/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Because recipes are boring sans context.

>>15251659
tattoos are such a horrible plague. if I could get rid of cancer or tattoos I'd get rid of tattoos

because that's how they make money on ads.

I don't mind a cute few line story as an intro, but usually just scroll right to ingredients list.

>>15251659

>>15251659
Google search favors recipes with those long boring stories. There are some plugins for Firefox that are supposed to skip them and take you right to the recipe though.

>>15251903
This, they pack it with as many buzzwords as they can so the google search algorithm puts them towards the top because there’s more hits with the search terms

>>15251659
>Tries to do a 50's style pinup photoshoot
>models are all tattoos, piercings and implants
"Houston, we have a hard fail."

>>15251659
Are these realdolls?

>>15252149
If so the buyers should ask for a refund.

How do I search for recipes without getting articles?

>>15251985
It's like how YouTube favors videos that are over 10 minutes. Ends up being shitty for the users because it wastes their time.

>>15252332
Easter Sunday 2021 will be on 4/4/21

>>15252122
You do realize they're in family guy costumes?

>>15251985
>>15251903
>>15251688
These are the correct answers.
The story works as metadata for search engines, and scrolling all the way down to the recipe counts as user interaction for ad revenue. The farther you have to scroll the more money they make.

>>15251659
Louis’ boobs aren’t that big

>>15252372
>You do realize they're in family guy costumes?
And that excuses the tattoos, implants and piercings how?

>>15251659
Louis's pants not being ironed is an instant turn off.

>>15252657
i don't think this is stictly true, ad revenue is more focused on clicks and referred purchases rather than scrolls.
but there's something ironic about writing the majority of your blog content for an seo bot rather than an actual reader who will disregard most of what you write. a sign of the times, i suppose.

>>15252200
buy a cookbook

>>15251674
Go back to pol you chud

>>15251659
unironically white people

>>15251674
>if I could get rid of cancer or tattoos I'd get rid of tattoos
based

>>15251892
>2020
>Still taking the bait

>>15251892
>op posts image of three monkeys
>retard actually thinks anyone would coom to them
picrelated my dick irl

>>15251659
Because it's a great way to make you look at ads before seeing the thing you specifically looked for

The worst is when you're on mobile and ads keep causing the page to reload so you have to keep scrolling down to get the recipe.
This one food blogger, don't remember who it was, had a website that pissed me off so much I ended up emailing her telling her to fix it. The recipe was for a pastry or something and yielded about 200 of them so I had to manually quarter every ingredient myself and I was left with quantities like 1/4th of an egg yolk. I was so angry by the time I was done with the email I was basically telling her to go fuck herself. She wasted MY time with her STUPID fucking recipe for three hundred people. Dumb whore. I hope it made her cry

>>15256084
god youre an asshole

>>15254384
uhh i think you misspelled CHAD

>>15251659
>click on jump to recipe

>>15251659
Their pay is based on a per word basis, like many people who write articles for websites.

>>15256084
>ads loading makes the page jump just as you're going to click on a link, making you click on an ad instead

>>15256084
You're doing the Lord's work keep it up

>>15251659
Ad revenue. they can put in a new ad every new scroll of screen, so a 200 word recipe can be extended to 5 or 6 times the length, so that on mobile you can show 5 or 6 adds, meaning you get 5 or 6 times the revenue that you would have got just providing the best user experience.

>>15257146
Just like here a while back
Almost stopped using

Women have become horrible

>>15254171
yeah, seo optimization makes more sense than it being for ad revenue

>>15256084
Hello based division? Put me through to the Chad Department.