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Reminder that only roast leg of lamb qualifies as a traditonal Christmas dinner.
Ham and Turkey are for lazys and posers.

>> No.15284427

>>15284418
Ham and Turkey come in larger portions and are meant to feed families for days.

Lamb is pricey on scale and doesn't last past the day after Christmas at least

>> No.15284499

And?
I'm making fully loaded steak and bleu cheese nachos for dinner and it's gonna be amazing.
Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

>> No.15284503

>>15284499
Reddit: The post

>> No.15284515

>>15284418
>proddies

>> No.15284521

>>15284418
I had lamb last year. Speared bits of rosemary, garlic and anchovies into it and had it pink. Lovely

>> No.15284545

>>15284427
>poor
ha

>> No.15284560

>>15284499
yikes, this is super cringe. you gay, nigga

>> No.15284776
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>>15284499
>bro im so jacked about dinner
>STEAK AND NACHOS
>FUCK my ancestors brah

>> No.15284837

>>15284418
Based
LAMB
GANG

>> No.15284841

>>15284418
goose or gtfo

>> No.15284843

>>15284499
based doing what you want
>>15284776
>DUDE YOUR DEAD ANCESTOR FROM 200 YEARS AGO IS SOOOOO PISSED THIS IS NOT RIGHT

>> No.15284845

>>15284560
im NOT gay, man!

>> No.15284870

>>15284843
> t.samefag

>> No.15284883

>>15284499
Based individual, fuck tradfags.

>> No.15284886

Why does no one with access to beef eat sheep?

>> No.15284899

>>15284845
lol you gay

>> No.15284905

>>15284418
/tourtiere/ reporting in

>> No.15284908
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>>15284499
You are based for being an individualist, cringe for mocking your ancestors. See me after class.

>> No.15284932

>>15284418
There are no muslim places near me so getting lamb is next to impossible.

>> No.15284936

>>15284418
Goose is way more traditional than lamb. Cope.

>> No.15284942
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>>15284418
Got these short ribs braising in the oven.

>> No.15284944

>>15284418

That looks super good anon, hope it turns out perfect for you!

My mom and I are having penne marinara with homemade meatballs, which is our tradition. We usually have braciole as well but decided to skip the trip to the deli this year.

>> No.15284954

RIb roast, chateaubriand, roast goose, roast duck, cornish game hens, etc.

There are plenty of traditional Christmas meals that don't include turkey or ham.

>> No.15284986

>>15284499
>tradition is peer pressure from dead people
It’s a good thing your mum didn’t think like that when you started making her ankles swell numbnuts. Tradition is what fortifies society and without it you have a cracked and broken homogeny. Good luck with your grumbling stomach after your overpriced bar food doesn’t fill the void.

>> No.15285018

>>15284499
fag

>> No.15285087

>>15284870
nope

>> No.15285097

>>15284942
I'm going to make some short ribs, the recipe takes a bottle of red and a bottle of port. I'm going to use a fruity Malbec. I made some pickled shallots yesterday and I'm going to make either: mashed potatoes or polenta.

>> No.15285102

>>15284899
NO AM NOT! ITS NOT TRUE STOP SAYING IT!

>> No.15285122
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>>15284418
lamb is for easter you obvious jew, everyone knows this, your mossad handlers failed you

>> No.15285174

>>15284843
do what you want sure but do you have to act like a snivelling faggot

>> No.15285178
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>>15285174
>do what you want sure but do you have to act like a snivelling faggot

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>>15285178
>>do what you want sure but do you have to act like a snivelling faggot

>> No.15285198

>>15284942
Dang

>> No.15285200

>>15284418
/CK/ Gatekeeping
Ingredients:
1 Photo stolen from online
1 Feelings of inferiority
Prep time required:
Long enough for your turkey personal pot pie to microwave.
Method:
Step 1 Find a picture online that best describes your gatekeeping stance.
Step 2 Make post designed to promote your gatekeeping stance, be sure to be particularly elitist, or if that's not possible, be obscure. Select an ingredient that is expensive, so unusual as to be unobtainable elsewhere or hideous.
Step 3 Find all the mountains, traffic lights or parking meters.
Step 4 Smugly bask in your imagined superiority.
Best served to those who cannot really cook, and by those who cannot cook at all.

>> No.15285224

>>15285200
Merry Christmas relax

>> No.15285276

>>15285182
lmao line art Starsoy looks just like chudjak

>> No.15285290

Made smoked brisket. Turned out really good. The bottom was overly crunchy though.

>> No.15285298

Easter = lamb

Thanksgiving = turkey

Christmas = rib roast

>> No.15285311

>>15284418
>Roast
>Not braised
Almost based. Demi-based perhaps.

>> No.15285323

>>15285200
>turkey personal pot pie

We eat family size here ok

>> No.15285337

>>15285323
Then you must be of lower intellect, for microwaving a family size turkey pot pie takes longer, giving you more time to make your gatekeeping post.

>> No.15285341

>>15284499
>steak and nachos

>> No.15285356

>>15284418
Based.

>>15284427
Turkey is for thanksgiving, and ham is trash for plebs.

>>15284499
Die.

>> No.15286736

goose gang

>> No.15287388

>>15284499
based
individualism is for chads
tradition is for groupthinkers

>> No.15287424

>>15284499
>>15284503
You all try so hard to be edgy now, it used to be all edge lords and weirdos before

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>>15284499
Thanks for posting the gayest thing I've ever read on /ck/

>> No.15287958

>>15284418
I did the same, though there was no shank on mine. I strongly considered doing a rib roast

>> No.15288093

>>15284418
>slits with garlic in
Based. Now honor my ancestors by rubbing it with crushed juniper and caraway. And assist in a famous genocide maybe.

>> No.15288099

didn't even do a roast for Christmas this year. just finger food. Though I am making roast lamb tonight for myself

>> No.15288101

>>15284418
Yeah, sheep always give birth at the start of winter you retard.

>> No.15288104

>>15288101
what fucking shit country do you live in were you can't get Lamb all year round? probably the US

>> No.15288110

>>15288104
>do Americans really
You can get it here, it's just expensive as fuck as no one likes it.

>> No.15288111

>>15288104
Traditions were developed before electric refrigeration, but of course you have no culture that is less than 50 years old.

>> No.15288113

>>15288110
yeah I heard it was expensive as fuck there. I dunno why you guys don't like it. it's not mutton

>> No.15288123

>>15288113
I think part of "greatest generation" and boomers just lost their fucking taste buds entirely. They overcook things until they're dry or mushy like they're Brits, but without any tradition or recipe. We've started to recover from their stupidity.

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15288125

Grüße aus Deutschland!

>> No.15288130

>>15288123
yeah I still like some bland food like that though. corned beef is pretty good, though I don't cook it like my mum did. she used to just boil it in water with nothing else

>> No.15288131

>>15288123
Yeah boomers have no tastebuds and are stupid thats why they live off mcchickens, taco bell, tide pods and monster

>> No.15288147
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>>15288131
I smell attention seeking reddit. Here's your (You).

>> No.15288157

>>15288125
looks pretty fucking good, I imagine the gravy would be real real good

>> No.15288162

>>15288147
I smell an edgy tranny who hates his family so he eats mcdonalds 6 times a day