/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15352330
You fat fucking bastard, I'd beat you with my belt until you ran out of breath and died of a heart attack.

>>15352330
You're actually going to eat all of that?

>>15352330
I have a dull pain in my lower right abdomen, been there for a month or two

>>15352330
Oh man, back to the shitty non-belgrande nachos! Fuck!

>>15352330
hi tb bro, big fan, mixing it up with some buffalo trace tonight? also im curious what job you are holding down while being a functioning alcoholic

cheers

Burger is spot on as usual. Lately I've noticed that it just hits the spot more when I pick up essentials from a specific liquor store. Not sure why, but I won't question something so out of my reach

>>15352351
Anon its likely pancreatitis. Please stop drinking alcohol, drinking soda, or sugary desserts. I implore you to start fasting, using Pepcid to settle your stomach, and eating smaller bland meals for at least 1 month until your pancreas has time to fully recover. If you keep going like this you will reach the point of no return, because your pancreas is constantly working whenever you digest food this organ can and will become impossible to heal itself. Take it from me anon you need to take this seriously now before it’s too late.

>>15352330
I got taco bell today too. Club chalupa with two crispy tacos, a large baja blast and a chicken quesadilla. I got all the sauces. I haven't had taco bell in years but did notice that the mild sauce just adds flavor, the hot adds flavor and heat, the fire seemed less spicy than the hot and tasted kind of ok, the diablo wasn't that spicy but i did not care for the flavor of it.

Op is a chad

>>15352393
I quit alcohol a few weeks back, and started on antacids yesterday. I’ll take the diet advice too, thanks

>>15352440
>I quit alcohol a few weeks back
You shouldn't have, it's important to enjoy life a little.

>>15352440
I wouldn't worry yourself anon, the other anons just being dramatic. Keep drinking it's good for you!

>>15352440
God bless you anon. I’ve been struggling with chronic pancreatitis for going on 3 years now and the vast majority of those days I wished I had the balls to just kill myself already. I’m on pain pills now and you know by the time the doctors actually have you on indefinite opioids these days you’re basically terminal.

Please let this happen to you. Don’t lapse on your diet, maintain the fast for at least 24 hours at a time. And most of all DO NOT binge eat when you finish your fasting. If you can’t do that then just eat small plain meals instead. No simple carbs like sugar, or white flour. Eat things like chicken breasts, veggies, rice, salmon, crab, or turkey without the skin. Drink plenty of water so your pancreas can recover, because it takes a lot of water to heal.

>comfy tb anon threads get deleted within an hour of being posted
>ragusa threads stay up for days
I think I might just be done with this board.

Die fat fucker lose weight already porker

>>15352484
Yeah the newfag mod on /ck/ is absolutely up their own ass.

>>15352470
Well that’s horrifying

>>15352490
This and then some

>>15352372
>burger looking vile as usual

tbanon represents america's decay like nothing else on this board.

My hot sauce collection has become dangerously large and this is only 1/3 of it

>>15352609
>this is only 1/3 of it
Not even close.

>>15352579
>single
>relatively young
>has his own place
>has a career
>functional alcoholic
>has access to everything any non-flyover american has access too
>impeccable taste
>frugal, yet lives like a king
>evokes irrational ire by posting $5 and 2000 calories worth of restaurant tier food, fast food, canned food, and really good beer and whiskey
>doesn’t bat an eye when anon gets jealous they’re nowhere near hitting such a low bar
>represents america's decay like nothing else
I mean, you’re not wrong.

>>15352627
Oh fucking hell! Hahahahahaha why do you keep ordering sauce!?!?

>>15352609
>>15352627
i would choke your fat neck you fucking dog

>>15352668
I'd bet my bottom dollar tbanon lives in some flyover shithole anon

>>15352393
>>15352470
You tards know what pancreatitis actually is, right? It's not something that you "struggle" with.

>>15352691
He lives in CA

Real tb anon here. I find it silly that these fake threads reposting something from 6 months ago stay up longer than the new ones. Good job on getting the date right this time, OP. Your imitation of the grammar and cadence is getting better too - aside from a couple things.

>>15352916
That's not even tb. You're a fake

>>15352916
nice hair on the egg

>>15352994
Ok that's how I know it's the real faggot. He's always got hairs all over the place

tbanon is a zioonist

>>15352989
>he hasn't heard of the new taco bell spam and egg rice bowl
>>15353001
Can't argue with that logic.

>>15353012
Pro-tip: you can use the same bowl you're eating out of to mix up your eggs since since you're going to add hot rice.

>>15353184
When you flip your spam, add your eggs.

>>15353190
Fold over to make a nice little omelet.

>>15353195
Kill the heat and flip to set.

>>15353199
I don't always use sriracha, but it goes damn well with a spam omelet on rice with green onions and a little sesame oil and furikake.

>>15353204
"nice"

>>15352330
the burger has more rabbit food on it then cow.

>>15352330
>only 5 items from Taco Bell, one burger, liverwurst spread, and vienna sausage

How are you even going to get full?

HELLO OP

>>15353355
At least 300lbs

>>15352372
Damn that looks good.

>>15353190
Which step do I add the hair?

>>15352330
why do you have two copies of lost highway

>>15352330
I fucking hate you

>>15354529
Do people really post on /ck/ without owning two copies of Lost Highway?

>>15352330
He's not dead yet shame

>>15352330
I'm jealous of your Buffalo Trace, shit is hard to find these days.

>>15354610
it is?

I used to rock Lost Highway Soundtrack in high school, for good measure.

>>15354610
>shit is hard to find these days
It's a lot harder to find a Hello Kitty Kikkoman bottle, a 2016 BCBS, a Blu Ray of Lost Highway, or a Triple Layer Nachos.

>>15354633
I only bought it for the NIN songs.

>>15354642
i have a 2007 bcbs.

>>15354633
>>15354650
Song to the Siren was the central piece of music and it didn't make it onto the soundtrack.

You obese abominaton. Know that what you're doing is against God.

>>15354642
I haven't looked for any of those so I'll take your word. Luckily I'm not picky so I'm fine with Evan Williams or whatever meme Texas vodka I can get (pic related was today's buy). That's my other question for tb guy op, why the seagrams loyalty on vodka?

>>15352330
Is that the 2020 BC release? I ended up giving away most of the bottles as gifts but goddam that wheatwine smacks.

>>15354679
>why the seagrams loyalty on vodka?
Seagram's is a step above bottom shelf while only being a few dollars more. It's basically the cheapest way to get drunk fast without gut rot.

Fat piece of shit, we WILL find you and make you eat your own fat.

>>15354927
How was 2020? I usually buy a couple bottles but didn't see any this year.

>>15352330
Nachos look sad as usual

>>15352330
hail to the king, for good measure

>>15355118
I never look at it in the liquor store. The cheapest shit I'll buy is jorvik or Bartons natural for around 12-13 but I got my meme Texas vodka for 20. Isn't Sobieski the best for the money although my local doesn't carry it.

I can't understand for the life of me why anyone would get the chips or nachos from taco bell. They have probably the worst chips ever.

>>15355689
I don't understand why anyone gets doritos tacos (or any hard shell tacos), crunchwraps, or their disgusting potatoes, but apparently some people like them.

>>15355741
Crunchwraps are great. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>15355753
The triple layer nachos were great; crunchwraps are meh.

>>15352372
Nice burger as always.

Have you tried to make rarer burgers and/or more meat centred burgers?

>>15352330
dvd+blu-ray... boomer get adsl

I love how an imposter tb anon thread is still up but the real ones get deleted immediately. The new mod must really have it out for tb anon

>>15356383
Ha ha based, fuck that guy

tbanon is probably a janny himself. people who have so far been identified as /ck/ jannies:
-ragusea
-tbanon

>>15354533
Checked and righteous indignation pilled
>>15354667
Extremely based

>>15354610
I have to be careful not to trip over cases of BT at my local grocery store.

>>15354610
i keep hearing this, but saw a bunch of bottles yesterday when i was buying WT101
should i try it?

>>15352627

>>15355961
OP's burgers always looked better than yours. Not just because his aren't literally raw, but because the arugula and other toppings actually compliment the rare beef, while this is just kind of sad.

>>15352372
I like my burgers well done.

>>15352741
They actually have gallstones lol.

>>15354495
Basically that one. You don't want to cook it, but you still want to add it before the eggs are fully set so that it's incorporated and not just some cheap garnish.

>>15352330
where's the car flask?

>>15357460
Next to the burger...

>>15357478
Isn't the purpose of a flask to hide what's inside?

>>15357480
No. That's what tinted windows and a glove compartment are for.

>>15352609
theres a retard that works at my local taco bell and he always gives me a whole bag of different sauces. he is a based retard.

>>15352330
every time in /ck/, FOR ME, its to search TB or "Friday" looking this anon,
so keep it goin m8.
also, noise fucking movie and i need the glass "black and white"

>>15352370
is a chef anon

Tactically
Bloated
Guy

>>15357484
What car do you drive tb bro

>>15358743
I use public transportation but I need the bus with the ramp that lowers down to the curb so I can wheel myself on.

>>15352372
Fucking raw. Enjoy your parasites/food poisoning.

>>15358780
Moron.

Why can't you fat fucking piece of shit die already?

>>15358747
Haha fat faggot

>>15352330
Where did you get that bird soy sauce container?

>>15358941
IT'S YA BOY SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE COMIN' AT YA IN THE STREETS

>>15352762
I thought he was from Houston.

>>15352330
>Lost
>Lost Highway
Lynch fan eh? What do you think of the new twin peaks?

>>15352345
>You're actually going to eat all of that?
you have no power here

i will never eat taco bell again after what they did to the mexican pizza

>>15352330
Fat failure, you life would be over with just one insulin injection.

>>15359883
No he's clearly from CA

>>15359890
shut up you cringy retard

I hate fat "people" so much.

>>15360750
Nothing cringy about The Return.

>>15352330
>Triple layer nachos in pic
>Triple layer nachos have been gone for like 3 months now
You're an imposter

thread gone on this long and not one person has mentioned what seem to be frozen grapes in the bowl under the lost highway dvd. patrician taste my friend. frozen grapes make such a good snack. taco bell is gross though

>>15352330
Where’s that cat you tub of lard?

>>15360950
Yes this is a fake tb anon thread. But it's based as hell because the mods delete the real ones immediately, yet this one's been up for a few days

>>15357422
them fucking right

>>15352741
What the fuck are you talking about? Why did you quote “struggle”? Christ I despise you dumb fucks posting condescending shit like this with absolutely no explanation.

>>15360995
OP never had a dirty cat.

>>15361431
OP has never been seen near any pussy

>>15361439
OP fucks.

>>15361467
If he's able to get out of his mobility scooter

>>15357489
Fire is the only good sauce.

>>15361621
huh?

>>15355288
It was pretty good, my store did a release with 7 different varieties, my favorites were probably the oatmeal stout and the wheatwine.

TBanon, you are a fat motherless bastard and your father was a gay.

>>15361998
So, basically Jesus?

>>15361787
Fire is way to hot for anyone to handle.

>>15361902
He's a morbidly obese faggot

>>15362117
Sounds like projection.

>>15362155
Have you seen the amount of food there is whenever he posts?

>>15362190
it's for him and his 5 kids

>>15362155
Are you mad that I accurately described you, anon?

>>15362217
nothing says family time like watching lost highway with your kids and a handle of vodka

>>15362270
>fucker gets more pussy than a toilet seat
"Daddy, what did he mean by that?"

>>15362217
>you actually believe this.
Jesus Christ this sub is dumb as fuck.

>>15352330
anon you seem like a cool person and I would like to be your friend

>>15357425
Yes, there are a lot of tastelets on /ck/.

>>15362422
yikes that says ALOT about you

>>15362945
>he likes eating raw meat

>>15352338
Thanks dad

>>15363600
There's a whole range of temps between "raw" and well-done, silly.

>>15363755
Ground beef should never be cooked under well done

>>15352330
How the fuck is this alcoholic piece of shit still alive? If you ever come to my taco bell I'll pull you out of your car and give you a beating you could never even dream of

>>15364107
According to who? You? Well done burgers are nasty.

>>15364141
According to anyone who isn't a retard

>>15364663
I guess the vast majority people must be retards then, since only a small minority of people actually prefer their burgers well done.

>>15365081
Source?

lost highway AND deadly premonition 2? talk about based

>>15359883
you're thinking of the fml guy who posts pics of his cat on his countertops.
they both lead similar lifestyles though.

>>15365338
Having worked in restaurants and seen how people order.

>>15352330
Where did you get the bird toothpick holder

>>15366180
Fuck off wagie.

>>15353199
>not browning the spam until crispy
You are beyond hope and deserve the rope

>>15366454
Enjoy your dry and leathery spam.

>>15365386
It's too bad DP2 runs at 15 FPS.

>>15366385
So you've never had a job that paid by the hour? Or just never had a job?

>>15352345
bro, I am not op, but i eat more than that -- but i do OMAD with little snacks for the next 5 hours after eating

imagine all he good guys we've lost in iraq and afghanistan while this scum still exists and eats.

>>15367556
>all he good guys we've lost in iraq and afghanistan
Haha, gave me a chuckle. Here's tonight's haul.

>>15367632
seems like tbanon doesn't respect veterans

>>15367632
I added nacho fries to my nachos belle grande.

>>15367637
Only because I've known a number of them - and we haven't had a draft in half a century. I added my own jalapenos, which kept the Belle Grande under a dollar, easily making it the best LTO item at the moment.

>>15367660
With 4 loaded nacho tacos that kept the entire order under $5. Also picked up some vodka and dates - for good regularity.

>>15367509
If you haven't noticed, most of 4chan isn't exactly active. /fit/ is unironically the worst, and are always projecting their obesity and shitty lifestyle choices on everyone else.

>>15367632
Nachos don't look as sad as usual

>>15367832
Nachos were nice. I was honestly expecting them to ask me at the window if I wanted the fries instead of the chips, but they just gave me the regular portion of chips and then added about a half order of fries on top of it with the rest of the toppings, which is what I was hoping for.

>>15352396
Nobody likes the diablo sauce. People only order it because it's the "extra hot" sauce, which is ridiculous because none of their sauces are anywhere close to being hot.

>>15367775
/fit/izen here and I take great offense to this post

>>15369004
nobody cares, here's your medal

>>15352916
That knife is fucking dumb as hell and I love it.

>>15369229
Always go with what sparks joy, anon.

>>15352916
OP isn't the only one who mimics you, there are probably dozens of us. I just hope that my mimicking you I can pull you out of the woodwork, or to get a thread that survives for a day or two.

>>15369516
This thread has somehow lasted like 5 days now

>>15367632
Why the loyalty to seagrams

>>15352672
Don't wanna run out. After what they pulled this Summer you don't know if they'd discontinue fire sauce.

>>15366856
i powered through it. yea, it sucks, but it really only happens in the overworld and the game isn't very long anyway. the story and ending were worth the bad gameplay

>>15352330
Your diet is lynchian

Made turkey pot pie tonight for the first time, crust is slightly underdone, but good flavour.