/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What's that?

No, because I'm not an idiot that tried to take an allegory literally.

>>15254043
Kek

>>15254043
I literally laughed out loud.

>>15253983
It hurts my teeth.

>>15253983
There's "rocks" with water soluble minerals in them, I wonder if there's a rock thats worth actually cooking with (besides Halite)

>>15253983
No, but I've had Nail soup.
Tastes like regular meatsoup, but more metallic

>>15253983
I put salt in my soups

>>15253983
It's a holiday tradition in my family! Everyone has different traditions and you should be open to all of them, but don't forget to make new ones as well.

>>15254043
>allegory
it's not, the stones have vitamins and minerals that leach into the soup making it healthy for people that were starving to death during famines.
+ its a camping trick to take a hot stone from the fire and drop it in the soup to quickly heat it up

>>15255000
Your first claim is absolute bullshit and your second is from dipshits who would rather throw dirty rocks into their soup than wait another minute or two to eat.

Try harder.

>>15255000
>Your first claim is absolute bullshit
bro people were boiling shoe leather and book bindings to eek out any vitamins and minerals they could get

>>15253983
yes. great album.

>>15253983
Yeah, Stone Soup is my favorite Rogue like.

>>15253983
Yeah we made it in first grade. I brought an onion. We also made green eggs and ham, which pro-tip the secret is green food dye.

We made it in elementary school as a class project. It was fun.

>>15253983
I remember making it in elementary school. I loved making it even though it tasted like shit.

>>15254120
they named a rock after the torrent downloading software?

>>15255093
It's adorable how ignorance causes people to claim the most ridiculous shit.

>>15255201
>rockwire

>>15255225
stone soup existed before the allegory

>>15255241
Prove it or shut the fuck up, retard.

>>15253983
it's a pretty fun game but I'm not very good at it. I usually die before I find any of the branches

>>15255279
Yeah it's fucking hard but at least not as much a time waste as dorf fort.

Has anyone tried the cooking method where you heat the rock and put it into the soup to cook it?

i made a different soup. birthday soup. little bears birthday was today, and his mother was nowhere to be found, so he got his friends together and asked if they could all bring something to make birthday soup, since he wasnt going to have birthday cake. they brought carrots, potatos, peas and tomatos .that was it. mother bear came home with a birthday cake of course, but everyone did ike the soup. so i made that this year. water, crushed canned tomatos, salt, potatos, frozen peas, and chopped carrots. too tomatoey, next time much less tomato, but very fun to actually make this soup. esp. with big chunky potatos. yum. i may mess with it next time to regulate the acidity of the tomatos.

>>15254120
>>15255000
>drop random rock into soup pot
>stomach cramps, then oh shit nigga u dead
>rock contained arsenic
oops well good riddance

>>15253983
That's not how you do it you cook a soup on a nail you dingus

Never had stone soup but I've had soup stoned.

>>15254043
Doesn't seem totally absurd to me.
Japanese people put charcoal in with their rice cooker.

>>15255896
a lot of tradtional medicens still use arsenic to this day. in throey is could work for some aliments by functioning as a blood thinner

>>15255093
eke.

>>15255949
What? I've never heard of this and cook and camp with Japanese people

>>15255967

>dear diary today i learned how to properly spell eke.

>>15253983
ALL SOUPS ARE STONE SOUP, the moment you add salt

>>15255000
Stone soup does have that distinct stone flavor

>>15255925
DUDE

>>15253983
Most people on rock farms have this

>>15255113
based

>>15254120
So get a rock from the river instead of the asbestos mine

I've only heard of boodog, where they put rocks inside an animal for heating/cooking purposes.

>>15257668
Based

>>15255949
Japanese people are a superstitious bunch and do all kinds of shit that doesn't make any sense. They often have a little shrine at home and have to serve their dead relatives food and cigarettes. The cigarettes part might be my mom only needing an excuse to take a few puffs now and then. Fucking retarded.

>>15253983
The only rocks I put in food are salt