/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15315831
https://voca.ro/1f0RSo8jkoX4

>>15315831
this looks so sterile and depressing

>>15315831

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>>15315869
>take the banana home monkey

>>15315850
>h. john benjamin posts on seekay

how much weed do you smoke, bro? keep up the good posts, i like them.

>>15315831
Id take all the jammers and drink them the proper way by jamming the straw on the bottom side of the package.

>>15315831
god, never work retail. it is as bad as it seems. literally this picture was when i had to work thanksgiving and black friday they had these snacks in the break room. quit after 5 days, fuck khols, not selling your shitty khols card retard sunshine BITCH

>>15316062
based kohlsposter

I hope you have a better job now anon

>>15315831
lmao I hope this was worth working overtime and getting covid wagekeks

>>15315831
>>15315869
Far be it from me to defend Walmart, but I think a love of the dystopian vibes in these two photos at least mostly come from local managers being absolutely incompetent and retarded.
I think most people on this board could have made that table look nicer without having to offer more products and the bananas could at least have been taken out of the damn boxes. The sign on them could be worded much better as well. Something like "Have a banana to keep up your energy!" or whatever.
It looks sterile because it was set up by the kind of uncreative retards who make Walmart their career.

I would take the juice since you can't sneak into the bathroom and add vodka to a cupcake.

>>15316091
>t. has never had a cupcake

>>15315831
I don't want heartburn on the shift

>>15316091
>cupcake
>you can't pour a beverage in it

/juiceboy/ reporting in. I'd dig straight into the juice, I'm basically living for it.

>>15315831
Lmao at my jobs appreciation day they forced everyone to come to work, even night shift who should have been sleeping, and gave us 1/3rd a pack of mini sticky notes and 1 miniature hershey bar. Boy that was a shitshow

>>15315869
>Take it home
Don't even get to eat on shift wagie

Damn that sucks, job I've been at for 6 years now for Christmas we started with barbecue, then we went to chicken, chips and beer. This year it was pizza and sandwiches with soda because of covid.

>>15315869
What makes me laugh about these "have a banana wageslave" photos is that one banana costs the company less than a cent in bulk. That's why these managers are doing this, because it's the absolute cheapest possible way to, hypothetically, say thank you.

>>15316528
>ahhh.. man, you shouldnt have!
>no, really. you SHOULDNT have.

I'll be honest fellas, when I go to on my weekly grocery run I sometimes honestly wonder how lifelong retail employees don't kill themselves. Because I used to work at a grocery store when I was a teenager and I remember each day being fucking suffering, just promising myself that someday when I was grown up I would have a better job and would never have to do this again. But the mid-forties men and women who work behind a cash register or at a service desk every day, for years on end... how do they do it?

>>15315831
mirror the processed food selection of neuro linguistic programming target and charismatically carry conversation, eventually setting it aside and drawing attention elsewhere. Don't even need to consume a single bite

lmao jk not working at a walkmart

Would've meant more if they actually used the corporate wallet to buy something from outside of the store.

>>15316528
>>15316501
>>15316091
>>15316006

the best part is the sign is obviously photoshopped on but you dumbfucks took the bait because you're so desperate to dunk on managers who are trying to do something for their workers while keeping the assholes above them happy.

>>15316541
most of them are retired and just need something to do, at least the really old ones are. the younger-but-still-old ones are probably doing it on the side or fucked up at an age where it's too late to start their career, but already had kids at that point so had to keep going.

>>15315850
Based & kek

>>15316594
How long have you been a produce manager at walmart, friend? How have you not killed yourself? Is it because they dont pay you enough to buy a gun?

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>>15316641
>dude on the left just looking at a table
kek

this office actually looks kinda comfy 2bh.

>>15316528
>one banana costs the company less than a cent in bulk
Those don't appear to be the usual bananas, so... maybe.
It is plausible that this pallet was misdelivered (and "free" to the store), as the produce truck likely has several stops.
Your math does not seem to account for DC or CAP labor, nor DC to store transport cost.
Still cheaper to the company to give bananas to the associates than to rent a UHAUL and have a manager drop them off at the food bank so the associates can pick up free bananas at the pantry next Wednesday.

>>15315850
you drunk fuck

>>15315831
Neither, I would take the water you fat American piece of shit

>>15315831
Cupcake if they are moist.

>>15316662
Looks like a 3D modelling program.

>>15316694
>drinking water at a celebration
Miserable is the life of shitholers. Truly miserable, "treating" themselves to bug cookies and "water" in disgust, while feigning modesty.

>>15316696
they aren't

>>15316362
Lol

>>15315850
>come back in 20 years to smear some cake and pop the balloons
Absolute madman

>>15315869
>ATT: ALL MONKEY– EAT BANAN AT HOME
>FREE CORONA VIRUS FOR FREE TOMRW
>FILE FOR MEDICAID & EBT @ HOME 2 LOL
>THX MONKES :)

Oh hey, it's one of these threads. Check out what I got in with my Christmas gift from work.

>>15319047
fastenal gives out a snack box every year, glad i dont work in that shithole anymoree

>>15315869
Probably shopped, but since most restaurants still aren't open, lots of product like this is either given away or donated due to it sitting in the warehouse for too long. I work at a uni and before break the food hall handed out the rest of their fruit produce just so it wouldn't go to waste. Staff students etc were told to take as much as they wanted.

>>15316062
the more you know the more you kohls

My main job is a spring-summer seasonal one so I usually find a quick temp retail job in the winter, and Walmart is the worst shit ever, if anyone needs a retail job do target instead. they actually make a point to be all progressive and easygoing as employers, 15/hr too. Its still soul sucking menial bullshit but better than op

retail workers are just restaurant servers who can't afford as many narcotics

>>15315831
I was an overnight mod and whenever we set a milestone for something or holiday thing, we were supposed to get something. But whoever would just give it to the day time people and overnight would not get anything. They wouldn't even give us stuff sold in the store.

>>15315831
im surprised there isn't a "ONE PER PERSON" sign

>>15319957
Night shift is constantly shafted everywhere. It feels like management just pretends we don't exist.