/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15263751
yes, my left tit is bigger than my right..

stella, and yes

>>15263751
Carslberg
Amstel
Stella
Holsten
Becks
Kronenbourg 1964

>>15263756
That's quite common among women for some reason. Maybe they tweak that one more when...well you know.

>>15263751
St.Bernardus and yeah. Hops more estrogenic than soy

>>15263751
>Will beer give you bitch tits?
Only if you're already fat. Skinny people aren't affected by it

90 shilling ale

>>15263751
Picrel is prob my favourite brew. When I was in Nice during the summer it was fucking amazing. I really like witbiers/bierre blanche and that stuff just hits the spot for me

>>15263776
through Heineken in there and you've got my favorites

>>15263815
I doubt it. I'm a man and I tweak them at the same time when I...well you know.

>>15263751
They got a real good pils, but this just tastes like hot summer days on the lake to me

>>15263776
He asked which are your favourite beers, not "Just give me a list of all the arbitrary lagers you can remember from your one and only visit to a pub"
Beer-lets get the rope

>>15263776
Carslberg taste like artificial horse piss

>>15263751
alcohol is pure evil.

>>15263751
Franziskaner Hefeweissbier. Yes.

>>15263751
Oh hey, it's that loser that LARPed about going to college and working at a minimum wage job to prove he wasn't a worthless leech to society. He's back on 4chan, posting again, like he does every waking hour of the day on his parent's dime. Yikes!

>>15265789
Seek help.

>>15263751
Blue Ribbon is based

>>15265914
Aw, poor guy!

>>15263751
I love stouts. Pic related is a good standby.

>>15264372
based and loonpilled

>>15265698
>>15265704
>t. middle class craft beer wankers

God some advice for my fellow alchoholics. Goto the gym at night that way you won't drink, smoke and your access to junk food will be limited.

Shiner

>>15263751
his face is red

>>15263751
SPYCEY???

>>15263756
Post em

Yeah drinking beer every day for almost a decade is giving me gyno tits. No I am not fat.

Tried switching to other alcohol but there is just something about beer that makes it mellow and relaxing that is missing with other alcohols, probably the hops. Whisky is more stimulating than sedating.

>>15265789
are you okay?

I buy Kilt lifter Fat tire and Sapporo the most

I like heavy stouts. I have a sweet tooth so the recent-ish pastry stouts and sours have been amazing, but seriously, there's just way too many breweries with way too many same shit everywhere.

>>15263751
>Favorite beer?
Shiner
>Will beer give you bitch tits?
Yep

>>15263776
>Kronenbourg 1964
That tastes like the way marijuana smells.

>>15266783
>That tastes like the way marijuana smells.
good?

>>15266796
No

>>15266709
Alcoholism is not a job or a hobby. It's time to find some employment, kiddo.

>>15263751
estrogen does this, yes

Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald Porter and no.

>>15263751
This is all i really drink if im not trying strong belgium beers, sooo good.

>>15265789
>working at a minimum wage job to prove he wasn't a worthless leech to society. He's back on 4chan, posting again, like he does every waking hour of the day on his parent's dime. Yikes!
this was me until corona lost me my restaurant job. oh well. anyway:

Great Lakes Edmund Fitzgerald
Black rocks coconut brown
Prarie bomb!
The Poet
Two Hearted
Saugatuck neapolitan milk stout

>>15268618
Good on you for actually working and not just LARPing about it like OP.

>>15268298
you sound mentally ill and probably have autism.
drinking is a cultural thing.

>>15268676
Alcoholism isn't a culture. It's time to seek employment, manchild.

>>15263751
>Favorite beer?
Live Oak HefeWeizen

>>15265789
Oh hey, it's that loser schizo who forgot to take his meds. He's back on 4chan, posting about his imaginary anon friend he doesn't seem to like very much, like he does every waking hour of the day on taxpayer's dimes. Yikes!

i like this one

>>15268960
You're not a taxpayer so why are you so angry?

>>15268987
Yes I am, I have a job, I have a life, I don't sit in fucking slow boards in fucking slow threads about shit I don't like waiting hours on end to reply to someone immediately when they inevitably call me a shithead for my inane schizophrenic faggoty. Kill yourself.

>>15269007
>Yes I am, I have a job, I have a life, I don't sit in fucking slow boards in fucking slow threads about shit I don't like waiting hours on end to reply to someone immediately when they inevitably call me a shithead for my inane schizophrenic faggoty. Kill yourself.

Holy mother of seething my sides are in fucking orbit

>h-haha ur s-so mad!
The warcry of a little bitch who has nothing else to say or argue but doesn't want to come off as the worm they truly are.

>>15269041
>The warcry of a little bitch who has nothing else to say or argue but doesn't want to come off as the worm they truly are.
Get a job you seething child

>>15266115
Good quality stout. That and Xocoveza are my favorite widely distributed ones.

Devil's Backbone Vienna Lager
Matte Black

I REALLY like schwarzbiers though

>>15269179
I really like Evil Twin stouts, but I don't see them very often.

>>15263751
Beer doesn't give you bitch tits, consuming to many calories in a very short amount of time does.

Nothing beats this for the price

>>15263751
Kastel Cuvée du Chateau, favourite fucking beer, hands down

>>15263751
>imagines getting a handful of your mom's tits w/ every refreshment
post your moms tits, op

>>15263776
based

I prefer dark, stouts and porters.

>>15263751
miller lite
simple as

>>15263776
>Becks

>>15263751
Algäuer Büble Bier
Löschzwerg
Rothaus
Erdinger weißbier

>>15263756
So was mine, I had it removed

>>15264360
Looks good already woud try it

>>15265731
Good taste man

>>15266709

>>15270024
I realy shoud try sake

>>15270061
it's sort of buttery and easy to drink a lot once you get going. i'd recommend.

>>15263751
Find it hard to have "favourite" beer but some beers that I'll actively avoid are: Carlsberg, Fosters, Heineken and red stripe.
I'll just get whatever TEA is on tap but I'm not fussy.

>>15269007
Dude you are so fucking mad holy shit

>>15270061
The bottle in the picture is beer.

Sake is good, it is easy to get something not good though, like >>15270099 picture.

>>15270061
Get the nigori, unfiltered, stuff. The filtered kind is good still, but I personally think nigori is almost always better for what we get in the states

>>15269076
posting soijaks should be grounds for immediate concession and admittion to major crimes of faggotry, they go hand in hand.

>>15270261
He sounds mad at a huge faggot, yes.

>>15263751
I just recently turned 21 and I’ve got enough money where I can sometimes splurg and get some higher quality beer instead of natty lite, aka piss. Any recommendations?

Nice price-point and quality, always have a few of these on hand.

bud light or a steelie

>>15272113
forgot pic

>>15270099
>Gekkeikan
Absolutely disgusting, Sho Chiku Bai-tier.
Yuki no Bosha is the best beginner's sake in the US.

Stella Artois is my favourite because they're the only ones that every shop sells pint cans of

>>15265789
The fuck is this lunatic talking about?

>>15271923
>>15273573
Time to get a job, Timmy.

>>15263751
all of them

I love wheat beer

My fave is probably weihenstephaner and then hofbrau

>>15263751

Molson Canadian or PBR is the best "mowing grass beer" otherwise pic related

>>15266115
I'm stockpiling stouts for the Winter. So far I've got:
Death by Coconut
Navel Gazer
Peppermint Bark Beer
Guinness Draught
Guinness Stout
Maudite
Yuengling Black & Tan
Duck Rabbit Baltic Porter

>>15266783
Shiner what? Apparently you're not allowed to assume Bock anymore.

>>15268698
Bert drinkers aren't alcoholics. Those drink plastic bottle vodka.

>>15276766
Anyone who drinks every day is an alcoholic, full stop.

>>15269527
>muh hops

Fuck off all ipas take like cat piss

>>15270099
I use this one for cooking,it's cheap, taste like crap but works for teriyake.

>>15263751
My uncle used to smack my bitch tits around when I was younger. He always called me a girls name during also

>>15268698
This, I need to take this advice seriously, 35 still drinking like a 22 year old no job

>>15263751
NATURAL ICE
POORFAGS UNITE

>>15277153
https://youtu.be/AKqA2-lskUg

>>15266115
I wish they were sold in packs of more than 4.