/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's
>meat
>intense chili flavors

Everything else that goes into it is designed to enhance these two things.

Authentic chili always had beans, from the earliest days.

>>15253222
yes which is why it's /ck/ official opinion that beans belong in chili

>>15253239
Wrong
>>15253242
Also wrong

>>15253222
no, sloppy joes doesn’t have tomatoes fuckhead

>>15253252
yes it do

>>15253222
You're supposed to use real meat not minced for chili

>>15253222
I can't eat beans.
Also I've never eaten a sloppy joe with corn and jalapenos

>>15253300
im partial to peas instead of corn

>>15253300
>corn in chili
Nonono this has to be bait

>>15253222
no, you put piping hot rice from rice cooker and mix it

>>15253312
What's wrong with corn and chili? Most fuckers eat chili with corn bread anyways.

>>15253300
>corn
the only way corn can be in chili is if its in the forum of a corn chip, corn bread or masa for a thickener.

>>15253296
not in chili competitions. You can't even use any fresh ingredients.

>>15253323
it's like putting corn on pizza, it's just wrong

>>15253337
that doesn't sound accurate

>>15253344
Dude it's nothing like putting corn on pizza.

>>15253323
I eat chili with cinnamon rolls but I don't put the cinnamon roll in to the chili so basically you're retarded

>>15253352
Well i mean the meat is fresh, the rest must be dried or canned.

>>15253362
How can you tell me corn in chili is wrong when you are eating cinnamon rolls with chili?

>>15253375
Because I didn't put the cinnamon roll INTO the chili. Have a side of corn all you want but it doesn't go into the bowl or I'll find you.

>>15253401
Nah I'm gonna keep putting corn in my chili.
I had a lot of sweet corn from my garden this year and I decided to try it out in chili and it's really good.
Idk if you've tried it but now I wont make chili without it. I guess if I was serving chili to you (I wouldn't because I don't cook for people I don't like) I'd omit the corn. But I'm not going back.

>>15253252
neither does real chili

>>>15253239
>Wrong
>>>15253242
>Also wrong


>>15253252
>>>15253222 (OP)
>no, sloppy joes doesn’t have tomatoes fuckhead


Retard alert.

>>15253239
olden days people were poor, basically everything they ate was bad and loaded with cheap filler

>>15253528
go pound your pemmican, faggot.

>>15253316
lol no, if you are gonna use a starch it is always pasta

>>15253544
fuck pasta

>>15253560
pasta makes way more sense than rice for chili

>>15253541
This. For the screaming, wailing, teeth gnashing Texans (aka Italian grandmothers) to cry about muh authentic chili is a joke. Authentic chili was a cattle drive trail food consisting of meat pounded together with chilis and salt, formed into bricks, dried and rehydrated with water on the trail. It was an old mexican cowboy method the texass cowboys copied.

If you make your chili any other way, it is not authentic.

Texass chlifags BTFO!

>>15253584
reminder that any european or asian foods that use chilis or potatoes or tomatoes are likewise inauthentic

chili without beans is literally not actually chili

>>15253450
????????????

>>15253626
no

>>15253628
Chili is a beef and chili pepper stew. No tomatoes.

"authentic" can suck my fucking hog

I have an Idea, I'll post winning chili competition recipes. Lets see how many have tomato product in them. Lets start with 2019's winner.
>https://www.casichili.net/2019-kathryn-cavender.html
1 small can of tomato sauce

>>15253692
I'd never trust an organization that is so poor all they can afford for their website is some sort of early 2000's looking abomination.

>>15253712
It's only the biggest chili cookoff festival in texas.
You have to win smaller comps in order to compete there.

2x winner and 2018 recipe
https://www.casichili.net/2018-tom-dozier.html
8oz can of tomato sauce.

>>15253629
gravy is not chili get out of here with this ridiculous idea without beans it's not even remotely a real chili
not even close a stupid idea

>>15253675
You're wrong.

chili without beans is just bolognese

>>15253724
If you sign up for a competition and you see all the previous winning recipes contained tomatoes, you'll put them in your own recipe to please the judges. Doesn't make it good, proper chili. It makes it a chili tailored to the organization's tastes.

>>15253736
You're wrong and you suck dicks.

>>15253692
>too many ingredients
>cubed chuck steak
>no beans
Texans literally have no idea what the fuck they're doing

>>15253731
nah, just a poor person cope

>>15253738
2017 winner
https://www.casichili.net/2017-brent-allen.html

oops there it is. 8oz can of tomato sauce.

How far do you want me to go back anon?

>>15253756
go back as far as you can. don't stop being a faggot now you're doing so well

>>15253756
about 12 inches up your ass.
Meanwhile I'm gonna start own International Faggot of the Year Association, where the judges (me) crowns you the winner for perpetuity.

>>15253762
lets go back to 1992 (you probably read about that date in your history book)
https://www.casichili.net/1992-cindy-reed.html
8oz can of tomato sauce.

>>15253584
That's what I grew up calling "camp chili" because we'd make it to bring with us when we went camping. I had no idea it was "authentic" but it tastes great when you've had nothing but fresh fish and hard tack for a week.

This is now a Cincinnati-style chili thread

I liked chili with beans till I tried the texan version. Now I only eat beans with vegetarian chili, if it's beef it's texas style with shortrib, chuck and tallow and more or less this recipe:
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2011/11/real-texas-chili-con-carne.html

>>15253364
do Americans really?

>>15253222
I agree, faggots who like beanless “chili” are literally just eating ground beef. Dumbasses have no idea what flavor or texture are. Beans are flavorful and of an amazing texture, only kikes and fags don’t like beans in their chili.

>>15253592
reminder that authentic euro food is like nuts and a couple roots

>>15253222
Its a stew, dont overcomplicate things.

>>15253248
No faggot you’re wrong. Beans have always been in chili except for faggot Texas. If you serve me a bowl of “chili” without beans, I’ll throw that goddamn garbage right in your face as to reciprocate the disrespect you showed me by serving me a bowl of bullshit under the thin veil of “chili.”

>>15253886
lol why would anyone eat "vegetarian chili"? Are you a hindu?

>>15253902
Does
>>15253886
Look like ground beef to you, or are you just pretending to be retarded?

>>15253907
its actually just porridge, maybe with some onion if you are fancy

>>15253886
>kenji alt lopez aka James.
Yup, when I look at that faggot I think texas.
>blue texas 2024

>>15253937
James is a very traditional name in Texas dude

>>15253922
>eats beef
>Are you a hindu?
Kek, I just have a couple vegetarian friends and chili is an easy meal to prepare, just have some form of chili, a can of beans and tomatoes, and chuck whatever veggies are about to rot in your fridge.

>>15253934
uhuh acorn bread and boiled parsnip for the holydays. Sorry to burst your bubble but onions originate from central Asia

>>15253746
You wouldn't know the catalogue of my heirloom bean collection let alone be able to afford them. If the family that produces them would even speak with you (they wouldn't).

>>15253957
>Sorry to burst your bubble but onions originate from central Asia
I'm not going to look it up but I am like 75% sure onions were already in Europe in the medieval age, which is when I was talking about, but indeed if we go back even further there was definitely a time when those were new hipster ingredients in Europe

>>15253967
congrats on your goofy looking poor people food that you spent a lot of money on

Its like when poor people sup up a shitty car with speakers worth more than the car itself

>>15253967
who the fuck wants to talk to bean farming peasants lmao

>>15253977
>>15253979
beanlets detected

>>15253989
anyone who uses beans in their recipes is a beanlet dude

>>15253967
kek are those castor beans?

>>15253969
even turnips were import.
Carrots are from Turkey, cucumbers from India, beets from the German-Russian plains, leeks from the middle-east and spinach from Iran.
The Mediterranean coast had it better but the rest of Europe was literally nuts.

>>15253994
You cannot make chili without beans. I'm sorry.

>>15254012
Fair enough, but...on the side

>>15254012
why do you possibly think your hindu chili alternative is "real"

>>15253222
If it's chili I'm gonna eat a big bowl of I want beans in it, if for nothing else than a texture contrast. Beanless chili is best suited as a topping.

>>15254001
you have so much to learn

>>15254028
I am not a fucking arab or whatever. Do they even make chili lol...

>>15253937
Take your meds, schizo.

>>15253907
>euro
>food

>>15253886
Damn, that looks like a great bowl o' brown!

>>15254047
if they were so good to eat the wouldn't almost become extinct.

>>15253994
There is no such thing as beanless chili. You’re just eating ground beef in tomato sauce kike

>>15254029
Beanless “chili” is best suited in the fucking garbage where it belongs.

>>15253773
this one seems like a more reasonable recipe, but
>no beans

into the bin it goes

>>15254074
>goya lobbyist

>>15254054
sorry I meant cuisine

>>15254082
Yeah, competition chili can't have "fillers" You are dq'd if you add starches like rice, noodles or beans.

>>15254089
“Cuisine” such as singular leaf’s of lettuce, half empty glasses of unfiltered tap water, and vegan all-natural ORGANIC gluten-free sodium-free low-carb saltine crackers. Delicious.

>>15254092
Competition “chili.” Aka, who can make the best tasting ground beef sauce. Literally not chili.

>>15254097
okay fatso

>>15254103
competition chili is the only way to know if your chili is good. inb4 "my mommy likes muh chiwee"

>>15253785
Agreed. It beats the hell out of the typical packaged dehydrated food backpackers pay a shitload of money for. Inexpensive, easy to make, lightweight and really tastes good.

>>15253741
Still wrong. Stay mad.

>>15254029
just start with a bowl of beans and top them with chili my dude

>>15254114
It’s not chili. It’s a ground beef sauce, and it tastes like dog fuck until you add beans to it.

>>15254288
so your mommy likes beans? we get it. I bet you do it for the braps.

>>15254288
Real chili has spaghetti and saltines in it

>>15253222
That's spicy bolognese

>>15253886
That's goulash

>>15254315
are you seriously comparing mexican chilis to fucking paprika?

>>15254288
I acknowledge you as an expert in what dog fuck tastes like. I'm kinda surprised that dog fuck is as tasty as delicious chili but I'm not surprised that adding beans to dog fuck makes it taste as disgusting as chili with beans.

>>15254312
Choke on ur cinnamon and die skyline subhuman

>>15254299
Your mommy likes eating carb-free sloppy Joes, her feminine son literally doesn’t even know what chili is topkek

>>15254406
>carb-free sloppy Joes
what is that exactly?

>>15254361
It’s okay to be wrong faggot, we can’t all be right all the time. Enjoy your sloppy Joe sauce you failed abortion.

>>15254415
When you eat ground beef sauce by itself, because that’s not chili, it’s ground beef sauce. Think about how stupid you look sitting around eating a bowl of literal sauce. That would be embarrassing if you possessed the mental capacity to comprehend shame.

>>15254426
no sloppy joes is a sandwich retard.

>>15254426
are you really spending your evening pretending to be retarded?

>>15253222
>so chili without beans is basically meat sauce???
Yes? Why else do you think the Ohioans serve it over pasta? They understand.

>>15254531
no that's american goulash which is another example of how americans ruin food

>>15253743
>cubed chuck steak
>wrong
Making chili with ground beef is a sin. Make it from real chunks of beef or don't make it.

>>15254548
ground is the proper way, they even have a grind specific for chili.

>>15254555
>making a beef stew with ground beef instead of cut up roast is the proper way to make beef stew
no

>>15254419
Okay, kid. Go back to your Spaghetti-Os.

>>15253540
compared to now?

>>15253790
that's not chili, its meaty red pasta sauce on .... pasta.

>>15254328
b8

>>15253222
>"authentic" chili with no. Beans

Chili is an ancient Mesoamerican tomato, chili pepper and BEAN stew that may or may NOT contain meat.

If it doesn’t have beans, it’s NOT chili.

>>15253222
>So "authentic" chili with no. Beans is basically spicy pan seated beef aka bun less spicy sloppy joe
What's your point?