/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is coffee good for you?

What's her cup size?

>>15273671
>her

>>15273681
why do people always say this?

>>15273658
She shouldn't have gotten implants, she could have been really cute with just the normal breast growth from HRT
>>15273683
Look at these bangs, it's pretty obvious

>>15273727
I see the rent free lifestyle has gone so far that now anything female must be a tranny. Either that or I'm replying to bait

Is there any food to make me normal? I wanna get fucked in the ass so bad, what foods reverse this?

>>15273658
Man think how saggy her bitties are gonna be by the time she's 21

OP here, give me some recs and forget the fucking female for one second you fucking coombrains

>>15273732
If I were a ciswoman and I got clocked I'd take it as a compliment. Ciswomen are like a flawed version of trannies.

>>15273738
jelly roastie

$100

Worth it and will last you 20 years at least.

>>15273658
BOOOOOOOBAAAA

>>15273658
Buba

>>15273658

>>15273733
Dick

>>15273772
this. Victorinox knives are the shit.

my load out
>small sauce pan for sauces and ramen
>couple big pans for pasta and soups
>big frying pan for everything
>colander for colanding
>big knife
>small knife
>scissors
>Big bamboo cutting board
>small bamboo cutting board
>two baking sheets
>cooling tray
>bamboo spoons for stirring
>ladle for souping
>spatula
>tongues
>digital thermometer
>plug in egg steamer
>rice cooker
>slow cooker
>dehydrator
>bunch of flour sack kitchen towels
>bunch of microfiber towels
>banneton for proofing bread
>jars for picklins
>one of those small ninja blenders for smoothies and small blending
>electric coffee grinder
>kettle
>french press
I think that just about covers it. ama
>>15273658
I don't care if that's a tranny, I wanna bury my face in those tits and fucking pound it.

>>15273798
thanks man, finally a good post in this shithole

>>15273798
Also, any specific brands you like?

>>15273807
for what?

>>15273810
doesn't matter, I am gonna go on a shopping spree so I probably need everything. Just anything you can really recommend.

>>15273812
not really, only thing I'm really particular on is the knives. everything else is just chink shit for the most part unless you wanna pay an arm and a leg and then it's still cheap chink shit half the time.

idk Bed Bath & Beyond is actually still halfway decent for kitchen shit.

>>15273817
alright that's kinda what I figured, thanks again

>>15273812
not that dude but all-clad for pots/pans if you can afford it and get a nice cast iron skillet too. maybe a griddle. and i don't like victorinox knives personally, pinching them is uncomfortable but that could just be me. i prefer the wusthof classic ikon series. but to each their own. get an end grain cutting board. i'd buy a thermopop (or thermopen but they're not worth the money in my opinion). get a fish spatula. dutch oven for bread/soups/cooking small birds

>>15273658
Y'all posting in a booba thread

>>15273733
You're not going to be "normal", just embrace your bisexuality/homosexuality. Either that, or just get a woman to do it with a dildo.

>>15273798
forgot:
>serrated large knife
>extra large stockpot
>pizza cutter
>rolling pins
>meat mallet/tenderizer
>meat carving forks
>a trio of large rectangular containers for a flour/egg/bread station
You can skip the rice cooker unless you eat rice every day. You can just get a large microwave pot and add one and a half cup water (2 if it's brown rice) to one cup rice and microwave it for 10 minutes

>>15273683
because they're retarded tranny faggots who wish they could pass

>>15273932
>microwaving rice
oh right we're on /ck/

>>15273949
If you only need a small amount of rice rarely there's no point with a rice cooker or fucking around with a saucepan.

>>15273671
That’s a woman and large c’s or small d’s

>>15273658

12" All Clad d5 pan
1.5qt All Clad d5 sauce pot
10' Le Creuset pan
9qt LC Dutch Oven
1.75 qt LC Balti

>>15273946
dilate

>>15274035
last thing you cooked and when?

>>15274035
>spending a thousand bucks on kitchen shit just to make hotpockets

>>15274039

Chicken tikka masala.

>>15274039

And on Monday night.

>>15274046
you didn't cook anything all day yesterday?

>>15274056

No; I usually cook large batches of food for the week.

>>15273727
Your brain is fucked you delusional tranny, that’s clearly a woman and not some mentally ill man cosplaying.

>>15274069
I feel sorry for you. I wonder if you've ever been intimate with a real woman. Would you know the difference?

>>15273681
>>15273727
>>15273732
It's a girl. And there's nudes of her. Search siren mika nudes

>>15274075
>feminine shoulders
>feminine hands
>feminine skin
>feminine nose
>feminine eyes
>feminine lips
>feminine hair
If she’s a tranny, she paid a fuck load of money to surgeons to make her look that way. I think you’re just a fag in denial, a tranny who’s jealous, or some fat roastie that needs to get a life and stop shitposting.

>>15273683
They want you to think she's actually a man. She's not. Their goal is to normalize faggot mentally ill men. Because who could look at her in the OP and not think, damn, she's hot. Oh, she's actually a man? Oh wow. Except she's not a man and those faggots will never have a vagina no matter how many appendages they cut off.

>>1527408
>feminine
The "women" of your nation must be absolute troglodytes.

>>15274085
Her shoulders aren't even that amazing, you can achieve that if you have good genetics and you start HRT before second puberty. If you compare her to an actual youngshit like Kim Petras who basically cheated by getting treatment early before t-poisoning could destroy her body, you'll see how op's girl is still clockable, relatively speaking. But still very very feminine don't get me wrong.

>>15274093
>reading this much into a well-known meme
Why is this board full of retards that are completely oblivious to this website's memes? It's like you came from reddit 15 minutes ago.
Dilate, whore.

>>15274093
This. That isn’t a man and 99% of the time you will instantly know whether someone is a woman or a mentally ill retard cosplaying as their “preferred gender” because they couldn’t cope with wanting cock in their asshole.

>>15273772
I buy the little victorinox paring knives and abuse the shit out of them. I sharpen them one time, abuse them again, then throw it away and buy another. Love those little fuckers. The big knives I don't care for, even though I'm sure they're just fine I have some fancy knives that make me feel good about myself when I use them.

>>15273746
You really should consider suicide mate.

>>15274096
>fucking up your reply
Fuck off retarded newfag nigger
>>15274100
I never said her shoulders were “amazing” you fucking imbecile, are you even a real person because only a bot could fuck up a reply so badly it didn’t even address my post in any way imaginable

>>15274104
>being this much of a cooklet
What a shamefur dispray

>>15274109
Why are you in this much denial over your love for the male body? It isn't even taboo anymore.

>>15273658
Find your local restaurant supply store. For pots and pans you'll want heavy bottomed stai-
>oven
Um. What?

>>15274114
>says the one who can’t accept when they are looking at an attractive woman and compulsively feels the need to imply she’s a man
You’re clearly the one with a mental illness here m8, don’t know what else to tell you besides to fucking kill yourself you retard

>>15274123
This thread was clearly made by bots and/or trolls who think they’re “getting the bad guys over at 4channel”
This is some childish level retardation and it was funny for a minute but these retards really need to figure out what pissing into a sea of piss means

>>15274124
Your emotional need for this to be true speaks volumes. Accept who you are. You'll be happier.

>>15274112
U jelly poorfag bugman?

>>15274135
Projecting your emotions onto random anonymous strangers is bad, mkay?
>>15274146
I, too, enjoy being deliberately retarded

>>15274150
>projecting
The final defence of the obliterated.

>>15274104
Have you thought about trying a ceramic paring knife?

>>15274124
Stop giving the mentally ill attention anon. You cannot win here. Your victory will come later as he cries himself to sleep after being given disgusted looks by people in public who are instinctually offended by fat men wearing women's clothing. Or, even later, as he crys again, shoving a dildo for the third time that day into a literal open wound to prevent his body from naturally trying to heal the disgusting gash of a neovagene that some hook nose kike gave him. I can feel the warmth of the sun just thinking about it.

>>15274163
Literally never. I'm wary of ceramic in general.

>>15274165
Thank you anon, I know you are correct in your deduction, but I can’t help to continuously egg on the mentally ill retards who can’t stop posting here. Why do they still reply? Why do they need my vindication? My acknowledgement? The sheer power I feel as seething trannies give me (you)‘s, just begging for that instantaneous moment of gratification that a momentary anonymous post on a fast food forum grants their empty meaningless lives, it fills my cock with a rush of blood so powerful it’s a wonder I don’t coom instantaneously.

>>15274169
Why? The paring knife is the best usage of ceramic. Wear resistant. Light weight. even dishwasher safe so long as you don't chuck it around and chip the blade.

>>15274161
>defence
Fucking europoor trash no wonder you’re shitposting this hard, I was wrong about you, you’re definitely some retarded ausfag shitposting with his gay little friends

>>15273683
Lurk for at least another year. Maybe longer.

>>15274165
What's the logic here? He's trying to convince people that OP's pic looks masculine to cope with looking more feminine than that despite not passing?

>>15274080
Of course my brain read this as 'Siren Milka'

>>15274258
No, he’s convincing a bunch of men that they’re gay for being attracted to a woman because he’s butthurt men aren’t attracted to other men that dress up like girls and play pretend

>>15274799
Liking pretty girls with penises isn't gay though

>>15274809
>pretty girls with penises
I have infinitely more respect for a queer that pretends to be a girl but retains his cock than some bloated retard that thinks chopping his cock off and opening a stinking, rotting wound in his crotch turns him in to a female.

>>15274799
No one would be buying these fake women if real women had not become such horrible people

>>15274165
>>15274178
>>15274799
Once again polfags demonstrate themselves unfit for 4chan proper. Stay on your containment board and be more grateful for the charity.

>>15274855
What in the actual fuck are you even talking about you mentally ill retard
>>15274872
>polfags
Fuck off newfag, go stick a splintery 2x4 up your ass and cry some more cuck

>>15274841
Personally I have mixed feelings about it. A penis is a tangible outward sign of amab and the fact of not going through to the final outcome I think gives a mtf more energy and a feeling of "something to work towards". Once the deed is done it's like, ok now what. She will always work harder to present as hyperfem because of the penis.

On the other hand, the possibility of unresolved, but unanticipated reverse dysphoria once the final irrevocable step has been done, the slightest implication of her regretting it, being broken and knowing she is only useful as a human fleshlight, is also hot ngl. Once detransition is impossible, whatever she feels she has no choice but to commit, bottle up that dysphoria as you're jackhammering her fully feminized but still incomplete female body, she can only pretend to be into it while she tries to repress the male thoughts, "and i used to be the captain of the football team oh god what have I done".

Just think about it, if that doesn't make you rock hard you are not a man at all.

>>15274855
Outside of porn most men and women look about the same naked, a woman is just a man with tits ,a man is just a woman with hair in the wrong places, a dick, and sometimes an adams apple

>>15273740
>Posts coomer bait
>Coom-plains about response.

>>15273658
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>>15274908
Fetishizing mental illness is what got us here in the first place, anon. I absolutely can’t agree with such a thing, as it only stands to legitimize their ideas of normalization.
However, I am quite comfortable being rock hard knowing I’ve probably convinced at least one or two to commit suicide in my time on 4chan.