/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if youre living like this just drop the toaster in the bathtub already

A poem.

>>15290572
>>15290576
I’m not really sure what either of you fellas mean!

>>15290544
looks dry af

What type of breading did you use?

>>15290582
I promise it’s good. Was so good the first time I asked my mother to make it again tonight.

>>15290544
Get a real deep fryer.

>>15290594
It came outta a box anon

>>15290608
The it doesn't belong on this board, senpai.

>>15290544
It's shit but at least your eating your sauce in something else than a paper plate.

>>15290544
idk who you are trying to kid get a real fryer and some lard and cook those tendies like a proper fatss.

>>15290616
It was good though. Really hit the spot.
>>15290629
I don’t know who to do all that junk

>>15290634
It was repulsive.

>>15290544
>chik-fil-a containers
Dropped

>>15290608
kys. also why would you show your face on 4chan retard

Something wrong with your oven op?

>>15290616
Sauce on a paper plate is only a problem if you're using a shitty cheap one

i have those same placemats they suck i hate them
does anyone know where i can get good placemats that are affordable and look nice with wood???

>>15290808
It’s really good sauce dude
>>15290827
People here are my friends.
>>15290832
No but I like the air fryer better

>>15290578
Neck yourself tubguts.

>>15290850
cute dogs

>>15290856
Thanks

heck yeah pal
these are the perfect snack to have while playing cyberpunk 2077 with my doggo in my lap

>>15290897
>cyberpunk 2077

Why aren't you in your shed?

Go back to your shed

>>15290850
Oh, my bad, I didn't realize it was the tubby fella with cute dachshunds.

>>15290937
I’m there now

>>15291052
Wish I had a cool shed ;_;

>>15290544
sloppa

>>15291052
sup cabinbro how's the butcher life treating you?

Dammit I’m sorry all my pics are coming out upside down

>>15291158
Hi anon. It’s going well. I made lots of hamburger steak, bottom round roast, ground beef, and ground chuck today. Now I have two days off until Tuesday.

>>15290544
I did not like frozen french fries when I was a kid, and I do not like them today either.

I like fries made like this, and yes I can make them at home, exactly like this.

https://youtu.be/HW4dmXrrwIY

>>15290608
>>15291180
No wonder you don't smile with an open mouth very often, your teeth are yellower than my piss after a 3-day bender.

>>15291217
I don’t care lol

>>15290544
Did you put sperm in your hot sauce? What the fuck am I seeing

>>15291193
How often can you use the beef fat?
I'd find it really wasteful to just use it once.

>>15290544
what's those peppers on the left

>>15291522
not that anon, but quite a long time from what I remember, just strain it through a cheesecloth and put it in the fridge when done. Just went to the butcher and he gave me a huge bag of fat trimmings for making tallow

>>15293409
not OP but they look similar to pic related

>>15291052
Yo dawg you accepted my switch friend request but how do I contact you to set up a smash match?

>>15291169
Based and redpilled.

>>15291482
Get to the dentist and get them cleaned

>>15291482
That's a shame. You actually have really pretty teeth.

>>15291482
Jesus chrust imagine how bad this oaf smells

>>15293606
>pretty teeth
are you from the UK ?

>air fryer

These do not fry anything. They are stupid shaped toaster ovens.

>>15290582
Thats what the sauce is for. Op, keep it up. Stay away from the Oil Jew as much as you can.

>>15290544
buy an air fryer for your cabin and you can have taste tendies after transsexual porn sessions

>>15290608
Ayyyy its shed/cabin in the woods anon. I remember you from that cheap liquor thread u got wasted bud

>>15290544
Not as good as a whole turkey heh

>>15291169
I came to this thread hoping it was you and it was so you glorious bustard
>>15291482
Cabinanon you are now a butcher and hopefully have dental get your teeth cleaned. Infections in gums/teeth can lead to major heart issues

>>15290608
Big surprise it's this retarded lazy sack of goo again. Your parents should've culled you when they had the chance.

>>15294210
>Infections in gums/teeth can lead to major heart issues
Not to rag on cabin anon because his chubbiness is part of his charm, but I suspect his morbid obesity would be more of an issue for that than his fucking teeth.

>>15294237
He's not ideal but still better than taco bell alcohol poster

>>15294292
Fatness is easier to excuse than having a sewer mouth because you don't brush

stop posting you pathetic faggot your worse than taco bell fag

what is it about lonely fat fucks thinking this board is their personal blog...we don't want to see your disgusting life

>>15294366
and yet here you are

>>15294392
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

Without a doubt my favourite poster on all of 4chan.

>>15294392
Am i posting pictures of my shack, fat face, and telling you about my personal life? Now suck a fart directly out of my dirty asshole

>>15290608
bro you look like an oblivion character

>>15290850
Nice pups

>>15290850
I want to pet them.

>>15294351
>sewer mouth
I dig up, pump out and repair septic tanks for a living so I know a little bit about what a sewer that has gone septic smells like. Even a 50 yo from the Ozarks who never brushed in their life, won't have a mouth that even remotely smells like a sewer.

>>15290608
Kek based chunkbro look at all the veganegroes seething.

>>15290544
Based. Did you enjoy 3D All-Stars?