/ck/ - Food & Cooking

a ridiculous amount of nuggets, no fries and a diet coke or sprite no ice

>>15298107
The Best Fast Food Sandwich, tendies with bbq sauce, and Bangs for drinks.

>>15298107
A claymore, filled with fetid shit instead of ball bearings, hidden under a thin layer of tendies and fries, with a drink of lukewarm carbonated urine and pepsi syrup

>>15298266
this

>>15298107
McChicken

>>15298316
with extra McChicken sauce packets on the side.

>>15298107
I've been wanting to get the Trump meal (2 bm, 2 fof and a large choco shake) for ages but fucking lockdown is keeping me from it

>>15298107
Captain Planet Special
>beef patty
>fried chicken patty
>Fillet o fish patty
>sausage patty
>heart attack

A spicy McChicken between two large McGriddle buns with an egg and tarter sauce.

>>15298360
Wtf that's like 2500 calories in one sitting

>>15298107
McGangBang
Large fry
McChicken sauce for fries

Quarter Pounder on a Filet-O-Fish bun with Big Mac sauce
small fry with honey mustard

>>15298107
a Happy Meal

>>15298110
Very accurate.

>>15298107
Cold spaghetti in a cup and some tendies. Also the minimum wage worker is required to call you a faggot and shit on the food before handing it to you

T

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>>15298431
>>15298452
don't care what you're attempting here, fuck off

>>15298107
A mcchicken, 6pc tendies, bang's and a large fry with mcchicken sauce

Two McDoubles, a Quarter Pounder, a 20 piece nuggets with extra dip, a McRib, two McChickens, one with cheese, and a large WATER

Anon does not eat Mcyuck

McNuggets fried in coke batter. The same shit they use to make fried coke, but on a nugget.

mcchicken
some deenz
a packet of MSG

all served in an airfryer

>>15298456
thank you

Big Mac, medium fries, diet coke

20pc tendies with hunny mussy

Hula burger. An actual pineapple on a bun served by McDonalds at one point in time.
Some Happy Meal Ronald McDonald Cookies.
A full cup of syrup in a sundae cup.

>>15298107
50 piece nuggie with 20 packets of hunny mussy.

>>15298107
Quarter Pounder
Large Fries and Drink
10pc Chicken Nuggets

>>15298107
vanilla soylent

>>15298107
Fast food is disgusting pig swill for human livestock

>>15299183
Ok vegan

that one twitter pic that gets spammed here with the "Could you rly eat this amount of food for $5000?" I forget what exactly it is but it's a lotta shit and I think it represents /ck/ users well

>>15299199
Does this look vegan? Fucking retard.

Not in this country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRq2DEXw-Uo

>>15298266
It's Barq's, pronounced "Barks"

3/10 made me reply

>>15299277
Looks like Israelis use a different kind of gag reel.

>>15299280
pretty poor bait needs more emotion, more 'know it all'

>>15299087
Underrated post

>>15298107
• 1 Mixed Drink no ice (ex orange soda/sprite)
• 1 20 piece chicken nugget w/ 5 "free" sipping sauces (prices marked up to compensate for this inventory loss)
• 2 large fries
• 1 cheeseburger on the side
>Total cost: $12.39

>>15298107
2 mcdoubles(your toppings) 20 piece mcnuggie

>>15298107
A bullet

>>15299302
It's poor because I find it hard to believe anyone could be that stupid to think the can reads that.

>>15299212
that shit is tough but god damn, the shit tastes so fucking good

I stopped going to my nearest mcdonalds because a fast food worker was nice to me
This tall white girl named Sam started smiling at me and laughing whenever she recognized my voice on the intercom, and gave me free food all the time. One time I asked her why, she said it was because I was nice. I was polite, but I am pretty sure I didnt say anything overly nice. What is there to say at a fast food drive thru, right? And she was white, I was asian. I felt strange getting hit on by a white girl. She was gorgeous and didnt belong at a mcdonalds doing drive thru work, so I had no idea how to approach this situation. So I simply ignored it, like the spineless cuck nobody raised me into. Sometimes Id go back inevitably, and she would be there. I never forgot when we first met, she handed me my order and her eyes got super wide while staring at me, like she was looking at the most beautiful guy in the world, but again how could that be me? Well, it's over now.

The maximum amount of chicken nuggets that the pencil-pushers with MBAs in corporate can feasibly exchange for $6 without breaking the books.

>>15299609
Fake and gay

>>15298107
As many value items as a crisp $20 bill can get you

>>15298107
I got a mcdonalds to make be a big mac with filet of fish patties once.
>tarter and bigmac sauce.
>was surprisingly good.

>>15300653
How about a semen stained crinkly old fiver?

Mcdouble no pickles extra onions covered in hot mustard sauce, grilled ranch snack wrap, and 4 peice mozz sticks

>>15298107
Two mcchicken and a large glass filled 1/4 with ice so I can fill it with vodka

>>15300729
We're talking about the anonymous meal, not the namefag meal.

>>15298360
based
same anon.

>>15299609
i didnt ask for these feels faggot

>>15299609
God, that's the most pathetic story I've read on here, and I'm an /r9k/ regular.

>>15300698
why is there semen on a 5 dollar bill?
>>15298266
this
>>15299280
also this

20piece mcnugget, no sauce
2 dollar menu chicken sandwitches and a hamburger combined into a "secret" menu item
Filet of fish
Orange juice
Large fries
Bakery muffin (but not enjoy eating)
Happy meal toy (repeat every two weeks at 3am)

>>15300729
i loved these thinges
they were the 1st thinge i eber ate at mcdonadl

>>15298107
a luger with a single bullet

>>15299609
I've had many experiences like this pasta. I suppose we all have. A few times I took a chance, and it always turned out I was deluded. I prefer the memories in which I didn't break the illusion.

>>15298321
>>15298414
Wtf is mcchicken sauce. Is this some third world word for mayonaise?

>>15299605
A homestead duck you gave a good life and a quick, low stress, and overall painless death to is way less tough than eating an animal that was raised in a concentration camp.

I'm gonna get chickens next year, the duck is so god damn delicious, I wanna know if pasture raising will make chicken taste better too. I can't go back now that I've had duck, supermarket poultry tastes like cardboard in comparison.

I get a special order if 5 count chicken fingers plate with sweet tea and an extra zax sauce. I call it the "Anon Tendies Meal", and I use the customized extra zax sauce to dip my fries in, because the sauce and fries go so good together. My friends never understand why I get the extra sauce when we are ordering, but when they run out on 3 chicken tenderinos, and I am still dipping not only my chicken strips, but also my fries with sauce to spare, I can see the envy in their fries.

Double Bacon Cheeseburger, 6pc Nuggs w/ sweet & sour sauce, small fries, large orange Hi-C. That's right they're bringing it back.

>>15298107
Mcdank large fries nuggets with sweet and sour and a Dr pepper

>>15298107
Mchicken and 7 apple pies with some caramel sauce in a Sundae lid.

Two McDoubles (no onions)
One large order of fries
One apple pie
One large cup of water (no ice)

A McRib with two patties, no pickles or onions, as a large combo with a Dr. Pepper.

>>15298107
Baker's dozen of nuggets, 2 types of sauce, doublecheesburger, some loose fries in the bottom of the bag, Bangs with no ice and a forgotten McChicken

>>15298107
Mcdouble shredded lettuce and mayo, no ketchup.
McChicken, extra mayo
10pc nuggies with honey (ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES)
and a diet coke (im watching my weight)

>>15299280
Newfag

20 piece nugget with 1 of each sauce and extra ketchup because we are too nervous to ask what the sauces are, and a medium fry

>>15299212
just because you have sex with dead birds doesn't mean you know anything about food

filet o fish
sprite, no ice
fries with mayo
apple pie with american cheese

>>15300790
>why is there semen on a 5 dollar bill?
>he doesn't post Abe Lincoln cumtributes to /b/
whatta maroon

Big Mac
Cheeseburger
4pc nugget w/ bbq sauce
Small fries w/ sweet n sour sauce
Large Diet Coke

>>15299280
Embarrassing

>$6
>for a cheeseburger combo with bacon

>>15298107
tendies

>>15303029
Stop projecting

>>15298107

- single dollar menu cheese burger

- apple pie

- super sized drink

Total somehow nearly comes out to $20.

>>15299280
0/0 b8

>>15305353
In what fucking world?

20x McNuggets with Honey
1x Double Quarter Pounder
2x Double Cheeseburger
2x McChicken with Cheese
2x Sausage Burrito with Hot Picante sauce
1x Large Fries
2x Large Diet Coke
1x McCafe Caramel Frappe
13x Chocolate Chip Cookie

This is what I usually order at Mickey Dee's.

>>15298481
We asked for the anonymous meal, not big smokes order fagtron

loneliness
lack of social skills
escape into video games
obesity
poor hygiene
lack of education
thinking they have superior intellect
never travelled, not even to glorious Nippon
all on a toasted sesame bun with secret sauce

>>15306245
I've travelled enough to know people who think travelling is important are fucktards.

Four of these and a diet coke

A fairly small amount of McDonald's for the average person, I'd say?

>>15306344
Where are these that I've never seen or heard of them, anon?

>>15298107

Spaghetti that they scoop directly into your pockets and a white monster.

>>15298360
Don't forget the 2 ice creams. Or was it 2 of the choco shakes? I just remember the order being in twos and one of the twos were frozen.

>>15299208
They have to argue obnoxiously at no one in particular while eating it though, much like the threads about it. And every other thread about food.

5 McChickens covered with mayo,

>>15298505
>some deenz
Based and deenpilled

>>15298107
Not gonna lie, when I first heard of the Travis Scott meal, I assumed it was a black kid that got shot by police coming home from McDonalds. I'm not even joking, I don't follow sports.

>>15298110
this

>>15306344
Yo, this thread is advanced marketing and the McD's shill just posted the real reason for this thread. I need this burger and I would actually go to McDonald's again, just for this.

Also, Shillerino, this sandwiche is a good idea and I commend you for unveiling it here. For your efforts I have posted an image that I know suits your personal tastes.

>>15298107
>Extra Chicken Tenders
>A weird sauce flavor that is a Frankenstein of conflicting taste cause you morons can never decide on a condiment
>A classic cheeseburger with bacon
>Fries
>Water

>>15298110
Fpbp

>>15298107

>>15298107
>>15307836

>>15307848

ahhh, that'd be ok...That's like 3 steps and a apparatus away from me anyways

Does anyone remember the old bbq sauce? It had a nice sweet taste. The new one tastes like acid shit.

>>15298387
it's so easy to pack down shitloads of mcdonalds

>>15298107
I will have 2 double quarter pounders, 3 mcchickens, 2 large fries and a large coke

>>15298107
does anyone remember the jalapeno mcchicken? that was by far my favorite item at mcdonalds, too bad they didnt bring it back this winter. Hope they do soon. It's a mcchicken patty (i believe regular) with cheese, ranch, pickled jalapeno, and some fried jalapeno chip thing. The pickled jalapenos are so nice on the sandwich

>>15298110
Fucking spot on with the no ice part

>>15298107
In the summer of 1984, a new McDonalds opened in the town where I grew up. It was a big deal, because at that time, McDonalds hadn't really made it's way into the region.

Two weeks later, a scandal erupted. Someone had received a small bag of used feminine hygiene products via the drive thru instead of what they had ordered. Apparently, McDonalds used small paper bags in the women's rest room to line the disposal box that was hung next to the toilet. A worker had just had an argument with a manager, who fired her, but said she could work out her shift. The worker went to the rest room, fetched the bag, put it in with other food into a larger bag and let that fucker go out into the world on it's own.

It made the local paper... and THAT, would be the Anon Meal.

>filet o fish with an extra fish patty, no cheese
>sausage burrito
>10 piece nuggies with BBQ
>hash brown
>baked apple pie

>>15309103
oh and an unsweet ice tea

french fries on a bun with tartar sauce and ketchup. 5 large diet cokes or diet dr peppers. apple pie smothered in mayo. 3 crushed oxycontin pills. half a bottle of everklear. 1/4 ounce of crystal meth.

>>15308478

>>15298107
>>15298107
triple quarter pounder, happy meal (with fries), apples (with caramel), large fries, chocolate shake, 2 chipotle chicken wraps, a coke, 2 big macs, honey mustard packets, chicken nuggets, and an apple pie
I don't eat fast food often but when I do I splurge on it

Several servings of organically sourced butchered meat, farm fresh fruits and vegetables. Herbal teas, or blended protein and fat soluble produce.

In liue of a Happy Meal toy, a brief and concise pamphlet depicting the global zionist occupied government and the subversion of your country, the fall of man, and their belief of the esoteric balance of good and evil idolatry.

Essentially real food not goyim work horse, cancer forming slop.

>>15306551
I'm from germany and they're permanently on our menu and amazing

>>15303029
kek

>>15301530

>>15306973
It has nothing to do with sports though? He's a rapper.

>>15298107
Two mcchicken and one small fries

>>15298107
>a ridiculous amount of nuggets
>and a diet coke

>>15298107
Thought it would be obvious

>>15298266
trying too hard/10

>>15306551
not sure if you're in the US but we had something similar for a brief time a few years ago. never got to try it myself though.

>>15298107
Two McDonald’s and a large fry

>>15314802
Trying too hard with fast food is what makes it /ck/, though.

>>15299493
It's clearly bangs

>>15298107
A raw burger, cold taco bell and a fifth of seagram's.

>>15298481
how big is a McDouble compared to a QP?

t. eurofag

>>15298107
exactly like a happy meal, but with more cum in every item

I don't eat fast food.

>>15298107
Irish coffee, toast, and pic related.

>>15307848
who the fuck makes pictures like this
who the fuck thinks theyre being clever for making this shit

>>15298107
4 large fries.

Spicy mcchicken with 10pc mcnugget, with a large drink. For me though, It's no drink, since I have a takeya water bottle that is always topped off with ice cold water.

Like this.
https://youtu.be/ROaj3bCpZEM?t=589

>>15317179
idk but something tells me its not the person who keeps spamming the same 2 pics all over this board.

>>15298107
tomato soup and a cup of water.