/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15291012

>>15291012
Why does this thread not have 20 replies like every other /ck/ thread?

>recipe says to add water
>use unfiltered tap

>>15291012
>Recipe calls for half a pound of hamburger
>Cook the whole pound

>>15291638
It's actually funny and entertaining, and not about a filipino spaghetti shop, nor is it about some youtube nobody, whose claim to fame is he doesn't have a gas stove, and it's also not about ohio spaghetti.

>recipe has an 18 page blog about hubby and the kids
>read blog and forget about the recipe

>>15291012
>sample say please take one
>I take two

>recipe calls for a pound of ground pork
>use a dollar worth instead

>>15291012
>bottle says shake before opening
>I stir

>>15291012
>do your own cooking and disguise it as purchased fast food

>>15292103
Cheeky

>>15291012
>order a McChicken
>add cheese

>>15292103
Oi wheres the fockin license you cheeky bugger

>self checkout line
>lemon won't scan
>enter lime instead

>>15291012
>store has a buy one get one free deal
>Buy one, get my free one, refund the one I bought and keep the free one

>>15292215
>Not refunding both, thus getting your money back 2x and repeating that until you have infinite money and destory the corporate j*w

>recipe says to use 3 tablespoons of brown sugar
>3 tablespoons
>three tablespoons
>3 (three) tablespoons (tbsp)
>i use 3 tbsp, mix and check recipe for next ingredient
>recipe says to use 3 teaspoons of brown sugar

>recipe says use creme fraiche
>use regular cream

GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK

>>15291012
>Recipe calls for 1/8 teaspoon of black pepper for a dish that fills up a 5 quart pot
Why?

>>15291012
Alright, I'm not going to mess around here.

I fingered my little sister. Super wet. I then put my fingers under the nose of my dog and barked several times, ran off into the backyard and took a shit in the pool.

>>15292578
Did you shit in the pool or did your dog?

>pasta box says to boil for 13 minutes
>boil for 14 "just to be safe"

>>15292578
Basado

>salt and pepper to taste

Add between 0-20 tablespoons of both

>voila

>cook until Golden-brown
Cook until dark yellow

>Refrigerate before opening
Refrigerated before opening

>Nothing personnel

>Add 1/4 cup of butter
Smile and insert 4oz of margarine
>dad beats my ass bloody and posts here.
Goto school next day anyways and brag about my shitty pride-day cupcakes

>>15292295
Use 3 tbsp
(Brown sugar)
Add 3 tbsp brown sugar
Add brown sugar next (3tbsp)

Repeat steps 1-3 until brown

>>15292880
>tfw when you're getting older, more tired, more worn down
>tfw when you don't have the same willpower to power through
>tfw you no longer have what it takes to beat the gay out of your son
>tfw you have to settle for just regular beating the shit out of him
>tfw you know you've failed as a dad

>>15292578
You forgot an important piece of info anon. What age was she?

>>15291012
enjoy your hypertension

>>15292578
HOT STUFF COOMIN THROUGH!!