/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Guess u just suck

>>15248312
Recipe?

>>15248316
beef egg bread milk herbs salt pepper garlic onion
it's squishy and it smells like shit

>>15248322
Imagine being too retarded to cook meatloaf.

1 lb ground beef
1 medium onion
3/4c oatmeal or bread crumbs
Salt
Italian seasoning
Dry mustard
Worcestershire sauce
Ketchup
1 egg

Mix thoroughly, bake in a loaf pan at 350F for 45-60 minutes or until internal temp is 160F.

The only cooking easier is a microwaved hot dog.

>>15248312
Yep. Reeks of cocoa butter, dandruff filled wigs and body odour. That meatloaf needs a shower.

>>15248414
What’s the measurements for the seasonings? I’ll be making that this week never tried making a meatloaf

>>15248414
I can think of a ton of things easier and quicker to cook than meatloaf.

>>15248312
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>i ate shit and it stank

I am so over millennials and their cuck fetish of bragging about eating shit

>>15248432
Per 1 lb of meat:
1-2 tbsp Italian seasoning, depending on how you like it
1/2 tsp salt or soy sauce
1/4-1/2 tsp dry mustard
1-2 tbsp Worcestershire
2-3 tbsp ketchup
Cloves of garlic to taste

I recommend sauteing the onion and garlic before combining along with any other vegetables you like. I like peas, and carrots can be good as long as they are diced small and tender.

Oatmeal will make a much looser meatloaf than bread crumbs. This recipe for meatloaf only just barely holds its shape when sliced because that's how I like it. Adding more binder and mixing longer will help it hold its shape. Other recipes will tell you not to mix too thoroughly but from my experience it's difficult to overmix.

>>15248414
Why oatmeal,salt,italianseasoning,drymustard,worcestershiresauce?

>>15248986
I don't know your tolerance for salt so you might want to omit it or reduce it if you're sensitive to it. The Worcestershire sauce is necessary though.

>>15248986
Thank you kind anon I will sacrifice 1 goat in your honor

>>15248509
lol is this pasta?

>>15248312
based imo
you should eat it anyway

>>15248312
stop shitting into your meatloaf

>>15249393
I did then I shat diarrhea and it stank like alcohol fumes and I didn't drink any alcohol
explain that

>>15249598
an alcohol demon has been cumming in your ass... or your drunk dad.

>>15249598
>>15248312
Was the ground beef really gray before you used it for meatloaf?

>>15250252
no it just looked like regular meat
smelled fine too

>>15248509
Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans

>>15248509
>i'm gonna type as sober as possible

Thing is, don't give an inch to these wackos. You gave it 100% and I'm proud of you.

>>15248312
Are you sure thats not moldy pork belly?

>>15248312
You fucked up when you decided not to make Salisbury steaks instead of a meatloaf. Next time, do better.