/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Japan does not have a lot of farmland to work with so their food ends up being super expensive.
Brainlets equate expense with quality.

Whats wrong with his (hers?) face

>>15247242
>Chinese
>Food merit that isn't eating dogs and bats
Lol

>>15247242
shiso amazing bruh

>>15247281
>weeb
>defends anything jap subconsciously thinking it will make him accepted by the Japanese.
Color me surprised...

>>15247242
>go to Japan regularly for work
>have waygu usually at least once
>it's okay but nothing to really write home about

It's fine, it's more of a show of status than anything, since most people go once or twice to Japan ever kobe waygu A5 = DA BEST; and if you say other wise "oh well you probably didn't have the real stuff".

BITCH ASS NIGGAS DON'T EVEN KNOW HIDA WAYGU IS MORE JAPANESE THAN KOBE SINCE NOT CROSS BREAD WITH FILTHY GAIJIN EURO COWS

>>15247242
Is that a man or a woman?

>>15247314
That's a halfu, mom probably married a filipeno or mexican

>>15247242
I like sushi and tempora, thats about it. But yeah, japanese food is shit compared to any other asian food scene.

>>15247242
This little shit is always super critical of his culture, he paints his eyebrows on too. Glad to see his American education paying off

>>15247301
didn't see anything defending japan nigger

>>15247242
It's a bit overrated IMO - some things are pretty good like ramen, sushii or takoyaki but it is not the best Asian cuisine. That is the chad of Asian food

>>15247242
Look at this Chinese person seething over the superiority of the Japanese.

If you don't know about something just ask instead of saying really stupid shit.

>>15247242
>surpassed by other Asians such as the Chinese
Ok Chang.

Japanese cuisine is god tier, on par with French and Italian I'd argue

>>15247589
>That is the chad of Asian food
>that
What do you mean by "that"?

>chink mad its not boiled live dog, bat soup, or piss soaked eggs
color me shocked

>>15247259
Japanese food is not expensive.

I'm chinese and I love japanese cuisine, my family loves japanese cuisine too although my grandmother thinks sushi is stupid and doesn't like it
Not sure where this antagonism comes from
>>15248318
This

>>15249840
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>15251003
Do you post the hong kong meme lol

>>15247242
EAT THE 200 DORRA STEAK GAIJIN

>>15247318
Tempura came from the Portugese, so you can't give them that, either.

I've never tried wagyu so maybe I'm just hating on something I didn't try but it looks retarded. I imagine it's not different than eating some piece of lard. It's a bunch of fat cows overfed to the point where they became giant pieces of lard

>>15251119
Whether or not it comes from the Portugese is irrelevant when we're talking about staple dishes of a nation.

>>15251151
Posting YouGov trash should be a bannable offense.

>>15251151
>Saudi Arabians don't like Japanese cuisine
Middle-Eastern muslims tend to be like that, they hate eating food that isn't charred to death and shows any signs of life.

>>15251144
The fat melts away leaving a really tender cut of beef. But it's not a million times better than your standard prime grade steak in the US. It's better for sure and you'll notice it. But you're gonna be disappointed by unrealistic expectations given to you by the media.

>>15251184
Thats a good description. I cooked a wagyu rump roast last night. Rumps are normally very dry , this is dripping with rendered fat. I ended up throwing it back in the oven for another hour to dry it out

>>15247281
oh my god...
Chinese cuisine includes over 11 different types and subtypes of cuisine. Yes, in some parts, people used to and still eat dog and their treatment of dogs sucks. Yes, in some parts of china they eat bugs and others bats(rare), but that is hardly representative of the potential of chinese cuisine.
Some Japanese people live off of McDonald's. That is not representative of Japanese cuisine.

Some french people only eat soup, not only because they are retarded, but because they can't afford any better. It is not representative of French cuisine.

Some Germans only eat sausages and potatoes and cabbage. That is not representative of german cuisine (entirely).

Some britains mainly eat deep-fried marsbars, jellied eels, beans, and spaghetti.

Most countries have much better to offer than the basest of all their eaters. It shouldn't come as a surprise to you blood n soil boiz.

Get that ol'tiki torch outta that ass, eat some good food from wherever, unless it's a little scary to you, ofc then just stay in mom's basement - unfulfilled and alone, covered in cheetos crumbs and semen.

What's the point of staying alive if you never really live?

>>15251269
Eat some more street meat cooked in poo oil, chang.

>>15251269
Nice pasta, cunt.

>/ck/'s been pozzed by bugjews

>>15247271
too much makeup or bad lighting

>>15247242
Yes

>>15251024
Heh, remember when Obama almost threw up his sushi and just left halfway through the meal.

>>15252879
Did that actually happen?

>>15247281
it's a cultural thing you faggot

>>15253101
sort of makes sense after the 200 straight years of famine that they'll eat fucking anything.

>>15247259
japanese food is cheap t never been to japan
the reason A5 Wagyu is expensive is because its the rolls royce of beef just look at the marbling
not only are you blind with your eyes your blind with your logic

Thai food is superior to Japanese

for me its time consuming to make but not very hard

Jap food is bland af

>>15248329
I think he typo'd "Thai"

>>15251151
ive never eaten real chinese cuisine in my life here (Germany) its all take away shit sadly

>>15251158
seethe

>>15251166
Maybe it's different for Christians in the middle east. My family in Lebanon eats raw meat.

>million times folded beef
Stupid meme food.

>>15247242
The focus is more on the freshness and quality of the ingredient, rather than drowning everything in chili oil or chili paste or chili powder and 1500 different spices.

Like how Japanese 7-11s & other convenience stores have actual food in them instead of just weeks-old room temperature hot dogs and a nacho machine that gives you botulism.

>>15255148
>Japanese 7-11s & other convenience stores have actual food in them
We have that too, it's called Sheetz. Though nobody goes there for freshness and quality.

>>15247316
I actually watch his channel. Yeah, it's a man and he is a full blooded Jap. He lives in Tokyo, working at a comfy Japanese company.

>>15247242
>80% fat
dropped

>>15255683
>comfy Japanese company
Lived in Japan for five years, and two of my Japanese friends had to take time off from work due to breakdowns from overwork. Comfy and working at a Japanese company are not commonly seen together.

>>15255977
Very true. But he is fluent in English so he gets paid way more than his monolingual co workers and having a growing youtube channel, he lives very comfortably. Definitely the luckier Japs who don't rope themselves young due to overworking.

>>15251151
why are Americans hating so much

>>15247259
not sure if thats true but that sounds retarded. how much do MENA sandniggers pay for their food then? and saudis? they live in the fucking desert

>>15251151
over HALF of these cuisines I have never tried
what is puruvian cuisine ?

>>15247242
Wagyu is jew shit, Australia has wagyu cattle and also wasabi. No difference in quality or flavour in fact they sell it to Japan in their off season, so any fagget that thinks all their shit is specifically superior Japanese quality is a dumb retard.

You let a bogan cunt with grog, piss and shit covered hands touch your food before it ever went to Japanese hands.

wapanese shills, yea. thai food is a lot better

All the best Japanese food is yoshoku. Their traditional foods are decent to meh at best. None of it's groundbreaking. Not in a way that beats out another culture's take on it.

Traditional Japanese food tends to be prettier than it is flavorful, so they play up the mystique by trying to make it as premium and exclusive as possible. Highly prepared foods you can only get in one city in a tiny province. Regional treats that are 99% marketing and 1% taste. Just like how Japanese people are more materialistic to compensate for the lack of a big homes to show off, they turn it into couture to feel superior over. Like the French. Only in France the food at least has substance in their culinary autism.

In every other East Asia country you can go to 1000 different places for amazing-quality [insert dish here], but in Japan the 'best of the best' is only cooked 3 times a week by some powdery geezer that's forsaken the pleasures of the earth in order to learn how to select the perfect seasonal roots to dunk inside of some bland soup. Then the shit dies with him because he's a perfectionist and resents his apprentices too much to pass on his autism.

Also, the Jap palate is pussy when it comes to any flavor or texture that isn't soft, gooey or bland. Eating a raw egg with sukiyaki? Really? Your own damn soy sauce is too strong for you?

>>15256830
t. Garlic eater still butthurt Japan pwned your country and enslaved your ancestors multiple times throughout history

>>15251024
This fucking bitch cooks it on a toaster oven run by broken up used chopsticks he can go fuck himself I'm not paying him $500 for a tiny fucking steak
And then he covers the steak and fucking Japanese mayo and puts it on fucking milk bread aka white bread The Japanese fuck up everything they do

>>15251166
You don't know shit about our culture and cuisine.

Is it worth it

>>15247318
This

>>15257539
Living in Australia? No.

>>15256830
>Eating a raw egg with sukiyaki? Really? Your own damn soy sauce is too strong for you?
fucking kek

>>15256375
fish "cooked" in acid

>>15257679
>NOW MELTS!

>>15248156
>poteto

>>15258037
These were my English students, too. Award-winning chefs with a dish sold through the local grocery store chain, but English is muzukashi.

>>15258128
ngl thats pretty awesome

>>15251003
>taiwanese (Chinese)
golden, but fake. any real wolf warrior would get their social credit score tanked for writing taiwanese.

>>15247284
eplain shiso to me

>>15247242
Some of it is okay but like 90% of it is shit

>>15258128
>these are considered a 10/10 in Japan

Really makes you think

>>15251144
It's nothing like eating a piece of lard. The closest l can think of texture wise is those fatty pieces of salmon belly that you cook up just right and they disintegrate in your mouth with minimal resistance.

>>15258714
Basil with a fuzzy texture that's pleasant on the tongue.

>>15257072
Being genocidal dog-people won't save your trash food.

>>15247259
Low iq post

>>15248156
Lol this looks like the kinda thing you'd find in America that purist weebs are always crying about. Japanese isnt too good but its got yakisoba, okonomiyaki, cant tell what the shrimp thing says, and is topped with wasabi mayo and katsuobushi. I'd still try it.

The shrimp is sakura ebi, found in beautiful Suruga Bay.
The concept was to create a dish that focused on local ingredients.

>>15247314
It's half of each, mom probably had sex with some kind of male

That fuckin sandwich they make with spaghetti and meatballs on french bread with mayonnaise and pickles is the best thing I've ever had and you clowns wanna argue about sushi like anyone cares.

>>15259877
Thanks, anon. Wish i had more access to translated cooking shows where I live, but unfortunately I don't . I've tried to learn more languages in little pieces over time and it does help.

>>15259998
What the fudge are you taking about?

>>15260116
Edutain yo'self

>>15260116
Yakisoba or spaghetti pan probably.

Also, those styles of Japanese food are delicious because they're basically riffs off of Chinese food and fried carbs will taste good no matter what.

>>15260141
That's not French bread and doesn't appear to have mayo or pickles. It's just yakisoba bread but with spaghetti.

>>15247309
How do i know youre a shitskin nigger from the way you write? I do. Shittosukin piggu go home.

>>15251151
Because its never about objective taste and nutrition its about weeb retards shilling their meme anime shit sushi and pizza coz movies and games memes.
Common cattle only likes what its told to like.

>>15260173
Holy fuck, Professor, I can't show you a picture of the actual sandwich because I DEVOURED IT YEARS AGO OBVIOUSLY so I found a pic of a reasonable facsimile after searching for 10 seconds.

OH WOW SPAGHETTI AND KETCHUP JAPANESE CUISINE IS THE BEST

>>15251335
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>>15260259
But it isn't, though. That's my point.

>>15258128
Youll never get their pussy, dancing monkey kun.

>>15256375
>what is puruvian cuisine ?
they eat guinea pigs, not saying it's bad or anything but that's a staple protein of theirs

>>15260280
Based as fuck.

>>15260280
Upvoted based stranger!

>>15260280
Now post the copypasta about poutine fried in months old oil

>>15260210
Go back to the containment board

>>15260326
I only post anti-chink pasta

>>15256830
Lol. I especially liked the part about the autistic master resenting his apprentice.

Good show, man!

>>15257679
I'm sorry, what? That is disgusting. That would be as appetizing as drinking garbage can juice.

>>15247242
I saw Costco selling frozen wagyu steaks for $99/lb and I was tempted.

>>15247309
Cringe faggot

>>15257679
>>15260591
Is it like ceviche?
That's pretty popular.

>>15247242
Japanese food is like Italian food, it relies on high-quality locally sourced ingredients, otherwise it's just kinda plain.

>>15247242

It sounds like the avocado toast branding.

$0.45 worth of food presented nicely, sold for $14 to people who can't wait to post that they're having avocado toast.

That's what I assume this is, but applied to beef.

>>15261520
I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiii uwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "OOOOhhh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>>15247242
Japanese is among the least flavorful of Asian cooking. Chinese regional cooking is by far the most varied and skilled Asian cooking. But because Chinese were really poor coming to the US and Asia, people dont really know it. The opposite happened with Japanese migration

>>15248318
Based and correct

>>15253484
Yeah man are you blind look at all the greasy nasty fat in that embarassing hunk of meat that'll be $500 gorrija dollars yu yu hakusho Digimon. Dumb fucking chink loser

>>15262590
The efforts you monkeys go through to make and post these pastas every time someone talks about Japanese food is actually pretty pathetic.

>>15262590
nice pasta
>>15265582
Japanese food is not bad, but all Japanese restaurants serving jap cuisine I have been to have been bad
t. American living in japan

>>15262590
Fuck's sake. You must be some kind of retarded dancing monkey broke motherfucker if you believe any of this. If you live in Tokyo, and aren't a total poor, it's easy as fuck to get good bread, cheese, or decent foreign food. Stick to the base, numbnuts.

>>15247242
>Does Japanese food have any merits or is it just weebo shilling?
Both, it’s good but weebs overrate it, it’s no better than many European cuisines, worse than a few.
>Seems to me like they are way surpassed by other Asians such as the Chinese and Thais.
I’d say that’s true of Thai, in terms of depth and of variety, but
>China
>good cuisine
You’d think this meme would die after the events of the last year.

>>15265773
I agree but
>You’d think this meme would die after the events of the last year.
Didn't die because it's somewhat true. It's a big fucking country with a fuck ton of people. The peak is high, and the low is the lowest. Also, the bat thing was actually Indonesia, and the pangolin is illegal and poached by Malaysians. It's easy to regurgitate the meme shit that gets spammed around, and normally I wouldn't give enough of a fuck about "arr rook same" gooks to explain it, but given the context of the thread I might as well.

Hot dry noodles are fucking good.

>>15265773
The flu we're all getting is from Milano, so really, we need to start putting cream in the carbonara.

Japanese food is a completely overhyped ripoff.

>>15257454
>gulf arabs
>"culture"

>>15265920
Arr rook same. I can cherry pick good Congolese cuisine too.

>>15257661
Can confirm, it's fucking hot here.

>>15247271
feminine eyeliner and cleanly waxed eyebrows

>>15247242
Inherently?, not really.

Their cuisine emphasizes quality of ingredients as the techniques and seasoning is pretty much standardized, but that's where the beauty comes from - it's standardized. Japanese cuisine probably has the second best education system meaning more people can become exceptionally good chefs.

>>15247281
>hurrr dudrrr chyna eat dog
>my right wing fuck daddy wwill liek this wan

China is larger than all of Europe you fucking moron, what makes you think they all eat one thing?

>>15251119
Pasta came from China, you trying to argue Italians shouldn't consider it Italian?

Fucking idiot

>>15247242
I met up with an old aquaintance who has lived in Japan for 10 years now. He have bought 300 gram A5 wagyu for $6 out in the provinces.

>>15251144
>overfed
You don't know much about how beef is produced do you

>>15263518
>Chinese regional cooking is by far the most varied and skilled Asian cooking.
Most Chinese dishes known nowadays were made by immigrants in the USA and Europe. Chinese gastronomy is a sham.
Japanese cuisine is the best in Asia alongside the Turkish one and that's not even a debate.

>>15247284
I've only ever seen it as a purple colored micro green used as a garnish

>>15247318
Sushi came from the chinese

>>15251151
FINLAND
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All the shithole countries don't even know what good food tastes like

I'm surprised that this thread continues.
Japanese food is nothing special. It is one of the world's cuisine.
The food in my hometown is delicious. It's great for Japanese people.
But it is that people of all countries love the food of their homeland.
People from other countries are free to dream about Japanese food.
However, Japanese food is nothing but Japanese food.

>>15247242
A5 wagyu is not a meme, at least not in Japan.
Japanese food is good. It’s just not very flavorful compared to other Asian cuisines. It’s more about the freshness of the ingredients and textures/presentation. Is anyone really gonna claim they don’t like ramen?

>>15267259
Yeah, thats pretty true for gulf arabs ig

>>15247242
The Japanese are masters of the upsell. I tend to lean towards Korean, Thai and Vietnamese food but the nips do make some really good shit.

>>15268291
What you posted is a perfect example of how shit Japanese food is. It looks pretty but tastes fucking disgusting. Typical nips preferring a kawaii aesthetic over actual taste.

>>15247242
The elevens have great food.
Islanders in general have great food desu.

>>15248318

>>15258128
Ever sniff their buttholes?