/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fruit is just a plant that tricked us into eating it so we'd shit out its seeds and propagate it. In a way, we've turned the tables and instead get all the enjoyment from ingesting fruit with none of the benefits to the plants.

>>15358098
Put vodka or gin it to bring some sparkle to your life.

>>15358098
How about don't drink it then and don't come here to bitch about it. Problem solved moron.

>>15358108
Umm... well said anon.
But there are several health benefits of fruit to humans.

>>15358098
Mix it with sparkling water and make yourself much better drink than Fanta is

>>15358108
in revenge the fruit gives you the diabeetus

>>15358098
Absolutely nothing in this life needs to be justified

>>15358195
How can you give it to me?

>>15358195
Owned

>>15358140
Bu... bu... Fanta girls, the Fantanas!

>>15358276
Anyone agree with me that the yellow one looks like a dude?

>>15358195
>muh fruit gives you diabetes meme
Ask me how I know you have multiple chins.

>>15358279
They're all dudes, idiot.

Yeah have you seen the ingredients list? Shit has as much sugar as a Monster Assault!

>>15358279
Take your meds.

>>15358276
All of them are nonwhite. Absolutely disgusting.

>>15358279
Red looks like a dude, not yellow

>>15358122
Checkd

>>15358777
You only like white traps? A shame.

>>15358279
They all look like dudes. Yet surprisingly, none of them are actually dudes.

>>15358098
We should all fear the orange juice

>>15358098
>>15358108
t. Ketofag

>>15358098
Enjoy it as a treat or water it down, so you're drinking about 1/5th/ to 1/4th a glass of juiice and the rest water.

Either put some vodka or champagne to make it better

>>15358108
>Plants orange tree to get delicious orange like a boss