/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15365996
Soygusea's grilled cheese isn't RUSTIC like CHEF RAMSAY'S

>>15365996
Gordon Ramsay is such an absolute shitter. How did he even get so much recognition and clout? None of it seems deserved, any time he cooks anything it looks like garbage but people praise it because he's Gordon Ramsay and they don't dare call it out.

>>15365996
Yes but fuck Adam

>>15366019
>How did he even get so much recognition and clout?
a hojilion michelin stars and a million TV appearances

>>15366103
>a hojilion michelin stars
I don't even get how that happened. Was he actually a good chef at some point and all his time as a celebrity on TV has dulled his skills?

>>15366112
He used to simp for Marco so I’m sure he had connections

>>15365996
Hmm but what if they are both losers?

>>15366112
He used to be really good. I've been following him for years and it is just lately that he flew off the rails. I think he quit giving a fuck because he's old and rich and nothing he does from now on even matters. He may as well retire imo

>>15366153
Yeh the vibe I got from Ramsay is that he was all about the hustle. TV shows, endorsement deals, the lot. Now he has no need to hustle anymore.

>>15366112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klpWh5RdEP4
Bourdain had nothing but praise for his work before he became a TV star.

>>15366185
so he never actually had a drop of integrity and pride?

>>15365996
That video was like a parody

>oi govnah in britain it aint grilled cheese its cheese n toast
>two pretentious literally what? cheeses
>autistically slices one of the cheeses to fit next to the other one one layer instead of just stacking
>cooking grilled cheese in a fucking woodfire stove

>>15366194
you really think bourdain took his fucking show there for free to shoot a segment just to show him suck gordon's dick because he actually loves gordon, the restaurant, and the food so much?

>>15366211
Yes. If Bourdain could be bought like that, he would have stayed with the mafia.

>>15366112
He wasn't always a loud, vulgar and playful TV star. He used to run one of the most prestigious restaurants in London, and that was his early career.

>>15365996
R U S T I C

>>15366197
He starred in a television programme after earning his very first Michelin star. In the first episode of that program, he had accepted an endorsement deal for a proprietary brand of green apples, and was hired to make a small dinner for the promoters of the apple. "$6000 for half an hour's work", I think he put it.
Suffice it to say he spent the whole time on camera calling the branded apples a load of bullshit and made the whole dinner with granny smiths instead. The diners were none the wiser.

I wouldn't say the man is without integrity or pride, but he was never above a dollar.

>>15366243
sounds like a cocksucking faggot to me

>>15366253
idk dude sounds like you're just predisposed to hate the guy and can't acknowledge a cheeky lad when you see one

>>15366262
what's cheeky about it? dude fucking yells about rustic and fresh and local and letting the simple ingredients shine and then just makes bullshit with walmart produce? what a fucking two faced faggot

>>15366267
We're talking about a program from twenty years ago, anon. Keep up.

>>15366269
OP is about a grilled cheese sandwich he made last year. are you in the right thread dumbell?

>>15366273
You're the one who asked how Ramsay rose to prominence, idiot.

>>15366292
are you huffing paint? where did anyone ask that?

>>15365996
My question is, does this ragusea guy really let people fuck his wife?

>>15365996
More like fagusa

>>15366306
literally the second reply in the thread.

>>15366307
look on skipthegames macon georgia

>>15366307
Have you ever met a guy that would claim racism over making fucking bread?

You could literally rape his GF and he would justify it being her choice

>>15366311
how is that my fucking question? are you able to fucking parse replies or do you just imagine you're having a conversation with one person?

>>15366318
>skipthegames macon georgia
kek all I see is a bunch of black women's assholes and some landwhales.

>>15366330
Ah, the old "pretend that wasn't me all along so I don't feel foolish"

Okay then. Have fun.

What’s the best and worst Adam video? He can’t be all terrible and hideous and bloated right?

>>15366347
so no, you're actually too fucking stupid to parse replies

Gonna be honest, the grilled cheese and soup episode is one of the few times I agree with Adam 100%

>>15366318
>skipthegames
this is really depressing.

>>15366355
Says the Anon too stupid to read a thread?

>>15366370
I didn’t like seeing his wife or the part where he says the stuff about American cheese

>>15366380
His wife is a fucking dog

>>15366393
He’s a bloated up chinkoid jew with European teeth and nothing else. He’s a failed journalist that thinks he can comment on music and he probably has the worlds thinnest skin

>>15366393
She's got them summer teeth

>>15366399
yeah but what about the soychad chadam fagusea?

>>15366405
No I am talking about adam

>>15366407
who's adam? this is about the

>>15365996
The Chad Ramsey, going on a trip around the world and using a shite looking cheese toastie as the excuse for it

The virgin try hard making his cheese toastie in his house alone as his wife is out getting rammed by chad thundercock

>>15366409
The what?

>>15366417
the soychad

>>15366419
soychad=adam

>>15366422
wait are you talking about chadam fagusea?

>>15366429
soychad=adam=chadam=cuck=faggot

>>15365996
The legendary chef has transcended the rules of the grilled cheese and made something all his own, perfect within itself. A masterwork.

>>15365996
You'd have to pay me handsomely to fuck this guy's wife. That is a wretched beast.

>>15366445
The conversation was never about Gordon's wife, Marco.

>>15366200
>oi govnah in britain it aint grilled cheese its cheese n toast

why do retard yanks need to over emphasize and lampoon british accents in these extremely exaggerated ways. are you physically incapable of hearing a british person talk without becoming retarded?

>>15366542
Are British people physically incapable of talking without sounding retarded?

>>15366542
y d' rehtad yanks neeed t' ova emphasorze 'n' lumpoon bri'ish acksents n theese extreemely exagurated 'ays, 'r' ye fisiklee incaapaabul uv 'earin' a bri'ish porsin toik witout becamin reetaaarded?

>>15366542
maybe if you faggots would just speak white we wouldn't have to mock you

>>15365996
explain the Ragusa thing to me. I've looked at some of his video's recently and they seem... mediocre? Like not offensive, not incredible. Better than some stuff.

>>15366598
Look at his most popular to see how annoying he is

>>15366542
>lampoon
would you fucking give it a rest, use normal words.

>>15366597
>Amerimutts
>White

>>15366722
I’m actually 10% Italian 20% german 50%dutch 20% Arab so yes I am white and I am Australia

>>15366729
germans already speak deutsch, you don't have to count the percentage for """dutch""" [sic] separately you idiot.

also a can of white paint with a drop of any other colour in it it no longer white.

>>15365996
>memsey
pan cooking is a meme. Even 4 year olds can do it properly.

baking, curing, and fermenting are the only skill-based components of cuisine.

>>15366753
What part isn’t white? Would an Italian Dutch Irish mutt be white to you?

>>15366792
>20% Arab
>What part isn't white?

>>15366786
>following instructions
>skill

I bet that other grilled cheese doesn't even have the most amazing, homemade kimchi in it.

>>15366597
Actually, I’ve always thought white Americans sound like homosexuals. You shame us all.

>>15366542
You're talking about the guys who think cockney is the same as rp.

>>15366542
>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
“I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
“I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

mfw

>wah this burnt crust is too spicey for me
fucking americans

>>15366019
>the time a car reviewer beat him in a cooking contest.
That's a big ? From me

>>15368280
Eckchewalley, oi've awwayze fot woiyte a-merry-kans sawnd woike 'omo seck chewals. Yew shayme uzaww.

>>15368408
That car reviewer did make a cooking show a little while ago.
It was pretty good.

>>15366833
Arabs are more white than Americans.

Ethan and Josh Weissman are better

>>15368572
I don't watch college fratboy cooks.

Everybody knows John Favreau makes the best grilled cheese

>>15365996
>why couldn't ramsay had rerecorded the grilled cheese video? is he so arrogant that he refused to admit that he fucked up the sandwich?
He's not actually a cook.
He's an inferiority-chip-on-his-shoulder butthurt old man trying hard to look rich and privileged, ever trying. ALL of his videos feature shots of a borrowed location that you're supposed to envy or ooo or ahh about. He poses in front of cars, mentions his vacation, BBQs on top of a pool deck, anything that comes across subtle but is actually bragging. It's just how he is...wants you notice equipment or price of ingredients, anything at all to make you want to be him.

For the most part, everyone falls for the act, and think it's a cooking show. It's insecurity. He knows he is a hack.

>>15368288
Who the hell care about that?

>>15366542
COR BLIMEY GUV DESE YANKS ARE GIVING ME A BLOODY ARSEACHE NEED A BIT O MUZZIE COCK IN THERE TO GET ME BACK IN THE WICKETS

>>15368288
No one cares, bog dweller

>>15369641
>>15369641

LMAO

>>15365996

Wat is happening in this video? Gordon radiates a weird energy. Feels like I'm watching a truant schoolboy who has broken into his aunt's upper middle-class house to film for Home Economics project. He's unsure of himself, disoriented.

>>15370154
Even flushed like he has been drinking but caught in the act, I can imagine producer scolding him seconds before the camera rolls.

pretty sure he's just chasing after virality and the youtube algorithm. cast iron, open fire, grilled cheese(not really eaten in the uk), kimchi

>>15366194
Bourdain was so much better when the fame didn't get to his head and he became a cringe "renegade gen xer"

>>15365996
There's only one possible answer, he really thought it looked amazing.

>>15370199
Maybe he's never seen a grilled cheese before and he thought that how they're supposed to look?

>>15368395
Loved the ending btw

>>15366235
My Desire to learn more intensifies

>>15366542
>Oi fink is rava schewpid you yanks make fon ov a aksents

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>>15366235
But he was always a scandal magazine darling. That is his career.

>>15368408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg
James May ended up winning

>>15368395
My sides

>>15366542
it's just bants. portraying americans as speaking in a lampooned texas accent is funny too

>>15370162
cocaine and hangover most likely

It's sad that mutts dont realise that the Victorian East End Cockney accent hasn't existed for nigh on 100 years now

>>15366542

>>15366112
Basically there was a time before the internet and the standards for chefs was waaaay lower than today. Hell, he was mostly set up before even shit like Food Network was a thing. So that's why he's kinda the last superceleb chef. You could go on with it more about the PR shit like making good shows. You could probably have him do a shootout against the top 50 youtube cooking channel e-celebs and he'd maybe win like 10%.

>>15368709
Rich people ain't happy. From the day they're born till the day they die, they think they're happy, but trust me, they ain't.

>>15368709
>He's not actually a cook.
This is a retarded take.