/ck/ - Food & Cooking

rageusa is the mcdonald’s to babish’s burger king if those restaurants were actually competitive nigger semen gargling federations

>>15282440
Why do these threads get 100's of replies? Why do jannies delete other threads but allow this spam constantly? Why is OP such a fucking faggot? Why are jannies trannies?

Fucking Americans

>>15282440
Adam is a good YouTuber, I am accepting any and all arguments.

>>15282440
He looks like something is wrong with him. What could it be?

>>15282478
Adam when are you gonna release a video about sous vide

>>15282484
I've def noticed it in his eyes too. Perhaps a bit of antisocial personality disorder? psychopathy or sociopathy? Autism?

>>15282470
Oh you want some too?

Hey Fagusea, shut the fuck up. No. Just shut the fuck up you pathetic dickless spinless brainless little fuck. When I'm done relentlessly plowing your mother, aunts, sisters, wife, and daughters until all their holes gape like a raw Thanksgiving turkey, I'm going to slide my rock hard 15" long thick as tallboy still slick with your mothers cum monster dong all the way down your throat and then I'm going rest my massive balls over your nose completely cutting off your air supply. The last thing you see is going to be my powerful masculine anus shitting blue cheese popovers and easy beef wellington into your eyes as the lights go out. I'm coming for you Adam.

T. Chef "I'm the great ape of your family's anal rape" John

>>15282440
Are you saying he's better because he makes better recipes or are you saying that because he has more hair?

>>15282440
BASED!!! BASED!! BASED!!!! BAAAAASSSEEEEEDD!!!!!!!

Do Americans really look like this?

>>15282488
not an argument

>>15282440
Babish incarnates the staleoutwardly facing aspect of reddit while rageusa embodies the neurotic inner voice of reddit

>>15282470
These people unironically have advertising deals with 4chan.

>>15282565
You're doing the world a great service, thank you.

GAS?

Someone post the "soychad" image where it proves adam is shilling himself

Americans look up to people that look like Adam Ragusea or Babish.

>>15282470
Ragusea IS a fucking jannie here. How the fuck do people not realize this yet? He doesn't make any of the threads, he just refuses to delete them because they're good publicity. He made that original thread, but that's it. It's pretty much proven he knows what /ck/ is, which would be bizarre unless you actively used 4chan.

>>15282592
Based. I think that's why there are so many more ragusea threads. It's so much more interesting seeing some neurotic lunatic freak out in his youtube comments than some basic bitch retard make a krabby patty.

>>15282751
>Ragusea IS a fucking jannie here. How the fuck do people not realize this yet?
He does strike me as that type of person desu

holy based

.

>>15282440
This is a 9/10 in America

YOU WANT SOME TOO?

>>15282440
Sanpaku ass nigga

>>15282565
>>15282655
samefag

It's alright, I think his videos are ok

Why does he make /CK/ seethe?

>>15282440
Advertising is aginst the rules, sweaty. But I got you covered. Where is that button?

>>15282440
i hate this faggot

>>15284655
Go away adam.

>>15284679
Don't lie, you already know a lot about him and why he's not liked in /ck/
Also, you will never be a woman.

>>15286803
You're a redditor.

>>15282440
Did you photoshop his eyes to be closer together?

>>15282565
And as always- Enjoy~

>>15282470
the number of replies is irrelevant if they are just telling faguesa to choke on the bull's dick. what really is the problem is you faggots giving the thread bumps

>>15282792
I made these, was good.

Ragusea larp shitposting is pretty funny I think.

>>15282440
Hey Fagusea, shut the fuck up. No. Just shut the fuck up you pathetic dickless spinless brainless little fuck. When I'm done relentlessly plowing your mother, aunts, sisters, wife, and daughters until all their holes gape like a raw Thanksgiving turkey, I'm going to slide my rock hard 15" long thick as tallboy still slick with your mothers cum monster dong all the way down your throat and then I'm going rest my massive balls over your nose completely cutting off your air supply. The last thing you see is going to be my powerful masculine anus shitting blue cheese popovers and easy beef wellington into your eyes as the lights go out. Then I'm going to give your infant son the ol' shake-a shake-a.


T. Chef "I'm the great ape of your family's anal rape" John

>his schtick is making "simple" practical recipes
>they're not simple at all. He adds a shitton of steps to the point the dishes become overcomplicated monstrosities worse than than the originals in every way.

This is what really bothers me.

>>15288205
Not only that but acts superior and smug about it at the same time

>>15287477
So did I. Before he ever had a YouTube channel, because it's a common as hell method of roasting. What's uncommon is calling roast potato chips/fries. The guy is a complete retard.

>>15282470
based

>>15282470
Lol the resident fat fuck mod here gets so triggered by Ragusea

>>15289844
>What's uncommon is calling roast potato chips/fries.
Can you try that in English?

>>15287477
>>15289844
Ethan Chlebowski's version is better

i'm telling adam about this

>>15288205
Name one recipe he complicated

>>15282440
Don't ask how I know, but Adam threatens his wife and children with violence/leaving them often.

>>15290849
>source: trust me dude

>>15282440
Don't ask how I know, but Adam beats and rapes his wife and children whenever they criticize anything he cooks. This man is sick and needs to be locked up.

>>15282440
Looks like the love child of John Oliver and David Herman.

I'm starting to realize something I dislike of him after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFWBVIso_Z4
The guy had one phrase that got popular (Season X not Y) and now tries too hard to force popularity with others. No matter how much you say summon forth the upside down bear or heterogeneity or vinegar leg on the right it'll never be funny Adam

>>15290849
Where does he go when he leaves them?

I used to like babish. Then, /ck/ shitting on him led to me thinking his videos were subpar. I eventually stumbled upon ragusea's videos. /ck/ occaisionally shitosn on him, but shits on babish more. now i like adam more. this is my story. sageru

>>15292839
Have you tried exercising your mind?

>>15292826
Hahahahaha, wow. This really does it.

>>15282440
They both suck

>>15292885
?

>>15282440
Looks jewish

>>15290614
>Ethan Chlebowski
He is generally underrated and never talked about. Must be the mustache.

>>15294494
his kielbasa recipe is supremo basado, and the way he sections his videos is very pleasing because i can just skip straight through the intro faggotry/sponsorship

>>15282440
You don't know what actual millennial cucks are like. Check out David Seymour. No, I won't link him because I find him fucking insufferable.

>>15294494
>can't grow proper facial hair
>do it anyway

I thought David Koresh was dead

>>15294534
kek
and always sage your replies to these threads

Has Babish ever flipped on the audience or does he have an infinite mindset unlike Fagusea?

>>15282440
6) FUCK YOU

More like Adam FAGuSOYa

>>15282440
Cringe and Lockpilled

>>15290584
That's perfectly valid english anon. How did you cross the border?

>>15282440
He's a pseudo intellectual left fag who picks and chooses science to support his views. Just see the spicy food video to see how much of a fag he is.

>>15282440
anti in the sense that all the hair went from the face to the head?

>>15282478
> arguments
You misspelled "black penises"

>>15282745

>>15294910
You see the salt one? He says he doesn't used iodized salt because he wants to explore the wide variety of grains available. Basically admitting that he wastes fancy salts because he imagines they do something special in solution. The stupid retard doesn't realize that it only matters with finishing salt.

>>15295730

>>15294910
His burrito episode was soy incarnate.

>>15295730
it's like you watched the video and it went over your head, and then you made up your own story and posted it here
everyone reading your post lost 50 iq points.
Statistically most people in this thread are now actually retarded (except me I was a genius before now I'm merely average iq)

>>15282447
as if half this board isn't obsessed with shitty fast food as it stands

Adam is blessed with massive amounts of charisma and high intellect

>>15282751
what proof is there that hes a janny

>>15282440
Ban e-celeb threads.
Ban "is coffee good for you?" threads.
Ban twitter screenshot threads.
Ban obvious corporate shilling threads.
Globally across the entire site. Instant deletion. Now.

>>15296099
It wasn't the point of the video, it's a fact that you let slip without realizing how it revealed you don't understand the use of salt in cooking.

>>15282440
He always seems like someone who's enjoying sniffing his own farts

>>15296248
Umm, why are you, a legally retarded individual, talking to me, a normal person with an average IQ?

>>15282440
bugs will be SQUASHED

>>15294494
Seems to know his stuff but can't watch him as his eyes are too close together and it drives me fucking nuts.

>>15296741
i'm listenin right. now. lol

>>15282565
Kekd

>>15282440
this kills the babitch

>>15296741
Dust eating bitch.

>>15282565
and i really do hope you give this a try soon

>>15291329
david herman was actually funny though

I like babish

What is Adams worst video? For me it's this one https://youtu.be/Oot0NGxQEm4

I think in terms of Foodtubers he's pretty good. He seems like a genuine person, has an aura of professionalism without coming off as high and mighty, and owns up to mistakes.

I guess the worst thing you could say about him is that his video titles come off as absolutist (but they're literally just clickbait, he never presents opinions that way in his videos), and some of his presentation is a bit obnoxious.

>>15298495
fuck you and your pasta adam

>>15282499
>>15282484
It's called Italiano Disorder

>>15294527
Post timestamped beard, faggot.

>>15298460
But he's unironically right in this one.

>>15298933
Ok cooklet, whatever you say

>>15282565
Based

Who did this

>>15299004
Reddit can't handle the truth.

The more you notice:
Cucky white guilt. It appears over and over again in his videos, how many times is this faggot going to apologize for the white race? The Georgia peach video was particularly bad, so was the peanut one, but there are many others.
Your stupid wife, and shitty kids. They have no place in a cooking video, your wife is fucking butt ugly and seems like a useless bitch who writes shitty books and produces "art". Do not show this bitch, do not mention this bitch. She is irrelevant, as are you stupid kids. Remove that shit from your videos.
This man is sponsored by Squarespace, which I would like to take about 10 minutes of this video to thank.

Why won't the lazy fucking janitors clean this fucking low tier shitposts? What the fuck.

>>15282478
yeah, his editing is good and he uses good sound mixing which is very clean and covers other sounds at the same time. i think he also brings some valuable ideas to home cooks.

I caved in and watched Adam's latest video last night and I ended up bailing out halfway through. I don't remember exactly what made me bail but I think it had something to do with him making contrarian assertions without any evidence to back it up. My bullshit radar goes full tilt whenever people start to do that.

>>15299030
>so was the peanut one

Oh go fuck yourself you silly twat.

>>15299790
After going on his channel, no, it wasn't his latest video but the Christmas goose one.

>>15292839
Holy fuck, if /ck/ began posting good things about eating out post op pussy, you’d be hungering for one, wouldn’t you?

>>15299004
ya this pretty much confirms it, but the crazy thing is I never get a 4chan vibe from him. He channel is literally r-eddit. Maybe thats just for cameras, and he's a real life 4chan-autist behind the scenes.

He can't even make the Carbonara.

>>15299241
>Take time to clean up the board
>Lose a Michelin star
not worth it

Also adam's veggie soup isn't bad. Just make sure you use a chardonnay.

>>15300350
kek, this, guy doesnt have any basic cooking skills, he's even afraid of deep frying

>>15300376
Nigga, he fries food with AIR and not oil!

>>15300384
i wonder if he ever even had a decent french fry.

>>15300081
He's not a channer, he simply inhabits any forum that he might see people talking about him. And when we stop, he pokes the nest to start it again. Every view we send his way is more income for him. Sage, report, ignore.

>>15296232
>Do Americans.....

>>15282749
Most Americans don't know who those faggots are

>>15289844
Who the hell calls potatoes cut in the shape of fries roast potatoes? Pic related are roast potatoes.

>>15294194
Babish and Fagusea both suck

>>15300640
Anybody who roasts them. It's the same thing. Being cut in oblongs is not an appreciable difference.

>>15300695
You sound like a sperg. It's not a appreciable difference, but "roast potatoes" almost always refers to the previous pic. When cut into oblongs they are usually called fries, even if roasted in an oven.

>>15300554
aye, stop watching or discussing this leech

>>15282440
He touched his sister's little girl who was 6 years old. He's a dangerous pervert child molesting sick queer.

John Oliver does a cooking?

His rice washing video is great literally half of Asia wants him dead now

>>15289844
where im from we call then jojos

>>15300814
Nonsense. You're probably thinking of frozen oven fries, which are pre-fried.

>>15282565
fucking kek

>>15296741
from the clips I've heard on youtube I don't understand why they put up with this one. he's such a whiny annoying bitch it's unbelievable

/ck/ IDOLIZES this "man"

>>15282565
Somebody please vocaroo this

>>15292826
i watch him rarely but the last two mins of that made me want to never watch another one of his videos

>>15301056
mostly so nick can do "ironic" anti-semitic humor

>>15282565
>puts at least one extra comma in every sentence to make watching unbearable

>>15295730
>not using kosher only

>>15300081
He's mentioned 4chan in his video about using plastic and in his most recent he told a story about pissing in bottles in college. I wouldn't be surprised if he's an oldfag

I wish he would stop trying to be alton brown for zoomers

>>15290415
I hate adamn so much

>>15298933
And herein the popularity of Adam is demystified:
In that video Adam advocates for highly unsafe knife practices and coats it with the much more paletteable "Just go slow if you're not a pro duh". I have never told my apprentices they need to be doing machine gun speed cutting. In fact I often tell them to slow down and they don't have to impress me; no one should abide unsafe practices when good long-term habits are easy if you get in on the ground floor.
The whole video is a "never improve" style cope and those that need the cope eat it up, such as this 4chan user I am replying to. Adam has hundreds of thousands of people he's influencing, and if taking his advice, at least a few of them are going to hurt themselves adopting bad habits.

>>15301056
Cum Town doesn't work without Adam there as the punching bag. Nick makes fun of Adam and stav keeps nick going and jumps in sometimes. That's the dynamic.

Does /ck/ really hate babish that much? Is his inoffensiveness too vanilla for /ck/?

>>15301068
Lmao the seethe and cope about not having gas will never not be funny

>>15300081
>can't cook
>can't take criticism
Sounds like a full blown autist IMO

>>15301068
/ck/ doesn't idolize him. They laugh at how fucking stupid he is.

>>15298933
Look, it's absolutely fucking fine if you want go slow and not use the tucked in finger technique because you're just home cooking, but the tuck in knuckle was born out of an environment where people use knives much more than the home cook and slicing off fingers and flesh and missing work or ruining food was the punishment on top of being in pain is going to yield valuable learning lessons for anyone. You're even less likely to injure yourself badly if you tuck in and go slow vs. having your finger tips out and going slow. You'd also get the hang of tuck in if you ever do get comfortable enough to naturally start speeding up.
What the fuck is this shit? He even brought up weight training as an example. You don't have to follow the muscle head techniques to the tee, but they yield valuable data and techniques for the average joe to take in.

Hi, /ck/ I've been working on this "equation" (pun intended!) a while. Tell me what you think or what I should add! :)

>>15282440
why does this guy want to "break the rules" of cooking in every fucking dish

>>15304359
he either wants to be a contrarian or it's his "gimmick" to separate him from the other 1000 cooking youtubers.

>>15282440
yeah cause unlike babish he can't cook worth shit

>>15304033
hes also shitting on metric system cause he has trouble reading large numbers.

He also says never deep fry at home cause he hurts himself.

>>15282440
It's official:

The janitors actively shill these fucking shit threads while deleting other youtube celebrity threads.

This board is doomed

>>15292839
Why does /ck/ hate babish?

>>15304969
Because he sux

>>15304990
why does he suck? what qualities does he posess which make you, and a large (or vocal) majority of /ck/ dislike him?

>>15282565
Why is a cooking board the one that makes me kek the hardest

>>15305000
Being lame makes him totally sux

>>15305006
ok thanks anon i get it now

>>15304344
Nice try adam, but this dude isn't a fag like you.

>>15282565
Dangerously based.

>>15282484
Vasectomy.

>>15304344
Based Ethan Chlebowski. Adam, why did you post this superior man?

>>15304344
I want to punch his face so hard his moustache falls off.

>>15306091
I hope you achieve your dreams, anon. I really do.

>>15306091
Chill out Adam.

>>15306091
I was thinking the exact same thing! God damn is that moustache ugly

>>15304926
>hes also shitting on metric system cause he has trouble reading large numbers.
Please expand on this, I want to laugh

>>15301068
As our God of COPE and SÖY

>>15306091
You mean (((Joshua))) WHITE MALE?

>>15282499
>>15282484
He just has thick glasses making him look like that retard kid from your childhood

>>15304969
hes a redditor

>>15288205
>today we will be making mac and cheese
>firstly look at this study you NEED to boil your PASTA at 100c CONSTANTLY and salt your NOODLES not the WATER, heres no name university of ohio janitor to prove im right
>next add american cheese to your pan, heat thoroughly
>add industrial chemical #4 in order to make your food more like industrial pre packaged food
>but you do you

>>15304044
this adam is essential to the show people just don't realize it

>>15306355
That's sounds like those "chefs" who waste their time making "gourmet" versions of trash processed food for manchildren

>>15282749
I don't like hipsters or guidos. fuck you

>>15295730
>iodized salt
Fuck off faggot.

>>15298460
He's right in this one, considering his channel isn't really meant for pretentious people who count cooking as a hobby. If I didn't have as much autism as I do, I wouldn't learn knife skills.
Check out his vegetable soup video.

>>15304359
Because he takes one train of thought (to master a nations cuisine is not about learning specific recipes) that's correct, and leaves out any attempt at learning the techniques or reason behind recipes.
Quintessentially american.

>well, do you know about this well known proven to work method of cooking thing?
>well that's totally unnecessary! The proper way is to do it FAGGOT WAY
>here one of my soyboy colleagues will tell you about it he's an expert on fag shit
>expert : I suck cocks!
>*Adam's wife orgasming to BBC in the background *

>>15284589

>>15284589
What if the whites are above the iris?

>>15282440
the mods must really like him cause any other youtube food related eceleb thread gets deleted

>adam's '''cooking'''

I'd rather watch that faggot weissman.

>>15282478
>Adam Ragusea is Reddit as a person
>Adam Ragusea's first words were "Um, Actually"
>Adam Ragusea is what you get when you boil Alton Brown for too long
>Adam the type of nigga to critique his grandmother's tendies
>Adam the type of nigga who brings his own vinagrette
>Adam Ragusea tastes his cum for seasoning
>Adam eats Corn Flakes to stop masturbating
>Adam knows the difference between a sweet potato and a yam
>Adam told a cookie that "feeling crummy" wasn't a medical emergency

>>15307493
Yeah and?
>>15307086
I think there's an Internet Shaquille thread up.

>>15307505
I don't know why he's so obsessed with cutting to shots of his ass.

hes not a bad cook just. eh

>>15282499
His eyes are close set and not symmetric. Makes him look like a Jew.

>>15301056
Adam brings fuel to the fire namsayin :]

>>15304344
I can't figure out a reason to watch this guy. He can be eating the best food in the world. He can make his best Alton Brown impersonation. His yt and streams do nothing for me.

>>15282478
Anything is better than babbish, even bipoc bon appetit.

>>15292839
think for yourself

>>15307931
>even bipoc bon appetit
That's a strong statement. Why?

>>15308025
Andrew Rea is an insufferable cunt. His shows are substanceless overproduced clickbait.

I'll take the random brown persons host cooking for a damage control motivated and new improved distribution of wealth (Conde Nast).

white wine in tomatoe sauce