/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15279049
Go choke on your own dick and die faggot

>>15279099
Cry harder nigger

>>15279049
My family is doing our nice meal tomorrow this year so yeah we’ll probably get Chinese tonight. Nothing wrong with that.

Based Japanese

I can't imagine being so disrespectful for other people that you would cause them to work on Christmas. When I heard Americans went to the movies it never made sense until I grew up and saw who was in control of them.

>>15279119
When I was a young man, I had sex with a banana peel

>>15279131

Surely it's "masturbated with a banana peel" rather than having sex with it like it's a conscious being.

>>15279143
No it’s not true

>>15279049
Even worse: I'm working on Christmas Eve and Christmas day. I'm the executive chef at a nursing home, this has been my life for five years now. Christmas dinner for me will be leftover prime rib, completely unseasoned, because even without a speck of any kind of seasoning, the residents will complain it's too salty or whatever. Leftover twice baked potatoes.
My wife left me because all I do is work.

>>15279159
Damn that sounds bleak. You should try to look for a job at a country club or something next year.

Another quality /ck/ thread. I fucking hate you people. I come here to discuss culinary pursuits and this is what I'm greeted with, on Christmas no less. I wish I were a communist tranny so I could just post on reddit but no, this is what I have to deal with.

>>15279049
>KFC on Christmas
Who does this?

>>15279119
We have enough secular heathens to work through it. That said our movie theaters are all up shits creek now. China ruins the movies even more than they already were hurrah!

>>15279165
I actually tried to do that this year, but never even got callbacks.
I make good money, but I practically live there.

>>15279167
It's Christmas Eve.

>>15279167
Silence kiwi, it’s christmas eve

>>15279106

Hello my fellow Yid.

>>15279260
The twelve days of Christmas start on Christmas Day. Christmas Eve remains a day of solemn reverance; anticipation. You don't know this, and accuse other people of not being Christian?

>>15279167
fuck you

>>15279173
Japanese

>>15279155
my life in one picture

>>15279307
what the fuck are you on about

>>15279307

Im literally a Jew, the stereotypical “Jewish Christmas” is to go see a movie and order Chinese food, which is why I called him a Yid in my post.

>>15279320
>>15279334
Christmas Eve is not Christmas. It is the day before celebration starts.

>>15279341
Twelfth Night is the real Xmas heathen

>>15279155
The average white "male"

I live alone and I won't be seeing any family for friends this year so I think I am going to order Chinese food tomorrow and make a steak for dinner

>>15279175
That isn't what happens. Theaters pay 2.5x for Christmas. Anyone working at a theater in the first place obviously isn't in a position to turn this down.

>>15279143
Sentient Banana

>>15279049
Oy, don't be so antisemitic.

I'm ordering pizza for dinner. Christmas Eve has just never been a thing in my family. Christmas day is always the big family get together.

>>15279049
I lived in the other side of the planet from my family, all the friends i had in town list their jobs and had to leave cuz of virus, the supermarket's closed and I'm working double shifts all through the holidays.
KFC ie: the traditional Japanese Xmas dinner is as close as I'm going to get.
Xmas day here, literally had to eat Bell peppers on instant rice for lunch.

>>15279173
Poor guy. Those snakes on his head bit him.

>>15279049
for the first time in 25 years my wife and I are free to do what we want on christmas. so we are going for a drive. the only places to eat will probably be fast food places.

pic related

>>15279173

https://youtu.be/obbpFFeaxBE

>>15279049
I am anon! I'm probably going to get dominoes and get trashed on mexican beer tonight. I'm almost 30 and have no family. Hell Christmas hasn't felt like Christmas since 06. I hope one day Christmas will be magical again. But tonight I will be drinking excessively in a hotel room :3

>>15279049
I ate frozen pizza

>>15279175
>China

That's a weird way to spell Jews

>>15279049
for me it's the double down

>>15279049
just like my japanese animes

>>15279173
japs, but their KFC is actually good and not ran by blacks and mexicans.

>>15279099
Fat ass

>>15279049
i didnt even eat bro i just got off work and sat around

>>15279049
Bucket of KFC and some pussy/dick is classic Christmas in the land of the rising sun.