/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i hate americans

>>15365264
an All-American weiner with ketchup and mustard...

>>15365267
Why?
Also, what do you get at the ball game?

>>15365264
Hotdog, mustard and relish

>>15365264
a hot dog and a free designated driver drink

>>15365264
Covid

>>15365270
It's weird how hot dogs can be called wieners or frankfurters which mean "from Vienna" and "from Frankfurt."

Covid

>>15365288
Are you feeling better? Was it a good game?

>>15365264
Nachos with cheese and a blueberry Icee.

>>15365264
I don't get at any ball game, they all put me to sleep they're so boring and full off commercials.

Is that caviar?
Are Americans really this classy/wealthy?

>>15365290
Yeah, and in europe they just call hot dogs "sausages"

>>15365264
Why would anyone in their right mind sit through any kind of "ball game?" Its downright boring.

>>15365318
Looks like "dippin dots"
It's just ice cream freeze dried in little balls.
They stay cold SLIGHTLY longer this way.

>>15365302
Do you mean blue raspberry, the best icee flavor, or is there an actual blueberry one?

>>15365320
In europe they call manass a pussy.
That's eurotrash

>>15365333
That's gay! You're drinking blue? WTF flavor is blue except gay!

>>15365318
Yes, North American caviar comes from the indigenous rainbow trout.

>>15365345
It's white bark raspberry flavor.

>>15365264
For me it's the Boomstick

>>15365355
what idiots in a focus group with marketing and advertising degrees related that to blue?

>>15365290
In Germany, where Frankfurt lies they are named wiener and in Austria, whose capital is Vienna they are called frankfurter. It's the same for many other sausages. Some names also apply for different sausages in the same country.

>>15365264
A knuckle sandwich

Peanuts and cracker jack

>>15365366
That thing in the background looks like a dalek.

>>15365368
It was back when an ice-pop company used up all its red shades for cherry, strawberry, watermelon, and whatever else.
They didn't have a red dye for raspberry, and no blue flavor for their blue food dye, so they did the thing, and here we are.

>>15365376
EXTERMINATE!
EXTERMINATE!

>>15365384
Do you tend to root for the home team?

>>15365400
That's just plain goofy.

>>15365366
named for the booming sound heard from the stadium shitter

>>15365415
What the heck is a home team?

>>15365417
IKR, they should've made the watermelon green

>>15365415
Yes. If they don't win it's a shame

>>15365421
Not these days, it's fake sounds piped in from empty stadiums.

>>15365423
It means they field in the top of the inning, and bat in the bottom of the inning.

>>15365385
The chair?

>>15365264
Handjob

>>15365443
no shit sherlock, I'm an American and baseball is damn well boring. Even more boring than football, what's going on there, a one hour game, 4 quarters that takes 4-5 hours to get through, that will without a doubt put me to sleep.

>>15365320
I'm a bong and they've always been called frankfurters.

>>15365457
something like that

>>15365443
15 minute quarters, yet it seems to take 4-5 hours to get through, usually closer to 5 then there might be overtime bringing it to 7-8hours or boredom and commercials and bullshit halftimes. Who the fuck in their right mind can watch this shit?

>>15365264
Big old American sauce with American sauce drippin just like the u.s.a
USA USA USA

>>15365333
>blue raspberry
I suppose. I just ask for blue Icee.

If you go to a ball game you have to have a hotdog, everyone knows that

>>15365475
they dont call them frankfurters in germany
they call them sausage

I don’t attend shit sports, but when I go to a hockey game I like to get an italian sausage

>>15365320
here in canada we call hotdogs "hotdogs"

>>15365659
here in europe well canadians dogs

>>15365665
we call you migrants

>>15365267

>>15365474
That doesn't have anything to do with what a home team is.

>be americans at match
>cannot go the full 90 minutes without a sugar crash
>use emergency corn syzzurp and refined sugar stall to revive himself

>>15365264
Two hot dogs and 6 beers

>>15365927
Europoors don't understand baseball games do not have a time limit.

>>15365927
Go back to Redd/int/.

>>15365264
Don't you mean sportsball??

Peanuts that I've smuggled inside. Maybe I'll get a hot dog if I'm feeling like I haven't blown enough money senselessly that day.

>>15366096
You said 'match' so I logically meant a football match which lasts 90 minutes

>>15366125
So you were an arrogant faggot speaking about shit you know nothing about?

And I've been to a couple of soccer games in the UK. We generally aren't that drunk and we generally don't have riots either.

>>15366141
>soccer
it's football you cretin

>>15366087
based
>>15366119
even basedier

>>15365264
Last time I went it was a minor league game and they had a beer/nacho or hotdog combo for 5 bucks. The downside was that you had to get the food or the beer alone was 5 dollars, so I think me, my sisters and my brother in law split 6 nachos.

>>15365264
>What do you get at the ball game?
I'll play your silly game...
Herpes?

I don't know I haven't been to a ball game in 40 or so years.

>>15366351
>1981
might have been a different STD

>>15366351
Sounds sad. Death would've probably been better than posting on 4channel on a Friday night friend.

>>15365320
no they dont

>>15365264
I pregame, sneak in booze, buy a hotdog and soda. Alcohol is expensive at sporting events.

>>15365738
I can't wait to watch the epic collapse of journalism once he is officially out

>>15365264
Nothing because I don't want to spend $20 on parking alone. But when I do, a churro.

>>15366376
It's sure more entertaining than going to a stupid ball game with an empty stadium and fake noises.

>>15366431
Where? All stadiums are empty and they pipe in fake noise to make them seem full. It's fake bullshit.

>>15366436
That collapsed back in the 1970s. Now it's agenda pushing.

i like to get beer and i don't care that they cost $12 i'm going to get drunk anyway

>>15366469
Canada bux?

>>15366460
Before the pandemic bullshit. I've been to NFL, MLB, NHL, NBA and NCAA football/basketball games.

>>15366474
I went to all of those when I was a kid and a close friend was on the NHL commission so used to get cool tix, for me it got boring really fast. The worst was basketball at MSG where it seemed like everyone was "look at me, look at me" basketball is the most boring shit on the planet.

>>15366474
Just remeber Ringling Bros and Barnum and Baily circus, that was fun at MSG.

>>15366473
howd u kno?

>>15366500
>for me it got boring really fast. The worst was basketball at MSG where it seemed like everyone was "look at me, look at me" basketball is the most boring shit on the planet.
You just have to be into sports. It's not for everyone. Even baseball and basketball bored me at times.

>>15366473
answer him. the trips demand the truth.
>>15366555

i never go, i never get the overpriced food, but if i did, id get a hot dog, beer and peanuts and cracker jack. the whole nine yards so to speak. and it would be baseball, and it would be summer, and id be 12 years old. sipping dads beer, but root beer for myself.

>>15365345
Thanks for reminding of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acPA-t7cD18

>>15365264
Bored.

>>15365346
It is a very aesthetic fish

>>15366560
This is why just a normal BBQ in your backyard with the game on will always be better than just going to it in person.

>>15365264
Dip n Dots, or shaved ice
Funnel cake or cotton candy
Pulled pork or Italian sausage.

>>15367272
>>15368423
Good answers
>>15368418
You need friends for this to work.

>>15366158
S O C C E R
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>>15365267
same

This time of year, it's a pie and a cup of Bovril.

>>15368868
I like to get some barbecue when I go to soccer games. Since they don't stop the clock, the game is almost over by the time I finish eating. That way, I don't need to watch most of the game.

>>15365264
>current year
>watching grown men chase a ball

>>15369142
>chase
It's baseball. You try to avoid the ball in baseball.

Popcorn, a hotdog and beer

>>15369191
That's dodge ball. Dodge ball has fewer tax payer subsidized stadiums.

>>15365264
Dime-A-Dog night

>>15369142
>current year
>being a grown man posting and arguing with literal manchildren on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>15369247
Problem?

>>15369318
yes
>it's the year that it is right now

>>15365264
I had that once, best 25 bucks I have ever spent

>>15369371
Oh boy! What flavor?

>>15369247
Yes.

>>15365264
Hopefully get bashed and pissed on by heterosexual men in the toilets.

Beat me.
Fuck me.
Drench me in your piss.
I'm a sick queer with a gaping ass.

As a child we were never allowed to buy food at sports games, movies, etc. We always had to eat before or after.

>>15365264
Coronavirus

>>15366436
did you miss the past four fucking years of TRUMP RUSSIA TRUMP RUSSIA?

>>15369869
Did you ever bring stuff in with you?

>>15365385
cunt where

>>15371337
>LEET get

>>15369844
Pie
PIE
PIE!!!!!!!!!!

One of the best BBQ sandwiches I've ever had. The Punisher. Rib meat covered in Monster infused BBQ sauce. Absolutely delicious. At minor league games a lot of stadiums do those Krispy Kreme bacon and egg cheeseburgers. Those are also delicious

>>15373987
>making a TiqTock reference instead of an ASDFMovie reference

>>15374083
Look top quality. Do they still serve it at the new Braves stadium?

>>15365264
Why the fuck would I ever go to a baseball game I am not some braindead normalfag.

>>15365294

I got all inclusive seats to a baseball game one. It was like $75 bucks.

All you can eat/drink
>soda
>beer
>water
>nachos
>hotdogs
>pulled pork
>cookies
>brisket

After about 15 beers the game was essentially free

Garlic fries and 4 bud lights whenever I go to a Mariners game.

>>15374331
sounds like something a braindead normalfag would say

>>15365264
A couple weiners. Then I go get a hot dog and a beer.

>>15375251
Are hot dog and beer euphemisms?

>>15374268
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that. I met Tomska once, he's pretty cool

>>15365264
Bud light and a hot dog and fries DESU.

>>15365264
My car broken into

>>15365264
those chicken tenders that are like 70% breading.

>>15378093

hell yeah dude

>>15377972
Sorry to hear that.
>>15378093
any sauce?

>>15378108
I normally go with BBQ sauce.

>>15366431
>Used to go to minor league baseball games
>Local brewery major sponsor
>Thirsty Thursday
>$2 beers all night.

I never could drive home after a Thursday night game.

>>15365264
Jambalaya, weirdly enough. This was at college baseball games, though.

>>15366431
alcohol is overpriced everywhere in this country

>>15379059
Denatured alcohol is how you know public safety is a meme

>>15379080
what that?

>>15365264
what the fuck is that? A bowl full of pure sugar and artificial food colouring?

>>15365267
Same, fuck these assholes eating whatever they want and doing whatever they want. Don’t they have the governments dick 20 centimeters up their ass like us?

>>15380287
it looks like the shit you get at a bottom of a fish tank

>>15380287
>>15381514
Those are Rainbow Ice Dippin' Dots in a novelty base ball helmet bowl.

>>15379047
LSU?

Drunk and sweaty probably into a few fights also

Skyline of course. Go Redlegs!

The humble burger bucket

>>15367272
Go to a game with my pops every season at least once, we're in Chicago so we can still see his team (Tigers... man had a rough life). It's one of the highlights of my summers.

How the fuck am I supposed to remember?
>being sober enough at a professional sporting event to remember what you ate
You clearly don’t know how to spectate.

>>15374083
>Monster infused BBQ sauce
who was the depraved soul that made this creation

>>15383925
1. Tits or GTFO
2. >I want cheese and chili all over my face in public

>>15365510
USA

>>15365264
This shit is NOT the ice cream of the future

>>15379059
If you mean the USA then it varies a lot, I do mean A LOT by state and comes down to taxes.

>>15379059
Same with smokes for instance a pack of marlboros is like $10 in NYS, in NYC it's more like $15, in Virginia it's like $4, the price difference is assholes with their shitty sin taxes.

>>15365267
https://youtu.be/6_rKPuqxFtA

>>15383960
Looks novel!

>>15378093
Based aa fuck anon

>>15380160
Alcohol with poison added so if some homeless guy dares to avoid paying vice taxes on booze he will go blind or die.
It makes me seethe whenever I think about it.

>>15385196
>Virginia it's like $4,
I wish, it went up when we started getting blue. Now it's like $7.

>>15369142
Based. Watching big men throw, catch, and hit various balls is for man children

>>15374988
That sounds like a cool deal now if only I liked baseball

>>15386191
Makes you truly for for those don't tread on me chuds.

>>15386191
How though? Is it like how they poisoned alcohol in the '30s?

eurochads should have taken over this thread long ago

>>15386498
As opposed to replying to men who sit around here? Make no mistake. No matter what you do or say you will always be seen as inferior.

>>15386873
Yeah no one cares about yuropoors

>>15365264
>Going to sportsball games
Sorry, I'm too smart to be entertained by such things.

our minor league stadium used to have a fresh philly cheese steak sandwich stand that was always my go to. got me going to more games honestly, my dad loved mlb prospecting to he took me all the time

>>15386891
>t. 100 iq
A smart person can enjoy anything a dumb person can. Life is complex and beautiful. That doesn't mean you have to enjoy everything, but don't say it's because you're too smart.

>>15386891
You might be LARPing though, which is fine.

>>15386891
>I'm too smart to be entertained by such things
>browses 4chan
Checks out

>>15386901
What's mlb prospecting? Sounds neat.

>>15365264
beer

>>15387317
You pick out the biggest guy to be the bull for your wife. Baseballers' have very strong legs/glutes, and will satisfy even the oldest woman

>>15380308
>Don’t they have the governments dick 20 centimeters up their ass like us?
We use the imperial system and holy shit if only you knew how bad things really are.

>>15387317
it's the method major league teams use to recruit players. they start in the lowest league and earn their way to the top of they perform well. it's always a gamble on their prospective talent and where they might fit on the team.

>>15378093
Makes my mouth dry jus looking at it

>>15387337
>He can't go five minutes without forcing his cuck fantasy into an unrelated conversation
Your parents will put your real name on your tombstone when you kill yourself

>>15383960
Real sloppa

>>15386191
>won’t somebody think of the poor bums drinking paint stripper?
If you produce consumable alcohol, you pay a ton of tax.
If you produce non-drinkable alcohol, you don’t. If your product isn’t intended for drinking, you’re retarded to not denature it.
I’m not paying taxable-alcohol prices for fucking camp stove fuel just so your precious bums can drink it, fag.

>>15374083
>Monster infused BBQ sauce
Do americans really?

Beer n' dogs

>>15365346
I'm very proud of whoever saw such magnetic creature and thought I'm going to eat that

Chicago dog.
The best dog
Fuckin fight me faggots

>>15368989
Hooligan!

>>15369211
Don't forget that video of the bird that got nailed in a baseball game, the pitcher threw the ball and some bird flew between the pitcher and the hitter and all that was left was a bunch of feathers. Nobody was trying to hit the bird it just happened to fly in there.
Might have been Randy Johnson.

>>15387893
beans too for extra special farts

>>15369211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpRHrAh3pk

There aint no baseball no more son. Twas banned a long time ago.

>>15365264
>What do you get at the ball game?
Soft pretzel, every single time. If pretzels are for sale and especially if they are not superpretzels brand, but some homemade version, oh I must have one. Mustard drizzle down the length of it. ICE COLD DARK BEER goes best with it.

If I am in Miami, it'll all be about Caribbean and S. American food. I don't fry much at home, so I'll be looking for an empanada or burger from pincho factory, yucca fries and cuban sandwich, or even a lovingly griddled venezuelan arepa. There are good restaurants at Marlins stadium from top sushi to ceviche. Jose Andres does some damn good mexican fusion.

>>15380308
Not as much as burgers do at least

>>15365294
Only when your seat is in front a zinger zionist who unloads his lungs right behind you, then your fucked

>>15387344
That's what I thought. So, your dad liked to follow and predict who would move up?

>>15387913
>best dog is a salad

>>15386564
homo

>>15388950
yeah he made like 3 grand a year on fantasy sports

Why are hotdogs so tasty bros? You ever just eat a hotdog after not eating for a while and you just sink your dirty fucking teeth into that weiner and moan

>>15365264
Wait is liquid-nitrogen-frozen ice cream still a thing? I haven't seen it in years, I thought that was an 00s meme.