/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15365195
>use salt on watermelon, it'll make it even sweeter and won't taste like pissed on watermelon at all

>>15365210
salt on watermelon is tasty though. it's like salting a boiled egg. it just makes it better

>>15365195
USE A LITTLE ESPRESSO POWDER YOU FAGGOT! DID YOU SERIOUSLY TREAT ESPRESSO POWDER LIKE ANYTHING OTHE THEN VANILLA EXTRACT?

>>15365281
Just admit you like the taste of piss.

Vanilla enhances the flavor of chocolate.

>>15365303
if added a dash of salt to a slice of watermelon makes it taste like it has piss in it either someone pissed in your watermelon or you need to sell your piss as a sports drink.

The sad thing is ive fallen for the espresso powder meme multiple times thinking I just need to add less this time.

Never again. Fuck coffee flavor in my pure wonderful brownies

>>15365319
>assumes I've tried my own piss
Why would you drink your own piss? Famalam, is there something you want to get off you chest?

Does anybody else think that cinnamon just tastes like tree bark?

I know that's what it is, but for me, it is not a very pleasant flavor.

>>15365336
cinnamon is tree bark. when I was a kid my neighbors had a sassafras tree and it got struck by lightning so they had to have it cut down and they mulched the whole thing and the whole neighborhood smelled like root beer for like a week

>>15365336
It's meant to pair with sugar or go in savory spice dishes like curry. Same with chocolate. Same with coffee.

>>15365336
Real cinnamon, or cassia bark?

>>15365344
I just dislike how it's often sprinkled as a garnish on desserts where it doesnt really need to be.

If you really want to fancy up a dessert's appearance, just hit it with some powdered sugar, ganache, coulis, fresh fruit, caramel.

Shit... ANYTHING except cassia tree sawdust.

>>15365375
I want you to drag your faggot ass to reddit where it escaped from, but here we are. Somehow life goes on, even if maybe yours shouldn't.

>>15365195
>Just put the chopped nuts in the banana bread. You won't even taste them.
If that was true then there would be no reason for you to want them added.

>>15365393

I'm not from reddit.

If you really want to get autistic about double spacing, just block me and stop whining

>>15365419
Why would you not want to add them? They gay for saying that, but really? Unless you're allergic, you are gay also.

>>15365434
>I'm not a faggot, I swear!
Reddit escapees should be banned.

>>15365334
you're the one who says it tastes like piss.
i never said you tried your own piss.
if you think watermelon tastes like piss you've either got weird perception of how watermelon tastes or a weird perception of piss.

>>15365452
>never said
Go reread your post. Furthermore, salted watermelon tastes like piss. Just admit you like piss.

>>15365461
I never said you drank your own piss, i implied that if you think your piss tastes the same way a watermelon does it then would make a good sports drink.
also how do you know what piss tastes like if you've never drank it?

>>15365489
I'll accept your answer. My rebuttal is that smell is connected to taste. It's not an exact thing, but I think after having smelled it, I would not be surprised by the actual taste. Based on that, the watermelon I had, which wasn't very sweet to begin with and also room temp, tasted like urine when topped with salt. I do not believe in using salt to enhance sweet flavors. It just takes away from the sweetness. Sometimes it's acceptable to provide contrast, but I think anyone who thinks salt makes things sweeter is at least borderline retarded.

>>15365508
i'm not even a fan of salty watermelon to be frank but it just tastes like watermelon with a weird saltiness, i don't see it tasting even close to how piss smells.

>>15365573
Maybe you're just having better watermelon. I still won't try it again. That shit was foul.

>>15365375
Cinnamon is god tier you have shit taste. Powdered sugar is stupid as a garnish for a sweet dish.

>>15365210
This nigga added a fucking salt crust to his melon instead of a very light sprinkle.

>>15365195
he's right though, you double digit europoid.

a bit of espresso actually makes chocolate cake taste more chocolatey.

>>15365375
>Sugar as a garnish
Will chocolate chips work as a garnish also? Fucking Americans. I swear.

i pour almost a whole pot of coffee into my chocolate cake batter and it tastes great

>>15365195
a tiny splash of folgers...

>>15366850
I've used espresso powder and two separate brownie recipes and both times that fucking coffee flavor seeped through

>>15367265
How much did you use?

>>15365210
How much espresso did you add?

>>15365336
You might be using low quality cinnamon. I've had several bottles of ground cinnamon, and I swear they must add sawdust to already-stale cinnamon dust already, it tastes awful. But I've used ground cinnamon when buying coffee outside which tasted okay, which leads me to believe it's the shit I'm buying.

>>15365210
how do you know what piss tastes like? disgusting bitch.

>>15367433
>asking someone who added salt to a watermelon how much espresso they added to a cake

anon, please at least try to reply to the correct person

>>15368336
Not him but I accidentally drank my piss last week.

>>15368837
Based piss chugger

>>15365334
Why wouldn't you? It's delicious and it's free.

>>15367265
well?
Ho much did you use.

>>15368837
nice, would you say its good?

>>15369167
Well, I had been on a four day bourbon and whisky bender and was drinking plenty of water to stay hydrated. One night I was too drunk to make it to the toilet so I pissed in an empty water bottle and put it to the side. The next morning I woke up and needed some water so I grabbed a water bottle, squirted some MIO in it and guzzled it down. Halfway through I started to notice it had the distinct underlying flavor of alcohol but I figured I must be crazy. I thought about it for a minute before the realization hit me that I had just drank my piss bottle.

8/10 fruit punch liquor piss, might try again.

>>15369262
lol had something similar happen to me, but without alcohol and gaming instead. didnt really taste like anything, but i drink a shitton of water all the time

>>15365195
Looks like black Jerry Seinfeld