/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15297710
that's not a food

>>15297740
It says edible right on the box, anon

>>15297710

>>15297746
Bees wax is edible, it's still not a food.

>>15297752
aw dange, my grandpa used to keep Planters Cheez Balls in the house just for when I came over

>>15297752
>>15297758
They re-released Cheez Balls last year.

>>15297756
you're not a food

>>15297864
I found the nacho flavor ones only once and I can't find them anymore. Makes me mad.

>>15297752
>Crunch Tators
Makes me think of Home Alone

>>15297710

>>15297752
They still sell cheetos paws, fritos, and those potato sticks, but the packaging

These and the All-Star Burgers were awesome.

>>15297876
I disagree, I bet he's very tasty

>tfw I'll never go back to the mid-2000's as a kid, going to Blockbuster w/ mom, renting out vidya & dvd's and having her buy a pack of pic related for me as well

I fucking the 2000's so much bros....

>>15301503
*I fucking miss

>>15300137
I had the food lab and really enjoyed it even if all the stuff you made was kinda gross in a overly-chemical sort of way.

>>15301445
>a foot taller than the garbage bin
jesus, how much food did you get?

>>15298775
holy shit, that scorpion is one is digging up memories I thought I'd lost

>>15298789
I might still have one of these tucked away somewhere

>>15300170
Man I don't get how anyone can like those pizza ones. Literally raw pizza with the worst possible ingredients.

>>15301547
Wow Mario looks pissed.

>>15301503
Whenever I go on a day hike I always buy a box of Gobstoppers. It's a tradition that started when I was little, and the sugar is always welcome after a couple hours going uphill. My friends never want any until we're on the mountain and then suddenly everyone can't stop eating them.

>>15301503
Dang I haven't had those in a long-ass time. I can still remember the taste, though. Green's the best layer.

>>15301562
xxhoking hazard

>>15302187
very much, but I don't hike and gobstop at the same time. i find a rock and take a seat

>>15302229
you are a wise man, I respect you

Once went through half a box of these at grandma’s house when I was 10. Don’t know if she ever noticed.

>>15297876
Look here Fuck-O-the-Clown, I am a VERY Tasty man. I have been for a very long time, and will continue to be so far into the future. Tasty, tasty, tasty. MMMmmmMMM! MMMMmmm! So fucking good.

>>15301558
That's gamecube era mario

>>15301558
Just the lighting

>>15302778
fuck off whats the difference from arnott's

>>15302229
One of the best posts I’ve seen on this retarded shithole of a website.

>>15298786
the Post Churro cereal is one of the greatest
it stays crunchy in milk for ages

>>15301556
Hits different on a feild trip in middle school.

>>15301556
>>15303242
The nacho ones were way better

>>15298775
>>15300137
i'm pretty sure there was one of these "science project make your own candy" kits where the candy was shaped like bugs. i remember this bothering me because there also existed for sale a different kit where you made bugs out of inedible goo and a was always afraid of confusing the two. my parents never even bought me either of them, my only exposure was through advertisements and i think my cousin got one of the kits once. i don't remember if the bugs were edible.

>>15303268
Nachos are more enjoyable. Ham and cheese stackers were the best for actually filling up kid me

>>15303285
I definitely remember making my own gummie bugs out if some ingredients. I remember them and being very sticky and soft and got stuck in my teeth.

>>15297752
You can still buy Planters Cheez balls and Pik-nik potato strings

>>15303285
I had the kit that made the rubber bugs. It was kinda neat †bh, for a kid. It was basically an E-Z-Bake Oven™ for boys

>>15297710

lived in germany for 3 years as a kid. really loved these. super disappointed in how small the haribo selection is in the u.s.

>>15298775
I really could use some of these right now

>>15303895
couldn't we all

>>15298775
They still make these, candywarehouse sells them occassionaly.

>>15303835
They eventually made one that melted little "metal" pellets down into random bug/monster/hero type molds. When melted the stuff looked like the liquid metal terminator.

>>15303880
I'm living around the Haribo plant. I wouldn't mind sending you some.
https://www.haribo.com/de-de/produkte/haribo

>>15303993
But they arent the same. Not as slimmy as the original. The real ones basically melted in your hand.

>>15304028
Damn thats a bummer.

>>15304047
Yeah, imagine my face after finding them and getting hyped on the way home, completely nostalgic just to be absolutely trashed by it tasting like a cheap conventional hard gummibear - not even sour or anyhing. It's like the people which restarted them, never tasted it. It should have the consistency of those slimy hands you could throw at people, till they collected too much dirt to stick to anything anymore.

Guess I'll have to use the packaing for homemade recipes just using less gelatine.

I'd give anything to have these come back. I miss them and I miss the time when I had them.

>>15298775
>>15304071
>>15304072
I know your feel, my man.

>>15304023
Sent, danke ;)

>>15304080
Gimmi your trashmail and what you want to try.

>>15301556
>pepperoni flavored sausage
What. The. Fuck.

>>15304090
I'm not that guy I was just goofin', it is good candy tho

>>15303242
>feild
Should have studied harder, kiddo.

>>15304023
For me, it's
>smurfs
>frogs
>colored snails
>cherries

I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe.

>>15301556
idk, the best experiences with these things are eating them on a field trip when you are a kid, and eating them after fucking a single mom and raiding her fridge.

>>15298789
I think I got one of these for Easter when I was three years old. I remember.

>>15303861
I saw this and many other Pokémon related foods in a Beckett Pokémon collector magazine but never got to try them because I lived in a third world shithole.

>>15303285
>>15303835

These came with temporary tattoos.

>>15304151
I would have loved that †bh

Yupi gummies

>>15304151
Frankly the good doctor's mouth hole is quite alluring.

Was this only a german thing?

>>15304264
I had the Listerine one in Ohio.

>>15303835
I tried making my own gummi snacks by melting cut up gummies in the molds. Did not work very well.

>>15304270
I admire both your chutzpah and panache but yes, that was certainly bound to be a real kerfuffle

>>15304023
>I'm living around the Haribo plant.

Neuss?

>>15304274
I ended up getting molten sugar water all over my budding breasts and thighs.

1€, got discontinued though

>>15304301
these still exist in Australia. too bad Christmas is over, I would have been nice and sent you a box but the giving season is over, sadly, so my hands are tied

>>15304187
I still see these time to time at the grocery store or CVS.

>>15304264
I've seen listerine strips but I remember finding candy like that over a decade ago at walmart

>>15304290
Solingen.

>>15304304
It’s expensive af to send anything from Australia anyway

Does anybody remember those motherfuckers? Wrigley's extra thin ice.

I miss them so much.

>>15304732
>>15304264
lmao

>>15304301
They are back. I saw them at Walmart the other day.

The whole 'soul/soulless' meme makes me roll my eyes sometimes, but man, no sprinkles and just plain little cookie shapes? Oookay.

>>15304264
Had them in Sweden too. Disgusting.

>>15304264
i had the flinstones vitamin ones. tasted like ass

>>15304737
Based frufoo
I miss them so much

>>15304815
I still remember their taste so vividly. Thin milk choclate crispy cold filled with strawberry quark. They did try to remake the pure Quark version, but made a "better more organic recipe". Tastes like shit. And still no Pralinen.

>>15301503
>In 2003, Taquandra Diggs, a nine-year-old girl in Starke, Florida, suffered severe burns, allegedly from biting on an exploding Wonka Everlasting Gobstopper that had been refrigerated, left out in the sun, then refrigerated again.
>Diggs and several other alleged victims' families filed lawsuits against Nestlé for medical bills resulting from plastic surgery as well as pain and suffering; the matters were later settled outside of court for an undisclosed amount.

bump

>>15305806
>Taquandra
As expected, a certain demographic ruins it for the rest of humanity

>>15303309
I've always wanted to try these whenever I visit the local bulk food store, maybe I should buy some this time

>>15304298
TITS
OR
GTFO

I don't understand how anyone could miss this stuff, its basically just dyed sugar. The only foods I think back on and wish I could still get are from restaurants that no longer exist.

>>15304187
If you can find a Christmas tree shop near you they have these

>>15307660
How about stop complaining and post the stuff you miss from the closed restaurants.

>>15297752
pizzarias where the fucking shit. They are the reason I became and obese child.

>>15304264
it was like a thin plastic with a strong taste that melted in your mouth, turning to goo then dissolving. I have no idea why I ever ate these.

>>15304264
We had them in mexico

>>15303835
I see this image and instantly remember the smell of this device.

>>15304151
My friend had that! The Monster Brains were a really weird, sour foam.

>>15305806
I'm guessing "refrigerated" means frozen, because there's no way a normal fridge temp is enough to do what that claims it's doing.

>>15309472
Did you notice her name was Taquandra?

>>15304264
these were so fucking nasty.

>>15297710
These were always my fast food as a kid, and I still get cravings for them every once and a while.
Taco johns for those who don't know.

>>15304264
No they used to be a thing in US.

this is like crack

>>15297710
anyone have the picture of the canned deer anus

>>15304303
loved the old cheapo ice tea, they don't make them like that anymore

>>15301558
Mario if he real.

>>15309629

The original flavoured starkisses

>>15309625
>>15304737
>>15304906
>>15304815
>>15304303
>>15304264
Na Bernd was geht?

>>15301503
These still exist

>>15304264
Nah, I'm in the US and me and my friends would have contests on who could eat the most at once

>>15309665
Bloink doink flubben ploppen.

>>15304304

>>15309618
what is it, saw it on the goodies once

This shit was fucking disgusting.

I used to suck on these like there was no tomorrow

>>15310068
I remember the monster versions were ok

Used to love this stuff man

>>15310084
Yeah I liked those too. Completely memory holed them, haven't seen em in years

>>15307660
>what is childhood nostalgia
i also miss Street Sharks, doesn't mean it was a good show

>>15310056
it's full of sherbet with a liquorice stick

>>15297710
My boyfriends cornhole. I’m a dude btw

RIP

>>15302824
>>15301558

>>15309665
Das sind definitiv keine D-Mark Preise oder ists wieder Bergjudenland?

>>15309826
LMAO

>>15304151
I asked for this for a Christmas and a Birthday. Didn't get it.

I absolutely refuse to eat a "twix"

>>15309762
They nerved them. They practically come apart into powder immediately now. Can't give 'em the good succ for long anymore.

>>15307107
These were delicious

The 70's just called me.

>>15304151
OMG! I remember the commercial!

>>15309762

I never see them at stores.

when I was a kid they only had them at an ice rink vending machine

>>15310858
maybe not at some supermarkets but def can find them at 7-11s and shit like that

>>15304105
I can get all those except snails where I am right now, where you at anon?

>>15310165
kys faggot

>>15310429
Könnten Schluchtenscheißerpreise sein (siehe Poop-Marille), dafür ists dann aber ganz schön billig

>>15310659
>Twix used to be named Raider
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhh i completely forgot about that
thanks for the nostalgia, bro

>>15300170
Sorry your parents didn't love you enough to make you a real lunch, anon.

>>15297710

>>15310833
In school we used to bite one in half, then slingshot it across across the classroom with enough force to take an eye out.

>>15310106
The orange cream flavor was really fucking good

>>15297710
I found these from a candy store once when I was a kid and I always craved them since but never saw them again anywhere.

>>15297710

>>15310429
Bergjudenland
That's very offensive.

>>15301503
You can suck on it all year and it'll never get any smaller! Hehe, ain't that neat?

>>15303835
Based

>>15304264
No they were big in the early 2000s.

Bell beefer from Taco Bell.

gummy burgers
candy cigarettes
bazooka joe

>>15297876
Sure he is, but so is edible foam and sour powder.

>>15314414
All three are available at my local cornerstore as pennycandy, I think a pack of candy smokes is like .30c or something.

>>15304264

Used to pop one of these in my mouth after smoking a huge bowl in my car right before I went into work at my job at a restaurant when I was 16. I was sure it made my breath not smell like weed. Meanwhile my eyes and the rest or me was a sure giveaway. Thought I was so clever.

>>15311135
Perhaps 80s prices, I know the D-Mark at least suffered from some heavy inflation during the 90s.

>>15312868
they still sell starburst jelly beans anon

>>15314387

These were the shit. The white shark was my favorite.

>>15304264
It's an international thing. that thing fucking frost-burns your tongue.

>>15302187
I got your choking hazard right here

>>15304028
That's what I couldn't remember! I remember the flavor but couldn't remember what made it unique. It had this slimey liquid coating on the outside when you opened the packet.
No wonder i enjoy eating cum so much now.

>>15304298
You still have any scars? I dumped a mug of boiling hot entirely too sweet tea on my chest when I was 12. There is still discolouration in the splash pattern

These bad boys

>>15297758
My grandparents did this with potato stix. Used to go over there as an adult still expecting to see them in the pantry, on day they were there. Good and sad feelings, I miss being a kid in the summer

>>15311135
goddamn i love these hippos so goddamn much

>>15304151
I loved this kit but the candy was kind of gross, mainly the brains. Still ate it

>>15307107
Forgot about these. Literal taste in my mouth when seeing this pic

>>15310084
Loved these, blatant just chemical flavored but amazing

>>15313668
These fuckers were pretty good

>>15313668
Thanks, couldnt remembre how they were called. Gradma always got me those. Real nice memories.

>>15314387
Nearly forgot they existed.

>>15314756
Nah, mein Jung, life was good back in the golden days. Even Solero Shots at my Büdchen were 1,60 DM max.

>>15310084
even as a child these disgusted me

>>15314387
nice

These didn't even taste good but were sold only in one store where I lived so getting one was like a special treat

>>15312963
same.
these and rubber band, paper clip sling shots.
i have no idea how we managed to not severely injure one another.

>>15314784
These God damned things are such a pain in the ass to find. They're my favorite jelly beans, and as someone that doesn't eat much candy it's especially painful.

>>15297758
Wholesome frogposter

>>15303861

>>15309408
Smelled like latex gloves filled with melted crayons if I recall

>>15316824
oh my god anon

>>15305806
How does that actually explode?

>>15316897
She probably heated it in the microwave oven and lied about it.
It was a thing retards did for a while.

>>15309473
Wow
Even worse than conguitos

>>15303861
>>15316777
These were all pretty good especially because it was during peak pokemon popularity where you could still name them all

>>15316824
You can still buy these they are good though.

>>15307135
They don't actually taste like anything.

>>15314756
>>15315866
>>15310429

>>15309665 is definitely Austrian, Langnese (called Eskimo in Ösiland) has similiar pricing
Also:
>Marille

>>15317060
I'll have the langfinger, bitte

>>15317060
god damn they really can't decide for a name can't they

>>15317096
this shit was so weird. it was like pixie stik dust with little morsels of bubble gum mixed in. strangest texture ever and actually took a lot of chewing to get the gum to just be a piece of gum in your mouth

i think they still make this shit but wouldn't put money on it

>>15302187
They're called gobstoppers for a reason, anon

>>15317107
Ikr, but best tuttifrutti taste out there
been looking for quite a while, next best thing i found was tubed bubblegum.

can't beat Lik-M-Aid with Lik-A-Stix

aka Fun Dip

>>15317121
candywarehouse bro, they got everything including candy cigarettes and bubble gum cigars
>out of stock tho

>>15317125
this along with pixie sticks were a pure sugar rush right to the brain

Miss these little fuckers. Would eat them everyday during lunch. I'd pay a pretty penny just to try em again.

>>15317138
man nothing tasted better than those fuckin Lik-A-Stix. pure dextrose, sweet yes, but solid and has almost a hint of tobacco pipe to it somehow

not unlike pic related

>>15313142
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I FORGOT THESE EXISTED

>>15313142
>>15317390
Fun Fax: the holes don't actually fit into the regular Lifesavers, because the urban myth that so many people believe is that Lifesavers are designed with a hole so you can't choke on them like traditional hard candy, and they didn't want to betray that myth by allowing people to "plug" the hole. In fact, they're called Lifesavers because they look like emergency rafts you often find on docks and piers, and are a more interesting mouth texture with more surface area when consumed, not because they're safe.

Also, I was always so pissed off when donut holes (munchkins for you Dunkin fans) didn't actually fit inside the donuts. Not for the same reasons as with Lifesavers though.

>>15317133
been outta stock for about a year and a half (or i just always check in the wrong time.)

>>15298789

> the hands are right colour

>>15316588
I see them all the time at the Dollar Trees around me. I'm in new jersey.

>>15297864
They don't taste the same

>>15307135
You won't be disappointed.
But you won't really be appointed either.
They're just little jawbreakers that taste slightly like cola. Might as well try them.

>>15305806
>Taquandra Diggs
It really is fascinating how they continue to find new and unusual ways to injure themselves.

>>15316883
Miss these, even miss the ones that were candy-coated chocolate chips and yogurt.
Makes sense they got discontinued though. I imagine the overlap between people who want candy and people who want yogurt is very slim.

>>15304107
I remember when I was young and poor, I would scrounge up one dollar and buy those as a sweet treat at 7-11

>>15316897
I'm with the first guy. Idiots microwaving jawbreakers and similar candy and then burning themselves was a big enough phenomenon that the Mythbusters tackled it. 2 of them actually got slight burns from an exploding jawbreaker. They also concluded that leaving one out in the sun could get the insides hot enough to burn someone but they couldn't get any of those to explode and the kid said they refrigerated the gobstopper anyway so it was almost certainly microwaved.

>>15300170
A fellow All-Star patrician
I personally liked the hot dog lunchable that they did. I swear I was probably the only kid who even cared for them.
I miss them.

>>15314387
I remember every time I went to sea world I would get a pack of these
>>15316883
Vaguely remember these, it was an odd mix but it worked well
>>15317043
These were great except for the hard candy in the middle
>>15317378
Honest to god why haven't they brought these back yet? Everyone I've seen bring these up misses them and wants them back.

>Nostalgia foods
>All shitty american sugar shapes

>>15318715
post some from your land

>>15318722

>>15318715
Do you expect kids to cook traditional foods from their home country? Let alone single-mother damned 90s kids? A quick americanized sugar rush is all we had.

>>15318741
yes to both

>>15297758
My grandpa would actually hide away the astroglide and child porno prints when I came over. Until like 15 or something.

>>15301503
Fuck... I hated having to bite into these things to eat them instead of swallowing whole. They made them softer over the years but not enough back 30 years ago.

Glad I got good teeth.

>>15318744
That's just retarded and that comes from someone very much obsessed with native cuisines and being s anti-eternal anglo as can be. Share what makes you nostalgic and stop contributing nonsense.

>>15318760
why not set higher expectations instead of lower

Eating P.B. Crisps and masturbating to really really young girl quicktime .mov's in the late 90s.

Wish I could have been gen x to enjoy this nightmarish looking crap.

>>15318741
>single mother
Oof. Sorry you didn't have a real family. How long have you been out of prison?

>>15318778
I do have higher ones for myself now as well as my children but whats th point of shittalking some poor fucks in here which had nothing else going on?

>>15318812
Its just pop rocks dude. Cmon....

>>15318822
why are you making assumptions that they were poor fucks
maybe they were just lazy and ignorant

>>15318838
>8-15yo not having traditional dishes as nostalgia means they were lay and ignorant
Just post your stolen lox, Moshe, and be done with it.

>>15318824
powdered pop rocks..

>>15318879
huh?

>>15318879
Your articulate speech is at odds with your /pol/tard beliefs.

>>15318908
>he doesn't know about the lox

>>15318928
but i'm from scandinavia

Its just salmon on a bagel whoopty do.

>>15309408
mmm, hot melting plastic with a certain je ne sais quoi smell that I can remember vividly as well

>>15307107
I buy these all the time, I guess it pays to actually be Canadian?

>>15317096
Loved this shit. I used to chug the cherry flavored ones. The flavor didn't last long but it was still kino

>>15317105
These too, watermelon was the best.

I used to love these when I was a kid only they came in a small box and they cost $0.03 a box. I can't find any pictures of them in a box but then again I'm really old.

>>15319459
No, not quite.

>>15307107
wtf I'm canadian and never saw these

>>15317381
Yeah the stix were so unusual. I dont know what that flavor was but it was unique. Thats the package I remember, late 70s early 80s.
>>15316928
They came before Combos. The outside part was like corn chips, fritos. They were great. Way better than Combos.

>>15316824
Saw these in an airport vending machine at LAX, pretty good.

>>15319694
Bloink doink flubben ploppen?

>>15297710

>tfw nobody knows how good these chili watermelon candies are

>>15319717
Es tut mir Leid, aber ich verstehe das nicht. Meine Mutter ist der Ossi, nicht ich.

>>15304107
These intrigue me, they look like they would be so sickeningly sweet

Peak candy.