properties, is at most a few thousands thick and therefore has superior thermal properties to stainless lined copper, and it produces a truly incredible fond that I’ve never seen with any other kind of cookware. Furthermore tin is a more “”natural”” metal (not highly processes like stainless steel). This probably doesn’t matter at all but I do feel a tiny bit more comfortable cooking on it in terms of toxicity. Finally, If you know how, you can also retin your pans yourself (or hire a tinner). This means your pans will basically never die unless you beat the shit out of them. Even with careful maintenance stainless linings will get scratched up or pierced and the pan will be worthless after.
>>15369719
My dad purchased some 100+ year old pieces and we retinned them together ourselves. It’s straightforward but not easy.

>>15381953
Meant for >>15376246
And >>15373412

>>15381161
Why are you mad though

>>15381566
>heh...
>looks like I posted a text balloon of my opinion next to a Gigachad while posting a text balloon of your opinion next to a crying soy Wojak
>nothing personell kid

>>15377112

thank you, came to see this.

>>15377177

pellet shit is so bugmen can smoke without having to tend a fire. the pellets burn more evenly and stuff at the loss of good wood flavor after being processed.