/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15304523
Smile and thank him

>What do?
Die, because you will never have another moment of comparable affection and joy.

Demand a refund because the whore contaminated my food

>>15304529
you're retarded if you think a woman did something this autistic

>>15304525
>thank him
I did, I sucked his cock. I'm a girl btw (born male)

>>15304531
i'm born female

>>15304523
the only autism i am seeing is every post in this thread

>>15304523
Ask why they said they gave me wings but there are none in the box.

I'm going to kill myself in public in an extremely gruesome manner in front of hundreds of children.

alert redbull for copyright infringement

>>15304531
How can you be a girl if you were born male?

>>15304589
God I hope so except you're alone with no one else around to be harmed.

>>15304523
You just got corona virus. I'm sorry OP....

>>15304599
A witch played a prank on me.

>>15304610
yeah who cares, I didn't even get a flu shot

>>15304523
How do you fat fucks eat this without feeling bloated and shitty for eating half a days worth of calories? Hell I get guilty for eating too much yoghurt, blueberry abd oats and thats as bad as it gets for me. How do fat fucks live with themselves?

>>15304641
>you'll never be a woman

>>15304649
But I identify as a man?

>>15304660
No one claimed you were smart.

>>15304641
Wow its almost like some people have jobs or muscles. I load like 7 semi truckfulls of amazon boxes a night. Like 50000 pounds of boxes

>>15304641
By not having an eating disorder.

>>15304641
When I'm suffering from PMS I feel bloated and shitty anyway, might as well stuff my gob.

t. male who identifies as female and larps PMS

>>15304523
fucking idiot who drew this probably believes in g*d

>>15304669
But I work in the meat industry when Im not studying part time. My job is to literally push half a ton of beef carcass on railings from one side of the factory to the other every minute. Your job is easy because its mainly cardio shit when each package has a max weight of 15kgs, my job is known for conditioning guys who wanna do the most physically demanding but well payed job in the factory. You still have to eat healthy even if your metabolism is sky high. Eating high saturated fats crap just makes you sluggish. Healthy greens+protein+whole grain rice will make you look like a beautiful scuplted man. A diet of parma and chips will hide those beautiful muscles youve been building doing the hard work and make you slow. Why do you sabotage yourself?

>>15304523
>parmis
faggots detected
it's parma.

>>15304525

>>15304641
i gave up a long time ago
also you're a fag

>>15304755
Nothing wrong with being a fag, friend

>>15304523
>What do?
Wake up from my dream

>>15304844
oh no no no

>i-i like you too
then pass out for blood pressure

>>15304871
Nothing is more pure than masculine love, friend

>>15304589
That's not a bad way to scar someone for life desu. If you feel so broken and defeated and want to die you might as well do it in front of the person you hate and give them a haunting memory. I'd gladly shoot myself in front of my boss if I was done with life.

>>15304523
>Fix it.
And then get gut points and charisms points

>>15304599
CHUD DETECTED! You are pathetic, grow up trans women are valid no matter what you bigots say.

>>15304919
weak bait, my cockfiend

>>15304641
well the other half a days worth of calories doesnt have to me more parma you twat, you can actually eat something healthier, or better yet just not have a weak stomach

>>15304589
do it faggot

>>15304924
Yes because a low impulse parma eater will be calorie counting after work. Lol

>>15304939
>>15304923

Nah, youll be behaving like you do at work, believing that you have the right to stuff every feel good piece of carb in your mouth because you deserved it after a hard day of work without realising youre overeating

>>15304525

topkek

>>15304939
>eats one thing that's unhealthy that day
>"diet ruined, better eat more junk later"

lmao yeah real fat fucks probably do think like that, but I don't think its a stretch for normal people to understand roughly what they're eating and the repercussions

>did you draw yourself in there, honey? Cause you're an angel
Watch her giggle and wet her panties

>>15305320
stop tickling her then creep

>>15304896
Nothing pure about feces.

>>15304523
>What do?
Tell her to keep the change, because that's all she's worth

>>15304523
>Be me
>Like to frequent the same cafes, restaraunts, even prefer "my" mcdonald's
>Female employees eventually start talking to me and giving me free food
>Get uncomfy
>Stop going there
Also
>Get likes everyday on hinge
>Turned off by the idea that they just want a stoic dildo ATM
>Send them some nonsensical message and then ignore
Holy shit I may be gynophobic

>>15304952
>I think genital mutilation because of delusions is heckin cute and valid
Lol

>>15306667
Nah, you are just a faggot, anon.

>>15304844
>>15304896
this is the board where everyone has seen Nikocado's obliterated anus, try to peddle your retardation elsewhere

>>15304523
Thank them for the food and leave.

>>15306910
I dunno. Never once felt anything for men, but got burned falling in love with random thots

>>15306930
I have never seen Nikocado's obliterated anus, nor indeed a single full video of his. I have discretion and taste in the youtube I consume.

>>15304589
Stream it

Many angry incels here. I wonder why they hate imaginary women so much

>>15306667
>"i don't want women to just use me, is there something wrong with me?"
lol

walk out of the store

>>15304525
>Rekt

>>15304523
Educate her on anatomy
Hair has volume
Heads have ears
Necks aren't that long
Those arms have no muscle mass
One of the arms is bending like a tube and has no elbow
Right wing is coming from her back while left wing is coming from her arm
One of the hands has a finger more than the other

>>15304589
I'm drowning myself in a water tank so everyone drinks my putrid juices

>>15304641
Its called purging
It getseasier the more you eat

>>15304589
do a flip faggot

>>15307230
Hate them when they tell me their pronouns

Unless they literally write their number down on the box or receipt, don't read too into it like an autist.

>>15307924
Wait but how else do you get laid? How are dudes that are smart to women's tricks getting laid? Are they just tricking them back or what

>>15304589
Jump out the house
Jump out the house
Jump out the house
Jump out the house
Jump out the house
Jump out the house

>>15304523
>be hungry in college town
>go to local greek restaurant
>qt3.14 offers pita sample
>be only pita bread sample
>no meat
>think to myself why the fuck would I want to sample bread, cheap whore
>say no thanks
>qt3.14 mean mugs me
>I'll take a lamb giro

>>15304589
Where are you going to find an audience of hundreds of children? Field trips and school assemblies aren’t a thing anymore.

>>15309266
This person is hella cute

>>15309266
This person is unironically super cute

>>15304599
Taking hormones and socially transitioning.

It can be hard but desu I just love being a girl, it took a long time and a lot of effort to get here but I'm now really comfortable with my body and my identity and my life :)

>>15304523
Y-y-y-you too.

>>15304611
Hot

>>15304589
Do it and I'll suck your lifeless cock. Send me the deets

>>15304589
do it on the steps of congress instead

>>15304523
Cancel the order and ask for a refund. Never return their again

>>15304900
Why would you not just shoot your boss

>>15304641
>how do you eat half a days worth of calories
>when by definition they should be eating twice that amount bare minimum

>>15304523
Nice looking parm, how was it?

>>15310076
I don't want to deal with HR

>>15304673
Female here. I hate PMS. Waistline goes up by a couple of inches even if I don't eat. It sucks.

>>15310157
we use the term femfag now, it's more keyed than "female"

>>15304589
kek

>>15309436
>>15309426

>>15310175
Go back to discord, loser

>>15310224
ok, you take care of yourself homo

>>15310150
made me chuckle, thanks

>>15309442

>>15309387
>tfw relationships are just two people tricking each other

I’m lost, googled parmis and it means “among” in French. I don’t get it.

>>15311247
Among gives you wings m8, easy as

>>15311247
I think it's parm's, the artist is just sloppy.

>>15311247
The food is parmi. It's a play on the Red Bull slogan and the probability of getting a heart attack and becoming an angel if you keep eating that shit.

>>15311282
There's no I in parmesan though needledick.

>>15304589
Based.

>>15304952
Projecting pretty hard there.

>>15311024
>

>>15311696
Artificial meats will never be a real choice for serious diners.

>>15310175
keyed and locked, dear gentlesir

>>15304523
>drawing a shitty picture on your takeout box
>asking stupid unrelated question
Thats a woah mama from me

>>15304523
>wake up
because I'm obviously dreaming

>>15311696

>>15309387
worthwhile women dont put themselves out there in the places you're looking.

>>15304523
Ask her to brap on my food

>>15306667
You're just trying to brag to strangers on the internet that girls like you.
Eat shit retard nobody is impressed.

>>15306667
Hey aspie just cause they tell you to have a nice day after taking your order doesn’t mean they’re secretly filling journals with your name and doodle hearts over and over. jesus.

>>15304525
kek

>>15313088
>inb4 find a nice church going wench

>>15304669
I'm so sorry anon

>>15304523
This is not Covid compliant. I will report to the management for another portion of parmis.

>>15304525
oof well done anon well done

>>15313943
Meet brainwashed Hillsong chick, seduce her, marry her, convert her to Satanism. It's the only path to happiness anymore.

>>15304525
Based af

>>15304535
Me, too. Just with a man's body.

>>15304589
Post a link when you do my dude

>>15304589
I hope (you) feel better anon

>>15304525
based

>>15304641
you don't have to eat it all on the same go, it'll keep good enough in room temp for a day or two.

>>15304523
Ask to speak to his manager and get him FIRED.

>>15316705
no