/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15347222
Enjoy your aids

>>15347222
>rat vertibrea

That's very specific. How do you know it's not collagen?

>>15347222
>/ck/ I just found a rat vertibrea in my Chinese food.
>What makes it even worse is that I made the food myself.
plot twitst, you were the chink all along

>>15347229
I'm holding a rat vertibre in my hand.
It's a very distinctive shape, it has a hole for the spinal cord.
Maybe it's the vertibre of another rat sized mammal- but what ends up polluting food stores that? maybe a mountain vole climbed into the fucking foot truck with the aid of a vegan Chinese person in a dramatic escape attempt from a felt farm
There is only one genus of rat- which makes all the forms of a art pretty distinctive as opposed to dogs which come in different shapes and sizes.

Probably in the processed sausage, but could have been in anything really. I found a molar in a doner kebab once. Pretty sure it was human. You just know some guy crossed the kebab mafia and they fed him into the shredders. A gold ring would have been better.

>>15347271
take a photo for us op

don't believe you
post photo

>>15347305
>>15347296
I just took a photo but apparently I'm CP banned on mobile- which I wasn't five minuted ago.
It couldn't get my POS Chinese phone to focus on it very well but here it is.

I didn't just find it, this thing was actually in my mouth, I want to die

>>15347380
>I just took a photo but apparently I'm CP banned on mobile- which I wasn't five minuted ago.
>It couldn't get my POS Chinese phone to focus on it very well but here it is.
a likely story

>>15347380

An image of a preserved rat vertibrea for comparison.
I'm not zoologist, so I can't tell you which vertibrea it is specifically but sure as shit it's one of them.

>>15347389
I just exploded the image to my PC to share it.

Now I've got about 25 glutinous rice and pork sausage parcels and nothing to do with them.
On the one hard I'm very unlucky, both that this happened and that I didn't notice it.
But on the other hand I was going to give these as gifts to actual Chinese people

>>15347430
>But on the other hand I was going to give these as gifts to actual Chinese people
Nothing wrong with that

>>15347222
Are you the same anon that found a finger in some Wendy's chili?

>>15347438
I lived in China and am used to this kind of issue, there are few if any quality controls in China and substandard product are often dumped in other regions or on South East Asia.

I cook from fresh so am used to the odd contaminant in raw products, but this is particularly nasty.

>>15347504
>but this is particularly nasty.
That's an understatement. I wouldn't be buying any raw food from wherever you got it ever again, infact I would move out of China and call it a day.

>this thread
I hope you rinsed out your mouth with gin or vodka OP, that thing looks fucking gross

>>15347380
lmao enjoy the aids, op

>>15347534
This is not China, I would expect this from domestic products but this was imported Chinese goods
>>15347538
exactly mfw

>>15347222
You sure you aren't in the US? In the last 4 years, food production regulations and oversight have been gutted. Anything goes now and megacorporations are definitely "luvn' it" and "havin' it their way."

>>15347222
And instead of taking your own pic. You googled a pic of cooked rats.
This definitely happened.

>>15347750
read the thread you roodypoo >>15347380

>>15347750
>Posting in a thread in a tone of authority without reading it first
Why do people do this

>>15347831
Severe levels of Autism.

>>15347842
Not everyone with autism acts like a faggot

>>15347926
Most do

>>15347380
That's just a piece of star anise.

>>15347222

why would you eat that filth let alone make it yourself?

>>15347222
>rat
Well, at least you can say you've had authentic Chinese food.
Was it succulent, though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeihcfYft9w

>>15349305
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15349639
stale as fuck pasta

There's literally nothing wrong or gross about it as long as you cooked it properly. A rat bone or a chicken bone are no different if properly sterilized.

>>15349639
>food and cooking board
>only one pasta

>>15349639
This makes me laugh every time. I think I laugh because nobody debunks it with "authentic chinese" food pics.

>>15349639
Based pasta

>>15347380
That's not a rat vertebrae that's a nigger's tooth.

>>15351583
Looks like a poor scared baby bat spreading the evil virus.

>>15347267
my thoughts exactly. Such a great larp. WOW.

>>15347380
How do you know it's not a chicken vertebrae?

>>15353406
I think it's too small.
Also nothing I was cooking had chicken in it, so that would still leave unanswered questions

>>15353446
Maybe ask a vet or something. Or just man up and eat it since a bone never killed anyone. Next time just get a steak.

>>15353471
It's an issue of contamination, I'm not a vegetarian.